View Full Version : My first Annual "Stuff My Girlfriend Left Behind Sale."
I've spent the afternoon purging the physical evidence of my ex-galpal from my apartment. I have a bunch of items that must go:
1 pair striped socks - I was told they were very "toasty."
1 Sterling silver bracelet with amethyst ornaments. I think I can get store credit for this.
1 set of Chocolate Body Paint, assorted flavors - Don't ask.
2 Audio "mix tapes" with various songs. Word of advice to the girls out there, don't give you're boyfriend a mix tape. We don't have any idea what to do with them.
1 Busch Gardens shot glass with her name on it. Nothing says I love you like a crappy souvenier from a theme park.
1 DVD copy of "The Cutting Edge." I love this movie, but I can't watch it anymore...It's just too...painful...:rolleyes:
1 jar of Stiles Apiaries 100% Honey - Again, don't ask.
1 plaid shirt from J Crew, blue size XL worn by her when she stayed at my place. It's one of my favorite shirts, but I won't wear it again and make my other shirts angry.
And, 1 pair Victoria's Secret black lace cotton...Ya know I think I'll hang on to those...
There are a few miscelleneous photos of a personal nature, but I'll keep those as well. At least until I get the websight up and running.
Let the bidding begin!
;)
fr00ti 03-09-2003, 04:42 PM Originally posted by TJL
1 set of Chocolate Body Paint, assorted flavors - Don't ask.
I'll bid 5 bucks! :rotflmao: :lol:
*PinkLady* 03-09-2003, 04:42 PM I'll bid on the Chocolate Body Paint, only because I've never heard of that before. How 'bout $10?
I'll need to see some I.D. for any bids on the Chocolate Body Paint.
;)
Faith 03-09-2003, 04:48 PM 25 bucks for the Chocolate Body Paint... I got ID.
*PinkLady* 03-09-2003, 04:52 PM Originally posted by TJL
I'll need to see some I.D. for any bids on the Chocolate Body Paint.
;)
Bad rule. :thumbsdow
Do I need ID for the striped socks and J Crew shirt? I'll give you 25 bucks for both.
fr00ti 03-09-2003, 04:55 PM Originally posted by TJL
I'll need to see some I.D. for any bids on the Chocolate Body Paint.
;)
:lol:
Czas na Zywiec 03-09-2003, 04:56 PM $55 for the Chocolate Body Paint, here's my ID.
Name: Original Prankster
Address: 813 Prankster Ln. Colorado, CO 80000-0000
Age: 21 and over
Status: Very Mature
:D
Kay Scarpetta 03-09-2003, 05:06 PM Originally posted by TJL
1 Sterling silver bracelet with amethyst ornaments. I think I can get store credit for this.
Wait are you serious on this bidding thing or am I just one gullable girl...?
How much you want for the bracelet? Amethyst's are my favorite...
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 05:15 PM Originally posted by TJL
1 set of Chocolate Body Paint, assorted flavors - Don't ask.
;)
JS2686 (4:04:04 PM): what would some purposes of chocolate body paint?
SarcasticSrta (4:10:19 PM): make sex more erotic
:liplick:
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 05:15 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
$55 for the Chocolate Body Paint, here's my ID.
Name: Original Prankster
Address: 813 Prankster Ln. Colorado, CO 80000-0000
Age: 21 and over
Status: Very Mature
:D :lol:
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 05:15 PM Originally posted by TJL
I'll need to see some I.D. for any bids on the Chocolate Body Paint.
;) Ha..... um no.
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 05:16 PM Originally posted by TJL
And, 1 pair Victoria's Secret black lace cotton...Ya know I think I'll hang on to those...
;)
:lol: Got a fetish we don't know about?
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 05:16 PM Originally posted by TJL
There are a few miscelleneous photos of a personal nature, but I'll keep those as well. At least until I get the websight up and running.
;) :grineyes:
:nonono:
Originally posted by Miss Karly
Wait are you serious on this bidding thing or am I just one gullable girl...?
How much you want for the bracelet? Amethyst's are my favorite...
Sorry, the bracelet is going back to the store. The Mix tapes are still up for grabs...
;)
Kay Scarpetta 03-09-2003, 05:22 PM Originally posted by TJL
Sorry, the bracelet is going back to the store. The Mix tapes are still up for grabs...
;)
Ahhhhhhh! Nooooooo! :crying: :faint:
Central Perk 03-09-2003, 05:26 PM Originally posted by TJL
Sorry, the bracelet is going back to the store. The Mix tapes are still up for grabs...
;)
What songs are on them? And are dark chocolate and peanutbutter some of the assorted flavors for the body paint, because if they are I'll give you $60 for the mixed tapes and body paint.
Mossopp 03-09-2003, 05:46 PM Can I have the "personal" photos?
