Have a favorite quote that you crack up at every time you hear it, no matter how many times you have heard it? I do!

"Hey, lookit that, Professor! He thinks I'm a duck egg!" - Gilligan... Allergy Time.

Post your favorite Gilligan's Island quote here!

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Love, Kati... a.k.a. - The Professor's Little Girl
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"Skipper, you are standing on your head, aren't you?" - Professor
"Of course I am, Professor" - Skipper
"Oh good. For a minute I thought I was working too hard." - Professor
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[This message has been edited by RussJohnsonsProfessorGirl (edited 08-22-2000).]

[This message has been edited by RussJohnsonsProfessorGirl (edited 08-22-2000).]

I have a lot!!! In no particulat order:

(This is just from my AOL signature anyway)

"With some actors, they have acting in their blood. With me, I have blood in my acting!"
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"Whose side are you on?"
"It depends. Which side is your side and which side is her side?"
"My side's the right side, her side's the wrong side"
"In my hut the skipper's got the left side, and I got the right side. And if you've got the wrong side, and she's got the right side, then who's got the left side?"
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"Are you sure the grenade wasn't lodged
in a tree and fell out?"
"No, Professor, it flew through the air"
"With the greatest of ease! The hand grenade
knocked us right down to our knees!"
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"If we had to get marooned on an island, why couldn't we pick Manhattan?"
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"You must be one of those silly doctors who voted for Medicare!"
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"Will you watch where you're going?"
"I wasn't going anywhere, I was just standing"
"Well why are you standing where other people are going?"
"Why are you mad at me?"
"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at her!"
"Well why are you yelling at me?"
"Because!"
"That's not a good reason!"
"Well it's good enough for you!"
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"That's a capital idea, just capital! I love that word capital!"
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"I wouldn't have said what I said if I knew what I was saying. Or something like that"
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"Did your father ever beat you?"
"Yes"
"He did?"
"All the time"
"And your mother let him?"
"She used to beat me too"
"Aw, you poor thing"
"How else could I learn to play checkers?"
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"We're trying to signal the boat out there!"
"What boat?"
"The boat out there!"
"I don't see any boat!"
"Of course you don't!"
"Do you?"
"No!"
"Professor, do you see the boat?"
"Oh, I can't see it either"
"But it's out there, right?"
"Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there!"
"Do you see Mary Ann?"
"No, how can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?"
"Same way you can see the boat!"

I have lots more...

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"Well, Laverne is sort of childish"

"Childish? Childish? COming from a grown woman who throws tea parties for her stuffed cat!"

"Well at least I don't sew L's on everything I wear!"

"Well that would be pretty stupid considering your name's Shirley!"

How about these. They're a few of my favorites:

Skipper: I have a problem, a real problem. I mean you're a girl, right?

Well, If you're not sure about that, you HAVE got a problem!
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Gilligan: The skipper said that if anything happened to the skipper, I would be the skipper. So I'm gonna BE the skipper, 'cause that's the way the skipper wanted it.
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Ginger: Didn't you know any girl, sitting on a porch?

Professor: As a matter of a fact, I did. She was quite impossible! I tried to have an intellegent conversation with her, but all she wanted to do was ::looking disgusted:: hugging and kissing, kissing and hugging!
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Professor: ::Looking at the Mosquitoes:: Interesting, very interesting... whatever they are.
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Professor: Well, that glue is permanent! There is nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why, do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organing hydroxide molecule.

Mr. Howell: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!
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Professor to Ginger: Kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary, and it can lead to all sorts of bacterial transfer.
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There are many others too! I just love those quotes.

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Thurston: Now the first thing you use, darling, is your driver.
Lovey: My driver? Don't be silly, darling, you know our chauffeur is back home. I believe his name was Charles, wasn't it?
Thurston: No, darling, I'm talking about clubs.
Lovey: Of course, he drove us to all the very best clubs.
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Well, I have many, here I go, and the ones I don't mention are in my signature-
Skipper(upon falling and breaking the hut) Whadaya mean if I wasn't so fat this wouldn't have happened!

Ginger: When you were a teenager, didn't you ever go to a drive-in movie?
Professor: Why, yes, in fact. Once. But the curvature of the screen and the fidelity of the sound made it impossible to enjoy the picture.

Ginger::teaching the Professor to be romantic with Mary Ann:: Like this....Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann.....
Professor: Isn't that a bit redundant?

Professor::finished reading his thing on radioactivity out loud, looks at everyone: Now what could I have said to make everybody faint?

Professor::Insisting that he wasn't a zombie: I told you, voodoo does not exist! By the way, how did I get wet?

Gilligan: Well, sometimes the surf is up, and sometimes the surf is down.
Skipper: What's that supposed to mean?
Gilligan: I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out the birds and the bees!

Professor: The water level is twice as high as yesterday.
Mr. Howell: Wish I could teach my stocks to do that.

Gilligan::sees Professor crawling out of cave, flapping his arms, with multiple lacerations upon his forehead:: What's wrong with you?
Professor: I...am a bat.


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The 8th Castaway, The Stowaway
"Gilligan thinks he's Mary Ann, and Ginger has to play Mary Ann because Mary Ann thinks she's Ginger."
"Have you been eating peaches and brandy without the peaches again?"
"Gilligan, I shall repose comment."
"Why are you giving this to me?" "Because it's broken."
"I just wanted to ask if I could join in the game!"
"In addition to beauty and face and figure, there is a lady on this island who exhibits sweetness and warmth, the lady I would pick as the most beautiful in the world, Mary Ann."

