:D

Ok, so I know there's already a huge "favorite quotes" thread, but since it *is* so big, I didn't want mine to get lost & ignored in the stack... sue me.


I love that doctor that comes to see Fred. The older guy w/ the hat & glasses who comes from the bowling alley. And he *never* knows the diagnosis! ("I don't know!")

The scene where he tells Fred the bill is 10 bucks & Fred hands him 5.

-"Well, when can I get the rest?"

-"I dunno!"

There was a guy who was in a couple of episodes,one episode where Lamont was in the traffic court and The Committee Man episode. In the one from the episode where Lamont was in court,he was the one who was driving in the slow lane,and he was telling the judge in English and Spanish about what happened,and the judge told him,"What Did You Say?" and the guy said, "I Didn't Know That",and in the episode The Committee Man where he was on the mayor's commitee and they were voting about having the library open for an extra hour,and Fred said he was in favor of it,and Mr. Wilkins said,so you frequent libraries,and Fred said, No,but I once had a freaky time in a bookmobile,and the guy said, "I Didn't Know That"

Fred: You big dummy!
-------How do you like one across the lips?
-------My name is Sanford. That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D, period.

Rollo: What's up, pops?
Fred: World War III.
Rollo: World War III?
Fred: Yeah. Why else you think they let you out of jail?

(Fred apologizes about Lamont and his date with Grace not going out right.)
Fred: Mabel had twisted her ankle. It'll be about a week or so before she gets down. Why does all this happen?
Lamont: That's because you are you and I am---
Fred: Awww, shut the heck up!

Aunt Esther: You are a messy fool!
Fred: And you are a cessy pool!

Fred: You big dummy!
-------How do you like one across the lips?
-------My name is Sanford. That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D, period.

Rollo: What's up, pops?
Fred: World War III.
Rollo: World War III?
Fred: Yeah. Why else you think they let you out of jail?

(Fred apologizes about Lamont and his date with Grace not going out right.)
Fred: Mabel had twisted her ankle. It'll be about a week or so before she gets down. Why does all this happen?
Lamont: That's because you are you and I am---
Fred: Awww, shut the heck up!

Aunt Esther: You are a messy fool!
Fred: And you are a cessy pool!

:wave: