Mary Ann walked out into the cool night air. She held her arms close to her chest to keep warm and it helped a little. Gillian was sitting on the pic-nick table. Mary Ann walked over to him.
"What are you doing?" She asked, sitting next to him.
"Thinking about how much I want to shave." Replied Gilligan. "I hope somebody finds us soon. You?"
"Same thing but with out the shaving part. I couldn't sleep."
"Me eithier. We have to find something to intertain ourselfs until morning."
"I know. Let's tell ghost stories."
"I have one." Gilligan said. "It's called 'The Black Pearl.' "

THE BLACK PEARL SHIP
(MID-EVIL TIMES)

Captian Black walked around his ship, making sure everything was to his liking, when all of a sudden, his 1st mate walked up to him, holding a bag.
" 'S a stole-away, Captain!" The 1st mate said. He opened the bag, and inside it was a woman. Captain Black grabbed the woman by the arms and pulled her up, threatingly.
"What's your name?"
"Mary Ann." The woman replied, very frightend. "Mary Ann Summers."

Do you want me to continue? Be truthfull. ;)

Ooh, yeah! Never read a GI ghost fanfiction before! Hehehe! Keep going ...

I'm having a little trouble coming up with idea's. If anybody has any, please PM me. Thanks.

I have a suggestion... alittle bit of Ginger/Proffy would be nice :D but what ever sinks your dorry. :D

Or a little Gilly/Mary Ann. LOL. But, hey, you're the writer...

This part has some sexual content. Not much!

Ginger and the Professer walked into the cabin, kissing. They made their way over to the bed and laid down. The Professer raised up and started to un-button his shirt. Ginger looked at him with those sexy, cat-eyes.

Mary Ann sat in the jail cell, crying when Gilligan (the 1st mate) walked in.
"I'm sorry my lady." He said. "Captain orders. "If only I hadn't opened my BIG MOUTH!"
"I undertsand."
Gilligan walked over to Mary Ann and sat beside her. "I can't let you out, or captain Skipper will throw us BOTH overboard."
"Gilligan, I have an idea. I don't usally do this, but I want to be free! And I'm sure you do to.
"Yes. I do. I have served Captain Skipper all my life."
"Why?"
"Because he's father."
Mary Ann looked at him, stunned. "Are you sure you want to do this with me? My idea is pretty bad."
"I will."
"Ok." Mary Ann leaned into Gilligan's ear and told him what she had planned.

I'm promise I'll post more tomorrow! Anway, hope you liked that post! :)

Oooh! LOL. Nice. Question, though: this is all part of the ghost story Gilligan's telling, right? Thought so...
Ginger/Proffy just kinda came outta nowhere there, didn't they? Haha. Random scandal - I like.

Originally posted by JWood201
Oooh! LOL. Nice. Question, though: this is all part of the ghost story Gilligan's telling, right? Thought so...
Ginger/Proffy just kinda came outta nowhere there, didn't they? Haha. Random scandal - I like.

Youll find out why they were there. *laughs madly* Here's more!

"Are you sure?" Mary Ann asked Gilligan for the 100th time. Gilligan just nodded. Mary Ann sighed, and put the bomb down, then they made a run for it.
30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23...
"I just thought of something!" Gilligan stopped, suddenly. "this pretty woman and a smart man are the only costumers on this ship. They were going to Hawii for there honeymoon. We have to find them before they blow up with the ship!" The two ran faster than ever.
13, 12, 11, 10...

Gilligan and Mary Ann looked in every room and couldn't find Ginger or the Professer. And time was running out.
Finally, they came to the last door on the hall and opened it. They got the shock of there lives. They were ALOMST naked. Not totally but almost.
"COME ON!!!!" Gilligan shouted. "Put the rest of your clothes on!"
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Gilligan, Mary Ann, Ginger and the Professer jumped out of the window, one after the other. They landed in the cold water and came to the surface to watch the ship go up in flames.

