Chico - Don't panic, Don't panic...

Chico - It's Super Mechanic!

Ed - (On the phone talking to a customer) You're in luck! My genius assistant just returned from his vacation... I can now move you up!

Ed - Chico! This thing is frozen stiff... Fix it!

Chico - Huh? What happened to Welcome back from your vacation Chico? Boy did we miss you... How was your vacation? You look great?

Ed - And when you finish fixing it you can re-attach it!

Chico - What a gorgeous suntan?

Ed - Alright! I'm glad you're back... (He slaps Chico on the back)...

Chico - Owwl.........

Ed - What's the matter got a sunburn?

Chico - Yes........

Ed - Get back to work!

Chico - WoW.... things have been picking up since I've been gone.

Ed - What do you mean picked up? Don't you remember the carbeurator, the cam shaft, the transmission are the same things...... as when you left.

Chico - How sentimental.... I'm touched.

Ed - Go fix the carbeurator!

Chico - Don't you want to hear about my vacation? Man! It was the best vacation of my life. I played tennis. I went swimming, surfing, scuba diving. I met the girl I'm going to marry. I went Grunyon hunting...

Ed - Wait.. Wait...... What did you say?

Chico - I went Grunyon hunting.

Ed - Before that.

Chico - I went Scuba diving.

Ed - Between scuba diving and Grunyon hunting?

Just then a man enters the garage..........

Man - Hi Ed, Hi Chico Is my water pump ready?

Ed - I'll get it for you in a minute.........

Ed - What's all this about you getting married?

Chico - It's true! I met the girl I'm going to marry...

Ed - But you've only known her for a week.

Chico - When you're in love each minute is like a year.

Man - C'mon you guys........ I'm over heating.....

Ed - Your overheating? This guy just blew a gasket! (Pointing to Chico)

Ed - Now this is ridiculous! You just met this girl.

Chico - Your going to meet her tonight. We're all going to eat dinner together.

Ed - Count me out.....

Chico - Ed! Will you stop worrying. Everything has been arraigned.

Man - I need help!

Chico - Cool yourself with this.........

Meanwhile....... The man leaves the garage and Chico leaves to get ready for dinner.

Reverend Bemis - Hello. Hello... Hello...

Ed - Hello Reverend Bemis! Nice to see you.

Rev - I was told to be here today.

Ed - Already? Why is the grooms boss always the last one to know? I suppose you're here to preside at the wedding ceremony?

Rev - Wedding ceremony? I didn't know anyone was getting married?

Ed - Then what are you doing here?

Rev - I came here for my scooter... You promised it last week. You swore on this! (He shows Ed the Bible).

Ed - What's that? Oh yeah...... We've got problems Reverend. Chico wants to get married to a girl he's known for only a week.

Rev - Well sometimes things happened fast. Adam and Eve only knew each other one day.

Ed - Things were different back then... People didn't wear any clothes. They got to know each other faster.

Rev - About my scooter Ed....... I'll come for it in the morning.

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Chico - Liz! Mami......

Liz - Chico!

Chico - I bought my friend, my teacher and my boss.

Liz - (whispering ) Chico I only cooked for three...

Chico - No, No, Ed Brown....

Liz - Ed! I'm so happy to meet you.

Chico - Liz is from Puerto Rico.

Ed - Puerto Rico........ She's Puerto Rico's gift to the United States...

Liz - Oh how sweet.

Chico - Yeah? I wonder what's wrong with him?

Liz - Oh my, my dish is burning....... Sit down quick!

Chico - Liz is great in the cooking department.

Ed - She's not bad in the Looking department either.

Chico - Don't you think she's nice?

Ed - If you think so then I think so.

Chico - Man I really like her.

Ed - I like her too.

Chico - I love her.

Ed - I love her too.

Chico - I can't wait to get my arms around her too.

Ed - I can't wait to...

Chico - That's enough!

Liz - Tada! Here it is! My best Puerto Rican dish.

Ed - Puerto Rican dish? Wait a minute this is chicken chow mein! Since when is chicken chow mein a Puerto Rican dish?

Liz - Not the food.... the dish. I bought it in San Juan.

Chico - Mwaa.... (kiss)

Liz - Did you miss me?

Chico - No I got you right on the lips. :kiss:

Ed - Hey this is great.... Where did you learn to cook like this?

Liz - I worked in a Chinese restaurant.

Ed - You worked in a Chinese restaurant?

Liz - My boss fired me on account of the pressed duck.

Ed - The pressed duck?

Liz - He kept pressing and I kept ducking.

Chico - Ha, Ha That's funny Ed..........

Ed - Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Ed - So what are you doing now?

Liz - Well up until last week I was the Shampoo girl at the Poodle Parlor.

Chico - Yeah she quit when she had to walk some of the customers.

Liz - Actually what I really am is a folk singer.

Ed - You're a folk singer? Where do you sing?

Liz - Just for my folks!

