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dummygally
04-25-2003, 11:43 PM
Ok i know this might be stupid but ifelt like writing it.:rolleyes:

(Everyone is sittin at the table listinin to a talk show about unknown family members)

Talk show host: "Ok, i looked into a case of a family is dead. you know that shipwreck that happend in 1964? The one with the skipper, his firstmate gilligan, the farmer gal maryann, the proffesser, the movie star, and the millionairs?"

Other host: " yeah!"

host: "Well they all happen to be family!"

Skipper: "Thats a bunch of bull!"

Gilligan: "What the heck?"

host: "You see, the howls (the millionairs) are the skipper and the proffessers step aunt and uncle. the skipper and proffesser are distant cousins. Ginger is the proffesers second cousin. Ginger is the skippers step niece, and marryann is the proffessers step niece.

other host: "wow thats confusing! but what about gilligan?"

host: "i was just gettin to that! gilligan is maryann's step brother! which makes gilligan both the skipper and proffeser step nephew!"

other host: "wow! too bad they're dead! they would've been so surprised!!!!"

host: "Yeah. Well thats the end of our show! Bye Bye!"

(Proffesser turns off the radio)

ginger: "thats crazy!"

skipper: "i dont believe it!"

gilligan: "didnt see that comin!"

mrs. howel: "i think im gonna faint!"

mr. howel: "now now lovey."

maryann: "i dont get it!"

proffesser: "i dont either!"

SOrry! tel me if you want to hear more!

*InThisMoment*
04-26-2003, 01:42 PM
it's actually pretty interesting.write more! :)

dummygally
04-26-2003, 03:29 PM
Ok then, i will!:happyface

dummygally
04-26-2003, 03:57 PM
Part 2

Mr Howel: "You've got to excuse me! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!"

Mrs.Howel:" No dear, you musnt! You won't be able to catch me if I faint!"

Ginger: "Well, somebodys gotta catch me when I faint!"

Proffesser: "I will! At least I'll try! I can hardly move right now!"

Skipper: "I don't believe it! I mean it's just too crazy to be true!"

Gilligan: "Yeah! I bet they're just sayin that to get big bucks!"

Maryann: "I agree with Gilligan."

Proffesser: "Thats true Gilligan! Its probably just a mistake!"

Mr. Howel: "What do you mean "probably"? It is a mistake! It has to be!"

Ginger: "Mr. Howel! You don't know that! Nobody knows the truth really!"

Proffesser: "No. But face it! It would be such a big coincidence to be stranded on the same island with family you didn't even know about!"

Ginger: "You may be right Proffesser, but I was in a movie once, where this same exact thing happend! Only the people were stranded in the rainforest!"

Maryann: "Now I don't know what to think! There's so many possabilities!"

Gilligan: "Yeah! I'm confused too!"

Skipper: "Don't worry about it! They'll probably fix the mistake some time!"

Mrs. Howel: "Well, I hope so!"

Proffesser: "We can discuss this tommorrow! In the mean time, get some sleep! That is, if you can!"


(Next Day)

(Everyone is sitting around the table, listining to the talk show again.)

Other host: "ok, yesterday we were talking about the family from the 1964 shipwreck!"

host: "yes and today we have more proof that, they are indeed, family!"

other host: "So what proof do you have?"

host: "Well, Thurston Howel's cousin, Todd Howel, came to me with alot of info! He told me how they became family!"

other host: "How?"

SORRY! TO BE CONTINUED!

dummygally
04-26-2003, 06:33 PM
If you'd like, you could give me some ideas for this fan fiction and i'll take them into consideration!;) :) :D :rolleyes: :happyface :wave: :talk: :confused: :lol: :crazy:

dummygally
04-26-2003, 07:24 PM
Need Ideas!

*InThisMoment*
04-26-2003, 10:26 PM
Gosh i'm stumped.but PLEASE read mine.it's only got 1 reply :crying:

dummygally
04-27-2003, 12:52 AM
I Love Gilligan! :bighug:
Part 3
host: "Ok, Todd said Thurston's brother married a woman who had a kid already, which would be the proffesser! Eunice's sister married a man who alredy had a kid, which would be the skipper. The Proffesser's cousin had a girl, which is ginger, and the proffesser's cousin happens to be the skipper's half sister. The proffesser's half sister had a girl, which is maryann!"

Other host: "Wow! So what about gilligan?"

host:" Well maryann's mom had a husband before she married maryann's dad! And you know how gilligan never knew his real mother? Well maryann's mom is gilligan's mom! Heck she didn't even know she had a son until gilligan was fifteen years old!"

other host: "Wow! Thats amazing! And nobody knew!"

