New Ads, Old Ads, Ads! Ads! Ads!
By Brett Ferino

OK. We see a lot of the some advertising. Whenever we watch sitcoms in syndication, cable, or whatever the heck we watch (aside from Sitcoms), we see a lot of classic and fine recent ads.

For example, we see the "Buff Nike Guy" all the time while watching "Simpsons" repeats in syndication.

I do really like seeing those collect call number ads. Aint it nice seeing aliens, red heads, and a wrestling legend endorcing that nonsense?

Even around the holidays, it's Clap On Clap Off. Also seing Santa fall after he sees M+M's. It's cool seeing Peter coming home from colege to drink coffee. I could just wish I can dance with red and green Hershey kisses. But I can't. I should make a snowman and a friend with Ronald McDonald.

Anyway, aside from Holiday ads, we have ads during the Super Bowl Olympics, Emmy Awards, etc. Even TVL's Retromercials. You know, Morris the Cat, Where's the beef, etc.

Anyway, I've fallen and I can't get up. Do you remember that? It was for the Life Call Alert System and now has the famous quote w/ a new old lady and it's now a rip-off company. Go to www.lifealert.com

I have to go now. Do'h. If I do, that might be Mini-Me and and Yao and If say one of the words (which pavanbadal "pb" does not like), I'll be in deep deep trouble.

I'll switch to decaf next time!