Last night, I wrote lyrics to the theme from "Wings." I have no intention of publishing them, but I thought I'd share them with you. " is for the lyrics.


"I love my Helen dear
Known her all my life.
Helen is now my girl
And I love her truly"

"Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Oh Helen,
Helen, I Love You"

"Take me anywhere you want to go, my love
And I'll take you there on my plane
Anywhere you go, I'll take you there
Helen dear,
Helen dear,
Helen dear,
I Love You."

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Hmmm, let me guess...

You're in love with Helen, right? ;)

I think she was a great character. Very underrated. Crystal should have gotten an Emmy for playing her. She's a far better and funnier actress than Jennifer Aniston and Patricia Heaton, IMHO.