My coconut cream pie!

I have lots of favirotes here i go
"With some actors, they have acting in their blood. With me, I have blood in my acting!"
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"Profesor waves crash over the Bow)
Ginger(throughs water over the ship)
Skipper the bow
Ginger what
Skipper the bow
Ginger gets up and Bows.
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Gilligan-I still wounder how ginger made the table go up and down
skipper-so do i now go to sleep
Gilligan-oo i need the blanket
skipper-ill get it
Gilligan-No ill get it blabket blanket on the shelf come to gilligan by its self.
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Gilligan-hey ginger want to know what time it is?
Ginger-now is know time to know the time
Gilligan-its 15.0 know 10.0
Ginger- i thinks thats the bomb the profesor made.
Gilligan-you take it
Ginger-No you take it
Gilligan you take it
Ginger No you taake it Gilligan get ride of it !
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Professor to Ginger: Kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary, and it can lead to all sorts of bacterial transfer.

Thurston: Now the first thing you use, darling, is your driver.
Lovey: My driver? Don't be silly, darling, you know our chauffeur is back home. I believe his name was Charles, wasn't it?
Thurston: No, darling, I'm talking about clubs.
Lovey: Of course, he drove us to all the very best clubs.


Ginger: When you were a teenager, didn't you ever go to a drive-in movie?
Professor: Why, yes, in fact. Once. But the curvature of the screen and the fidelity of the sound made it impossible to enjoy the picture.

Ginger::teaching the Professor to be romantic with Mary Ann:: Like this....Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann.....
Professor: Isn't that a bit redundant?

Professor::finished reading his thing on radioactivity out loud, looks at everyone: Now what could I have said to make everybody faint?

mr.Howell-Id walk off that movie even on a airplane

many more !!!!!!

"Ginger... Ginger... Ginger." (Professor)

Here's my fave quote.
Gilligan: Maybe they're tryin' to attract our attention.
Skipper: If you you want to attract someone's attention, you would tap them on the shoulder and say "Hi".
Gilligan ::taps Skipper on shoulder then waves:: Hi!! You're right. It works good!

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This isnt from the show. "mr.abbott, do you mean i have to walk and talk at the same time?"-tina louise at the first reading of lil abner

Originally posted by RussJohnsonsProfessorGirl:
Have a favorite quote that you crack up at every time you hear it, no matter how many times you have heard it? I do!

"Hey, lookit that, Professor! He thinks I'm a duck egg!" - Gilligan... Allergy Time.

Post your favorite Gilligan's Island quote here!

Gilligan: That's great I did it again! What did I do?

From episode 91 "High Man On Totem Pole":

Professor: Now Gilligan very breifly the Kupakai words for free the prisoners are pulu see bagoomba.

Gilligan: Pulu see Bagoomba.

Professor: That's right now hit the words hard and make them sound like you're mad.

Gilligan: Pugie loo kimbammba!

Professor: No! No. Pulu see Bagoomba. Now try it again.

Gilligan: Pulu ba seegumba.

Profeesor:Oh! Gilligan concentrate the Howells are in serious trouble. Now try it again.

This is the end of this scene.
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From episode 96 "The Pigeon"


Professor: I should have thought of that. birds are a spider's natural enemy. Even if the spider is gargantuan.

Gilligan: Or even if it's big!
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From episode 53 "You've Been Disconnected"

Professor: Well it's the last blade. Lets hope it cuts through the metal casing. (He saws through and it breaks.

Skipper: Aw! No another blade.

Professor: It hardly scracted the surface. I don't think there is anything on the island to cut through it.

Gilligan: There must be something.

Skipper: Oh use your head Gilligan.

Gilligan: I don't think it's hard enough. (He has a cute little smile then he stops
smilling when th Skipper looks at him.)

Professor: Diamonds are the hardest known substance prohaps the Howells have a diamond I could use to cut through the cable.

Skipper: Great idea Professor!

Gilligan: You're so smart you make me feel like I got my brains in my feet. (He smiles with another very cute and happy smile.)

Skipper: Well, Gilligan why don't you use your brains and run over to the Howells and get a diamond.

Gilligan: Yeah.

This is the end of this scene.
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From episode 53 "You've Been Disconnected" ( a little later in the episode)

Skipper: No luck so far Professor. What are you doing? (he said to the Professor)

Professor: Just finnished boiling down sap from a rubber tree.

Gilligan: This is rubber? (He says that while he's stirring the rubber)

Professor: Yes I'm trying to build a recoil meconizim for a dialing system and perhaps we can make contact with the United States.

Gilligan: It looks more like tapiocca pudding. (He accidently puts his hand it the rubber while stirring it)

Skipper: Get your hand out of there. (He said to Gilligan.)

Gilligan: I feel Ben Casey.

Skipper: You keep fooling around and you'll need Ben Casey.
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In an episode:
Gilligan: Me! Why always me.

*And there are much more quotes that I like.*





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"My career is ruined! after all who wants to play opposite a 7 foot leading lady!"-TINA

PROFESSOR:Look at the sky.There's an abundunce of Nimbuses in the atmosphere.
GILLIGAN:Yeah,and there are a lot of dark clouds in the sky,too.