Since my washing machine had broke, we had to go to the laundromat last week. There was this guy who was washing his laundry as well. It looked like he had is celular phone attached to his ears. He was walking funny. He had breath like tobacco and had really long nails. He looked like Uncle Augustus. He seemed to be wearing unclean clothes and was talking funny and being ********...

He was even talking while washing. LoL