ok, I don't think there has been a post like this...but post funny things people have written in your yearbook...ill post mine later

"Greg, remember Washington? What fun times. Just joking. Stay clean. Your best friend, Osama Bin Laden."

"Greg. Hi. Adios. Oh also stay away from Tamar forever or you will burn in spanish hell with taco salad."

"Hola, Como estas. I no English. Channel 1 News isn't cool. B.J."

"Bull ****"

"Greg...summer...is good."

"Hey Greg, Have a good summer. X Box is better. Tamar is a ****ing ******. Justin"

"Greg, how is you. Ahhh...always remember cats will eventually need food and water. And stay away from, kids with four foot long hair that think they're scary, heards of wild beavers, and macaroni and cheese. Anyway, the point is, Keep on Truckin. Jeff. P.S. The beavers killed Jeremey, remember? Herds of beavers can be really violent, so stay away."

"Hey Gerg, poop on a stick"

"What up dog? You the man, man. Stay cool, cool cat."



Most of these are inside jokes and they are really funny once you get them. :p

OO!! I love reading yearbook messages!! LOl. Ill put all mine up after. Oh God, Ill just do my senior messages. Ill do my jr. and 10th tomorrow.. oh hell no Ill do 'em tonite!! *goes yearbook crazy*

Heres one lil quote:
"No one to listen moan, yell n slap people's asses on a daily basis."- Rebecca

Hi Chris-
This year went by so fast.I remember at the begining od the year you wee so quiet and now you talk a mile a minute! Have Fun next year! -A

Hey Chris! Well What do I write! I have a whole summer withour the headache of high speed talking LOL J/K well have a good summer! bye :p -S

Heya Chris!!!
Over the summer im gonna train you to be un-nice lol..........

Meangya, well, I cant find my jr. yrbook tonite.. so Ill just do the best of sophomore and senior.

10th-
Crystal- Its been a great yr. becoming friends with you! So many memories from this year. $1 dolla, $1 dolla, the van, $250 shirts @ Macy*s! I mean, what else can I say- we've had some fun this year. And next yr. Mr Scott is going to be gone. :( What are we going to do without him? Hehe. We'll have to move on J/K! Next year Macho Man & Hot Stuff!! Oh yah I get to be Donna Summer!! Yippie! How much is that doggie in the window? Roof Roof. So many memories and not enough time. Geometry class with Mr.Hill... boy was that a nightmare. :) Maybe next year we'll be in the same geometry class again... wouldnt that be fun! We'll have a great summer and dont forget to call me b/c Im going to be a cripple and am going to need someone to talk to. Love ya hun. -Kim.
*Then she drew me as a cheerleader with whips and handcuffs....:blush:

Hey Crystal, Whats up? NMH!! Never forgetta ya, especially in Mr. Lewis's class. You were funny! Well, have a great summer. PS- DO THE DANCE!! -Cassandra

Crystal- Well, what a year! Im happy we became better friends. Your bday party was fun, u should see the pics I got. Did you use the motion lotion? I bet you did- :p. Never forget all of your sexy men- your macho man, my abuser (getting thrown out of a window). Me talking to your man and saying youre whacked. All of our dirty poems in geometry, and not paying attention. "SAVE THE ANTS!!" Your man walking by @ lunch and barking @ him. Him coming into my class, "IM SO SORE!" all of his... haircuts! Even though u drove me insane talking and liking him (I have NO idea why) Its been awesome. -Melissa

Hey Crystal, you are soooo... you. But I still love you. We had so much fun this year. And you even learned to work the streets of NYC by yourself. My baby is growing up. :( -Catherine

Hey Crystal, Im bored. I hope this summer is better this time. Im sure it will be if youre around. LOl JK. Well its been fun. I love Mr. D -Desiree

Hey Crystal! Hehe so ya gonna miss PScott over the summer? I know you will you bad girl!! I know youll be seeing the Big Bad Wolf Christian over the summer to slide his angle into your midpoint. Hehe I love ya!- Erica

Hmm... Amanda didnt sign my sophomore message!!

mine are pretty weird...so dont ask

hope you can remember your last name before next yr!I dont know who this girl is who fainted on the floor, but i hope she ok. Our musical shall prevail! Keep dancin' love ya, Lizardbath

You're so crazy, but cool, dont ever change. You did great in that Shakespeare thing, you have a good voice. HAGS, call me when you get back from Avalon.

