Who do you like better

Potsie was funnier to me.

Originally posted by qbp54321
Potsie was funnier to me.

Them thar's fightin' words! :boxing:

Just kidding. :) Actually, we recently did this thread. I'll vote anyway. I love 'em both, but I L:eyes: VE Ralph.

Originally posted by Tuscadero

I love 'em both, but I L:eyes: VE Ralph.

I realized about you feelings for Ralph a while ago...

Ra............POTSIE!

Originally posted by qbp54321


I realized about you feelings for Ralph a while ago...

:lol:

I thought I was coy?! *bats eyelashes*

Both. :D

Originally posted by Tuscadero


:lol:

I thought I was coy?! *bats eyelashes*



Awwww......Of course you are Tuscadero. I mean, the fact that you snatched his pants, then lept onto him int the middle of the parking lot at Arnold's never gave away a thing. I never would have known you had feelings for him.....:D

It was only a guess...

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




Awwww......Of course you are Tuscadero. I mean, the fact that you snatched his pants, then lept onto him int the middle of the parking lot at Arnold's never gave away a thing. I never would have known you had feelings for him.....:D

Erm...good. *Puts paper bag over head*

(Now if only he'd notice...:()

Oh, that's sad. LOL.

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Erm...good. *Puts paper bag over head*

(Now if only he'd notice...:()

Oh, that's sad. LOL.

Yeah, that is pretty sad...

For sheer comedy, Ralphie was the funniest on the whole show. Like the one where they got locked in Howard's vault and Ralphie talked to the dummies and then froze up like he was one of them. And whenever he'd let out that frightened yelp of his. Hilarious!

Ralph was funny. Besides... I LOVE HIM!:eyes:

I prefer potsie myself

I love Potsie. God only knows how much I do. And you all know I do too (look at my signature!!), but I can't pick one or the other. I mean, they're both irreplacable. So, I'll stop myself at not voting.

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Erm...good. *Puts paper bag over head*

(Now if only he'd notice...:()

Oh, that's sad. LOL.



But, at least you didn't move into his apartment without his permission...spy on and sabatoge all his dates.....and threaten all his chicks. :lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




But, at least you didn't move into his apartment without his permission...spy on and sabatoge all his dates.....and threaten all his chicks. :lol:

CG, he didn't have any chicks. :lol:

You do have a good point there, though.

*Holds up Ralph's pants* Now what am I supposed to do with these?!

Originally posted by Tuscadero


CG, he didn't have any chicks. :lol:

You do have a good point there, though.

*Holds up Ralph's pants* Now what am I supposed to do with these?!


Well....hmmmm.....he had Kim, but after one date with Ralph she must have become so traumatized that she developed a severe case of amnesia, changed her name and identity, and moved on to Richie.


*looks at the pants* You're clever, I'm sure you'll come up with something. ;)

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Well....hmmmm.....he had Kim, but after one date with Ralph she must have become so traumatized that she developed a severe case of amnesia, changed her name and identity, and moved on to Richie.


*looks at the pants* You're clever, I'm sure you'll come up with something. ;)

Now, if I had the man but *not* the pants...I could be very creative. ;)

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Now, if I had the man but *not* the pants...I could be very creative. ;)


Oh! Okies, I'll trade you one Ralph Malph without pants for one pair of pants.... :D

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Oh! Okies, I'll trade you one Ralph Malph without pants for one pair of pants.... :D

Ok! Is this a fair trade? And where'd you get him from anyway?

*Hands over pants*

Now gimme! :lol: PLEASE?

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Ok! Is this a fair trade? And where'd you get him from anyway?

*Hands over pants*

Now gimme! :lol: PLEASE?


Oh, yeah! Definitely a fair trade, Fonzie was starting to get suspicious-- wondering why I was keeping a Ralph around the house without any pants.

How'd I get him? Loooonnngggg story. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. ;) Nah, but you'd never believe me if I told you the story behind that.:lol:




Here you go, one Ralph Malph.....*hands over Ralph*

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Oh, yeah! Definitely a fair trade, Fonzie was starting to get suspicious-- wondering why I was keeping a Ralph around the house without any pants.

How'd I get him? Loooonnngggg story. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. ;) Nah, but you'd never believe me if I told you the story behind that.:lol:

Here you go, one Ralph Malph.....*hands over Ralph*

Thank you! Ooh, my very own pants-less Ralph Malph! Now what ever will I do with him?!

