Funny quotes. lets add to the list!!!!

1. When Archie has to fire one of his three guys, he decides to fire little emanuel with the bad leg. lol Emanuel comes out because archie is talking to ediths family about the cancelled insurance. Emanuel comes out of kitchen where archie told him to drink coffee, and emanuel says,
"Archie, Per Favore!! Archie turns around and says, yeah pour some more!!! LMAO.

2. Ediths menopause, Archie flips out at dinner table and says thats it!! You have 30 seconds to change!! LMAO.

Archie: ...youse may wanna know how youse can help-- by keepin' ya mouths shut. Synchronize your tongues to silence; ready? Begin.

Edith: Archie, here's something...

Lol, now that's funny enough, but:

Achie: Was I talkin' too fast for ya, Edith? Or were your ears too slow? Stifle yourself!