Jinny wakes up soon before her alarm clock goes off a six. Captain wanted her to be earley to work that day so that she could get some of her files done on casses that she hadn't gotten doen. Jinny had said to Captain the night before, "Oh, come on it's going to be valentines day...Can't you for one day let us come in late? But of corse as she had said no. Jinny thought about this as she got into the shower, and got ready for work. She thought again of the night before, and how she had told Magda that she would never find anyone. Then Jinny thought again, and Magda bing Magda was of corse the optomiss..alway saying stuff like "oh, Jinny don't say that of corse you will." Jinny said to Mag, as she got out of the car the night before, hey will maybe if I turn gay, or something, then maybe I will find someone." Magday Just roled her eyes, and laughed, and said what ever!" By This time Jinny was already for work. She looked at the clock in surprise it was only seven in the morning. Will she thought there is a first for everything. I will acturaly be eary for work one day. That will never happen again. She grabed her coat and keys and whent out the door to her car.

Kate Open's her eyes. she looks over at her clock, and sees that it is seven thirty, and realzises that her alarm never went off, she is going to be late for work. she runs into the bathroom, and starts getting ready for work.

It is seven thirty as Jinny pulls into work. She goes into the division, and see no one there. That is strange she thinks to her self. Cap's not even here yet, and she is always on time. Oh will maybe I will just make some coffie before everyone comes in. (Wrighters note...LOL I am Just make this part up that Jinny has no clue as to how to make coffie. U will see why here soon.) She walks over to the coffie pot. Looks for the coffie to put in the pot. she opens it up, and sees that there is a mesaureing cup in there. As is about to put it in she realizes that there is some kinda white thing that goes in first. After she does that she takes the scoop, and says, " Let's see I know that I like this strong, so I will put in like how about..." She tihinks for a secound, " How about I put in seven scoops...Yeah that should be enough... Now what am I souposed to do..I think I have sceen other people poor in the water in next." So she fills the coffie pot with water, and poors in through the top. She turns on the coffie pot, and walks back to her deck to start her work. Once again she Thinks to herself, "Gee how nice it was for the captain to order me in here early, and she doesn't even show up on time".

About Tewnty mins later Jinny sees that the coffie is done, and walks over to get herself a cup. She walks back to her chair, and starts working again..a little while longer she takes a drink, and about spits it across the room..Maybe a little to strong she thought, but oh will..I still like it. Noone else has to know. She looks around the room, and starts wondering if maybe she was the only one comeing into work today. She goes back to her cases. After a while Kate comes walking into the division, and looks all around the room to see that the only person in there is Jinny. "That odd," Kate said.

Jinny Looks up to see Kate. "OH, how nice of you to come in today, and here I thought that maybe I was the only one you had comeing in today. What did you do give everyone else the day off, and thought that how cool it would be to have me comein today all by myself."

"No Jinny everyone else should be comeing in today. I was just runnying late, but here is a first you comeing in before everyone else." Kate walks over to the coffie, and gets a cup.

Jinny was about to worn the cap about how umm will she made the coffie, but after the last comment that that cap made Jinny thought "serves her right." She got this big smile on her face.

"What?" Kate asked? Looking at the coffie excepting something to jump out at her or something.

Jinny, "Oh, it's nothing. I was just uh thinking the same thing. You know me beating everyone here to work, and being on time." Jinny looks down to her watch, and sees the time. She looks back at Kate and says, "Unlike some other people.

"Haha, real funny Jinny," Kate says sarcasticily. My alarm clock didn't go off today.

"There are no excues." Jinny said laughing. "Hey you would think that you, and I traded places today."

Kate laughed, "Yeah except of the fact that I am still captain." Kate took a drink of coffie, and chokced on it. "Oh my god! This is awful. Did you make it?"

Jinny is craking up, " Yep, but I don't think that it tast that bad."

Kate is makeing a face, "What did you do put poision in it?"

"Hey I am hurt would I really do that?"

Kate, "Yeah..." Kate walks to her office.

Jinny says, "You always have to have the last word don't you?"

Kate opens her door, and walks in. "Yep I do." With that she shuts her door.

(Wrighters note: I know so fare this has been really boreing, but it is about to get good, so please keep readin.)

