What the stupidest thing you've ever done? Here's mine.

Me and my mother were sitting in our family room. It has a ceiling fan and it was going. We kept a can of mace on one of the lamp tables. It had been sitting there for years and I got the bright idea to try it. I shook the can and pointed it at the fireplace ( it wasn't lit ) and squirted it. Seconds later my mom said her eyes were stinging really bad. I thought she was joking around and then my throat started to swell. We both ran into the bathroom. She trying to wash the mace out of her eyes and me trying to rinse out my mouth. Apparently when I sprayed the mace it hit the fan and came back at us. We laugh now, but how stupid can you get.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats hilarious!!

Oh God... what havent I done?!?:eek: Ive tried "curling" my hair with a round brush-- 3 times!! Evidently the first time didnt get through to me. I tried melting a little butter before in the microwave- not thinking it was wrapped in tinfoil. Oh, also once a few months ago I was baking me and dad a round pizza and it was taking FOREVER to heat up.. finally it was done and when he was cutting it he noticed I had never taking the pizza off the cardboard.:doh:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats hilarious!!

Oh God... what havent I done?!?:eek: Ive tried "curling" my hair with a round brush-- 3 times!! Evidently the first time didnt get through to me. I tried melting a little butter before in the microwave- not thinking it was wrapped in tinfoil. Oh, also once a few months ago I was baking me and dad a round pizza and it was taking FOREVER to heat up.. finally it was done and when he was cutting it he noticed I had never taking the pizza off the cardboard.:doh:

:lol:Sometimes I think the cardboard might taste better than the pizza!

I left my car & forgot to turn off the engine!

Originally posted by animalcrackers


:lol:Sometimes I think the cardboard might taste better than the pizza!
:lol: :lol: Well the way it turned out Id have to agree!!:crazy:

Originally posted by wayne
I left my car & forgot to turn off the engine!
Last August I went to Gortons to get gas... well, I left the keys in the truck.:eek: I asked to use their phone to call my parents, but they were OUTSIDE... so they didnt hear the phone!:mad: So instead, one of the guys brought me home. Then Becky came over (she was picking me up to sleep over) so my Dad gave me the other set of keys and Becky brought me there. I get there and its the WRONG SET...:bonk:- keep in mind the car is still @ the gas pump!:eek: LOl. So then we start to leave agaaaaain only to see a van behind us beeping and yelling. I thought it was some lady yelling @ me so I told Becky to go! Then we get back home and my Dad knows I had the wrong set. Finally, we get it right. And that "van"? Yah, that was my mother in her SUV with the right set of keys..

Sounds like your dad was such a Potsie!:D

Originally posted by wayne
Sounds like your dad was such a Potsie!:D
:lol: Better him than me!:p