President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he

visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion

related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President

if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word,

"tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example

of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best

friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car

comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says

Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand:

"If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing

everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not,"

explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush

searches the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a

quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were

struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like

Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY

that would be a TRAGEDY?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't

be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

:lol:

Thats pretty funny...I guess:eek2: :lol: :eek2:

:rotflmao:

:lol: Funny

:barf:

Ha! Ha! That's good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: I like that

:lol: Aw, I love that! :lol:

Hate to break it to y'all but that an old joke. I heard it with Clinton in there. People just keep bringing back old jokes and changing them. :rolleyes:

D

Originally posted by Ags2000
Hate to break it to y'all but that an old joke. I heard it with Clinton in there. People just keep bringing back old jokes and changing them. :rolleyes:

D *shrugs* Whatever, it doesnt make it any less funny for me.

Originally posted by Ags2000
Hate to break it to y'all but that an old joke. I heard it with Clinton in there. People just keep bringing back old jokes and changing them. :rolleyes:

D

put clinton in there and its a whole lot funnier imo ;)

While on the subject of jokes...

2 politicians and Mr. Clinton find themselves in the land of Oz (as in "Wizard of Oz").

Says the first politician: "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a brain."

Says the second politician: "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a heart."

Says Mr. Clinton: "Where's Dorothy?"

:D

Originally posted by Titania

put clinton in there and its a whole lot funnier imo ;)

Don't worry... he was already a joke.

Originally posted by Fleet


Don't worry... he was already a joke.


I agree 100% Clinton is a joke.

Originally posted by Fleet
While on the subject of jokes...

2 politicians and Mr. Clinton find themselves in the land of Oz (as in "Wizard of Oz").

Says the first politician: "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a brain."

Says the second politician: "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a heart."

Says Mr. Clinton: "Where's Dorothy?"

:D

:lol: That's hilarious! Both jokes are pretty funny. lol

as long as we're posting clinton jokes...

One day in heaven, St. Peter notices a large crowed of people at the Pearly
Gates. It turned out that they were all Clinton supporters. St. Peter rushed
over to God and said " God, God! There is a crowd of Clinton/Gore suppoters
who all want to get into heaven! What shall I do?" God replied, "Well, I
assume that's quite a few people, so let only five or six people and the rest
will have to wait a week before they can get in." St. Peter left God's
office. Suddenly, he turned and ran back to God as fast as his wings could
carry him. "GOD! GOD!" Peter screamed. "THEY'RE GONE! THEY'RE GONE!"
"All of them???" answered God
Peter replied, "Not the people, the Pearly Gates!"



A man goes to the White House in 2001 and asks to see President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn't President, please leave. The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton is not President, please go away. The man goes away. The next day he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty. The man asks to see President Clinton and the Marine says, -- WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!! The man smiles happily and says, "I know, I just like hearing it.

Originally posted by Titania
as long as we're posting clinton jokes...

One day in heaven, St. Peter notices a large crowed of people at the Pearly
Gates. It turned out that they were all Clinton supporters. St. Peter rushed
over to God and said " God, God! There is a crowd of Clinton/Gore suppoters
who all want to get into heaven! What shall I do?" God replied, "Well, I
assume that's quite a few people, so let only five or six people and the rest
will have to wait a week before they can get in." St. Peter left God's
office. Suddenly, he turned and ran back to God as fast as his wings could
carry him. "GOD! GOD!" Peter screamed. "THEY'RE GONE! THEY'RE GONE!"
"All of them???" answered God
Peter replied, "Not the people, the Pearly Gates!"



A man goes to the White House in 2001 and asks to see President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn't President, please leave. The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton is not President, please go away. The man goes away. The next day he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty. The man asks to see President Clinton and the Marine says, -- WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!! The man smiles happily and says, "I know, I just like hearing it.

The first joke... :lol: Those Clinton/Gore people thought they would get away with taking things, like the Clinton administration did when they left the White House.

The second joke... this one I've heard.
It does sound nice:

Clinton is not President
Clinton is not President
Clinton is not President
Clinton is not President
(But he did plenty of damage in 8 years.)

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Haircut at the mall- $10
Suit off the rack- $300
Losing the presidential election because your followers are too stupid to follow directions and fill out a ballot properly- PRICELESS

The whole concept of politics= priceless.

You all do realize that you can go on for days, and days, and days, and days..and...*yawns* days... bashing Bush and Gore, and it won't get you anywhere?

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