Here are mine:

Jo: Well I am not going to stand here and play guessing games. Who is it!?
Pippa: Franny!
Jo: See its just Franny.....who the hell is Franny!?

Jo: Look I said I was wrong what do you want me to do, tatoo it on my face!?
Blair: I'm for anything that will cover it up.

And......

Blair: Sure, and pretty soon we will all be getting married and moving out and then Pippa and Jo can have the house to themselves.

Some of them might be a little off but oh well.


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Tootie: I've got it, I'VE GOT IT!
Jo: Well what, are you waiting for a drum roll or something?

Jo: Well, I am not going to stand here playing guessing games. Who is it!?
Pippa: Franny!
Jo: See its just Franny. Who the hell is Franny!?

Pippa: I used her name to prevent any kufufal.
Jo: Yeah well your in plenty of....kufufal know.

Blair: Sure, pretty soon we all will be getting married and moving out, then Pippa and Jo can have it all to them selves.

there are too many great quotes to say which are my faves.... i like them all!

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JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

Jo: one minute you are happy and healthy, the next minute youre a pamento loaf on a gurny!

Jo: BOOZE!
Blair:booze? this is Puweefwize
Jo: gahzuntite!
Blair: it's the Michealobe of wine.
Jo: id ont think i can get this stuff down, i'll get some beer.
Nat: How will you get beer?
Jo: i'll get beer

Mrs G: no, but i have an idea, you girls got any ideas?
Nat:Nope, not me!
Blair: Not Muah! Jo?
Jo:Me? uh... no, i havent had an idea since '79!

Here's mine...

Jo:Blair, do you know what this means?!
I don't have to hear you breathe again!
Blair:And I dont have to look at your ugly face again! Yay!

Another...

Jo:Hey, where is everybody goin'? They better not be goin to eat my chocolate mousse. I had dibs on that for breakfast.

One more...

Mrs. G: Do you girls have any ideas?
Blair: Not moah.Jo?
Jo: Me? Um... I havent had an idea since 79'.

Jo and Blair did have all the best lines...
Oh, I almost forgot, my signature is one of my favorites too.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

From Seven Little Indians:

I don't know who said what for this part, but they say how Andy dies..

Beverly Ann: Death by Rube Goldberg.
Rod Sperling: Rube Goldberg. A name from the past. You probably don't know who that is. Come to think of it, you probably don't know who I am. But so what. I don't know who you are, so we're even.... Tootie

(After finding Natalie dead)
All: Oh no! Craps!
Blair: Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice. What a whimsical way to die.
(I'm not sure if Blair said the first sentence or not)

Then, from Cupid's Revenge, after Roy takes off the gorilla head
Jo: Oh no! You're back!

From "Doo Wah"
Tootie: We're going about this all wrong. We should write our own song. Something catchy, like... (singing) We love you El DeBarge, We think you're the greatest; We love Teen Scene, you're the greatest, too. We love this contest, we think it's fantastic, to sum it up we love El DeBarge, Teen Scene, and this contest, too.
Jo: Hard to believe that came right off the top of your head
Andy: Hey Mrs. G., toss us a hit!
Mrs. G.: "Born in the USSR"
Andy: Let's try singing a song at random
Natalie: (singing) My boyfriend's back...
(All ad-lib yeses)
George: Yeah, good lyrics, catchy tune
Blair: Great, I love that song! (singing in operatic voice) My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back!
Jo: Blair, if you love that song so much then why are you doin' that to it?
Blair: Doing what?
Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews!
Natalie: Jo's right. You gotta put a little more street into it
Blair: (disgustedly) Street?
Natalie: A nice, clean street...

Okay, sue me, that was four quotes...

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley

"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne

i have so many faves!! here are some...(they might not all be word for word, but u'll know what i'm talking about)

Mrs. G: "Now let's all go downstairs and have some ice cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor...chocolate or vanilla."

Jo: "I hate teaching people how to drive...they're nervous, they make mistakes, and then they cry when you slap them."

Blair: "I know a secret Jo's been hiding from us..."
Mrs. G: "Blair...why don't you just keep it a secret?"
Blair: "But it's just too delicious! Jo...is really...Joanna Marie. Ha!"
Jo: "Yeah, that's what my dad calls me sometimes. But nobody else!"
Blair: "I prefer Jo myself."

and i HAVE to put one more!

Tooti: "...if you're referring to my singing it helps me concentrate. [singing] Celebrate good times come on!"
Natalie: "If you don't put that thing away I'm gonna sit on your neck!"