Please tell me what you think. Will post more probally tomorrow (or tonight)

BTW, JWood, you can add this to your site (if you like)

PS. And, I too like Mary Ann. I think she's hot! :grineyes: :eyes: :love:

-Brandon.

Originally posted by ONE LIFE TO LIVE

Ginger and the Professer walked into the cabin, kissing. They made their way over to the bed and laid down. The Professer raised up and started to un-button his shirt. Ginger looked at him with those sexy, cat-eyes.


WHOA!!! at first i was like *gasp!* *jaw drop*....but then i saw that they're on their honeymoon. all is well. LOL! i am loving that scene. hee hee! :D

Gilligan is telling this as a story? LOL!!!

ignore this.....the other one posted twice. lol

OMG OMG!! Loved that part sooo much, I was reading it and at first i was like "WOW where did that come from?" and then when ya keep reading.... yeah! HeeHee!!

The gang swan to shore on an island, gasping for breath because they had to swim a LONG way.
"What-are-we-going-to-do-now?" Ginger asked, breathing heavily.
"Looks like we're going to have to stay here until somebody comes and rescuse us." Replied Gilligan.
"What? That could take days! And I'm suppost to go to my movie premire 'How I Would Love To Kill You.' "
****************************************************

After everybody helped build one big hut, they fell asleep. Outside, some ghostly-like figure walked the grounds. It walked to the hut and opened the door, slowly.

Don't you just hate me? :lol: Well, I gotta do something to keep you guys interested! ;)

Ooh! Hehe. Now we're getting to the good stuff - the ghost. :D

The ending to this post is a cliff-hanger, but if you're nice to me, I'll probaly post more later. :lol:

THE NEXT DAY...

Gilligan and Mary Ann were woken up by a screaming sound.
"What's going on?" Mary Ann asked, looking scared and holding Gilligan's hand.
As though an answer to her question, the Professer ran into the hut, screaming.
"Ginger's gone!" He said, his voice shaking. "I looked all over the island, and she's nowhere in sight!"
****************************************************

The ghost walked back to his black kettle, and began stirring the stuff in it.
"Soon, my love. You will forget all about him, and come to me!" It looked at Ginger, who was lying on a bed, in a dead sleep.
The ghost walked over to her, (with the spoon)
"Here." It said, raising Ginger's head up. The ghost shoved what ever it was making down her throat.

Cliff-hanger? :lol: If I do post more, it won't be until late because I gotta work on my new site. Anyways, hope you liked that post.

That is a cruel cliff hanger, but the story is really good. Uhh, just leave us hanging like that! ;) heeehee

NOOOOOO!!!! she can't forget the Professor!
*cries* i'll die.

lol....darn those cliff hangers.

I must concure with Julie here. Ginger can't forget the Proffy! Who could really? I mean, hello have we all seen the St. Gilligan episode? But back to the point, she can't forget him! We'll have another death beside Julie's!

heehee ;)

"We can't find her anywhere." Gilligan and Mary Ann ran up to the Professior.
"That's ok." The Professior shockinly replied. "Because I found a clue." He held up a ring. A black ring. "I think it belongs to the kid-napper. He might be a ghost."
"G-g-ghost?" Gillian's face turned blue and he fainted to the sandy ground.
"How can you be so sure Professior?" Asked Mary Ann, a confused look on her face.
"I read a book on ghost and every single one of them, that are evil, wear this type of ring."
Mary Ann looked at him. "Oh, no! That mean's we're going to have to find Ginger before.."
"Before the ghost kills her and turns her into one of them." The Professior contined to stare at the black ring, hoping it would give him some sign as to where Ginger, the love of his life, might be. Then: "I know Mary Ann!"
"Know what?"
"Where the ghost took Ginger. Follow me."
"But, Professior what about Gilligan?"
"Leave him. No since in waking him up. Now come on!"
****************************************************

The ghost put the stuff in Ginger's mouth. She opened her eyes and kissed the ghost.
"Marry me!" Said Ginger. The two started making out.
"Freeze!!!" Said a males voice. The ghost looked up and saw.... Mary Ann and the Professior standing in the door way.
"Well." The ghost said. "Looks like you finally found me." The ghost, surpisingly removed his skin that was a sheet!!! The ghost was a fake one. Mary Annn screamed. The fake ghost turned out to be the captian of the ship that they had blown up.