Chico - Mwaha ha ha ha Just for her folks... Ain't she got a sense of humor?

Liz - But this is the career I really want. All I need is that one big break. Would chu like to hear a song?

Chico - He loved to, He loved to........

Chico - (Imitating Ed Sullivan)...... Now Ladies and Gentleman. Direct from Puerto Rico where she entertained four hundred of her relatives... Here she is Liz Garcia..........

Liz - Here we go 1 2 3 4 5.. Chu made me love you...... I didn't want to do it, I didn't want to do it....

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Liz - I miss your loving.... It's true, yes I do, deed I do, you know I do....... :eek2:

Chico - :dance:

Liz - Geeme, Geeme, Geeme, Geeme What I die for. Chu got the stuff, that I die for. Chu know chu made me LOVE Chu............. Ole! :eek:

Chico - Bravo, Bravo. :clap: That was something else huh Ed?

Ed - :eek: That really was something else.

Chico - Man! That was the end!

Ed - I'm glad to hear that.

Chico - Honey you're going to be a smash in this racket isn't that right Ed?

Ed - Huh? :eek:

Liz - Don't chu think so Ed?

Ed - Heh... Heh.... I've got a garage what do I know about smashes? Heh, Heh...

Liz - I want your honest opinion. What do chu think?

Ed - What I think?

Liz - I really want to know.

Ed - You really want to know?

Liz - Why are you repeating everything I say?

Ed - Why am I repeating everything you say?

Liz - C'mon Ed.... It's important to me. I want the truth.

Ed - You want the truth? Your not great.

Liz - But am I good?

Ed - Well your not bad.

Liz - I don't get it? If I'm not great and I'm not good or bad then What am I?

Chico - What is she Ed?

Ed - Ah... Come here Chico...

Chico stands and goes over to Ed.....

Ed - (Whispers in Chico's ear).

Chico - Oh! He said you're lousy. LOUSY?

Chico - WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOUSY? Man She's my girlfriend!

Liz - That's okay Chico in show business chu must learn to develop a thick skin. Chu can't let one bad review get chu down. LOUSY?.... Ahhhhhhhh :crying:

(Liz runs out of the room)........

Chico - Lousy huh? Do you realize with one word you've destroyed an innocent human being? Why don't you go to police headquarters and register your mouth as a deadly weapon?

Ed - Is that dessert over there?

Chico - Yeah there's some pie.

Ed - Let me have it........

Chico - Ed......................

Ed - You wouldn't dare.........

The next day.............

Ed is washing clothes and Chico is hanging them up to dry.

Oops........ Ed just splashed Chico with some water..... So..........

Ed - What are you getting mad at me for? All I did was tell her the truth.

Chico - Yeah but after that did you have to stay there and eat the dinner?

Ed - I said she was a terrible singer. I didn't say she was a terrible cook!

Chico - You know that after you left she was still in the bathroom crying!

Ed - Are you sure she wasn't singing?

Chico - You don't care about other people's feelings.

Ed - Well........ I was honest.

Chico - Honest! You want honest? I HATED the tie you gave me for my birthday...... As a matter of fact, I gave it to Louie.

Ed - Why didn't you tell me you hated it?

Chico - Cause I didn't want to hurt your feelings!

Ed - You wouldn't hurt my feelings. I hated it too. As a matter of fact Louie gave it to me!

Chico - Ed you can't tell people the truth they can't handle it.

Ed - Chico the truth is like a woman's girdle, the more it hurts..... the more good it does in the end.

Chico - The truth is sure like a woman's girdle! Sometimes you have to stretch it a little bit......

Ed - Isn't it better that a friend told her that she was terrible, instead of some stranger telling her?

Chico - You keep this up and your friends will be a bunch of strangers!

Ed - I only told her the truth.

Chico - The TRUTH was merely your opinion.

Reverend Bemis - Ed! Chico! Anybody home?

Chico - (Yelling) We're upstairs... Come on up Reverend!

Chico - I happen to think she's a marvelous singer.

Ed - Yeah? That goes to prove only one thing... Love is not only blind, It's deaf!

Chico - Then you also must be dumb cause I always thought that underneath that cold hearted exterior, there was a sensitive human being living inside of you.........

Ed - There WAS a sensitive human being living inside me and when it heard that terrible singing it moved out!

I am loving this Jenny Lee....keep em coming.

Please oh please don't stop the lovin' JennyLee! Regardless what Ed says. Ed can't imagine why I am a happy man!

I tell you Macca and Hu mee......... I long for him to be back on TV. He is so fine...........

Now on to the story....... & by the way. I love when he was kissing Liz... It should've been me. :crying: :lol:

Chico - That does it! When you insult my girlfriend you're also insulting me.

Ed - Ahhhhh... I just killed two birds with one stone.

Reverend Bemis - What's this? What's this? This doesn't seem to be the garage of love that I've come to know...

Chico - That's because he's too stubborn to admit when he's wrong.