I'll give you 10 quid for 'em! :lol:
pandora_spocks 03-09-2003, 05:49 PM I'll look at an erotic store online and buy my own chocolate body paint. ;) :lol:
Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
What songs are on them? And are dark chocolate and peanutbutter some of the assorted flavors for the body paint, because if they are I'll give you $60 for the mixed tapes and body paint.
The flavors are the following:
Midnight Mocha
Wild Cherry
Espresso Dream
Original Sin Chocolate
Red Raspberry
I think I'll pour them all together and make one big chocolate shake.
;)
White_Daisy 03-09-2003, 06:24 PM Originally posted by TJL
Sorry, the bracelet is going back to the store. The Mix tapes are still up for grabs...
;)
What's on them?
White_Daisy 03-09-2003, 06:25 PM Originally posted by TJL
The flavors are the following:
Midnight Mocha
Wild Cherry
Espresso Dream
Original Sin Chocolate
Red Raspberry
I think I'll pour them all together and make one big chocolate shake.
;)
Aw, shucks....I love raspberry chocolate...but I think I'll just go to the store and buy some chocolate.
Originally posted by White_Daisy
What's on them?
Oh, songs about love and feelings and stuff.
Not a single Van Halen song in the bunch!
:lol:
White_Daisy 03-09-2003, 07:33 PM Originally posted by TJL
Oh, songs about love and feelings and stuff.
Not a single Van Halen song in the bunch!
:lol:
Oh :barf:
But I went through one of those phases when every song about love made me feel sentimental and my boyfriend was ready to chuck LiteFM out the window.
#1_Nancy_McKeon 03-09-2003, 07:40 PM Originally posted by TJL
1 set of Chocolate Body Paint, assorted flavors - Don't ask.
Aww, only one set? lol You have body paint, but no 'motion lotion' oils? Well....at least none you're trying to sell, right? LOL. They're body heat activated. They come in many flavors. Pina Colada, Chocolate, Raspberry Champagne, Vanilla, Strawberry, etc....... haha...
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 07:51 PM Originally posted by Mossopp
Can I have the "personal" photos?
I'll give you 10 quid for 'em! :lol: :lol:
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 07:51 PM Originally posted by pandora_spocks
I'll look at an erotic store online and buy my own chocolate body paint. ;) :lol: :grineyes:
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 07:52 PM Originally posted by TJL
The flavors are the following:
Midnight Mocha
Wild Cherry
Espresso Dream
Original Sin Chocolate
Red Raspberry
I think I'll pour them all together and make one big chocolate shake.
;) Mmmm yummy. :p
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 07:53 PM Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Aww, only one set? lol You have body paint, but no 'motion lotion' oils? Well....at least none you're trying to sell, right? LOL. They're body heat activated. They come in many flavors. Pina Colada, Chocolate, Raspberry Champagne, Vanilla, Strawberry, etc....... haha... Uh.... Miranda?
Kay Scarpetta 03-09-2003, 08:26 PM Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Aww, only one set? lol You have body paint, but no 'motion lotion' oils? Well....at least none you're trying to sell, right? LOL. They're body heat activated. They come in many flavors. Pina Colada, Chocolate, Raspberry Champagne, Vanilla, Strawberry, etc....... haha...
Oh I know what you're talking about!! They sell those in the very back of Spencers... don't ask how I know (it's not what you think) but the Raspberry Champagne and Vanilla taste really good...
Babes_Cat 03-09-2003, 08:40 PM Originally posted by Miss Karly
Oh I know what you're talking about!! They sell those in the very back of Spencers... don't ask how I know (it's not what you think) but the Raspberry Champagne and Vanilla taste really good... :faint:
Sorry folks, the bidding is now over.
I want to thank all of you for participating.
The various trinkets of my torrid romance are now packed away in a shoebox in my closet, right next to my camera bag and my Pets.com sock puppet. And sorry Mossopp, the photos will remain there too.
Until next time when I hook up with another woman who will drive me up a wall and leave me with more junk, this is TJL thanking you for shopping at ISC- The Idiot Shopping Channel.
;)
TJL, have you ever considered stand up comedy?
ks
pandora_spocks 03-09-2003, 10:38 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
:grineyes:
:lol: ;)
Czas na Zywiec 03-09-2003, 10:43 PM Originally posted by TJL
Sorry folks, the bidding is now over.
I want to thank all of you for participating.
The various trinkets of my torrid romance are now packed away in a shoebox in my closet, right next to my camera bag and my Pets.com sock puppet. And sorry Mossopp, the photos will remain there too.
Until next time when I hook up with another woman who will drive me up a wall and leave me with more junk, this is TJL thanking you for shopping at ISC- The Idiot Shopping Channel.
