Maybe this will be a fun game, the rule is I will write the first sentence and everyone else will follow up by writing one sentence at a time, you may only write one sentence at a time so here goes the first one.


I cant remember a day in my whole life when it was so cold.

And to top it off the Landlord hasnt fixed the heaters yet

I lost my job the other day and things are starting to really look bad.

I Would turn to my parents, But i just moved out a year ago and want to prove i can make it on my own.

I opened the refrigerator and theres no bacon... :(

and My Girlfriend dumped me for My Best Friend Eric.

And I am mad and would like to know why she left me for him

Originally posted by Istillgotit
And I am mad and would like to know why she left me for him


I went into the bathroom and the cat was in there:lol:

I then found out my friend had brain worms.

so i opened her brain and played with the wormies

And I began to wonder, "is that contagious?"

I figured I had bigger problems than this and I needed comfort so I called up my mom.

Big mistake. She's a pain in my bum, as usual...

Sometimes I wonder If I was adopted, so I hung up the phone and fixed myself a salami sandwich.

But the salami was ruined.

I finally just gave up and decided to get in my easy chair and turn on the tube.

Sadly, the tv wasn't working, so I kicked it in.

I thought to myself will things ever turn up?

That's when I decided to take a walk.

After about a half our of walking around I ended up at the park.

And that's when I realized "uh oh, i'm in trouble now..."

...for the park had been taken over by circus clowns.

Evil circus clowns.....

Suddenly 60's Music Played and Batman and Robin appeared to fight off the evil clowns as big "BAM" and BOOM"s appeared in the air.

then suddenly superman appeared, saying "wait just a minute, this is my problem to solve, my victim to save!"

Then Batman and Robin said "ok" and walked off, while superman stood there with a "manly" look on his face.

Superman then turned to me and asked, "Want to save the world with me?"

I was in complete shock, so I said the first thing that came to mind " I love you!" .................

But Lois Lane jumped me and pounded my face saying "he is my man!"

Well, I just couldn't take that, so I beat the fire out of her, and professed my love to superman.....................

then spiderman came swinging down from a nearby skyscraper and wrapped superman up in his web and ran away with Lois...

then spiderman came swinging down from a nearby skyscraper and wrapped superman up in his web and ran away with Lois, which was fine with me becuz my face was bleeding and noticed there were about 5 of my teeth scattered close by...

That's when I ran to the nearest store window, and saw that they weren't my teeth they were Lois's, I laughed my head off. Then I continued on my merry way. When.................

out of nowhere Jesus appeared. He asked if I wanted to go for coffee with him.

I was honored to have coffee with the savior,and after we were finished he ascended back to heaven and I was on my way again.

As I was walking along the road, I noticed a talking rabbit hot past me.

At first I thought to myself "This isnt happening" but my curiosity got the best of me so I went to find the rabbit.

I ran after him, but he just kept on saying "I'm late, I'm late, I'm really really late!!" which made me think what is this a Disney movie. I guess I was more right than I thought because who did I see walking down the road toward me, it was ................................

Baloo. He was singing as he walked too. "It's just the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities......" I couldnt believe it! There was this huge bear beside me! Then I suddenly realized.....

How stupid this all was, so I ran down the road and stopped when I reached this little log cabin. A young boy came out and said............................

"My eyes are burning, please get me a napkin for my eye!"

I just starred at him like he was stupid and that's when he changed. He .........................

turned into the IRS man, and said "Dont you trust me?"

"Trust you!!!" "I don't even know you!!" I said.
Then the man took a pen from his pocket and wrote something down. Then he gave it to me and left. That's when I looked down and read it.....................

THIS IS A SUMMONS YOU ARE GOING TO BE AUDITED!!!!

Then I fainted.
When I finally came to, I was in ...................

prison. There were prostitutes to the left of me and murderers to the right I just wanted to sink......

I had to get outta there. So I pulled out a spoon from my pocket, from when I had coffee with Jesus, and began to dig....

then I hit a gas line, and gas began to flow into the room I almost blacked out then I found a bar of soap and stuck it into the pipe, which I had busted. I would have to get out of the cell another way. So I...............

decided that I had to stop eating. That way, I could get skinny enough to slide through the bars, but how was I gonna make it until then??

Then I realized that that wasn't such a good idea because once I got out I wouldn't have any energy left to escape with. So I asked the dude in the next cell....................................

But he couldnt speak English...

So I drew him some pictures of me on the outside of the jail...I so hoped he'd understand!

But he crumpled up the papers and ATE them!!! Prison food was really that bad? Man, maybe I wouldnt have such a hard time slimming up afterall.......

Then the doors to the cell opened and two men wearing black hoods whisked me away to a dark room with one light hanging from the ceiling, And a voice from nowhere said......

"Luke, I am your father......" But that didnt make any sense because my name isnt Luke.......

I realized then I had been drugged and I hear a faint voice say "Hold him still or.......

Or well have to pull out the big guns.... Jimmy, you'll give Jimmy a couple cans of beans to eat and then he can come and knock this guy out with his stink bomb.

