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Brandon
03-19-2003, 06:06 PM
haha. what are yours? let me see, here are a few:

-- in 1st grade, we were in class and i saw a little girl cutting her hair and i told on her. then, a week or two later, she was eating paste and i told on her again.

-- in 5th grade, i wrote a love letter to this girl Andrea, and she thought it was for her teacher, so she gave it to her teacher, and the teacher put it in my permanent record :rolleyes: it wasn't funny then

well, i was just thinking of those 2 times and thought i'm make a topic about it...

*PinkLady*
03-19-2003, 10:17 PM
-In second grade, my friend and this one kid had a shoving fight over whose chair was whose. It doesn't sound funny, but I guess you had to be there.
-In fifth grade, I made some guy laugh so hard that he was literally rolling on the floor, choking.
-I forget what grade this was, but an ex-friend of mine swallowed a quarter and puked it up on the bathroom floor.
-In my Intro to Business class (this year), these two idiots keep punching each other and shoving each other into things for no reason, and they say a bunch of stupid crap to each other all class long. It's funny.

~*Hannah_Lee*~
03-20-2003, 12:35 AM
At the beginning of this school year, i was carrying a desk, and i was kinda sitting in it, but I was standing up and carrying it. so it was kinda like i was inside the desk. I was in it backwards, though. well i was walking down the hall to take it downstairs. i couldn't really see where i was going, and when i went to walk down the stair i missed the first step and slide all the way down them, inside that desk. My head hit every step and i bit through my bottom lip, and the whole class was laughing at me.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
03-20-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Brandon
she was eating paste and i told on her again.
Ms. Lippy likes to eat glue!

Umm.. 10-12th grade are the funniest and best memories ever. Um.. last year me & Amanda were walking to the top of the bleachers and I fell walking up and dropped all my crap. Then I picked it all up and did it again! Bitch. Cant really think of anything-- everything is so recent. LMAO 10th grade biology (best class ever!) I like loved our teacher (not in that way.. in the youre the coolest teacher way) and our class always chilled. Well, I was known for asking the weirdest questions and it cracked everyone up. Well, once he asked a question about the rocks underneath the surface and me- being Ms.Know-It-All scream out PLATONIC ROCKS!!!! He bursts out laughing, walks next door and tells the other bio class. LOl. Tatonic (sp!) rocks... not PLATONIC. Meangya.

Cactus Jack
03-20-2003, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

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Umm.. 10-12th grade are the funniest and best memories ever. Um.. last year me & Amanda were walking to the top of the bleachers and I fell walking up and dropped all my crap. Then I picked it all up and did it again! Bitch. Cant really think of anything-- everything is so recent. LMAO 10th grade biology (best class ever!) I like loved our teacher (not in that way.. in the youre the coolest teacher way) and our class always chilled. Well, I was known for asking the weirdest questions and it cracked everyone up. Well, once he asked a question about the rocks underneath the surface and me- being Ms.Know-It-All scream out PLATONIC ROCKS!!!! He bursts out laughing, walks next door and tells the other bio class. LOl. Tatonic (sp!) rocks... not PLATONIC. Meangya.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

BrianHackett
03-20-2003, 03:44 AM
In kindergarten i had taken my he man figures to school. and My teacher Ms. Etter took them from me. And i still pout about how she never gave them back. I saw her about 2 weeks ago and i asked her about them. she says she gave them to her son.


LOL. i know its kind of a stupid memory but hey I'll never forget it.

Hollow
03-20-2003, 04:09 AM
Ive had many funny experiences w/ obscenities

In 1st grade whenever the guys messed w/ my friend shed be like "LEAVE ME ALONE OR ILL KICK UR ASS!" :lol: cuz we didnt know it was a bad word

In 2nd grade i was obsessed w/ flippin ppl off [i knew it was bad i just thot it was as bad as tellin some1 to shut up or somethin] and i drew a hand flippin u off on the back of my worksheet and the teacher made me have time out lol

Also when i was in 2nd grade we were playing educational games in computer class. u type in ur name at the beginning so if u get an answer right it would say "good, sarah!" for me. this guy typed in "****" for his name so it said "good, ****!" it was so funny

David
03-20-2003, 03:43 PM
this is a broad memorie:

but i remember being on the news network in 5th grade.. it was sooo much fun

Also once it was play day, and our class threw water balloons at the coach... lol

Rhiannon
03-20-2003, 04:51 PM
i was eating glue with this guy i liked in 2nd grade

Georgia's on my Mind
03-20-2003, 05:48 PM
i have so many...especially in middle school.

One of the funniest is when someone got their finger stuck in a desk and couldn't get it out....they had to end up having someone come and pop the desk top off. it was great

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
03-20-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
i have so many...especially in middle school.

One of the funniest is when someone got their finger stuck in a desk and couldn't get it out....they had to end up having someone come and pop the desk top off. it was great
LOl. That reminds me of sophomore year and me and Amanda were getting a drink in the gym hallway @ the vending machine. The drink got stuck and we were there for like 10 minutes and everyone was waiting in line and no one could get it out.

Titania
03-20-2003, 06:20 PM
*in first grade, my friends and i thought there was a body buried behind this wall on the playground (there was a lump in the dirt from construction) so we'd go back there and be all scared.

*this guy Kevin liked to paint his shoes

*a girl in my class ate crayons- but only blue crayons and i got mad at her because all the blue crayons were chewed on!

*in second grade my best friend and i sat next to each other in class and one day she was playing with her headband (one of those cloth stretchy ones) and accidently flung it across the room and hit the student teacher in the head

*in first grade i thought a Spectacle Bear was called that because it "made a spectacle of itself" (so i was weird...)

*in 5th grade we had to do this musical...and all dress up like clowns...i was a dancing clown named Lina Ballerina.. one of my friends was a sad clown named Bently, another was Pretty Polly the flourescent clown...it was pathetically hilarious

ill post more later..

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
03-21-2003, 12:39 AM
Crystal- How does your sewage plant garden grow?- Mr.Lewis.

He always made fun of me!! LOl. Hes the same teacher with the rocks...--^

~*Hannah_Lee*~
03-21-2003, 12:48 AM
A guy in my class sharpened his finger in the pencil sharpener one time.....:lol:

Dude111
06-25-2023, 04:15 PM
I think it was 2nd grade.. I had come out of the bathroom with my pants down and everyone started laughing....... Ya Cause I can clearly remember 3rd grade and on and it wasnt then... I think it was 2nd grade.... Im not sure why I didnt pull up before I came out... It was ok though........