The way to play this game is Person A asks a question and Person B intentionally gives a wrong answer to be funny. Then, Person B asks another question which Person C answers incorrectly, then Person C asks a question, and so on. I'll start...

Why did Bill go out on the ledge to talk to Mike Johnson?

To talk Mike into throwing something at the people walking by below on the sidewalk...:p

Why did Bill want a baby?

He hoped having a baby would get Catherine to marry him.

Where did Matthew come from?

From Neptune!

Why did Joe booby trap his own gelato?

*bump* (I like this thread)

Because he needed some excitement in his otherwise boring life.

What happened to Matthew after he punched out Bill?

He broke his hand.

Why did Dave learn to tap dance?

to meeet lots of ladies..

why did beth ram her throat down bill's mouth?

She wanted to taste what Bill had for breakfast. :lol:

Why did Bill get a cane?

bill got a cane because it was full of adequatulence

why did catherine slap joe?

Because there was a bug on Joe's cheek.

Why did Joe tape all of his conversations with Catherine?

Because he's fascinated by the technology.

Why did Jimmy James buy a collection of fake movie memorabilia from a 16 year-old kid?

hmm.. i think it's cos he wanted to say the words "rose bowl"

why did bill get a huge secret raise?

He wanted to buy some Sir Mix-a-lot CDs.

Why did Jimmy get everybody a Mazda Miata except Matthew?

Because he was holding out to buy him the toy car for his birthday.


Why does Dave get turned on whenever Lisa is mad at him?

Because Dave is secretly a masochist.

How did Matthew cut his hand?

He decided to "improvise" during one of Dave's knife throwing routines!


What exactly WAS Matthew's Halloween costume supposed to be?

Oh! That's a tough one! :lol:

A male stripper.

Why is Dave so pale?

Because he's from the Midwest- the heart of America, where all the REAL Americans are from. :)


Why are two of Lisa's brothers named Greg?

Because of Matthew's twin brother.

What was Joe's last name?

Jay Marelli or Garm Fink (sounds like a name people can trust!) :)

Who were Jimmy's dogs, Alex...

Where's the next question? Whoops... Sorry, supposed to be a question...

Who is "Pumpkin?"

Lisa's pet beagle.

Why did Jimmy James run for Presidency?

Because he didn't know the rap songs actually had words.

EASY QUESTION ALERT: Where did Bill and Dave get snowed in?

The St. Louis airport.

Why did Bill decide to adpot a baby?

whipwarrior;

I thought this was the 'wrong answer' game?
The correct answer would have been: Anything but St. Louis. :)

On to the game...

A: Because Dave is from Wisconsin.

Q: Why did Jimmy run for President?

The 'EASY QUESTION ALERT' notification at the bottom of the post suggested that they were looking for the actual answer, contrary to the point of the game. In that case, I'd like to change my answer to Atlantis.

Excellent answer! That's where Jimmy wanted to build the "JJ" buildings. Cool!

LISA: "I've got it: Jimmylantis, an underwater colony, the final frontier."
MR. JAMES: "Already tried it."
LISA: "You did not!"
MR. JAMES: "Yes I did. Lost a lot of good divers, too; damn barracudas."

LOL

Gotta love Old Uncle Jimmy... :) I think I laugh more at him than anybody.

Why didn't Dave tell everybody that he was really Canadian?

Because he was afraid that people might confuse him with that guy that played in Kids In The Hall.

What is Beth's last name?