(Proffesser turns off the radio)

Skipper: "Alright! Thats it! What kind of stupid joke are they tryin to play here!"

Ginger: "I don't know skipper. I'm beggining to believe it!"

Mr. Howel: "What? How could you? It has to be a joke! It has to!"

Mrs Howel: "Well me and my sister hated each other so much, i could care less if she got married or not!"

Proffesser: "I never met half of my cousins."

(They all looked at gilligan and maryann, but they looked totally blank.)

Skipper: "Do you know anything about this matter, gilligan?"

Gilligan:"Nope."

Ginger: "Do you maryann?"

Maryann: "I never knew my mother got married two times. I'm startin to wonder if my dad has any secrects too!"

Gilligan: "I wonder if my father is really my father!"

Proffesser: "Gilligan, don't you have some siblings?"

Gilligan: "Yes. Five. I wonder if they're really my siblings?"

Proffesser: "What were their names?"

Gilligan: "Jeffrey, Marcus, Lucas, Laura, and Sarah." Why?"

Proffesser: "Maryann, do you ever remember your mother mentioning any of these names? Or even Gilligan's name?"

(Maryann thinks for a moment.)

Maryann: "Yes i've heard her say Laura and Sarah. And Jeffrey. But she might have been talking about friends."

Proffesser: "How old would your mother be now?"

Maryann: "About.........forty eight."

Proffesser: "Gilligan, how old is your father?"

Gilligan: Same age. Forty Eight."



TOO BE CONTINUED!

Julie the GI girl
04-27-2003, 11:21 AM
NOOOO!!!! they can't be related!!! incest!!! :D

lol...keep going....this is interesting

dummygally
04-27-2003, 12:56 PM
PART FOUR:D

Proffessor:"Ok maryann, do you know your mother's maiden name? What's her parents' last name?"

Maryann: "Um...hold on let me think. I mean I never knew my grandparents. They live in Navada. So I really don't know. Sorry."

Proffessor:"That's okay. But I really don't get all this! Mr. Howel, what is your brother's name?"

Mr. Howel: "Carlton Howel."

Proffessor: "Who did Carlton marry?"

Mr. Howel: "Maryln Hinkley. Hinkley. Hinkley? What? Isn't that your last name?"

Proffessor: (Looks shocked.) "Yes. And Maryln Hinkley is my mother!"

Ginger: "Uh-oh."

Mr. Howel: "Proffessor? What what was your cousin's name? I mean the cousin that had the kid."

Proffessor: "Well I have more than one cousin with a kid. There's Terry Hinkley, Robert Hinkley, Natalie Hinkley, Joyce Enderly, Diane Johnson, Gina Grant, Margaret Simon..... Gina Grant!"

Ginger: Gina Grant is my mother!"

Skipper: "Gina Grant is my step sister!"

Maryann & gilligan: "Uh-oh."

Mrs. Howel:" But what about Maryann and Gilligan?"

Gilligan: "I'd rather not know!"

Maryann: "Me either!"

Ginger: "Proffessor, the host said you had a step sister!"

Proffessor: "I did. But I never knew her! All I knew is that her name was Annie Chandler!"

Maryann: "My mother's name was Annie."

Mr. Howel: "There's no doubt about it. Maryann's mother must be the proffessor's step sister."

Skipper: "Oh geez! Gilligan's dad's last name is Chandler!"

Gilligan: "Oh shoot!"

Ginger: "You mean to tell me they aren't lying after all?"

Gilligan: "You can't blame me for this one! Ha Ha!"

Maryann: But I don't even look like Gilligan!"

Gilligan: "Think of that as a good thing, maryann!"

Proffessor: "Well, you both do have the same color hair."

Maryann: "Don't remind me."

Mrs. Howel: "Now I'm really gonna faint!"

Proffessor: "Now I wonder.... Maryann ! If gilligan is your step brother, then Jeffrey, Marcus,Lucas, Laura, and sarah are too."

Gilligan: "When or if we get off this island, maryann. Could you do me a favor?"

Maryann: "Yeah."

Gilligan: "Take my siblings with you to Kansas, and lock them up in a closet!"

Maryann: "Why?"

Gilligan: "I hate them! If you don't lock them up, they just torture you!"

Maryann: "I'd rather not, then!"

Gilligan: "Dang!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

*InThisMoment*
04-27-2003, 01:11 PM
This Is Great Keep Going!!!