animalcrackers
04-06-2003, 12:26 PM
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Here's another Ralph Malph joke! Where's everyone going, come back!
One day Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding down the prairie together when all of a sudden the Lone Ranger spies 1000 Indians coming straight for them. He instructs his faithful companion to turn around and run only to find 1000 more closing in fast from the rear. They stop dead in their tracks.
The Lone Ranger looks to his left and then to his right only to find himself surrounded by many more Indians bearing down on them fast. He sighs a deep sigh and states, " Well Tonto, looks like we've had it this time."
Tonto razes back in his horse and slowly looks over his left shoulder and them his right. His head turns to the ground for a second then he looks the Lone Ranger eyeball to eyeball and says to his trusted friend, " What do you mean "WE" white man!"
http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/happydays/pics/hd19.jpg
Here's another Ralph Malph joke! Where's everyone going, come back!
One day Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding down the prairie together when all of a sudden the Lone Ranger spies 1000 Indians coming straight for them. He instructs his faithful companion to turn around and run only to find 1000 more closing in fast from the rear. They stop dead in their tracks.
The Lone Ranger looks to his left and then to his right only to find himself surrounded by many more Indians bearing down on them fast. He sighs a deep sigh and states, " Well Tonto, looks like we've had it this time."
Tonto razes back in his horse and slowly looks over his left shoulder and them his right. His head turns to the ground for a second then he looks the Lone Ranger eyeball to eyeball and says to his trusted friend, " What do you mean "WE" white man!"
http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/happydays/pics/hd19.jpg