Jinny goes back to work when Magda walks in, and goes over to get some coffie. She walks over to Jinny with it, and says, good morning Jinny. How are You.

Jinny say, "oh I am okay, But I don't think you wanna drink......"

Before Jinny could say any thing Magda takes a drink of the coffie. She spits it back into the cup. "This is awful. Who made it?"

Jinny smiles, "I did. I tried to worn you before you took a drink that it was all that good, but you know I kinda like it."

Magda starts laughting, and says are you tring to kill us?"

Jinny says, "No I am not. I happen to kinda like my coffie. It isn't that bad." this is when Cd, and Nate come walking in. Cd Walks over to the coffie.

Magday starts laughing. "Speak for your self." She looks over at Cd, and just glears at her.

Cd poors a cup of coffie, and takes a drink...She spits it out of her mouth all over Magda's coat that she is wearing. "Opps Magda I am so sorry.

Magda say upset. "No your not! You bi*ch."

Jinny looks shocked, she didn't except this out of her best friend, not did she think that she would be saying it to CD. " Mag she didn't mean to do it. It was an acdent. What is going on with you?"

"Jinny stop palying games you know waht is goin on. I tell you everything. " Magada said not believeing that Jinny was prentedning not to know.

"Magday, Reallly I am sorry. I didn't mean to do it. I will pay for your jacket to get cleaned, or I will buy you an new one." CD said.

What you think by just bying me a new jacket that will make up for everything that you did. You are noting but a slut!" Magda was ticked. As Magday was saying that Kate came walking out of her office. Everyone in the division seemed to know what was going on except of Kate, and Jinny they both kinda looked at each other like what in the h*ll is going on??

Cd, or Magda realized that Kate had walked out of her office. Cd said, " Look this isn't about the coffie. It is about me having an affair with Gabe. The affair is over, and I am relly sorry about it. I never meant to hurt you or Gabe."

Once again both Kate, and Jinny are shocked. They don't know what the hell is going on. Kate says, " Umm, what is going on?"

Both Cd, and Magda say, "I am sorry.

I know that we shouln't be talking about this at work, but I on accident spit my coffie out on Magda, and she thought that I did it on purpose, but I didn't. That is when we starting aruging about Gabe. It wasn't my fault though." Cd said.

Magda then said, "I am really sorry Captain I know that you said that me, and Cd should talk about this on our own time, but I guess I over reacted."

Kate just looked at both of them werid, and started handing out the work for the day. "I take it both of you had the coffie?"

Magda said, Yeah..."

Cd, cut her off, "yes, why?" Magda gives Cd a dirty look for cuting her off.

Well..." Kate said, "i was just thinking that it must be the coffie or something."

Jinny, "Hey wait that's not fair...it has nothing to do with the coffie."

Raina comes poping in to the division, and say, as she hears both Kate, and Jinny, "Must be a lover's qural."

Both Jinny, and Kate say, "Huh?"

Raina looks at Kate, and winks at her, and smiles, and says, "oh, never mind." Raina goes to get some coffie....

Kate say, "No don't drink the coffie!!"

Jinny, says, "It not that BAD! Just try it Raina, and see what you think.. You know someone might like it, just becasue you don't. Doesn't mean that everyone else doesn't have to like it.

I am sorry Jin, but I have to agree...The coffie does tast pretty bad. Magday said.

"Yeah I wouldn't try that coffie either. It is pretty bad,"said Cd.

Raina is just as happy as can be, and takes a cup, and poors a cup.."I am willing to try anything once."

Nate then says, "hey You know me...I like every thing I will try it too..

Raina and Nate take a drink at the same time, and they both go running for the bathroom.

Kate says looking at Jinny, "Told Ya." As she goes waling back into her office.

Jinny follows, and says, "maybe they just had to go to the bathroom really badley."


"both of them?" Kate acks.

They are both half laughing. "It could happen." Jinny says. Then she closes the door, behind her, and says Cap do you have a minute?"

"Yeah sure I do. What is it?" Kate asked.

Did you know about Cd, and gabe haveing an affair?" Jinny asks.

"NO I didn't. Did You? Kate acked.

No, but the way both CD, and Magda where acting it was as if you, and I already new, but I didn't have a clue about it." Jinny said.

Kate says, "Nevither did I."

Today has been a really strange day, and NO it is NOT the coffie." Jinny says with a smile.