Word up Lines Kaye, Just to let ya know, Ill be spending the summer in your pool.
Just one of the guys.....kidding!

Cara, This year has gone so fast and I hope next yr is great for you- you deserve it. Never forget Halloween (not hoop earrings stupid!), Atlantic City (can i gamble?), movie nights, your "a3 night stand", indoor picnics, Fresno, and prom (you were beautiful). Miss you millions Scar, and I know, I know, keep in touch or else. Damn, threatened by a shrimp again!

Caroline, another bomb threat this year is insane. Only 2 more to go! Its gone so fast! Things to remember:
~Hemeolo and LaBamba
~Overnight bus ride....ehem...
~Bad Neighbors, Good Neighbors, and CUTE Neighbors~Charlene and her Chateau
~birds!
~JAESPACE
~you...you...FLIRT
~the stuck sheep called your name, not mine!
~trapdoors and the fife and drum corps
you're a red dye junkie and now you have dealers...what are we going to do w/ you girl! But I'd never diss a pris! LYLAS Have a great summer, watch plenty of your tv land and old movies- dont do anything I wouldnt do!

Hey! They were just checkin' out the inventory! (and i know you dont have inventory! maybe next yr...) Would you care for a dick-tac? Ill miss my Little British Exchange Student while Im on vacation- write! And watch it w/ those military school cadets- theyre obsessive. Bucks county babes forever. love ya


type some more later..

Yah, Im only posting the good ones. Some of them are... so..boring. "Have a great summer"- Tito" Blah blah blah..
Senior Yr.:(

Hiya Crystal. Remember all those years of trying to trap the leprachaun? and screaming @ Mr.Scott hahaha, and tripping all those guys LOl. Its been great. -Desiree

Whoazah!
Minga kid! (Its MEANGYA! LOl) Polcaris was awesome and trying to make out with you was even better. You touched every part of me as a friend, companion, and a blasted lover. Haha. Ill see you soon, whether it be in the next months or years... there is always a time to catch up on things. Honestly, what would the world be without you and Amanda? You are a beautiful person, remember this, and remember that whatever you want to do, you have the excellence to do it. I love you! -Sam

Crystalium! Way to be freaking amazing! I love you toots!! Ill miss you however long we will happen to be apart. I lover you. Im still jealous you met the AMW guy! -Jeannie

Crystal- Remember world studies sophomore year. Those were some good times. Thanks for always brightening my day by barking @ me in the hallway. High School wouldve have been the same without you. I wish you the best of luck after graduation. -Dawn

Crystal- You are awesome. I hope you have a great life! Please dont forget me or lose touch! PS- STOP USING MY CORNER!! MY BUSINESS!!- Angela

Crystal- Hey its finally here in less than 2 weeks we're gonna graduate high school.. then you can go full time @ Shaws! LOl. JK. Unless you wanna be the "cool kid"... going bowling for your birthdays. NSYNC- OMG they were so close but me and Amanda ar stupid and took the pics of the same thing and ran out of film after the 3rd song haha. PScott and all your other scary fascinations with teachers... n how its all over- no one to listen to moan, yell, n slap peopples asses on a daily basis! LOl. Keep in touch!- Rebecca

Crystal- Its been a fun 4 years. Strange, but fun! Always remember Pscott and Conan. You are a great and funny person, Im really gonna miss you next year.- Megan

Crystal- Oh my! Where to start?!?!? SO so so many memories! Math class, many poems that meant so much, the plant that you killed, the coffee cup full of water, and the babboon as our teacher. Your lovely bday parties! Conan OBrien and PScott.. need I say more about those two? New York City... gettin off, gettin off, 1 dolla, 1 dolla, one dollar sex positions, glass elevator, pics of the strip club and the NYC pigeons. Anyway, you better keep in touch with me and we better get to the Monkees! Ahh!!! 2OO2!- Kim

Troll/Cack- Que pasa dogger? I wanna punch you in the face when you growl but the atomic clapping and cackling are aight. And dont crack your back either. Well have a good life- see ya @ Wal*Mart, Cackle. Peace- Bo Derek

