Here we go and I will make this topic a sticky. :)


Jul 1 2003 4:30AM 087 - King Tut's Coup Part 1 When a Yale professor and two students are hit on the head with falling flower pots, they once again become their alter egos, King Tut, Lord Chancellor and Jester. When Tut and his minions steal a jeweled casket from the Gotham City Museum, Commissioner Gordon calls Bruce Wayne, chairman of an Egyptian costume ball. Assured that the theft was not a publicity stunt, Gordon calls Batman and Robin. Meanwhile, in Tut's lair, his leading lady Neila is jealous because he is assembling a plan to claim his queen, the beautiful Lisa Carson, Bruce Wayne's date for the Egyptian ball. Fearing Tut will show up at the ball, Batman has the police come in costume, ready to apprehend the villain. But, when Deputy Mayor Zorty arrives in a King Tut costume given to him by a stranger, the police arrest him instead. The real Tut and his men manage to sneak in and leave undetected, with Lisa in tow. After installing her as his queen in the throne room, Batman and Robin show up at his hideout. When Robin is captured, Batman makes a heroic leap through the skylight to save him, but is knocked out. With Robin looking on, Batman is sealed inside the jeweled casket. Struggling against his bonds, Robin sees bubbles rise as the casket sinks into a large vat of water.


Jul 2 2003 4:30AM 088 - Batman's Waterloo Part 2 Alfred, alerted by the emergency Bat-transmitter, hops on his Alfcycle to come to Batman's rescue. He empties the water from the vat and wakes Batman from the trance he put himself in to survive. Meanwhile, Lisa Carson's father has agreed to pay a huge ransom to Tut for his daughter. When it is revealed to Tut that Batman is alive, he instructs the caped crusader to bring the money to an abandoned boiler works alone. Robin is about to be tossed into boiling oil when Batman busts in on the Batcycle, taking out Tut's henchmen and turning the oil into foam rubber with a neutralizer. Robin bounces off the vat and falls on Tut, returning him to his former self.


Jul 3 2003 4:30AM 089 - Black Widow Strikes Again Part 1 Tarantula chauffeurs a lady in a chic black pants suit, to the American National Bank. Entering, she pretends to open an account, but as she chats with Manager Irving Cash, she turns her large purse toward him. With a click and a hum, Cash is electronically brainwashed and happily hands her a sackful of currency. Cash reports the theft to Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara who instantly recognize the thief as Black Widow. Meanwhile in her underground web-like grotto, Black Widow and henchman, Tarantula, Daddy-Longlegs, and Trap Door count the loot. At the Batcave, Batman and Robin program the Batcomputer to discover the location of Black Widow's next heist, but the computer breaks down and Black Widow successfully robs the Beneficial Bank. Following up a warning to the Gotham General Bank, Batman and Robin arrive to help the nervous manager, Mr. Leghorn, guard the vault. Lying in wait for Black Widow they mistakenly apprehend Aunt Harriet in her black outfit, when they confront her, Struggling to the Batmobile with Robin, Batman follows her by radar. Invading the underground web, they find Black Widow and her henchmen waiting for them. Releasing two black widow spiders at their feet.

Jul 4 2003 4:30AM 090 - Caught In The Spider's Den Part 2 As they struggle in the web, Batman reaches his mini-charge which sends electricity through the web killing the spiders and freeing them. Inspecting the quarters they discover a second room where Black Widow and her men are counting their Ill-gotten gains. She turns her brain-wave short-circuiter with reversed polarity on the two, and Batman, who is still wearing his electrodes, succumbs to her electronic charms. He uses the remote control unit of the Batcomputer to ask for a new bank to rob. The computer suggests the Just Opened Heritage Bank, but warns that Batman's life is in danger. Substituting a rubber dummy for Batman and donning Robin's costume, Black Widow, drives the Batmobile to the bank where the manager cooperates. While Gordon issues an APB for the Dynamic Duo because of the robbery, Robin frees Batman from the spell.