Uhhhh HUh...sure...Kate says with a smile as well.

Jinny then says. "Will I guess that I am off to work, but first I have to run out to my car. I forgot something."

Oh will since you are running out to your car can you pick me up some coffie?? PLease??" Kate asked.

"Do I look like Raina?" Jinny asked.

"Will you know after you have been reading a file for a while, and it all starts look like the same thing. Will that is what it like with all of you. After looking at all of you all day you all start looking like the same person." Kate said with a laugh.

Jinny said, "HAha, okay I will get you a cup of coffie. I will be back up soon." Jinny gets up, and walks for the door.

"Thanks, Kate said. As jinny was leaveing.

Jinny goes out to her car, and gets what she needs, and comes back in to get the captain's coffie. She gets to coffie, and is about to go up stairs when she see Teddy. She can tell that he is talking to someone, but she still wanted to walking over there, and say hi. I mean she thought at least maybe eventhough me, and Teddy are just friends maybe I can get a valintine dinner out of it. As far as Jinny new he still wasn't seeing anyone. She walked towards him, and as she did she saw another women with him. She was kinda upset, but oh will, she would just go back to work she didn't need to see him with another women. She started to go back to the division when she heard a laugh from another women that was coming form where Teddy was. The person that laughed sounded like..."NO she thought it can't be..." Jinny turned around to see Raina, and Teddy Kissing. What?!?!?! NO way in H*ll!!! There is No way that Teddy would be with.....RAINA..." Jinny closed her eyes thinking that when she opened them there would be someone else standing there. When she opened them back up Raina and Teddy where still standing there kissing. "No Way!" Jinny was mad now. How come neither one of them had told her. She walked over there and asked, "What in the hell is going on?!?!?!?!?!

Raina looked at her, and smiled, "Oh Jinny you are so funny. Acting like you didn't know that me, and Teddy where togother."

"What is this some kinda joke?!?! This is Valeintine's day not April fool's day!" JInny said getting pi$$ed that Raina was making a joke out of it."

Teddy then said, " Jinny you have known about this since last summer. You of corse were mad at first, but then you got over it.

Jinny starts Yelling, "I have Not known this since summ....."

Raina cutts her off, "Sure you did, as Teddy said you where upset at first, but once you realsized that he, and I belonged togother you where happy for us. Don't you remember you even picked helped Teddy pick out my engament ring?" (Jinny is in shcck, and can't say a word.) Raina contunies talking, "Yeah, and then when I asked you to be my main of honer you agreed. Please tell me you are jokeing piease tell me you are?"

Jinny didn't know what to say..She looked at both Raina, and Teddy, and they both looked really happy togother. Maybe the Captain was right maybe it was the coffie. Jinny then just said, "Umm yeah...You know me always jokeing..will I gotta go back to work." Jinny turned and walked away.

Kate got up, and walked into the bathroom. When she was done in there she went to leave when she heard a voice that sounded like someone she new. "It couldn't be she thought he is out of the country." She put here ear to the door to see if she couldn't hear any better. That is when she heard Nate voice.

Nate says, "When are you going to tell her about us?"

Other voice, "Look just give me a few more days then I will tell her. I don't want to hurt her, and I know her being your boss, you don't want to make her upset."

"True, Nate said, " I don't want to make Captain upset. I guess we will do this your way then,a nd wait."

Back in the bathroom Kate, is still listening. "I Can't believe this." As she peeks her head out of the door she sees both Nate, and Lious walking away, and holding each others hand, and then Lious brabs Nate's butt. Kate Shuts the door she can't believe what she just saw. "It must be the coffie. I am going to go, and dump the coffie before someone elese comes, and drinks it.


Jinny walks into the bathroom. "Oh, my god!!! Thank god I found you. You will never believe Who I just saw."

Kate says in disbeliefe, Nate, and Lious Holding hands, and Nate wanting to know when they can tell me about the two of them being togother?"

Jinny looks at Kate werid, and says, "No, but let me guess that Is who you just saw?"

"Yes, that is who I just saw. I can't believe it. They are both gay..And here I thought that Nate had feeling for Cd, boy was I wrong on that one."