Crystal- We've been homies since middle school. You have more Taco Bell dogs than anyone I know. You & Amanda are crazy, but fun. Im going to miss joking with you. I bet you are going to stalk Conan O'Brien huh?- Catherine

Crystal- It has been an adventure getting to know you! And just think how it got started back freshman year @ KMart. NYC baby. Best times were spent in NYC... Remember PScott, Oh God-- are we going to remember all this when we're old, gray, and approaching 30??? NYC- what can I say about that? Gettin off, gettin off Hehe. Its so hard to believe that we've going to be graduating so soon. I never thought we would finally see this day! At the risk of sounding sappy, whenever I think of NYC, I will always think of you and the awesome times weve had. I never knew that I would have a best friend all through high school. And I am so happy that we've remained so close. I know that we'll always be friends and that means so much to me. I love you girl! Just Remember: When life gets tough or something is bothering you, just say MEANGYA!!! Works for me. -Amanda

Oh meangya, I STILL cant find my junior yearbook. Now Im pissed. *rips out hair*

This is my favorite. From 1997:

"Brad,
You're such a stallion! I'm sorry John Lennon is dead and Paul McCartney is married (worse than dead if you ask me) otherwise you could be really happy! Just jokin', you!"

"Ha ha, I signed your crack" - (that's the crack of the BOOK, people.)
"MOO!" - took up a whole page.

That's about it. I have boring friends.

I didn't get anyone to write in my yearbook - I wanted to keep it in perfect condition. On my last day of school I got everyone to write on my shirt. I still have the shirt and it is one of my most prized possessions. It was originally white but now it's completely covered in black marker pen. Here's some of the best things people wrote on it -

* "May your batteries never run out!" - Marco
* "God made the rivers, God made the lakes, God made Lorna, Well we all make mistakes!" - Katie
* "Love/look at/enjoy men (yeah right!!)" - Kirsty
* "You will learn to love the Bee-Gees!" - Penfold
* "When you're famous give me backstage passes!" - Christina
* "Thanks for all the childhood stories you broadcast. Love ya!" - Pamela
* "Elvis lives and so do midgets!" - Michelle
* "Always eat your peas or I'll come for ya!!" - Pamela M.
* "Minimalism rules OK" - Mrs. Brown
* "Dearest Mossopp, enjoy life (esp. the young, alcoholic part). Remember - CONSUMATE EVERY RELATIONSHIP!!!!! I love you - I am the Queen of Cheese!!" - Gill
* "Beware of the paper-eating beetles!" - Laura
* "Shoes taste yummy!" - Ally

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48
"Ha ha, I signed your crack" - (that's the crack of the BOOK, people.)


I never found that funny. People did that to me every year.

This reminds me - I wrote an article in my high school newspaper about common yearbook signatures and their real meanings. I'll have to dig it up so I can post it here.

i dug out my 7th grade yrbook...this should be good for some laughs...

Caroline, Hi! Hope you have the best summer ever- sorry I had to miss your party. The musical was phat- your hair! god I will never forget when that straightener exploded! that could only happen to us! I think its a sign that you're hair is so pretty when you leave it alone- do that this summer! Like you'll listen to me, MULE! (just kidding, i know im a nag...haha) See ya in 8th! Love ya
PS- suga (bump bump bump bump bump bump)
PSS- Baby, now that I found you I cant let u go...
PSSS- My boyfriends back...
blah blah! LYLAS!

Lines, hey there girl! your party rocked, hope ill cya this summer. Gene is obsessed w/ you! I am HYPER!!!!! (remember your spaz attack at the beach! no he wasnt a fisherman!!! you're insane!) love ya lots darlin'

Hey Caroline, God it took you long enough to give this to me! (just kidding!) I hope you survived this year sitting next to me! Miss you in history class next yr- your impression of Ms. Skibbe is so funny! the lock-in!! remember that? we really should play Vegas... =) I cant wait to see you next yr, we'll finally be 8th graders!