I can just see Fonzie coming down to breakfast and finding Ralph without any pants.

Fonz: *Calling* CG! Baby....Do you want eggs or--AAAAYYY!

*Sees Ralph standing in the kitchen wearing underwear and a shirt*

Ralph: H--Hi Fonz. *blushes*

Fonz: This is disgusting! *Covering eyes* Malph...what are you doing in here? And where are your pants!?

Ralph: Tuscadero has them.

Fonz: *Still covering eyes* You know what? I don't want to know.

Ralph: Ok...

Fonz: OUT! OUT! OUT!

*TWO DAYS LATER*

*Ralph is sitting on the couch eating popcorn, watching a football game sans pants. Fonzie walks into the room. CG is sitting on the couch reading, next to Ralph*

Fonz: *to Ralph* You still here?

Ralph: *Nodding, in between bites of popcorn* Yup. Could you hand me the remote?

Fonz: YOU HAVE NO PANTS!

CG: *with face in book* Fonz, could you lower your voice, it's distracting my reading.

Ralph: Yeah, and could you get me a soda when you go back into the kitchen?

Fonz: *Ready to kill Ralph* CG, don't you find that a little strange?

CG: No, I like this book...not strange at all, honey.

Fonz: I meant Malph in his underwear!

CG: *Nonchantly looking up* Oh...nope. *Goes back to book*

Fonz: *Walking out of the room* I'm goin' NUTSO HERE!

*Phone rings*

Fonz: *Disgusted* I'll get it. Hello? Hey....yeah he is...yeah she does. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY!? You want him back? Uh huh...ok, no problem. *Hangs up the phone and walks into the living room*

That was Tuscadero on the phone. She said that she's ready to trade the pants for Ralph, whatever *that* means.

CG: Oh, ok. I'll call her back later. Thanks, Fonz.

Fonz: CG, I love you...but you are such a strange lady! WHOA!

right...

Originally posted by qbp54321
right...

Ok, so maybe that was a little weird...

Sorry. :)

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Thank you! Ooh, my very own pants-less Ralph Malph! Now what ever will I do with him?!

I can just see Fonzie coming down to breakfast and finding Ralph without any pants.

Fonz: *Calling* CG! Baby....Do you want eggs or--AAAAYYY!

*Sees Ralph standing in the kitchen wearing underwear and a shirt*

Ralph: H--Hi Fonz. *blushes*

Fonz: This is disgusting! *Covering eyes* Malph...what are you doing in here? And where are your pants!?

Ralph: Tuscadero has them.

Fonz: *Still covering eyes* You know what? I don't want to know.

Ralph: Ok...

Fonz: OUT! OUT! OUT!

*TWO DAYS LATER*

*Ralph is sitting on the couch eating popcorn, watching a football game sans pants. Fonzie walks into the room. CG is sitting on the couch reading, next to Ralph*

Fonz: *to Ralph* You still here?

Ralph: *Nodding, in between bites of popcorn* Yup. Could you hand me the remote?

Fonz: YOU HAVE NO PANTS!

CG: *with face in book* Fonz, could you lower your voice, it's distracting my reading.

Ralph: Yeah, and could you get me a soda when you go back into the kitchen?

Fonz: *Ready to kill Ralph* CG, don't you find that a little strange?

CG: No, I like this book...not strange at all, honey.

Fonz: I meant Malph in his underwear!

CG: *Nonchantly looking up* Oh...nope. *Goes back to book*

Fonz: *Walking out of the room* I'm goin' NUTSO HERE!

*Phone rings*

Fonz: *Disgusted* I'll get it. Hello? Hey....yeah he is...yeah she does. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY!? You want him back? Uh huh...ok, no problem. *Hangs up the phone and walks into the living room*

That was Tuscadero on the phone. She said that she's ready to trade the pants for Ralph, whatever *that* means.

CG: Oh, ok. I'll call her back later. Thanks, Fonz.

Fonz: CG, I love you...but you are such a strange lady! WHOA!



I have never laughed so hard in my life! :rotflmao:

Hey Tuscadero, I stole all of Ralph's hair. Now he's bald!:eek: :cool: :p :lol: :happyface :wave: :talk: :rolleyes: Just like the smilies.

