Does anyone remember the song Fire in The Gym
from the NLITB? And if so, what are the lyrics and where can I find them? I haven't been able to get the lyrics out of my head for 10+ years. I know it's extremely obscure. Funny song,though.

I have been looking for ages for this song also. Had no idea it was NLITB!!
I only rememeber "I lost her to a fire in the gym".