;)
So what are you saying, you aren't accepting my bid for the ChocolateBody Pain?!? I'm outraged! This is the last time I do business with you! Come to think of it.....it's the only time I did business with you. Yea well, don't expect me to come crawling back soon! You'll need to have something spectacular to grab my attention next time. :p
Sitcomwriter 03-10-2003, 12:28 AM Sell it all on Ebay.
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yea well, don't expect me to come crawling back soon! You'll need to have something spectacular to grab my attention next time.
What a coincidence. That's what I said to her the day we broke up.
;)
Mossopp 03-10-2003, 02:35 PM Originally posted by TJL
The various trinkets of my torrid romance are now packed away in a shoebox in my closet, right next to my camera bag and my Pets.com sock puppet. And sorry Mossopp, the photos will remain there too.
Dammit!
pandora_spocks 03-10-2003, 03:35 PM Originally posted by TJL
What a coincidence. That's what I said to her the day we broke up.
;)
:rotflmao:
Czas na Zywiec 03-10-2003, 07:56 PM Originally posted by TJL
What a coincidence. That's what I said to her the day we broke up.
;)
:p
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 03:39 PM Chris.... if you get the body paint.... can I buy it off of ya? Cuz we all know you'll have no use for it. ;)
Kay Scarpetta 03-11-2003, 03:55 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Chris.... if you get the body paint.... can I buy it off of ya? Cuz we all know you'll have no use for it. ;)
Option number one would not be appropriate for me to say...
Option number two is always -coughamandacough-
Czas na Zywiec 03-11-2003, 04:23 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Chris.... if you get the body paint.... can I buy it off of ya? Cuz we all know you'll have no use for it. ;)
Just because I'm not involved now doesn't mean that I'll have no use for it in the future. I do have a life you know. Thanks a lot for inferring that I don't have one.
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Option number two is always -coughamandacough-
Ah.....no. Amanda's arleady involved with some 'Johnathan' guy, That's why she's been going to church lately.......funny how 'Nathan' appears in Johnathan. :p
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Just because I'm not involved now doesn't mean that I'll have no use for it in the future. I do have a life you know. Thanks a lot for inferring that I don't have one.
Yes, dude. I was kidding.... I was not saying that you don't have a life... *sighs* It was a joke...
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by Miss Karly
Option number one would not be appropriate for me to say...
Option number two is always -coughamandacough- :p
Please! No fighting! It reminds me too much of my ex!
*sighs*
Misty water colored memories, of the way we were...
;)
Kay Scarpetta 03-11-2003, 08:13 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Ah.....no. Amanda's arleady involved with some 'Johnathan' guy, That's why she's been going to church lately.......funny how 'Nathan' appears in Johnathan. :p
:lol: and WHY did you put "Lisa Whelchel Forever"? :smash: *dies*
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 08:20 PM Originally posted by Miss Karly
:lol: and WHY did you put "Lisa Whelchel Forever"? :smash: *dies* He originally had Babes_Cat twice.... :p
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 03-11-2003, 08:33 PM Aw damn. I missed the auction.:( PM me though if you dont get anymore offers on the bodypaint.:p
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 08:39 PM Wow...... everyone wants the paint.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 03-11-2003, 08:41 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Wow...... everyone wants the paint.
It holds a good purpose thats why!:liplick:
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 08:42 PM Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
It holds a good purpose thats why!:liplick: :rolleyes: :lol:
Czas na Zywiec 03-11-2003, 08:46 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Yes, dude. I was kidding.... I was not saying that you don't have a life... *sighs* It was a joke...
Yes dear, I know. I was going along with the joke and just didn't include the smiley. :p
Czas na Zywiec 03-11-2003, 08:48 PM Originally posted by Miss Karly
:lol: and WHY did you put "Lisa Whelchel Forever"? :smash: *dies*
To get back at that Amanda comment. :p
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 08:49 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yes dear, I know. I was going along with the joke and just didn't include the smiley. :p Grrrr, you know I dont like you at time. :p
Czas na Zywiec 03-11-2003, 08:56 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Grrrr, you know I dont like you at time. :p
:D I do my best.
Babes_Cat 03-11-2003, 08:58 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
:D I do my best. *sighs* Every time.... every time.
Pitooey 03-11-2003, 09:07 PM So TJL........... Tell us the truth...
Did you ever smell the crusty striped sock? :lol:
Originally posted by Pitooey
So TJL........... Tell us the truth...
Did you ever smell the crusty striped sock? :lol:
No! I don't need a stupid sock to remind me of her.
I have pictures...
:grineyes:
pandora_spocks 03-11-2003, 09:42 PM Gee, if everyone on here really wants the body paint I'll buy a stockfull and start selling it on this thread. ;) Anyone want to go into business with me?
Pitooey 03-12-2003, 08:19 PM :happyface :happyface :happyface :rotflmao:
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