Originally posted by qbp54321
Hey Tuscadero, I stole all of Ralph's hair. Now he's bald!:eek: :cool: :p :lol: :happyface :wave: :talk: :rolleyes: Just like the smilies.


:rolleyes:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




I have never laughed so hard in my life! :rotflmao:

:lol: I can visualize it so easily (which is kind of frightening)! :)

Originally posted by qbp54321
Hey Tuscadero, I stole all of Ralph's hair. Now he's bald!:eek: :cool: :p :lol: :happyface :wave: :talk: :rolleyes: Just like the smilies.

I hope it wasn't Ralph circa 1980...that's a lot of hair, and probably quite a difficult job! ;)

Originally posted by Tuscadero


I hope it wasn't Ralph circa 1980...that's a lot of hair, and probably quite a difficult job! ;)

Sure was hard. Darn curly hair

Ralph!!!!!!!!!:D

Originally posted by qbp54321


Sure was hard. Darn curly hair

So uh...what'd you do with it? I mean, not like I want it or anything....;)

I cant really say I mean I loved both of them its hard to chooose

I was gonna send it to Fonzie, but if you change your mind about not wanting it...

Originally posted by qbp54321
I was gonna send it to Fonzie, but if you change your mind about not wanting it...

:lol: Send it to me in a brown paper wrapping, so nobody can figure out what it is and think I'm a weirdo. Thanks.

Originally posted by Tuscadero


:lol: Send it to me in a brown paper wrapping, so nobody can figure out what it is and think I'm a weirdo. Thanks.

They only need to not THINK your weird. They might know the truth but they won't think your weird.

Anyway, would you like his hair in paper or plastic?

Originally posted by qbp54321


They only need to not THINK your weird. They might know the truth but they won't think your weird.

Anyway, would you like his hair in paper or plastic?

:lol:

Paper. And can you double-bag it? I don't want anything to happen to it on it's way to me.

Originally posted by Tuscadero


:lol:

Paper. And can you double-bag it? I don't want anything to happen to it on it's way to me.

Watch out. I heard Potsie is out to stop any Body Part or Clothing of Ralph's being sent via U.S. Mail

Originally posted by qbp54321


Watch out. I heard Potsie is out to stop any Body Part or Clothing of Ralph's being sent via U.S. Mail

Wait a minute...can you send body parts through the U.S. Mail? Might have to UPS it! :)

Originally posted by Tuscadero


Wait a minute...can you send body parts through the U.S. Mail? Might have to UPS it! :)

You got it!:ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo:

:eek4:Hey now, hey now! What's with all this splicing and dicing of Ralphie?! Malphs are people too, you know!! :p


There will be no disecting of Malphs while I'm around....:nonono:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
:eek4:Hey now, hey now! What's with all this splicing and dicing of Ralphie?! Malphs are people too, you know!! :p


There will be no disecting of Malphs while I'm around....:nonono:

It did sound like that's what we were doing...but no, I'd like the Malph, the whole Malph, and nothing but the Malph.

Which might make it kind of difficult to him ship via UPS. Hmmm...

Originally posted by Tuscadero


It did sound like that's what we were doing...but no, I'd like the Malph, the whole Malph, and nothing but the Malph.

Which might make it kind of difficult to him ship via UPS. Hmmm...


Well, just make sure there are plenty of air holes in that box you're going to ship him in. And remember no food or drink 24 hours prior to shipping him.


Just call me the Malph Cop. Working hard to keep neighborhoods safe for all of the Malphs.

And please make sure your Malph is clean.



OK, I seriously have to go to bed. I'm working tonight.

Have fun sleeping!:crazy: :happyface :eek: :mad: :p :confused: :cool: :o :D :ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo::ufo:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Well, just make sure there are plenty of air holes in that box you're going to ship him in. And remember no food or drink 24 hours prior to shipping him.


Just call me the Malph Cop. Working hard to keep neighborhoods safe for all of the Malphs.

:lol:

CG, you kill me!

How long should I allow for delivery!? *I'm like a kid at Christmas*

I have to get to studying--I've got an exam first thing tomorrow morning, and I'm working on Sunday morning.

Both

I don't think it's hard to see who I voted for....


:lol:

Either one's better. They remind me of Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis.

Ralph was funnier, but Potsie was OK, but he could be "such a Potsie."

I liked Potsie better because he was better looking.
As for being funny, they were both funny in their own way.

potsie!!!