#1

From "Doo Wah"

Barry: And the three finalists are, "Cardiac Arrest", "Comotion", and "Sexy Langerie".
Andy: Yeah!
George: We lost Andy!
Natalie: He's in shock
Andy: No we didn't, you "Sexy Langerie", that's what I named you.
Tootie: Oh, please tell me you didn't.
Blair: It's disgusting
Natalie: Were in the finals
Blair: And yet it works
Jo: (After a long pause ...) I'm not going to be know as "Sexy Langerie"!
George: I don't know something about it appeals to me.
(Jo slaps George on the arm)

#2
Comotion Leader: Were going to blow you away
Tootie: Shh, yeah
Natalie: Good comeback Tootie!

#3
Andy: There going to want something sexy, something with alot of moaning
Natalie: There a teen magazine, I don't think there looking for moaning
Andy: Well, could you do it for me
(Rest of the girls & George look in shock and disgust)

here's a quote that nick at nite cut.

adoption (season # 1)
Sue Ann: yeah sometimes I just look on the mirror and start to cry
Blair: I know how you feel when I look at you I start to cry too

My 5 are:

Jo: Blair do you want to win the contest with that song?

Blair: Yes.

Jo:Then don't sing it like Julie Andrews!
(That was tht ep from when the girls were trying to win a contest to sing with El Debarge)


Nancy;s boyfriend secretly taking out Blair on a date.

Blair: Well he (Roger, Nancy's boyfriend) had these tickets and I just melted...wait a minute. Who told you?

Nancy: A very close friend, el slimo! Here hot stuff, maybe this will cool you off!(That is when Nancy puts the ice down Blair's chest)

Jo: I got beer.
Natalie: How'd you get beer?
Jo: I got beer!

Blair makes a sarcastic remark about SueAnne's home town Kansas and SueAnne comes back with..."Well Blair I wouldn't want to be in your shoes....WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK."

And Tootie's famous line to the tough girl in "The new girl part 2". When she gets out of jail she asks that guard if the door is locked really tight.

Guard: Yes
(Tootie to the tough girl in the jail cell)
Tootie: "So long, Turkey!"

Then Tootie runs off fast. That was funny. Of course you will not be able to see Tootie yell this line out on the NAN's edited piece. I taped it of USA years back and held on to the tape.

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 12-20-2000).]

Okay, I saw the episode today (Seven Little Indians) and I found out that it goes like this:

All: Oh no! CRAPS!
Tootie: Natalie, my best friend, Natalie! (or something like that)
Jo: Strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice.
Blair: What a whimsical way to die.

And ThomasE, not to be rude or anything, but Jo doesn't ask "Blair do you want to win the contest with that song?" she says "Blair, if you like that song so much than why are you doin' that to it?"

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish" -Shirley

"Childish? Childish? Coming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!" -Laverne

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!" -Shirley

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!" -Laverne

just a question. does anyone know why they say CRAPS??

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Mrs G: no, but i have an idea, you girls got any ideas?
Nat:Nope, not me!
Blair: Not Muah! Jo?
Jo:Me? uh... no, i havent had an idea since '79!

Nat: well if she's that good she can right the whole damn thing!

Jo:i dont wanna stand here and play guessing games, who is it?
Pippa:oh, it's only Frannie!
Jo: see, it's only Frannie! who the hell is Frannie?

Jo: Blair had to go out, so now I am hosting Mr. Jo's Nieghborhood!

Probably they were refering to the game Craps that uses two dice.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

My favs are in my signature. Oh..and just for the record (yes, it's bugging me! What can I say? I'm a writer!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

It's: Gesundheit not gezuntite (german word)
and: Moi not muah (french, means me)

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*Jo and Blair rule!*

Nat: Look Jo if you don't get this scholarship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!

BLAIR: Take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!

***Every Jo needs a Blair!***

Nat: A flash back within a flashback....! I'm so brilliant it scares me!

My favorites areMen are like tissuesuse one throw it away, and
another pops up waiting ( Blair)

You promise?
Yess!!
You swear??
YESS!!
" I dont believe you."

my all time favorite ( hence the screenname.. LOL)
"Turn Blue" I tell my brother that, and the first time I said that it was infront of my mom and dad, my mom started laughing because she knew what it was from but my dad and brother looked at me as if I were high or something LOLOL.. just hadda share http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Ashley

Jo: I got beer.
Natalie: How'd you get beer?
Jo: I got beer!

what episode is that? i dont remember that one..

The "I Got Beer" quote is from the first episode of the third season, "Growing Pains" where Tootie gets drunk trying to prove that she's not a baby.