yesterday this girl that weighs at least 200lbs threw my shoes over the fence so i grabbed hers and she started stompin her foot on my hand... i have a bandage on 3 fingers right now and that fatass is gonna pay on tuesday

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
yesterday this girl that weighs at least 200lbs threw my shoes over the fence so i grabbed hers and she started stompin her foot on my hand... i have a bandage on 3 fingers right now and that fatass is gonna pay on tuesday

What are you gonna do to her on Tuesday? I would suggest that you throw her over the fence but if she weighs 200lbs then it might be a bit difficult! :lol:

kick her aaaaaaaaasssssssssssss!

Have ME come over, I could prolly toss her over the fence.
:D
In the meantime, hide her fried pork rinds.

next time she makes funna me cuz im skinny [and the sad thing is she really does that] i'll tell her shes jealous cuz shes fat. theres no other explanation. ha that aint all im gonna do tho

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
next time she makes funna me cuz im skinny [and the sad thing is she really does that] i'll tell her shes jealous cuz shes fat. theres no other explanation. ha that aint all im gonna do tho

You're probably right - I bet she is just jealous.

I bet she's jealous, too.

You shouldn't fight fire with fire though, cuz it'll just get worse and you'll get in trouble too. If you just ignore her she'll get bored and stop.

I don't wanna sound like a preachy teacher-type, but it's true. I've learned that the hard way.

Think of it this way, what better way to get back at her than to have JUST her get in trouble? Then you can smirk at her evilly when she does.

:)

shove scissors up her ass

erm, excuse me

*rubs butt*

eww. that reminds me of a huge girl at my school who has a crush on me. i had no problem with it, but she started poking me and groping me. that went too far, cuz i don't find her attractive(just really annoying). and i've bitched her out millions of times. and 1ce, i drew a funny picture of her, and my friend gave it to her (that *******) and she got mad and gave it to a teacher (but there was no proof that it was meant to be her or that it was by me) so, she punched me. and she took a desk and through it at me... she's crazy.... so, i had my fat friend (she's nice but can get annoying too) beat her up. it was FUNNY.

Buy a snickers bar or something, attach it to a fishing line, stand in the bushes or somewhere out of sight with the fishing pole, and when she tries to grab the candy bar, reel in the fishing line. Keep doing that for a while and see how far she chases it. :lol:

There are so many generalizations of overweight people in this thread that it makes me sad. :( Is everyone in the US overweight because of pork rinds and snicker bars? I dont think so. :(

okay here's what you do. come to school in a sumo suit and wrestle;) be sure to have a friend tak epictures then post them here because that would be funny to see