Halex
02-17-2003, 10:06 AM
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7,1999. Jay went into the audienceto find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutelyno question as to why her tale took the prize!She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold and the guy had takenher skiing. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,there camea point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee besidethe road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and shequickly crawled out beside thecar, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow shedidn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's
concerns about "what was taking so long," with a reply that indeed,she was
"freezing her butt off and needed some assistance!"
He came around the car, as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously,as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would be requiring something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the gripof
the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
Rescue accomplished, they returned to the car although for the remainderof
the trip home there wasn't much conversation and apparently, despite their
"intimate encounter," the two did not see one another again.As for the
Tonight Show, she took the prize hands down, or perhaps that should be
pants down.And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
This is a whole new definition of being pissed off
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,there camea point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee besidethe road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and shequickly crawled out beside thecar, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow shedidn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car
watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's
concerns about "what was taking so long," with a reply that indeed,she was
"freezing her butt off and needed some assistance!"
He came around the car, as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously,as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would be requiring something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the gripof
the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
Rescue accomplished, they returned to the car although for the remainderof
the trip home there wasn't much conversation and apparently, despite their
"intimate encounter," the two did not see one another again.As for the
Tonight Show, she took the prize hands down, or perhaps that should be
pants down.And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
This is a whole new definition of being pissed off