Jinny, says, " yeah that is what I thought to. Look I am really umm...soryy about Lious, and Nate, but ummm back to the two people that I just saw..I saw Raina, and Teddy togother, and they both said that I have known about the two of them for months, but I don't remember it, and not only that they told me that they wehre getting married...."

Kate, cutts her off, "What? I didn't know anything about this...something strange is really going on here."

Jinny says, "Oh, what you didn't even let me finish. They told me that I helped Teddy pick out Raina engament ring, and that I agreed to be maid of honer at their wedding. I mean I don't remember any of it. I mean you are right there are strange things happening today. Frist, I show up on time, and none of you are there then everyone comes in late. Then we find out that Gabe, and CD had and affair, and then that Raina, and Teddy are getting married, and then you just said that you exhusband and nate where a couple."

Don't forget that you made the coffie that made everone startina acting all werid." Kate said.

Jinny gives Kate a look, "It was not the coffie. Look the only one that we haven't sceen with someone that they don't belog with is Magda. Let go back, and talk to her, and see if she hasn't noticed anything strange. Okay?"

"Okay," Kate agrees. As both of them walk out of the bathroom, and back into the division, they see that Magda isn't at her deck. They both look at each other like oh no. "What are we going to do now?" Kate akced.

"How am I souped to know." Jinny said.

Kate looked over at her office and said, "That is strange..."

Jinny asked, "What?"

Kate, said, "I didn't shut my door when I went to the bathroom, and now it is shut."

"Are you sure?" Jinny asked

Kate gave her a look, "Yes, I am sure. I think that you should go open my door for me."

"No way, Not after what I have sceen today. There is noway that I am opening that door."

"I am your Captain, and I am telling you to open that door." Kate smiles, and then say, " I will be your back up, and when I know that it is safe for me to walk in...I will."

Jinny says, "I can't bleieve you are ordering me to open your door." Jinny is walking towards the, and Kate is right behind her. Jinny opens the door, and sees.....Magda laying on top of Kate's desk with Charles Haysbert on top of her, Whit all of there colse off. Magday is moaning...Jinny can't say a word,all she can do is point into the room.

Kate, says, "What, as she is looking into her office...She sees what Jinny has just saw....both Magda, and Charles get up off the table, as Kate is closeing the door. "OH I think I am going to be sick. I REALLY REALLY didn't need to see that!"

Jinny tires to speek...I...I...I..I.....am speechless..." Waits a few secounds, and then says,. "I do have to agree with you though..I DIDN"T NEED to see that."

Everyone in the division is looking at them like what is there problem? Both Kate, and Jinny look at each other, they can't help it they just start laughing, and they can't stop.

Magda walks out of the office follwed by Charles. She walks over to her deck, and sits down. She is so embarresed she can't believe that both Cap, and Jinny walked in on her, and Charles.

Charles say to Kate, "Can I see you for a sec?"

Kate is trying so hard not to laugh, "Umm yeah sure..." She walks into her office, and all she can see, and doesn't really want to see is the picture of Charles, and Magda on her table doing it.

Charles says, "Kate you didn't just see what you saw."

Kate, "Umm Yeah I did really I did. Ummm she makes a face you, and uhhh..." She can't bring her self to say Magda. "...will you where just right there." She points to the deck.

I was hope I wouldn't have to say this, but well...If you keep your mouth shut. I will Make a promice to you that I won't give you a hard time any more. I will let you do your job the way that you see fit."

"Ha," Kate says. I umm. will have to think about it." With that Charles leaves the division.

Kate walks out of her office, and says that she would like to talk to Magda, and Jinny. They get up, and start walking to Kate office, as Kate walks into her office she gets another picture of Magda, and charles...Kate turns back around, and says you know what follow me. She goes over, and grabs the coffie pot, and walks into the bathroom. JInny, and Magday folllow her in there. Kate dumps the rest of the coffie that Jinny had made. "There now nobody else can have that coffie, and everything should go back to normal."

Jinny laughs, "It isn't the coffie...I think everyone just.....well I dunno, but I do know that is isn't the coffie."

Kate looks over at Magday, and says, " What is going on?? Why where you will uhh....will you know with Charles on my deck?? Was he threating your job, or something?"

Magda say, "No he wasn't. You know he not that bad of a guy once you get to know him."

Jinny runs over to Magday, and feels her head," Nope no tepemture.." Then she runs over to kate, and grabs the coffie pot out of Kate hands. "Are you sure that you got all the Coffie out of the pot?"

