what seinfeld scene made you laugh the hardest?

When Kramer was dressed as a pimp. :lol:

When Jerry puts on those big giant glasses in the movie theather to fool Lloyd Braun and he can't see where he's going.

When George sees the doll that looks like his mom for the first time. The look on his face cracks me up and the face of the doll is very funny too!

I have to say, when george is eating that candy bar out of the trash and the woman walks in on him...That craks me up every time

Originally posted by ponerse
When Jerry puts on those big giant glasses in the movie theather to fool Lloyd Braun and he can't see where he's going.
I loved that scene, but another good one in the same episode was where George was dressed as Henry the Eighth, particularly when he meets that woman who already suspects that he's mentally ill.

The scene where Elaine orders Chinese food from a closet in another apartment and she tapes the number of the room on scotch tape.

Wow, that's a tough one. So many scenes have made me laugh out loud...

I think the one scene I love the most is when Jerry, Kramer and Newman are reconstuctimg the Keith Hernandez "spitting scene" from the movie "JFK."
For me, the scene is one of the turning points of the show.

From then on, "Seinfeld" really hit its stride.

;)

Originally posted by Brian Damage
When Kramer was dressed as a pimp. :lol:

Same Here. I Laughed Histerically :lol:

I always loved the Elaine scenes from "The Pen" after she took the muscle relaxers.

mine was probably the part in The Raincoats where the close-talker makes kramer fall over

or the part where kramer says he's out of the contest

the entire Bizarro Jerry episode had me alughing hysterically also

**laughing

Originally posted by onefortheroad
mine was probably the part in The Raincoats where the close-talker makes kramer fall over

That always gets a laugh from me too, even though I know what's coming next. Another scene I like is the whole bar scene when Kramer goes to find out if the accountant is on drugs and he drinks an entire beer with a cigarette in his mouth.


Kramer: I'll have a brewsky , Charlie.

Bartender: Name's Mitch.

Kramer: Oh, there's nothing like a cold one after a long day, eh?

Barry: Yeah.

Kramer: Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.

It's actually the more subtle things that make me break out laughing.

Like the episode where Jerry dates the hit-n-run driver, and Kramer says -

"You know those people, they're mentally disturbed?!"

Or the AIDS Walk episode, Kramer said -

"You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully!"

And this one episode (forget which one) where Jerry says to Neuman -

"Excuse me, I'm with people, I'll be with you in a second." *Door slams*

LOL! :lol:

Another scene that always cracks me up is where George thinks about what would happen if Jerry met his girlfriend:




Jerry: ...he never heard of corduroy!

Cheryl (howling with laughter): Stop it, you're killing me!!

Jerry: He never heard of corduroy! True story, true story.

The scene in "the Mango" where George eats the Mango. That one cracks me up every single time I see it.

1) When George joined a reading club to meet women -- but he didn't actually want to read the books. So, he goes to rent the movie based on the book. The movie is already checked out by someone -- so, George goes to this guy's house and asks if they can watch the movie together.

2) When Jerry was dating the Native-American Indian woman.

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!!!!

Kramer throwing down his money on Jerry's table (after giving into temptation in "The Contest") and declaring "I'm out!"


Close second - when Sidra says to Jerry "They're real, and they're spectacular!"

another time for me was definitly when the low talker 'talked' and the whole scene at the hand modeling studios

in the puerto rican day where george, jerry, and kramer meet up with their fake names

and in the jimmy where that guy thinks kramer is ******** and holds a ceremony for him

All of the above! And one that cracks me up is when Jerry is sleeping in in Kramers house that hole episode!

The scene where Kramer is begging Elaine to use her shower and Peterman thinks he is trying to buy drugs and he gets pushed to the floor and then hit with the door is a great one. "Not on my watch!!"

"The ocean was angry that day my friends!" That's from when George told the story in the cafe about saving the whale from Kramer's golf ball. "A titleist."

When George was in a hospital bed and Jerry was smothering him with a pillow just as Elaine came into the room. She gasps, "Jerry". Jerry makes an expression like he's coming to his senses and says, "Oh, I, I, ... and tails off. His expression was the funniest part.

when jerry finds out newman gave him fleas

There's so many, I can't possibly choose one.