Jul 5 2003 4:30AM 091 - Pop Goes The Joker Part 1 When Joker uses spray paint to disfigure grumpy artist Muzzy's paintings, Alfred, shopping for a Muzzy for Bruce Wayne, suspects a plot and sends for Batman and Robin. Routed by jeers and a spray of paint from Joker, Batman confers with Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara and is advised to watch for Joker's next move. It comes soon: he enters rich Baby Jane Towser's Art Contest. His plot becomes clear when he then enrolls pupils for an art course, accepting millionaires only, Bruce included. Robin and Alfred follow Bruce on the Batradarscope to learn where Joker is holding class. Joker puts his pupils, Bruce, Baby Jane and three Matrons, to work with welded metal, barbed wire and molasses taffy, then breaks the news they're prisoners -he's holding them for a ransom which is to be their respective art collections. Robin finds Bruce and tries to rescue him, but he's overcome and strung up in a mobile of slashing giant palette knives, "a Batmobile," howls Joker, tying Bruce to a chair.


Jul 6 2003 4:30AM 092 - Flop Goes The Joker Part 2 Robin dodges knives while Bruce works at his bonds and succeeds in loosening them. Bruce turns off the machinery, helps Robin dawn, then careful not to seem too expert a fighter, he takes on Joker's henchmen, while the rascal, himself, rushes to talk Baby Jane into forgiving him. While Joker next gorges on chicken at Baby Jane's, Batman is left to try to guess the next step in the pop art caper. So well does he do this that when Joker calls Commissioner Gordon to announce that he has the entire Renaissance Collection from the Museum and that the ransom for it is ten million dollars. Joker manages to crawl away as his henchmen are finished off and, picking up Baby Jane, he bolts for Wayne Manor where he hopes to grab enough cash to hide out a while. But Alfred is there, protecting Aunt Harriet, and duels him with candlesticks.


Jul 7 2003 4:30AM 093 - Ice Spy Part 1 Mr. Freeze uses an iceberg to kidnap skating star Glacia Glaze and scientist Isaac Isaacson, who has developed a formula for instant ice, from an ocean liner. Batman decides there was an accomplice aboard ship and puts the Batcomputer to work on finding the culprit, whom he suspects to be Glacia Glaze herself. Beneath the ice rink, Freeze tortures Isaacson to get the formula and submits his ransom demand: a hefty sum to be delivered by Batman and Robin. The Duo arrive with the money, but Freeze realizes it's phony and shoves them into a transparent vaporizing pipe which will evaporate them into the ice of the rink above.


Jul 8 2003 4:30AM 094 - The Duo Defy Part 2 After Batman and Robin have seemingly been vaporized, Mr. Freeze decides to return to the iceberg. Batman and Robin, who have used all emergency exits, step out of Isolde's sealhouse. The next day, Mr. Freeze, his iceberg now one of many in Gotham Harbor, gets the formula and Glacia woos Isaacson into showing them how it works. Using the President's Congressional teleprompter, Mr. Freeze informs the country of his plans to demonstrate his Ice-Ray Beam. As he puts the instant freeze on various locations in the city, Batman instructs Gordon to put the Seal Batsignal on Isolde and release her. Batman and Robin, in the Batcopter, follow the signal as she returns to the iceberg, and surprise the ice villain before he can make his escape.


Jul 9 2003 4:30AM 095 - Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin Penguin schemes to marry Barbara Gordon in order to become Commissioner Gordon's son-in-law and thereby exempt from the law. But the commissioner's daughter turns out to be a third secret crime-fighter called Batgirl and only Alfred knows her true identity.


NOTE: JULY 9- ENTER BATGIRL, EXIT PENGUIN IS THE FIRST EP FROM SEASON 3!!!!

Jul 10 2003 4:30AM 096 - Ring Around The Riddler Riddler, scheming to take over the boxing fight game in Gotham City, poses as a prizefighter and challenges Batman to the ring. The evil Siren is on hand to assist.

Jul 11 2003 4:30AM 097 - The Wail of The Siren Siren gets Commissioner Gordon under her spell and then goes after Bruce Wayne, whom she directs by using her hypnotizing vocals, to give her the Wayne family fortune and jump from a skyscraper. Her hope is that Batman will come to Bruce's rescue, so she can enslave him and discover his secret identity.

Jul 12 2003 4:30AM 098 - The Sport of Penguins Part 1 The Penguin teams up with newly-broke racehorse owner Lola Lasagne to rig the outcome of the Wayne Handicap race. They try to close a deal with a glue-factory owner to swap one of his broken-down nags for Lola's magnificent horse Parasol. Batman and Robin leap in through the window, but Penguin, calling out his hidden henchmen, tells Lola to take the horse and waddles after her. Batgirl, arriving in the nick of time, lassos Penguin and secures him while she joins her fellow crime-fighters. To her dismay, Penguin cuts the lasso and escapes, and brushes paste all over the Batmobile, so when Batman and Robin leap into it, they're literally glued to their seats!

