Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:eek: *throws Crystal aside and takes Mo to her private chamber* :D But but.. :cuss: I have graham crackers, vaccuum hose, fire hydrant, floaties, nail clippers, motion lotion, dog brush, Tic Tacs and Twister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
But but.. :cuss: I have graham crackers, vaccuum hose, fire hydrant, floaties, nail clippers, motion lotion, dog brush, Tic Tacs and Twister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so sorry, but you're welcome to watch. :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:eek: *throws Crystal aside and takes Mo to her private chamber* :D
Ah... but Crystal has cherries and syrup! She needs to come along. All I have are strawberries... and cheddar cheese. Trust me, cheddar cheese can be quite kinky.

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:rofl: x's a million!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Originally posted by Expyra
Ah... but Crystal has cherries and syrup! She needs to come along. All I have are strawberries... and cheddar cheese. Trust me, cheddar cheese can be quite kinky.

We can chain her to the wall and play with her. :lol: Or we can just chain her to the wall and take her cherries and syrup. :grineyes:

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I'm so sorry, but you're welcome to watch. :D Didnt last weeks Family Fun Night mean anything to you?!!?!?!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
But but.. :cuss: I have graham crackers, vaccuum hose, fire hydrant, floaties, nail clippers, motion lotion, dog brush, Tic Tacs and Twister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daaaaamn! I like a girl who's into variety. Ooooh, I think I might be in love. :blush: :eyes:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Didnt last weeks Family Fun Night mean anything to you?!!?!?!

Well...ok you can play with us. :D

Originally posted by Expyra
Ah... but Crystal has cherries and syrup! She needs to come along. All I have are strawberries... and cheddar cheese. Trust me, cheddar cheese can be quite kinky. Cheddar Cheese!! :faint: With peanut butter!! *surrenders* Ladies, do with me what you want!

Originally posted by Expyra
Daaaaamn! I like a girl who's into variety. Ooooh, I think I might be in love. :blush: :eyes:

No, :schmack: you're my bitch. I'll give you everything!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
We can chain her to the wall and play with her. :lol: Or we can just chain her to the wall and take her cherries and syrup. :grineyes:
Sounds good to me! I am there.

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Good. Now kiss my henie! ;)

:kiss::mooner:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:kiss::mooner:

That's my girl! :D

Originally posted by Expyra
Daaaaamn! I like a girl who's into variety. Ooooh, I think I might be in love. :blush: :eyes: :D I have other things too, but they need some dusting! Frying pan, wooden spoon, Ivory soap, deoderant, Glad bags, M&Ms (!!!!!!), tweezers...

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Well theres the fact that youre bad in bed. Youre not romantic. You smell like goat cheese. You talk during my TV shows. You suck in bed. Viagra does not help. :o

*showers*

*shuts up*

*improves in bed*

:( :( Buuuuuuut I love you :biglove:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Cheddar Cheese!! :faint: With peanut butter!! *surrenders* Ladies, do with me what you want!
Oh god, you like peanut butter too? Crystal, Holly and I are going to take you into the chamber. Have the Jiff ready!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
We can chain her to the wall and play with her. :lol: Or we can just chain her to the wall and take her cherries and syrup. :grineyes: :woohoo:!

Originally posted by Expyra
Oh god, you like peanut butter too? Crystal, Holly and I are going to take you into the chamber. Have the Jiff ready!

:nod:

We're gonna use you for our sexual games. :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
No, :schmack: you're my bitch. I'll give you everything!
Oh, I see how it is Holly. What is this, some kind of role reversal? No, you're MY bitch, woman! Remember, I am the Mistress of Pain. Great, now I'm going to have you punish you! I know you'll love that. :lol:

Originally posted by Expyra
Oh god, you like peanut butter too? Crystal, Holly and I are going to take you into the chamber. Have the Jiff ready! :nod: Ive got smooth, creamy, and low fat for the nights when we cant have enough!!

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*showers*

*shuts up*

*improves in bed*

:( :( Buuuuuuut I love you :biglove: Go to Blockbuster, get some movies and learn a thing or 2.. :o

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:D I have other things too, but they need some dusting! Frying pan, wooden spoon, Ivory soap, deoderant, Glad bags, M&Ms (!!!!!!), tweezers...
Don't forget the sledgehammer. Gotta have the sledgehammer. And the shoe polish.

Originally posted by Expyra
Oh, I see how it is Holly. What is this, some kind of role reversal? No, you're MY bitch, woman! Remember, I am the Mistress of Pain. Great, now I'm going to have you punish you! I know you'll love that. :lol:

You know I love it when you punish me. :D *gets on hands and knees and receives punishment*

haha, i just thought of this.

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
:nod:

We're gonna use you for our sexual games. :D YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:nod: Ive got smooth, creamy, and low fat for the nights when we cant have enough!!
YES! Perfect. We can use the smooth for nice vanilla-ish romantic nights, the creamy for those rough and wild and animalistic nights [because we all know how wild Holly can be... she bites, I swear!] and the low fat nights can be for quickies.

Originally posted by Expyra
Don't forget the sledgehammer. Gotta have the sledgehammer. And the shoe polish. SHOE POLISH. Dont forget the fabric softener sheets!!:D

How simple and yet it works. (And ugly too.)





(I made the stationary in Graphics. :p)

Originally posted by Expyra
YES! Perfect. We can use the smooth for nice vanilla-ish romantic nights, the creamy for those rough and wild and animalistic nights [because we all know how wild Holly can be... she bites, I swear!] and the low fat nights can be for quickies.

:nod: I do! I'm a horny little biotch. :D

Originally posted by Expyra
YES! Perfect. We can use the smooth for nice vanilla-ish romantic nights, the creamy for those rough and wild and animalistic nights [because we all know how wild Holly can be... she bites, I swear!] and the low fat nights can be for quickies. Stop! Youre getting me excited!!

Yes. Holly gets wildly abusive.

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
You know I love it when you punish me. :D *gets on hands and knees and receives punishment*
Damn right I know. You just love this whip, doncha? I have named my whip Snappy Lola.

*Whips Holly with Snappy Lola*

Originally posted by Expyra
Damn right I know. You just love this whip, doncha? I have named my whip Snappy Lola.

*Whips Holly with Snappy Lola*

Yes ma'am, I do love that whip. *moans with excitement*

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
haha, i just thought of this.
:lol:

Big Daddy knows how to work it.

Originally posted by Expyra
:lol:

Big Daddy knows how to work it.

mmhmm he knows how to work anything. ;)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
SHOE POLISH. Dont forget the fabric softener sheets!!:D
I know the smell of nice clean fabric softerner-ish sheets drives you crazy, Crystal. :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I do! I'm a horny little biotch. :D
Damn right you are. Reooooow...


Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Stop! Youre getting me excited!!

Yes. Holly gets wildly abusive.
You know you like it! And you have no room to talk. You get abusive too. Yeah, that's right. You think I forgot about the entire bamboo stick incident? No, I haven't!

You know, we have turned the entire signature/hand writing thread into a big wild orgy. :lol:

Originally posted by Expyra
Damn right you are. Reooooow...

You like me that way though. I know you do! Don't try to deny it. ;) *humps thread* lolz

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
You like me that way though. I know you do! Don't try to deny it. ;) *humps thread* lolz
You're right, I admit it, I like you that way. You just know me too well. :D ;)

*Spanks Holly with Lola*

Originally posted by Expyra
I know the smell of nice clean fabric softerner-ish sheets drives you crazy, Crystal. :D


Damn right you are. Reooooow...



You know you like it! And you have no room to talk. You get abusive too. Yeah, that's right. You think I forgot about the entire bamboo stick incident? No, I haven't! :D


I do like it. The more purple my body is, the more I know Im doing it right. :D

Originally posted by Expyra
You know, we have turned the entire signature/hand writing thread into a big wild orgy. :lol: Not that thats a bad thing!!!;) :happyface

Originally posted by Expyra
You're right, I admit it, I like you that way. You just know me too well. :D ;)

*Spanks Holly with Lola*

Woohoo! I'm glad! :D

Use your hand it hurts more. ;)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:D


I do like it. The more purple my body is, the more I know Im doing it right. :D
You're talking about purple bodies. Are you TRYING to turn me on even more? :p ;) :D

Originally posted by Expyra
You know, we have turned the entire signature/hand writing thread into a big wild orgy. :lol:

I know. :lol: Isn't it great?! :D

A song we used to sing in elementary school :rock:

:D

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Not that thats a bad thing!!!;) :happyface
Oh no, not at all. Some innocent 12 year old will come in here to post their hand writing and they will see all the naughtiness. We will corrupt small children... mwahahaha!!!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
Woohoo! I'm glad!

Use your hand it hurts more.
How about I use the whip, and then the hand? So it will be like, *whip* *hand* *whip* *hand*. Double the pleasure. Explosive orgasms are guaranteed! :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I know. :lol: Isn't it great?! :D
Hell yeah! :lol:

Originally posted by Expyra

How about I use the whip, and then the hand? So it will be like, *whip* *hand* *whip* *hand*. Double the pleasure. Explosive orgasms are guaranteed! :D


Surprise me. I like the suspense. ;)

Originally posted by Expyra
Hell yeah! :lol:

:lol:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
A song we used to sing in elementary school :rock:

Does the last line say "I think my computer's in love"? :grr:

Originally posted by Unwanted Angel
Ok i didn't know how to chop off some of the paper so i had to post the whole peice of paper...:p

My handwriting sucks tho.
damn right it sucks you little twat.

i wanna buy a $2 bill on ebay but i dont know which one to bid on. :grr:

Originally posted by Expyra
You're talking about purple bodies. Are you TRYING to turn me on even more? :p ;) :D Yes. Is it working? :D I want to see lumps. Lumps drive me wild.

Originally posted by Expyra
Oh no, not at all. Some innocent 12 year old will come in here to post their hand writing and they will see all the naughtiness. We will corrupt small children... mwahahaha!!!


How about I use the whip, and then the hand? So it will be like, *whip* *hand* *whip* *hand*. Double the pleasure. Explosive orgasms are guaranteed! :D Well, they had to learn sooner or later! Might as well be from us! :mrt:

Originally posted by safety pin
i wanna buy a $2 bill on ebay but i dont know which one to bid on. :grr: The cheaper one. :grady:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
The cheaper one. :grady:
good idea. thank you. :bd:

Originally posted by safety pin
good idea. thank you. :bd: *tips hat* :conan:

Originally posted by safety pin
damn right it sucks you little twat.

:rofl:!!!!

Originally posted by Unwanted Angel
hehe..I can't write cursive. No matter how hard i try i just can't get it lol..I always Print. :p
then go back to second grade and learn how.

Originally posted by Unwanted Angel
:D
wipe that grin off your face and learn how to use paint correctly.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Does the last line say "I think my computer's in love"? :grr:

:nod:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
:nod:

That's such a beautiful song. *wipes tear* :crying:

Originally posted by safety pin
damn right it sucks you little twat.

:rofl:

Originally posted by safety pin
i wanna buy a $2 bill on ebay but i dont know which one to bid on. :grr:

I have one! :happyface

I'm not selling it though :p

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Well, they had to learn sooner or later! Might as well be from us! :mrt:

*adjusts glasses*

So, kiddies, here's how you do it...as taught by Crystal and everybody else...*steps aside*

Originally posted by safety pin
then go back to second grade and learn how.

:rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by safety pin
wipe that grin off your face and learn how to use paint correctly.

:yeahthat

Here's mine, using Paint:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I have one! :happyface

I'm not selling it though :p
i'm getting 4 for 8 bucks. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

Originally posted by safety pin
i'm getting 4 for 8 bucks. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769

:lol:

Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
That's such a beautiful song. *wipes tear* :crying:

Oh yes, just brings tears to the eyes. :crying: :p

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh yes, just brings tears to the eyes. :crying: :p

Love the new av, Ashlee. :D

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Oh yes, just brings tears to the eyes. :crying: :p

YOUR AV!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Love the new av, Ashlee.

YOUR AV!!!!!!!!!

Thanks...and who wouldn't? That's Fred the discombobulated-arms coming out of his neck-three tailed-cross-eyed pig morph. :)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Thanks...and who wouldn't? That's Fred the discombobulated-arms coming out of his neck-three tailed-cross-eyed pig morph. :)
:biglove:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Thanks...and who wouldn't? That's Fred the discombobulated-arms coming out of his neck-three tailed-cross-eyed pig morph. :)

You are one hell of an artist. :D

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
*adjusts glasses*

So, kiddies, here's how you do it...as taught by Crystal and everybody else...*steps aside* Everyone, get into your spandex!:eek: :D

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Everyone, get into your spandex!:eek: :D

:king:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
:king: Lawdy. The 80's were right. Spandex is not for everyone.:o

Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
You are one hell of an artist. :D

:lol: Thanks :p

:crying: it's not fair. all the bunny slippers on ebay are either ugly or for infants. :cuss:

Originally posted by safety pin
:crying: it's not fair. all the bunny slippers on ebay are either ugly or for infants. :cuss: *saws off Sarahs feet* There. Now theyll fit.:)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
*saws off Sarahs feet* There. Now theyll fit.:)
:woohoo: *bids*

Originally posted by safety pin
:woohoo: *bids* :D

OUTBID! OUTBID!! :cuss: *chants*

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Lawdy. The 80's were right. Spandex is not for everyone.:o

But if Willy is big...:nod:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
But if Willy is big...:nod: :confused: :confused: :confused: :o *slap*

Well this thread sure changed it's purpose. :) :lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:confused: :confused: :confused: :o *slap*

Their Mr. Johnsons. :mooner: HARDER :o

Originally posted by .:mads:.
I posted this before but here it is again... :D

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=687601

:lol: that was funny

...

I don't have a scanner at this house, but here's my beauitul signature! Yay!

Originally posted by Kristina
I don't have a scanner at this house, but here's my beauitul signature! Yay!

it looks messy, i'm not that good with paint anywayz! :o

hi!

Originally posted by Kristina
I don't have a scanner at this house, but here's my beauitul signature! Yay!

That's beautiful. :crying:

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
That's beautiful. :crying:

thanks! :)