I love it when Jerry and Elaine are at Monk's eating. The guy is telling them the sad, sad story of the Bubble Boy. Elaine is so touched by it, she's crying. She wipes her tears and gives her napkin to Jerry so he could wipe his. But Jerry wipes his mouth instead. So funny when you see it. He's so insensitive.

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Love it when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and Jerry walks into his apartment acting like Kramer. "Oh, I'm stressed."

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The Pick. Love it when Jerry shows Kramer and Newman the picture of Elaine's nipple. Then Kramer and Jerry show Elaine their nipples to make her feel better. Later, I LOVE Jerry and Elaine's monologues. (wish I knew Jerry's verbatim. But I can't find it)

Jerry: [Jerry goes to confront his girlfriend, who dumped him because she saw him picking his nose] Aren't we human? If we pick, do we not bleed? [She leaves. He turns around. everyone in the lobby is staring at him] I am not an animal!

[if someone could get me that monologue, I'd be eternally grateful]

Elaine: I did not bare myself deliberately but now I wish I had! For it is not me who has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!!

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When Kramer is wearing those tight pants and Jerry is trying to get him out of them.

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When Jerry is trying to give Kramer those dog pills.

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When Jerry's brain and his penis are playing chess.

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When George is at that kid's party and a fire breaks out. He pushes everyone out of his way, including an old lady in a walker, to save himself. Hilarious.

Jerry: So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves.
George: In a manner of speaking.
Jerry: Well, that's honest.
George: She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals.
Jerry: Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly.

There's so many more. But I have to stop.

There are a few sites that have the entire episode scripts. Do a search for Seinfeld Scripts. That episode may be called the pick.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
That episode may be called the pick.

yes it is, go to seinfeldscripts.com

i loved the scene where kramer and jerry were talking about a write-off (US postal service for jerry's stereo)....

J: you don't even know what a write-off is
K: do you?
J: no, i don't!
K: but THEY do - and they're the ones writing it off!!

The ENTIRE episode of "The Old Man" except for the part with Elaine and the Goiter cracks me up.

The last scene of the Festivus episode. :lol: And also earlier in the episode where Frank plays that tape from when George was a kid.

Not sure what episode it is.

But the one with the Puerto Rican flag was HILARIOUS!!

I believe the flagepisode was the last episode before the finale. They had actually not shown it in syndication for a long time because it was thought to be offensive to hispanics - remember Geraldo said he regretted being in the finale after seeing that episode.

The episode where George hides the suit in some store so he could buy it on sale. The other guy his same size comes in looking for it and says to George "You Bastard!" as George gets the suit out of hiding.

"This son of a bitch is ice cold". :lol:

These pretzels are making me thirsty and how much sense does it take to park a car episode was a dood one.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
I believe the flagepisode was the last episode before the finale. They had actually not shown it in syndication for a long time because it was thought to be offensive to hispanics - remember Geraldo said he regretted being in the finale after seeing that episode.

Geraldo's an idiot anyway.

I can understand not showing the episode if the Puerto Ricans THEMSELVES were offended. Not if some organization like the ACLU got offended FOR THEM.

Another funny scene: Jerry grabbing that woman's hands and making her give him a massage :lol . And after she got her hands away, his shirt (and face) looked really funny :lol: .

Originally posted by sinatrastar
I believe the flagepisode was the last episode before the finale. They had actually not shown it in syndication for a long time because it was thought to be offensive to hispanics - remember Geraldo said he regretted being in the finale after seeing that episode.

I have seen it four times in the last 3 months I think they play it agian.

Yes it is definitely back on now. Also after the anthrax scare they stopped showing Susan dying from the envelopes.

I love the whole scene where the guys go to the herbal healer to get George's tonsilitis cured. That's the same ep. in which Jerry wrote down something funny when he woke up for a moment during the night and now can't read it.

Elaine dancing still manages to make me laugh the hardest.

The part where George has lost his glasses and spots a dime and then eats an onion is funny. Jerry - "I dont know what the hell to think your spotting dimes and eating onions, I dont know whats going on"

the episode with keith hernandez was hilarious!
especially the part when george runs in from the bathroom and falls on jerry's floor in his boxers. i could not stop laughing :lol:

"and you want to be my latex salesman?"

