"...you'll be like that first sweet relationship she'll look back foundly on when she's on the tour bus straddling rockstars. "
--- Hyde :eek:

"If ham is Canadian bacon...then what the hell do you call bacon?"
--- Kelso :lol:

"I tell you, I like the sound of a beer church."
--- Red :cheers:

"when is it Fez turn....where is my whore"-------Fez

Leo:" I saw a UFO once man it was awesome...It just hung in the air...Then it sent me a message ..in big bright yellow letters....It told me i was gonna have a GOOD Year

Hyde:"Ahh Leo was this by chance at a football game?"

Leo:"Yeah and the weird thing is i was the only one freakin out about it..............Wait a minute GOOD YEAR....ahh it was a terrible year man.....stupid aliens."

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Kelso:"Woah! its a rager.....gimme your Brandy's"
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right now My Favorite line is from last weeks episode when Donna comes back (at the end of the show) and goes to Red "YOU'RE THE DUMBASS" that line was classic to me

then she runs out all scared:lol:
peace: but at least she got it out
of her system:)

They actually made this line into a T-shirt. I saw it on a TV website.

"The reason why bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass." - Red Forman

I love that line.

;)

Originally posted by MonarC
then she runs out all scared:lol:
peace: but at least she got it out
of her system:) I know :lol: to be honest with you i'd probably do the same thing

FEZ:
Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever!

***
Jackie: It's just a meaningless fling, okay? We can stop whenever we want.
Eric: Well, then maybe you should.
Jackie: Why do you even care?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE BREAKING UP THE BAND, YOKO!!!

***
Kitty: Sex, it's not dirty.
Red: It's not clean either.

***
Kelso: Guys! I just saw a U.F.O.!
Hyde: What a coincidence, I was just telling Fez how stupid you were.

***
Jackie: Eric, no offense, I know she's your sister, but Laurie is such a whore!
Eric: Jackie, not since the "Smokey and the Bandit" debate, are you and I so on the same page

***
Hyde: I knew hooking up with Jackie was a big mistake but I did it anyway. That's what she does, man. She makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before he met her.

***
Jackie: Let's go Michael! To a place where our love is understood.
Eric: Oh, and while you're there, check out the new monkey house!

Hyde :"Listen to them up there ,the party has reached critical mass in a few hours their will be no more beer opportunities"

Fez:" I may not say this correct because I do not speak good english ......but she has tremendous breast yes!"

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Laurie:" Kelso next time we go hiking bring a blanket i think I have a twig in my shorts"
Hyde:" What a coincedence...so does Kelso"
:rotflmao:
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(in response to Grandma saying "Oh i guess this IS a small town", when Eric tells her shes getting married to Donna) Eric: "That my friend is the seldom heard, but much feared, Grandma burn."

Kelso: So, i narrowed down my potential cb handles to two choices. Either "Stud Kickass" or "Flex Buffchest".
Hyde: Gee Kelso, what about, "Beef Dingleberry".
Kelso: Oh Great, now i got THREE choices.

Kitty: Where'd i put my brown sugar?
Fez: Oh, I'm right here hunny buns.

Kelso :"Fall is harvest time for the farmer...my Dad and I spent the evening picking carrots fresh off the trees."
:rotflmao:

(Partridge mom to Laurie on 70s Variety Hour):"Sorry no whores on my bus"

Donna:"I can't believe Laurie bit me.. i hope i dont get slut rabies"

Hyde:"Where zen ends...ass-kicking begins"

Red"When i die i wanna be buried face down so that everyone who doesn't like me can KISS MY ASS!"
:woohoo: