waht is everybodies favorite quotes or phrases that come from the facts of life? i have tons of them so i'll post htem every time i think of one!! hehe first one is

jo: mrs. g I KNOW i can fix the problem go on ahead without me
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Tootie: (laughing at nat for her hat)
blair: nice hat!! (laughs)
Nat: waths wrong with it? (takes it off and looks at it) Oh good good!!! I'm loosing a bolt im working half wattage!!

JO: (steams in) I need a clock! mrs. g im using your timer!!
mrs. g: umm ok... (kinda puzzled)
Jo: I need a fuse!!
mrs. g: waht ar eyou making a bomb!?!?!? (laughs)
Nat: YES!! YES!!!
mrs. G: WHAT!!!
Jo: Im gonna role it through their front door and POW! big POW!!! state kawasakies all over the place!!
mrs. g: let me guess you didnt get the job, can i have those matches PLEASE!! (grabs matches away from jo)
jo: no i did not get the job!!! did anyone hear that i did not get the job, go ahead blair hit me with ya best shot go ahead
blair: (sits there)
nat: ohh blair you can do better than that!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best peopel are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

Jo: (cutting a sausage funny)
nat: Jo waht are you doing?
jo: i might becoem a sergeon i gotta practice my cuts
nat: on a sausage?
jo: to you this is a sausage to me its a ruptured spleen!!
nat and tootie: EW!!!!
jo: come on mrs. g eat somethign!! dont worry!!
mrs. g: excuse me but when one of my girls stays out all night thats when i do worry!! what if shes had an accident!!
jo: dont worry mrs. g anythign blair did last night was no accidnet!!!
nat: (laughs really hard like HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!)
(THAT ONE CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIEM!!!!)

wahts your favs now?

ive got a new one!!

mrs. g: oh alex, dreams can change!! mine did! i was a housekeeper who watned tos ee the world! i did, the world was great... now, im a nutricionist with a bunch of girls whod run a mile from a carrot just to get to a twinki!! (laughs) and i love it!! 5 years from now... who knows!!!

There's a bunch, but here's my favorite:

Blair: My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite.
Natalie:Its not so bad.
Blair:Maybe for you, but a Warner is like a delicate souflay*.
Jo:Yeah, lite and empty.

It continues right after Blair makes that weezing sound...
Jo: I hate when you do that.
Blair http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifo what?
Jo:Sigh!
Blair:It wasnt a sigh.
Jo:Well if it wasnt a sigh, then you've got a slow leak.
Tootie: C'mon you guys cool it.

Blair does the weezing sound again.
Jo:You did it again!
Blair: I happen to be breathing.
Jo:You do it just to annoy me.
Blair:I do it to keep from dying.
Jo:Now there's an idea!

Another one...
When Jo is trying to remember her grad speech...
Jo:Today will live in infamy...
Blair:Jo, that was Pearl Harbor.
Jo:Then what's it doing in my speech?!?

One more for the road....
Blair:He asked you out on a uhg...
Tootie http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifate,Blair, we call it a DATE.
Jo:Yeah, to some wing-ding tomorrow night.
Natalie:Could that be your wing-ding Blair?
Blair:I dont go to wing-dings, I go to catillions.
Jo:Well, if this thing is a dance at the Highcrest country club, then your catillion
and my wing-ding are the same thing.

Sorry, I really got into it at the end there.
Like I said before, there's a lot of others I forgot about.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

here are some of my favorite quotes

Blair: guys do not wait do they Mr. Bradly (talking about having sex)(everyone turns to Mr Bradly who looks quite embrassed)

Blair: what were you doing at the library reading dumbo
Jo: I don't have to read dumbo I bunk next to her

Blair: If i don't get to spend some money soon I'll pull out all my hair
Jo: Oh great then we can finally see what color your roots are

Mrs. garrett: OH NO oh shoot
natalie: what happened did tiny bubbles rub you the wrong way

Kelly: I don't acutally live here I'm babysitting
Jo: oh wheres the baby
Kelly: must have slipped out boy am I gonna get yelled at

Blair: Im in a house without mirrors
Mrs. Garrett: don't worry Blair you can look at yourself in the dishes

mrs. Warner: a kiss for my daughter, and a kiss for the one that got away

There are a bunch more, but these are my favorites from eposides that Nick at Nite has already shown. In later eposides there are some wonderful quotes, but I have to wait to hear them.

Blair comes out of the kitchen when the french people are visiting with a milk muustache BLAIR: I'm sick!

After Blair decks Moonunit Zappa at the drive-in: JO: What happened?
NAT: I think Blair decked her.
JO: Blair is that true?
BLAIR: Well, I.... Yeah! I did do the decking.

When Jo is a student teacher:
JO: A rainbow and sex?

When the girls are rebuilding the store
TOOTIE: I got goggles.

When the girls are in NYC and Jo tells Blair and Natalie about the pimp...
NAT: That's very fascinating Jo.... I'm outta here.
BLAIR: Me too.

Same episode when they're al waiting outside the play for Tootie:
MAN: I need two for tonight.
NAT: Which two?

There are many many more, I'll have to go review my tapes.

I basically agree with all of the quotes others have posted but here are my faves.
Kelly:I dont actually live here, im babysitting.
Jo:Oh really, wheres the baby?
Kelly:It must have slipped out...Boy am I gonna get yelled at.
and another
MrsG:And what school did you attend?
Blair:The Eastland School for Girls, the finest school in all the land.
Jo:Your talking like a leprachaun Blair.
and ANOTHER (this is a long one)
Boots:Maybe we should ask Warnsie what Cliff likes to eat
Jo:Why?
Boots http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifidnt you hear? CLiff is having dinner with Heather...Oh my Boots, you've done it again. Well, now that the cats out of the bag, Cliff has a hot date with Heather...SHAZOOM!!
and some more
Jo:There are two things in this world we do not laugh about, the Yankees, and what Roy did to me.
And of course my fave
Roy:Whats wrong my little cucumber?
Jo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifon't call me vegetables Roy

MANY MANY MANY more


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Roy:Whats wrong my little cucumber?
Jo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifon't call me vegetables Roy!
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[This message has been edited by JPolniaczek (edited 11-22-2000).]