When Kramer was dressed as a pimp

cause my friend looks just like him.:lol:

my favorite was where krammer cries to the dectictive in la and also where jerry says to george oh help me rhonda

Newman: What are you proposing?
Jerry: Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me as long as it takes you away from me!

When Cosmo gets invited to the banquet for the mentally challenged.

When Elaine was high under the back drugs, and kept yelling "Steeeeeeeeeella!!".

Do you know what that refers to?

?? What do you mean?

One scene that I always liked was from possibly one of the best episodes- "The Junior Mint"

Kramer: Hey, this wallpaper is *very* good. My place looks like a ski lodge!

Jerry: Why did you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint!

Kramer: Well, I didn't believe you.

Jerry: How could you not believe me?!?

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!

Jerry: That's true.

Kramer: It's very refreshing!

Another scene that comes to mind is from another top episode of Seinfeld, "The Switch."

GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?

JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.

GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?

JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.

GEORGE: So what happened?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the menage too.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?

JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.

Yes - both good calls.

jerrett - do you know why Elaine is saying Stella? What she is refering to?

A Street Car named Desire I think

Yes - Marlon Brando.

Yeah, I knew that. But I thought you were talking about something else. I do watch the simpsons, you know!:)

Ok - just checking. "Elaine all the way"? You should start something Elaine related in here.

I love Seinfeld but it has never been able to make me laugh out loud.....except twice.

Once when they had the whole scene of Kramer and Frank Costanza trying to play pool in George's old tiny room. (I was in hysterics!).
Secondly, the entire audition scene where Kramer is in California and tries out for the rock video, the exercise tape, the infomercial and the horror movie. Classic classic stuff.

Another classic, from The Marine Biologist:

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soap at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh?

Poppy peeing on the couch was also a classic. I recall that Jerry started laughing because he ended up with water all over his face when Kramer spilled it out of shock.

After Kramer lets newman go on the ricshaw and he starts to run up the hill in a kramer - like fashion.

1) Whenever Elaine pulls out "the little kicks"

2) When George pulls out the golf ball that was stuck in the whale.

3) When Jerry went out with the girl whose name "sounds like a certain female body part"

4) When Elaine is on the muscle relaxers in "The Pen"..."STELLAAAAAAAAA!"

5) When George throws the pack of Tic-Tacs at his mom in the hospital bed in "The Contest"

6) "The Junior Mint"

7) The episode where the guys try to tell their girlfriends about "shrinkage."

When Kramer casually walks into Jerry's apt., grabs a couch cushion, and tries to leave. Just classic.

:lol:

Four scenes:

- When George decides to do the opposite and as he approaches an attractive woman at the diner he says "Hello, I'm bald, unemployed and I live with my parents."

- The episode where Jerry is dating a woman that looks both good and bad depending on the lighting. When she thinks that Jerry is having an affair with Elaine and runs out of the Costanzas' home, Jerry chases after her and immediately comes back screaming because of the "bad lighting on the porch." :lol:

- When Elaine and Puddy visit a Catholic priest and he tells them that they are both going to hell for having premarital sex.

Puddy: What? I'm going to hell. That's bogus. :lol:

- When Jerry tries to force the masuese whom he's dating into giving him a massage.

George: Did you guys not have sex?
Jerry: Yeah, we did.
George: Oh, it wasn't any good?
Jerry: No. It was excellent.
George: Then what's the problem?
Jerry: I want the massage!
:lol:

And then when he gets a neck rub in a later episode "Ive been waiting for that for a while"

OMG, this thread has me :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

The last time I :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: watching "Seinfeld" was... well, yesterday!:lol:

Although the scene in "The Pen" where Elaine is yelling "Stella" is hilarious, I about died when in another scene Elaine is sitting on the couch in pain and says "Mrs Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on!":lol:

Andrea

The Moors/Moops debate with the Bubble Boy always has me :rofl: no matter how many times I've seen it before.

Hey, Andrea, have you ever seen the Seinfeld Wikipedia aka Wikisein? I love it:

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

The Moors/Moops debate with the Bubble Boy always has me :rofl: no matter how many times I've seen it before.