Yo Shirl,
We've gotta start that again this summer. The signs STILL on my wall- I still dont know how you climbed the wall... Hey, L&S forever! HAGS, Verne

Carabelle, this year was the best- never forget the Holiday Dance, the zookeeper, morphing mermaids, butter, and always remember to "follow the dark bald man." What am I? A few tacos short? Got to love your comebacks. I had a great time at your pool party- hope you have an awesome summer. WEAR SUN BLOCK!!!! kit ok? LYLAS

I hafta find 'em first!!!

more from last yr:

Caroline, chem was interesting....ha yeah right! Having "chem snack" and watching your lab parteners try to set you on fire! (if I put a match in a beaker...what will happen? its ok, your entitled to a blonde moment even if your hair is BLACK) Hope we arent too close to the stage next yr for pit- flowers and confetti in the stands rocked but other things (shoes, books, people, etc) were frightening! PS- the clouds at night at the MB things are pretty... see ya then! have fun and relax for once! love always... PS- TOCO TOCO TOCO! TOGA?


and chris- its happy girl... *gags*

hiiiiiii Charlene Scarlett Shirley Adams CARA! God I cant keep up w/ your identities!! You schitzo! =) hahaha, but the french maid thing is soo cute babes! parlez-vous? feather dusters!! And you and Dave were adorable as anything w/ all that civil war schtuff!!! (dont hurt me for that!) this year just floo by! and it was loads o fun- we gotta have tons and tons of parteez this summa- i love your pool!!! =) Maybe we can go to that place at the beach again...that was too much fun! (maybe you'll have that summer in the city song out of your head by then!! hahaha!) dont forget homecoming- funfunfun! sassin it up w/ your 8 dates, hehehe! =) tea parties rock! we've had a blast and ill cya sooooon! *huggles and HAGSgles* peace out chica! love ewe!

:rolleyes:

No one ever wrote anything really funny in my yearbooks. Just the same old stuff, Good luck in the future, Hope to see you next year, Have a great summer Etc..etc......

well, in 8th grade my friend couldn't think of anything to write so she wrote "girls have boobies, boys have penises. do you know which one you have?" (something like that)

:D

i pissed on your house at mal's party-josh sabo

cara, your gay, always make sure you have 2 socks on i hope you get rid of that disease (poison ivy)- heather

hey bouey, remember alla our adventures geez we had alot. The Glitter Ambulance will never die softballs gonna be fun w/ moonshine leading the team- paulette

cara, hey puppy im sorry for the pop fight, for making fun of eddberrte and for doubting you for unknown reasons but anyways have a great summer heres my # but keep it on the low low here it is 555 5555 dont tell anyone well cya in 5 minutes - abby

carada- ayy! moonshine #10 we're the heart of the team and we're gonna beat union finnley today well have a fun summer even though im probably going to see you haha not funny go colecchis dont forget moonshine 11 poly moonshine 7 myself- jessie

hey cara hows day? peachy c you later- kristy zalac

cara- hey la choy you know that u want him lol vote 4 cara them colored ppl down at the dairy delite were hott love mal

that was 8th grade


cara,
hey bou hope you have an awesome summer! dont 4get me and all our good tymes! like our adventure to get ron jon out of jail and our mudd wrestling and the sprinkles expedition and of course the rush war jus remember that i aam the glitter goddess sparkle sparkle your gonna miss me when your in algebra 1a and im in algebra 1lol j/p remember all our good times in math i never did get detention with you well i just took up the whole page love always - paulette

cara, hey sup dont 4get all our fun times together like dont go on the field lol and the walkie talkies on the D.C field trip. dont 4get about me even though i live next door love malory

hey cara tony the tiger loves you shh dont tell kari who i be stay the funny self that you are love george papageorgio

#1 to sign cara next year we can make fun of john and jimmy because they'll be in our homeroom- puerterican pat

sup cara how far along are u anyway how many are comming out whats the date again- david tomcik

give me my money back - justin shiply

bust a cap in your head man- eric roshon

im the clown that came to town and signed your yearbook upside down- anonymus

Heres one of mine from this past year, that I thought was really stupid so here goes:

Leah - Don't fall into Peer Presure and don't join a worldwide conspiracy against mailmen because mailmen have feelings too!

Yeah, dumb I know, its supposed to be a joke !:lol:

heres another one :

Hay,
Is for horses
Grass is cheap
Haw many bales
of hay do ya
want me to get ya?