Jul 13 2003 4:30AM 099 - A Horse of Another Color Part 2 Needing money to bet on the Wayne Handicap, Penguin steals the priceless folio of famous parasols from the Gotham City Library and is promptly tricked by Batman into returning it. Later, the Racing Secretary tells Bruce that all the horses, except Parasol have been "scratched" because of Penguin's devious means, and there is a new entry, Bumbershoot, now in his office with his jockey. Guessing that the jockey is Penguin, Bruce tells the Secretary he will enter his horse, Waynebeau, with Batgirl as jockey and with Dick riding Parasol!

Jul 14 2003 4:30AM 100 - The Unkindest Tut Of All King Tut has seemingly gone straight and is predicting robberies before they happen. The Gotham lawmen agree that Tut must be up to no good, but when Batman and Robin investigate, they can find no evidence of wrongdoing. Tut warns them the Soccer Stadium will be robbed. He's told his hoods to let the Dynamic Duo capture them while he plants a 'bug' on the Batmobile, which traces the Caped Crusaders to Wayne Manor!

Jul 15 2003 4:30AM 101 - Louie, The Lilac Louie plots to control the minds of Gotham's flower children. Robin is subdued after sniffing Louie's alba vulgaria poison lilac and Batman is vanquished by a vase. The Dynamic Duo is then left in Louie's Hot House to be devoured by a giant Brazilian man-eating lilac.

Jul 16 2003 4:30AM 102 - The Ogg And I Part 1 Egghead and Olga, Queen of the Cossacks, kidnap Commissioner Gordon for a ransom of a ten-cent tax on every egg consumed in Gotham City. The Cossacks steal the Brass Samovar of Ganghis Khan while Egghead goes around collecting his egg tax. Batman and Robin are hidden inside the samovar, but Olga is wise to their trick and gasses them. She decides to marry Batman and have Robin and Gordon turned into borscht! Alfred and Batgirl rush to the rescue and free Batman and Robin. Egghead blinds the crimefighters by breaking onion-infused eggs at their feet, and he disappears with Olga, the Cossacks, and the treasure.

Let me see, left off on the 16th. Here we go:

Jul 17 2003 4:30AM 103 - How To Hatch A Dinosaur Part 2 Egghead, Olga, and the Cossacks steal two pounds of radium so they can hatch a 40-million-year-old Neosaurus egg and take over Gotham City. Batman and Robin, in the Batmobile, use their radiation detector to guide them to where Egghead's conducting his nefarious operation. Simultaneously, Batgirl on the Batcycle uses a Geiger Counter to guide her to the same spot; she and the Dynamic Duo meet nose-on. Robin and Batgirl are soon mincing the Cossacks but Egghead unscrupulously seizes Batgirl, holding a scimitar at her throat. Suddenly the egg cracks!

Jul 18 2003 4:30AM 104 - Surfs Up! Joker's Under! Joker kidnaps champion surfer (and Barbara Gordon's boyfriend) Skip Parker in order to steal his surfing abilities through a Transferometer and Vigor Reverser. Meanwhile Batman and Robin, consulting the Batcomputer, learn the location of the Joker's hideout. When they crash in through a window, the Joker instructs his stooges to make surfboards out of them and then leaves for Gotham Point and the World Surfing Championships!

Jul 19 2003 4:30AM 105 - The Londinium Larcenies Part 1 After lifting the Queen's priceless collection of snuffboxes from a Londinium museum, Lord Marmaduk Ffogg and his sister, Lady Penelope Peasoup, escape unnoticed in thick fog which he creates with his large meerschaum pipe. Batman, Robin, and Batgirl are asked to help solve the robberies. Lord Ffogg, unruffled when he learns of Batman's arrival, swears he will steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of Londinium. Lady Peasoup and Ffogg, who run a girl's finishing school at the estate, hear of Batman's visit. As the visitors leave, Batman and Robin, in the Batmobile, are stopped and set upon by Ffogg's villainous servants disguised as Londinium hoods. The Duo are barely holding their own when Batgirl arrives to help. Batman and Robin, who've recognized three of the hoods, return to the Batcave where a choking fog bomb goes off, placed by, of all people, the Butler.