There is an explanation for everything. You'll get it in the next post. Anyways, please tell me what you think of it so far.

*GASP* wow, didn't see that coming

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I'm going to see the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean." I'll post more when I get back. (and I'll also tell you what I thought of it. If you want me to.) ;)

My best guy friend saw that twice and another friend has seen it like three or four times. I can't stand to hear any more about it!! *RUns around screaming* ;)

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheOtherMovieStar
[B]My best guy friend saw that twice and another friend has seen it like three or four times. I can't stand to hear any more about it!! *RUns around screaming* ;)

Are you on any kind of pills? :lol: Just fooling with ya. ;) Anyways, I liked it. I think anybody who hasn't seen the movie, should go.
*tip* stay after the credits and you'll see what happens to the captain's monkey.
Anways.... hope you like this part:

"Why did you do it?" The Professior asked, walked back and forth.
"Because I wanted to hurt you because you hurt me!!!" Captain Skipper was tied down to a chair and Mary Ann was standing beside him, holding a gun.
"How did I hurt you?" The Professior asked, sweating.
"You took away The Black Pearl!!! That ship was my life; my marriage; my child."
"Boy, you REALLY need to date." Ginger said, whom was sitting on the bed.
"That bussiness is none of yours." Captain Skipper glared at Ginger. Ginger glared back.
"Me, Gilligan, Ginger and Mary Ann blew up the ship." The Professior said. "How did you survive, captain?"
"I knew you were going to blow up the Black Pearl because I overheard Gilligan and Miss Summers here talking, so I took a stole one of the boats and rolled to here. Then I saw you coming. I wanted you to leave so I dressed up as a ghost. And when that didn't work, I kid-napped Ginger I was going to wed her and kill her! Then I was going too finish the rest of you off one by one." All of a sudden, Captain Skipper jerked the gun out of Mary Ann's hand. He pointed it at the Professior and pulled started to pull the trigger, slowly. Skipper was about to pull it completely but...
"STOP!!!" A males voice screamed out. Everyone turned and saw Gilligan standing in the door way. "Hold your fire." He walked to the captain and jerked the gun out of his hands. Then, Gilligan walked to Mary Ann and kissed her. Finally,he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. A loud boom sounded, followed by the drop of a dead body. Gilligan shot himself and died.

*PRESENT*

"Oh, that's sad." Mary Ann said, starting to cry.
"Yeah. My Great Uncle Stanly told me that story. He said it was true. Of corse, he was also a drunk."
They began laughing, then gazed into each other's eyes and started to lean in towards each other... until.
"Good morning, Mary Ann, Gilligan." Skipper came out of the hut. "Say, Mary Ann how about a nice breakfast."
"Coming up." Mary Ann got up, and walked into her and Ginger's hut. Gilligan stared after her, thinking different things.
"Girls have that effect on you." He told himself, still thinking about Mary Ann.

THE END..

I know that stuff would never happen on the show, but please tell me what you think. And also tell if I should write a new one.

Wow. I didn't see any of that coming. LOL.

Good job, though. And, yeah, keep writing!

Originally posted by ONE LIFE TO LIVE
Are you on any kind of pills? :lol: Just fooling with ya. ;) [/B]


well they say that the ones for the craziness aren't working to well, heh heh, just kidding...

didn't seen that ending coming but it was an awesome story. Keep writing! :D

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*mouth gaping, just blinks....*