ok, i thought that song was so hilarious last night! was it a real song? i dont think so, but maybe? if any of you taped that ep, and if it isnt to much trouble, can anyone type up the lyrics for me? i know this part but it might be wrong:

He's my Hot Rod Lover
He's like no other
He's my back seat Romeo
When we go to the
Drive in Theater (movie??)
I ain't lyin when i say
We never watched the show!


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JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

They say Romeo twice

I'll check my tape tonite and get back to you on that one. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

It goes like this I think

Hot Rod Lover
He's like no other
He's my back seat Romeo (Romeo)
When we go to the drive
Girl I ain't lying
We never see the show. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I think thats it.

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Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

i am not sure, i think you are missing some line cuase i remember the tune and you are a few counts short of it.
also, if when you are typing up the lyrics, you could get what they say at the very begining of the song, when they have their backs turned to the audience and then they turn around one at a time and say some thing. thanks so much you guys. i dont have a VCR that records N@N cuz the one at my moms doesnt work and the one at my dads wont record that channel! thanks so much!
JoRocks87FOL

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JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

Jo: We're the Shalalalalalalalas
Nat: I like the Shanananananananas
Tootie: How about something simple like "The Surpremes"
All: Nah!

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Jo Rocks
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it goes;
Jo: were the Shalalalalalalalalala's
Blair: i like the Shananananananananana's
Nat:ShoebeewhoBee's (or something weird like that)
Tootie: how about something simple like the supremes!
girls:NAH!

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JO: Now, Natalie, when you hear these voices, are they friendly?

Jo: one minute you are happy and healthy, the next minute youre a pamento loaf on a gurny!

Jo: will you be staying for dinner or will you be returning to your home planet?

Bev: i dont want any hanky panky business going on here tonight!
Dwane: Sweet dreams Blair
Jo: hanky meet panky!

I think the song goes like this:

Hot Rod Lover
He's like no other
He's my back seat romeo (romeo)
When we go to the drive
Girl I ain't jivin
We never see the show

I think that is right cause I have it on tape and watched it over and over so I think that is right. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Tootie: I've got it, I'VE GOT IT!
Jo: Well what, are you waiting for a drum roll or something?

Tootie: I write and angry letter, and address it to whoever I am angry with, then...I don't send it.
Jo: Ohh..that'll teach em.

So I just went back and watched that scene. If you listen very closely from time to time you can actually hear the girls sing. Well, I at least can hear Lisa, Nancy, and Kim even with the music playing. But obviously a pre-recording was used to cover it up which is obvious because their lip syncing isn't that good.

Hey, I'm new here and not wanting to dispute anyone's word, but I do love The Facts of Life and want to help and discuss it. Now, these may not be 100% right, but here goes:

(Frizzo/Jo) -- He's got a body like Fisher.
(Pinky/Blair) -- He's my little deuce coup.
(Didi/Tootie) -- When he revs up my engine . . .
(Frenchie/Natalie) -- My heart goes shoop, shoop, shoop.

Hot Rod Lover,
Like no other.
He's my backseat Romeo (Romeo).
When we go to the drive-in,
Girl, I ain't jivin',
We never see the sho-o-o-ow.

He's my fuel injected daddy,
He's got a high powered train.
When he kisses my lips,
It just drives me insane.

He's got a high torque transmission,
Four on the floor.
When he shifts me into high gear,
I just scream for more (Whoo)!

Hot Rod Lover,
He's like no other.
He's my backseat Romeo (Romeo).
When we go to the drive-in,
Girl, I ain't jivin',
We never see the sho-o-o-ow,
Shoobedoo, shangrala.