Has anyone else wondered how well Mr. Belvedere would do as the President? His mild-mannered attitude and illiterate British illogical drunken solutions to everything would work well, especially in foreign relations. Sometimes I think that the Ayatola may only need a glass of warm milk and cookies. That would lower gas prices fo' sure. Also, has anyone else ever noticed the uncanny resemblance between Mr. Belvedere and popular t.v. icon Dustin Diamond (a.k.a. "screech" from Saved By The Bell)? Finally, 5 dollars to anybody who can tell me Bob Euker's position as a baseball player, and the average slary of that position today, or when he played. E-mail me at ketamine@smapdi.org

Although I am a registered member of the Green Party, I have considered Chris Hewitt to be the best candidate for the Presidency for over eight years. However, I feel a better running mate would be TV great Mark Linn-Baker, who geniusly depicted Balki Bartokomous' big-city cousin Larry Appleton in ABC's hit Perfect Strangers. His hard-working attitude and forgiving nature make him the man for the job, and his relationship with Mepos' finest goat-herder proves his masterful foreign policy.

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