Jul 20 2003 4:30AM 106 - The Foggiest Notion Part 2 After dissipating the deathly Lord Ffogg-made fog with the Batextinguisher, Batman and Robin voice their suspicions of his Lordship and his sister, Lady Peasoup, to Supertinendent Watson and Commissioner Gordon. While Barbara sets off to the estate, Batman and Robin receive a clue that leads them to "The Three Bells" pub near the docks. Batman is overpowered in the pub while Robin escapes. Batgirl and Alfred find the stolen loot at the estate's Cricket Pavilion. Lady Prudence paralyzes her with deadly gas and Ffogg tries to erase Batman's memory, which is restored by Alfred. Meanwhile Robin, taken to the Tower of Londinium, is lashed to a giant winch opens and closes the bridge for river traffic. Batman uses the Anti-Mechanical Bat-ray to stop the winch, frees Robin, then battles Ffogg and his men. Just when they're ready to nab Lord Ffogg, he lights his pipe and escapes in a cloud of fog.

Jul 21 2003 4:30AM 107 - The Bloody Tower Part 3 Battling their way out of Lord Flogg's fog in the Londinium Tower, Batman and Alfred, in a cab, and Robin in the Batmobile, head for Ffogg's estate to rescue Batgirl. Ffogg and Lady Peasoup, discovering their lethal fog pellets are too stale to finish off Batgirl, go for a fresh supply and learn that Batman has entered the grounds. At the dungeon, Ffogg pushes Batman down the steps and throws the fresh gas pellets after him. Robin, meanwhile, has been bitten by a deadly bee, and Lady Peasoup instructs Prudence to take him to the girl's dorm to die while they all go to the Tower of Londinium. Dispersing the lethal fog with Anti-Lethal Fog Batspray, Batman files away at Batgirl's chains, and Ffogg, realizing he's pressed for time, makes final plans for escape to Argentuela in a private plane.

Jul 22 2003 4:30AM 108 - Catwoman's Dressed to Kill Catwoman disrupts a luncheon honoring Gotham's ten best-dressed women by detonating a Hair-Raising Bomb to frazzle the hairdos of all the ladies there. She tries to steal some Gernreich dresses from the fashion show. She eludes Batman and Robin, capturing Batgirl and imprisoning her in the Cat-lair. She phones Batman later to tell him she's set a power pattern-cutting machine to cut Batgirl into a pattern of herself. He, meanwhile, has deduced Catwoman's next goal will be the priceless Golden Fleece, and his frightful problem now is to choose between rescuing Batgirl, at one side of town, or saving the Golden Fleece, at exactly the opposite side.

Jul 23 2003 4:30AM 109 - The Ogg Couple The terrible team of Egghead and Olga, Queen of Cossacks, steals the golden Egg of Ogg and the Silver Scimitar of Toras Bulbul. Next, they plan a raid that will fool them all - 500 pounds of condensed caviar from a bank vault! The caper goes awry and Egghead begs for Batgirl's mercy, only to lead her into a trap. Olga trips Batgirl up with caviar and sabers and then tosses her into a giant ice kettle just as Batman and Robin arrive.

Jul 24 2003 4:30AM 110 - Funny Feline Felonies Part 1 Joker is paroled and teams up with Catwoman to steal a million pounds of dynamite, blow a hole in the Federal Depository, and haul out the money. Batman, Robin, and Batgirl race to unravel clues and beat the Dastardly Duo at their deadly game, only to be paralyzed by the Joker's Joker-buzzer. Batgirl figures out that one of the clues leads to mod clothier Karnaby Katz, but too late! He's already been robbed of his antiqye crib. Batman and Robin wonder how the villains could have disappeared so quickly. Actually they are hidden among the bushes outside the house, ready to pounce.

Jul 25 2003 4:30AM 111 - The Joke's On Catwoman Part 2 Batman drives off in the Batmobile. Joker and Catwoman, lurking near, catch Batgirl and tie her up with patented Cat Whiskers rope which contracts when exposed to body warmth. She escapes and figures out that the next clue leads to Phoney Island. Phoney Island, Catwoman and company head into a lighthouse only to be met by Batman, Robin, and Batgirl. As the Joker stumbles on the cache of gunpowder, he hastily lights a match to examine, Batman shouts, he drops the match. Batman tells everyone to remain calm just as they hear a huge BABOOOOOM!