I was so confused, was I still in the prison? I looked around and realized, no, I wasn't in the prison....I was........

in a tunnel of some sort. I started hearing people above. Then I asked, what I assumed was a guard, "Where am I ?" That's when he told me that I was under the streets of Paris!! In the Paris underground!!! That's when the guard left. He simply smiled and left me there in the dark tunnel. How was I ever going to get out of this, I thought to myself.
Then I began to explore the tunnels..........................

There was an unusual smell coming up from behind of me and when I turned around I saw that it was..........

It was this huge pack of dogs running after me. They were all nasty and flea-bitten, obviously abandoned, and obviously hadn't bathed in a LONG TIME. They were running right behind me biting at my heels. I realized that they were starving and were gonna try to eat me. I ran faster, then something jumped on my back, it was........

A panther, yes a panther!! I screamed and took a sharp turn. That's when I ended up in another room with a door. I shut the old iron door quickly and kept the panther out of the room. Then I turned around only to see a book of some sort. I picked it up and looked at it, it seemed to be a diary of some sort, I kept it. Then I looked over to my right and saw a guillotine. That's when I looked to my left and saw a chess set, with the queen missing. I continued to explore the room. And at the back there was another door. I opened it and then...............................................

A blinding light came over me and thats when I realized that reality was no more I had entered the................

television!!! This was beyond weird. I tried to get out but I couldn't. I turned around and there before me stood..........

Bearny and he was like oh don't be scared just remember I love you and so I punched him in the face and ran in the other direction until.....

a crazy women came up and started slapping everyone, and this guy said...

"What is this?? A Sahara Highlights video????" Then suddenly women from all around starting chasing him and beating him while singing "Alright, Alright", meanwhile I was.....

watching a guy in the corner of the room. He looked really lonely and sad like he just didn't belong here. Mabye he had came like me but he never got out. Will I ever get out? Before I started making to many assumptions I decided to go over and talk to the guy. I asked him what his name was. He simply shook his head and looked down. That's when I realzied he didn't know. I figured the least I could do was to help him. And that's when I asked him..............................

WHAT IS THAT HUGE THING ON YOUR ARM?? He looked up and said.......

"Oh nothing just my pet leech". Well that was enough for me forget about helping that weirdo. There's got to be a way to get out. I left the room or store or apartment whatever it was I was in, I can't really recall it now. All I know is that as soon as I stepped out into the street things went just plain weird!! There was a ..................................................

huge parade of dancing and marching monkeys coming down the road, and they were playing........

...I don't remember anything after that, for that's when I woke up. That was the strangest dream I ever had...

I got up and looked around, only to find out that I wasn't dreaming!!!! A nurse who had on greensleeves and was eating coconut came in and told me all about what had happened. I had been parade road kill!! She then left the room and told me to get some sleep. There was no way I was going to do that, I had to get out of this place. So I .....................

jumped out the window and landed on.....

Joan Rivers, she started yapping about how she was gonna sue me for all I was worth because I messed up her face, I couldnt' listen to her constant yapping anymore so I just .........................

punched her n the face. Then I looked again and it was spliting down the middle, all that surgery had pulled her skin so tight the slightest disruption had split it! Now Melissa Rivers was screaming at me saying she was gonna.....

make me her new co-host!! On Fashion Police. I was confused. I asked " What??, "I just split your mom's face open." Her reply was this " I know that was MUST SEE TV!!!!". Well I had to decide if I was going to become her co-host. I thought long and hard about it, well as long and hard as you can think in 5 minutes, and I decided.....................................................

that I couldn't waste my time like that. Then I decided to go on I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE, and then I had to swim with aligators and one of them took a chunk outta my........

ear, then I looked and saw it wasnt an aligator, it was Mike Tyson!!! I was in a boxing ring, and my next opponent was........

George Foreman!! He was standing outside the ring with one of his Grills showing them to everyone in the stands. So I took my chance and got out of there, before I ended up like Joan Rivers. That's when I went ....................................

CRAZY! I started doing stupid things that made no sense like.....

homework. Yes, crazy, i know, but i couldn't help myself. What I really wanted to do, though, was...

get out of the road before that Pepsi Truck ran me over!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm ok. I'm still ok. I got up and dusted myself off after running from a *parked* Pepsi Truck and went down to the park across the street. That's where I.............................

got to play! but it was really strange because after i squashed a bug on the slide, i thought i saw....

Big Foot!!!!! Running around. But it was just ........................

A vary hairy old man that was coming towards me yelling in gibberish. I almost passed out from the smell of the old guy when...

he raised his arms above his head, that's when I took off running!! I just couldn't take it!! It was horrible!!! I ran for 2 blocks and ended up at........................

my house. yes! i could excape in there! but before i made it inside...

This old lady ran into me. She started hitting me with her purse and I turned around and ran that's when I ended up at ................

the hardware store. i could always get something from here to build me a ..........

doghouse, I could hide in one, but that was kinda dumb sounding so I just looked around and picked up a.................