Hey, Andrea, have you ever seen the Seinfeld Wikipedia aka Wikisein? I love it:

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

No! I didn't even know that existed! Thanks so much for telling me! Geez, I sound like Jerry doing his high pitched voice when he gets freaked out! :lol:

Andrea

I love when Jerry and Elaine are at Poppy's restaurant and he starts with the whole "my mother...." that was really funny and then "Poppy peed on my sofa!".

Another Poppy moment with Kramer "You cannot put cucumbers on a pizza pie!" and the rest of that scene.

The scene where Jerry doesn't get his mail from Elaine and then gets Babu deported who says "You are a very very bad man!"

In Soup Nazi when Newman is running with his soup "jambalaya!"

George's answering machine message. classic. (one day me and my friend were trying to call someone and we accidentally called the wrong number and the person, i swear, had this as their message in real life.)

I love the episode when the guy commits suicide on top of George's car and Kramer sees the "pigman" and Jerry says "the moyle circumsized my finger!"

The episode where the woman thinks George is crazy with Lloyd Braun.

The one with the Italian barbers, the scene where the play the music and the other barber says "Oh no, it is my uncle Enzo!"

The PBS telethon episode when Jerry cashes in his grandmother's checks and Elaine yells "Drop deap" thinking it was her friend's husband that sounds like a woman then Jerry says "you told nana to drop dead!". Also, the part where the grandmother is in an alley and this man seems like a thug at first but then becomes all friendly was quite funny.

When Kramer and Newman try to get rich by depositing the bottles in Michigan for a few more cents.

The whole Marine Biologist episode.

George wanted to get thanked for the big salad when the other woman handed it to Elaine.

Kramer wanted to heat up the shirt in the calzone place and then yelling in Italian while all the pennies fell from his pants.

Serenity now!

Frogger episode when they had to get the machine accross the street but the guy didn't charge it. Classic moment.

When Jerry and George and the maid of the hotel talk about tucking or untucking the sheets of the bed lol

That was the most fun post I've ever written. I could watch the show all day now.

No! I didn't even know that existed! Thanks so much for telling me! Geez, I sound like Jerry doing his high pitched voice when he gets freaked out! :lol:

Andrea
It's my pleasure...you seem to be enjoying it very much. :D

I forgot about George's answering machine message!!! :eek: :rofl: :brent It was even funnier when Jerry was singing it to himself later on in the episode. :rofl:

How about the time George was in the hospital and said, "Kill me, Jerry, just kill me." So Jerry starts to smother George with a pillow!!! :eek: :rofl: Elaine walks in and just gasps "Jerry!" That was very funny and so typical of the Jerry character. :lol:

How about the time George was in the hospital and said, "Kill me, Jerry, just kill me." So Jerry starts to smother George with a pillow!!! :eek: :rofl: Elaine walks in and just gasps "Jerry!" That was very funny and so typical of the Jerry character. :lol:

ROFLMAO! And it's even funnier when Jerry says "Elaine! What are you doing here?" Just the way he delivered that line is hysterical! He's so calm about it!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When Elaine and George are arguing because she tells him that he can't use the bathroom in the shower at the gym and he says "They're pipes! What's the difference?" And Jerry finally says "Oh will you two stop it with the pee pipe talk!"

Andrea

Jerry trying to get Kramer out of those way tight jeans was hysterical, too. :rofl:

I forgot what the episode was called but when Kramer was showing Jerry how his chest hair grew back "thicker and thicker" and then I think Jerry falls over in the hall. Kramer delivered that line in a hilarious way.

How about the time George was chased by all the old people on moto-scooters? :rofl:

Speaking of George:

There are so many hilarious episodes in Seinfeld that it's extremely hard to pinpoint which one makes me laugh the hardest. I'm usually laughing almost non-stop when I watch an episode. It's not for nothing that it's been called the funniest show of all-time.

I also :rofl: when Elaine tossed George's toupee out the window. "YOU'RE BALD!!!!!" :brent

Great mentions, but I gotta mention the scene ) forget which ep), but Georeg and Elaine are taslking about something and Jerry says"If you and Potsie are done now".. or something to that effect LOL