I thought that this was cute!:happyface

Damn I have to go dig then outa the boxes in my closet.
:lol::lol::lol:
I'll come back when i find um

lol

Holy 4 years of school we had alot of Drama classes together I can't wait to be done high school though have a great year and do sweet stuff to your life.

Hi Hayley It's been a good 4 yrs, but it will be great when it's all over.


Sup haley hows it going oh the good times in Mr. Cherkasas math class he is such a goof anyway have a sweet year PEACE


Hello Haley So how it going? Hopefully this year will be fun. I have no class with you either. So have fun. Okay yea. have a good year. Yea. Okay probably I should stop saying yea. Okay have a good year.

Haley Hey! Our bioclass sucked last yr! Too bad we don't have any classes this semester. Good luck in life make sure to party hard.


Hey! What to say. Ketchup is not a main food group.


What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you? A pool table.


What up, All's I got's to tell ya is that you have to stay off the drugs. JUST SAY NO!

I don't know what to write.


Hey ma sexy friend! How are you? Ah man, I can't write. :(
Oh well what can you do? Well I guess I'll have to start coming to school earlier so that we can start walking in together again. It's probably not going to happen but I'll try. Well I'm running out of room.


hayley, grade 12 hey? Wow! that's a scary thought! have a great senior year.

Pretty much all inside jokes.... non that anyone here would understand.

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
"girls have boobies, boys have penises. do you know which one you have?" (something like that)

:D :lol:

Here is one from 7th grade:

Hey wassup! Nothing here but usual. Anyways... i hpe your summer is long & lastful like toliet paper. - Alyson

here is stuff from 8th grade:

hey Shannon! oldies hehe. Well, remember the tennis balls are yellow & fuzzy and Rusty dancing with the boys! On halloween the bomb is going to get us while we sing " I can't get no satisfaction"... 5 seconds later-oww! - Courtney

Shannon. hey, enjoy your bluegrass & fiddle music this summer! - Alyson

Shannon, hey it's been a pleasure carrying your instrument. - jana

Going out with you is better than a stick in the eye...put down the stick. - Scott

hey is it funny?- taylor


yeah thats about it for funny notes. Oh by the way the bluegrass music was a JOKE I hate that type of music lol

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
Oh meangya, I STILL cant find my junior yearbook. Now Im pissed. *rips out hair*
I found it! 10 days later..

Crystal- How does your sewage plants grow? Have a great summer and enjoy your senior year. -Mr.Lewis

Crystal- Have a wonderful summer and take care of that sewage plant.- Mr.Robinson

Hey Crystal! BOOTAY!! I had a great time @ your party this year. I still have my Pokemon sticker. Im glad you came to my party too. Having you on videotape is priceless. I thought it was really cool we could talk about our moms together. Remember bitches for life! -Catherine

Crystal- What can I say, you are one of a kind. You are so funny, and have such a wonderful smile, I will always remember MIMI during spirit week. Have a great summer... see you next year. You and Amanda made spanish quite interesting this year. -Roberto

Crystal- Im an ex-Timberlane child but I still wanted to write 2 u! I love you! Porn * babay! Stay a freek wit a mustache. Love ya always! -Becky

--Becky!!! Come back to the boards!!! And no, I dont have a mustache! LOl--

Hey Crystal baby whats up? Its so sad only having you keep me entertained in only one class this year. Math's just no fun without you! NYC with you last year..oh yeah! Birthday party this year. Boy do you suck @ bowling! Mr. Hill. Oh year hes a sexy one! Yeah right! I still want his coffee mug! Then I can water my cool houseplants! Nice poems! Whips and chains! I burnt down your whore house! Hahaha! My dad Mr.Buzz Lightyear. LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!!!! Love ya Babe, Kim.
You're sexy and sleak
and so unique
so jump into bed
and give Mr. Hill ----!

Hey Crystal. Hey baby! This was a fun year.:) Not as good as when I screamed in Mr.Scotts face but Im thinking of a few good end of year things;). Always remember these quotes: Timmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!! Ribula, Sexy lady, Growwwwl! and WOMAN! Mr.Devany! Daaaaamn I want that star. Well Im glad I got to spend another fun year. Hopefully next year we'll see eachother more. Love always, Desiree.
Always keep in touch.<--haha