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White_Daisy
03-04-2003, 06:20 PM
Have any of you seen the Potsie Haiku? I heard there was one, but I haven't seen it, what does it say?

Here's an HD Poem, btw

Ode to The Fonz
He's better than gold,
Silver or bronze
The love of my life,
He's known as The Fonz.

My palms are clammy
My knees turn to jelly
Just give me a minute
With Arthur Fonzarelli.

My heart swells with love
Wanna get me some play.
I get tipsy with lust
When Fonzie says, "Aaayyyyyyyy!"

When it comes to cool
He just isn't dinky
I envy the role
Of that woman Pinky.

Potsie's a dork,
The redheads are too.
So Fonz gets the chicks
-- That's nothin' new.

The jukebox is stuck
On "Head on My Shoulder".
The fist of the Fonz
Changes songs while I smolder.

-- Molly Denver

CollegeGirl
03-04-2003, 06:30 PM
:thumbsup:

YoliUSA
03-06-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by White_Daisy
Have any of you seen the Potsie Haiku? I heard there was one, but I haven't seen it, what does it say?



I saw it. It says:

"Next time Potsie sings
listen and count one blessing
his acting is worse"

White_Daisy
03-06-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by YoliUSA


I saw it. It says:

"Next time Potsie sings
listen and count one blessing
his acting is worse"

:mad: :livid: :angryfire puke: :( :rolleyes: :eek: :eek2: :eek3: :faint: :stooges:

Okay, you guys get how I feel

PS: I threw in the Stooges cause I never use them...

Chad22
03-06-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by White_Daisy


:mad: :livid: :angryfire puke: :( :rolleyes: :eek: :eek2: :eek3: :faint: :stooges:

Okay, you guys get how I feel

PS: I threw in the Stooges cause I never use them...

Every member of this board hates that commercial. :mad:

YoliUSA
03-06-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Chad Doody


Every member of this board hates that commercial. :mad:

Ditto. When I heard "his acting is worse", I got really, really :mad:

White_Daisy
03-06-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Chad Doody


Every member of this board hates that commercial. :mad:

I say we complain and make it known that Anson Williams is an excellent actor and singer. Imagine how horrible my poor Potsie must feel hearing that in his Malibu home...I think I should run over there and comfort him...;)

animalcrackers
03-07-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by White_Daisy


I say we complain and make it known that Anson Williams is an excellent actor and singer. Imagine how horrible my poor Potsie must feel hearing that in his Malibu home...I think I should run over there and comfort him...;)

I agree! I'm not happy with that commerical! :nonono: TVLand, you're, you're....... such a Potsie!

animalcrackers
03-07-2003, 08:49 AM
Oh, I forgot. WD I love your poem!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
03-07-2003, 01:36 PM
Well, the commercial did make me mad, but I am glad they made a Happy Days one! LOl.
Great poem WD!!! Lets see if I can write one..


later..LOl. I tried but eh, its just not in me today!

CollegeGirl
03-07-2003, 02:25 PM
H is for Howard, who's always in a foul mood
A is for Al-- he can kill you with his food
P is for Potise, who has lots of hearts but no brains
P is for Pinky-- the thought of her with Fonzie stabs me with pain
Y is for Yesteryear, the era of this fine show....
We've got one word underway, now only one more to go.


D is for Daphne, an expert on the drum
A is for Ashley, and her choice to leave Fonzie just screams "DUMB!"
Y is for Yowza, something Richie used to say
S is for sorrow, which we all felt on Joanie's wedding day.

Now, that was my poem of the best show ever made.
My tiny tribute to those who changed our lives in an unforgettable way.





(OK, this poem isn't that good, I admit. It took me like a whole of 15 minutes to write it.)

Chad22
03-07-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by CollegeGirl
D is for Dragons, Fonzie's old gang


Fonzie was in the Falcons :p :lol:

CollegeGirl
03-07-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Chad Doody


Fonzie was in the Falcons :p :lol:


You are right...what am I thinking? I swear whatever I'm sick with has spread to my brain! :doh:


I'll fix that. Thanks for letting me know! :D :lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
03-07-2003, 02:43 PM
I love it CG!:D :D

BBF
03-07-2003, 03:09 PM
The poem is great White Daisy!
But the haiku is terrible. All of the haiku's tv land is doing are insulting. The leave it to beaver one says
Leave it to Beaver,
And you'll be sorry you did
Boy's dumb as a stump.

I know this is the HD board, not the LITB board, but I was just showing that they're all kinda insulting.:mad:

Chad22
03-07-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan
The poem is great White Daisy!
But the haiku is terrible. All of the haiku's tv land is doing are insulting. The leave it to beaver one says
Leave it to Beaver,
And you'll be sorry you did
Boy's dumb as a stump.

I know this is the HD board, not the LITB board, but I was just showing that they're all kinda insulting.:mad:

Why Those No Good....

*Angrys Fans of all TV Land shows Mob over to TV Land's TV Studio with Burning Sticks*

BBF
03-07-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Chad Doody


Why Those No Good....

*Angrys Fans of all TV Land shows Mob over to TV Land's TV Studio with Burning Sticks*

:lol: Yeah!
*grabs haiku commercial creator..."I'll show you a HAIKU!"...busts a judo move on him*

*Walks away victorious, showing muscles*
:notworthy :lol:
Commercial guy and me