Ed - That's not true. I'm always glad to admit when I'm wrong. Is it my fault it never happens?

Chico - See?

Rev. - Chico my son! Ed has the gracious gift of years. You must learn to heed his words. Take council in his wisdom...

Chico - Words of wisdom huh? He told my girlfriend her singing stinks!

Rev - What are you listening to him for? He's an old man....

Ed - Wasn't it you who said we should always tell the truth?

Rev - Absolutely! After all the good book says it's not NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE!

Chico - Was that in the bible?

Rev - No... It's in another book... The Whole Earth Catalog.....

Chico - You have to watch what you say Reverend. What if I told you that doctors recommend your sermon as a great substitute for sleeping pills?

Rev - Well if you told me that, I would be grateful that you told me how you really feel.

Ed - Hah! You see, You see, You see........

Rev - You think my sermons are really boring?

Chico - No....... I was just using that as an example.

Rev - Well how would you know anyway? You've never been to my services...

Ed - Oh yes he has Reverend. I know he was there last week. I fell asleep on his shoulder.

Rev - Aha! Then my sermons are boring........

Chico - No, No you see Rev. The reason I fell asleep is because of all the snoring around me.

The Reverend leaves the room.............

Chico - Now you see how an innocent remark can hurt somebodys feelings?

Ed - I didn't tell him his sermons were boring. You were the one who blurted it out...

Chico - That's it Ed! First you insult my girlfriend. Then you insult my Reverend friend. Now I'm really not talking to you!

Chico leaves the room...........

Ed - Say maybe I better call her right now. Information? Listen give me the number of Liz Garcia of Las Palmas in Hollywood...

Liz - Yoo Hoo....... Where is everybody?

Ed - Never mind the number just walked in...

Ed - Up Here Honey..........

Ed - Ah Liz........ I was just trying to get a hold of you.

Liz - Don't bother I'm not home.

Chico - Hey Honey I heard you come in. I was just on my way to your house.

Ed - Don't bother she's not home.

Ed - Liz I've got to tell you something.

Liz - And I have something to tell chu that's why I came.

Ed - No, No, No, No, No, I want to say it first. I really should apologize for what I said because what do I know about singing? I always thought the Jackson 5 was a basketball team. Please accept my apology huh?

Chico - HAH! You apologize? That's like chopping somebody's head off and giving them a band aid!

Liz - No Chico wait..... Ed! I came here to tell chu something.

Ed - Oh go ahead. I deserve everything you have to say.

Liz - Ed... Now I have to tell you the truth. You weren't the first person to tell me that I couldn't sing. My family hinted at it. My sister walked around the house wearing earmuffs. I tried to believe she was cold.

Chico - Never listen to a sister unless she's a nun.

Liz - She is........

Liz - You made me face up to reality. Deep down I knew I had no talent.

Chico - You do have talent.

Liz - Oh... Thanks alot, both of chu and I realize that it was just a dream and I'm glad Ed woke me up.

Ed - Yeah.. Who could sleep through that singing?

Chico - Okay honey so you won't be a singer but, after we're married we will make beautiful music together.

Liz - Oh Chico! Chu don't understand. It kept me from facing the truth. What am I going to do with my life?

Chico - I tell you what you'll do with your life. You'll become Mrs. Chico Rodriguez.

Liz - I can't do that... Before I become Mrs. Anybody....... I have to be a somebody like a lawyer, or a teacher or even a dental hygenist.

Ed - Are you crazy? You wanna give up this good looking, hot blooded, young man for some ridiculous career?

Chico - Ed please....... I can speak for myself...

Honey.....Are you gonna give up this good looking, hot blooded, young man for some ridiculous career???

Liz - Chico... Your the most fabulous guy I've ever met... but, this is something I have to do.

Chico - Then you don't want me?

Liz - Well I will..... When I'm somebody!

Chico - And how soon can you be somebody?

Liz - I don't know. It depends on who I'm going to be but, that doesn't mean we can't see each other. ;)

Chico - Hello......... :)

Ed - Ah Chico.... You haven't lost a wife. You've gained a somebody.

Liz - Ah... Thanks Ed. :kiss: Goodbye Chico... :kiss: Goodbye Groucho......... :)

Liz leaves..........

Ed - Ah.... Don't worry Chico. Believe me there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Chico - (Imitating Paul Lynde) I know that Ed but, they're so clammy when you kiss them goodnight.......

The next day.......

Ed - Chico you should paint the van. I'll be glad to help you.

Chico - Oh that's nice of you Ed. What color should we paint it?

Ed - Well how about a nice cheerful orange?

Chico - That would be nice. It would really be gorgeous with a bull fight scene on the side.

Ed - Yeah...... I knew that if I got you interested in a project, you would forget all about Liz.

Chico - Who's losing Liz? We're going camping next week.

Liz - Looking Good!!! Chico come here.........

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THE END !

:clap: :notworthy I love it! You did an awesome job on the storyboard!!

Great storyboard & good job! :)