What is your all time single favorite line from the I love Lucy show(No matter who said it) Mine is when Ricky told Lucy, "I am not the father of that cheese!" It's got to be one that made you laugh out loud! Suzie

Ricky in Hollywood complaining about his lack of publicity while Marilyn Monroe gets so much:

"What's Marilyn Monroe got that *I* haven't got?"

Wow! This was a very difficult but great question! It took me a while to figure it out but I would have to say that in the episode Lucy's schedule, Ricky gave Lucy an example of what he meant by putting her on one. He said "15 minutes for this,15 minutes for that...and she says"Oh,I'm gonna need more than 15 minutes for that". I think it was the looks on both of there faces that really did it and it could lead to so many thoughts of what she really meant!! LOL!! Of course,I
was being a little naughty with my thoughts!
I can't help it when I look at Desi! WOW!!

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Amy M. Weaver

Oh, naughty, naughty Amy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

I have to pick one? Gee.....

I like:

Lucy: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

Ricky: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, euphonious if it's a girl.

"Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, rundown, listliss? Do you poop out of parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals. Yes with Vitameataveamin you can spoon your way to health. All you need to do is take a tablespoon after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow. That's Vita-meata-vegamin."

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"Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, rundown, listliss? Do you poop out of parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals. Yes with Vitameataveamin you can spoon your way to health. All you need to do is take a tablespoon after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow. That's Vita-meata-vegamin."

Wow, that's almost impossible to choose. There's so many. Well obviously I like the whole quip between Lucy and Ethel in 'Ethel's Birthday' (see my quote http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif)

"Look what happened to *your* washing machine."

Lucy: "Bake?! Like I bake a cake?"
Ricky: "I hope not."

"Don't take this personally Ethel, but I'm sick of the sight of your face."

"In all my dreams?"

"33. 129 and mousy brown. Anything else you'd like to know?"

"All I'm asking for is a half a dozen movie stars for a couple of hours."

"It's a moo moo."

"Ricky, this is it."

"Hail Tiger!"

Ethel: "I'm sorry you're mother looks like a weasel"

Oh right, we were only supposed to choose one right? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Well I could post about 800 more, but I'll stop there.


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"Happy Birthday Mrs. Mertz, and I hope you live another 75 years!"

sorry, I didn't mean to type that message twice

when Lucy says "EWWW!" and makes that werid face..

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~Jenny~
(wish my mom named me Jinny) (Jo would have been nice too)
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I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you!~sticker from Talk, Talk, Talk

Tallulah Bankhead to Lucy in the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour:

T: My good woman, would you kindly remove yourself from the premises before I grrrab that pink hair and pull it out by its black roots!!!!

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Lucy: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

It is definitely impossible to choose, so I guess I'll pick my favorite cheapskate Fred quote, since no one else did Fred yet.

Ethel: What do we wanna bet?
Fred: How about ten dollars?
Ethel: Whats the matter with 20 dollars?
Ricky: Well whats the matter with 30 dollars?
Lucy: WHATS THE MATTER WITH 50 DOLLARS?
Fred: What was the matter with 10 dollars?

"Look what happened to your washing machine!" This was Lucy's response to the Mertzes when they and the Ricardos were playing tug of war on the balcony w/the washer because there was an argument over who actually owned the machine at that point. When it fell over the edge, Lucy decided it was the Mertzes washer.