"see now even you think that it is the coffie." Kate said

Magda said, "It isn't the coffie, me and Charles have been seeing each other for a while."

Both Kate, and Jinny look at each other...Kate then say, " you knwo what I think I need a little while for this to seenk in."

Jinny then says, "Ummm....Yeah me too.."

"It's about time the two of you are working out your differences." Magda said.

Once again both Kate, adn Jinny look at each other, and then they both say, "Huh?"

Magda, then says, "Would the two of you stop playing games. It's not like noonce knows that the two of you love eace other. Just because, you haven't told anyone doesn't mean that we don't know." With that Magda walks out of the bathroom.

Kate, and Jinny at the same time, "No way. It must be the coffie." They both walk out of the bathroom. Jinny goes back to her deck, and Kate goes to go back into her office, and as she walks back in there she brabs some files, and says that she is going to go work in the bathroom.

Hours later everyone has gone home, but Kate and Jinny. Jinny is done with her work, and goes to leave, but sees that Kate coat, is still in her office so she walks into the bathroom. Jinny says, "What a day? Huh?"

Kate looks up, "Yeah it was." She starts to realize how stiff she is, and says, "Ouch!"

Jinny asks, "What wrong?"

Oh, my neck just hurts really badley form doing my work in hear today." Kate said

Jinny walks over to Kate, and says, "Here I can help."

Kate says, "Okay."

Jinny starts rubbing Kate's shoulders. Kate feels this strange shiver go up her back. Jinny feels kinda strange...Before either of them new it they where kissing.......



Jinny wakes up, and runs to the bathroom.." That was a nightmare she says...She starts brushing her teeth....that was sooooo gross!!" She gets ready to go to work, and then she leaves for work.

Kate shoots out of bed..."I didn't just dream that...goes to bathroom, and brushes her teeath.

Jinny arives at work, and looks at her clock, It only says forty five mintes after seven, she say, "No not again."

This time instead of going up to the division right away goes to get some already made coffie, and she asks the person, "I just have the whole pot?"

The lady looks at her weird. "Ummm"

Jinny says " will pay extra for it."

The lady agrees, and Jinny walks to the divistion, and sees once again there is noone in there not even the captain. She walks over to the coffie pot, and poors the coffie in there. and get a cup for her self. She goes to her deck, and starts working.

Cap comes into the division, and see no one, but Jinny in there, and she thinks to her self..."No not again." Then out loud she says to Jinny. GoodMoring."

Jinny looks up, and sees captain, and says, goodmorning. I brought some coffie in, if you want some."

Kate is looking at the coffie pot strangeley, and then back to jinny as she walks over to the coffie pot, she asks jinny, "Did you Make it?"

Jinny looks over at Kate and says,"Nope, I got the lady to sell me the whole pot down stairs."

Kate looks realived, and says, "good then I will have some."

Jinny looks at her, and say, "THere is no way you could know about my coffie. Unless...."

Kate then says, "Unless...I had the same dream as you..."

"No, that can't be. So you gonna tell me that you dreamed about CD....."

Kate finishes Jinny sentences again. "Gabe..Then You saw Raina, and.....

Jinny finishes Kate sintence. "Teddy, and then Nate, and....

Once again Kate, "Lious." Then with a smile she says, Magda and...

Jinny says," Charles, and then....." They both say at the same time. "Ummm lets not go there." They then both agreed not to tell anyone about their dream. As Kate was going into her office, Jinny, said, "Will I might tell Magda about her, and Charles." They both start laughing.

Kate says, "okay". Then she walks into her office.

Everyone else startsing walking into the division, and everything is normal. Magda walks up to JInny with her coffie, and they start talking, and Jinny tells mag, that she will never bleieve what she dreamed about, and Magda says, "What?"

JInny says, "I dreamed that you and..." Jinny waits until Magda is takeing a drink of her coffie, and then finishes what she was saying. "Charles Haysbert where doing it on the caps deck..."

Magda spits out her coffie, and starts laughting....

The End.....I know there are A LOT of mistakes, but I hope that all of you liked it...






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OMGsh!! That was hilarious!!!!!!! Rather strange,but hilarious!!
Man, I thot I had an overactive imagination!