Jul 26 2003 4:30AM 112 - Louie's Lethal Lilac Time Louie, The Lilac, at his greenhouse hideout, chortles over his plans to control the minds of the flower-children of Gotham City. Louie sets off for the park where he plans to kidnap Princess Primrose, a flower-leader. In the park the flower-children, incensed over Louie's high-handed tactics, load into a flower-decorated bus to protest at city hall. One sniff of the Louie's alba vulgaria poison lilacs and Robins down, while Louie crashes a vase down on Batman's head! Batman and Robin are left to a slow but sure death at the tendrils of a man-eating lilac! While the flower-children in city park turn on Louie, Batman kicks a flower pot through the glass door of the hothouse, killing the man-eating lilac with the cool air.

Jul 27 2003 4:30AM 113 - Nora Clavicle And The Ladies' Crime Club Under pressure from his wife, Mayor Linseed replaces Commissioner Gordon with women's-rights advocate Nora Clavicle. She promptly fires all Gotham's lawmen (including Batman) and creates an all-female police department, which turns out to be the perfect way to pull off a string of bank robberies. Batman, Robin, and Batgirl find Nora's hideout, a knitting company warehouse. Admitting that she plans to destroy Gotham City so she can collect on an insurance policy she's taken out on it, she orders her girls to tie the three crime fighters into a Terrific Siamese Human Knot. Leaving the three completely immobilized and in danger of crushing each other with the slightest move, Nora takes the girls outside where they unload crate after crate of mechanical mice, all loaded with explosives and set to go off at sunset.

Jul 28 2003 4:30AM 114 - Penguin's Clean Sweep Penguin has infected a bin full of money with deadly Lygerian Sleeping Sickness Germs and a parcel of it has already gone out to the National Bank. He then immunizes himself and his crew against the disease, destroying the rest of the vaccine so that nobody else can be innoculated. The city has to be alerted of the danger, and warnings are broadcast not to touch any money. Thus, when Penguin decides to buy a country to put a house in for Miss Clean, he finds his money is no good. Penguin threatens to release disease-carrying fruit flies unless the world will accept his money.

Jul 29 2003 4:30AM 115 - The Great Escape Part 1 Shame escapes from prison, thanks to Calamity Jan, Frontier Fanny, and a 300-horsepower Sherman tank. The Terrific Trio deciphers a coded note and figures out that the robbers are planning on hitting the Gotham Opera House during "Girl of the Golden West" that night. Shame, Jan, and Fanny grab the loot and spray Batman and Robin with Fear Gas, kidnapping Batgirl along the way. Shame, back at the stable, is making elaborate plans. A horseshoe hanging over the door knocks Fanny out and when Batman and Robin, who've guessed Shame would be hiding out in the stable, arrive, they find Fanny. She warns them that should anything happen to her, Batgirl's chances of living out the night are slim.

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Jul 30 2003 4:30AM 116 - The Great Train Robbery Part 2 At the rendezvous to swap Fanny for Batgirl, Shame's bunch take on the Duo and Batman in hand-to-hand combat at the Pavilion and then escape. Shame plans to reenact the Great Train Robbery, which Batman realizes is actually a shipment of old money on its way to the Treasury Department for destruction. Shame has sprayed the clerks and guards with Fear Gas, scooped up the money and escaped by the time Batman, Robin, and Batgirl arrive. Without a clue to Shame's whereabouts, Batman and Robin drop Batgirl off downtown and then return to the Batcave where Batman sends off a drone skywriting rocket programmed to print a challenge for Shame to meet him in a condemned tenement district and fight it out man-to-man.

Jul 31 2003 4:30AM 117 - I'll Be a Mummy's Uncle King Tut lulls his psychiatrist to sleep and escapes in order to get at a vein of Nilanium, the hardest metal in the world, under Wayne Manor. The Manor itself cannot be bought, but there's an adjacent piece of land for sale for $47,000 and he plans to buy it from Manny the Mesopotamian, and then blast a slanting shaft to the Nilanium Batman discovers that Tut's mine shaft is directed toward the Batcave, and there's a possibility that the Batanium Shield lining the Batcave may not withstand the blasting.

K, that's the end of July's schedule. I shall start a thread for Aug. and start posting in it. Closing thread now.