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Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 04:15 PM
Aha, I found this add on my KaZaA and thought it was funny, lol.

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 04:17 PM
:eek:

fr00ti
02-01-2003, 04:18 PM
:lol: ive seen that ad a million times before. it always cracks me up.

Babes_Cat
02-01-2003, 04:22 PM
:grineyes: Thanks Chris.

Hollow
02-01-2003, 04:35 PM
I got an email about dick enlargement pills b4. somethin every 13 y/o chick needs. :rolleyes:

Mr. Shy Guy
02-01-2003, 04:40 PM
:lol:

Babes_Cat
02-01-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
I got an email about dick enlargement pills b4. somethin every 13 y/o chick needs. :rolleyes: Oh yes lol.

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
I got an email about dick enlargement pills b4. somethin every 13 y/o chick needs. :rolleyes:
I get those e-mails too quite often. I find no use in them at all. They get tiring after awhile.

Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by LucyFan

I get those e-mails too quite often. I find no use in them at all. They get tiring after awhile.

Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work.

Babes_Cat
02-01-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work. ;)

Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Babes_Cat
:grineyes: Thanks Chris.

Yep, the packages of condoms bounce back and forth and you need to shoot them to get a free pack, lol. I didn't bother to try though.

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work.
That's nice.

pandora_spocks
02-01-2003, 04:47 PM
:lol:

Babes_Cat
02-01-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


Yep, the packages of condoms bounce back and forth and you need to shoot them to get a free pack, lol. I didn't bother to try though. Aw, but they will come in handy one day....... -ahem- Nevermind.

Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by LucyFan

That's nice.

It's also true dude.

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
It's also true dude.
Yep, its sure is. ;)

Hollow
02-01-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work.
:rotflmao:

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work. Of course! Having a condom on is another form of birth control.

Hollow
02-01-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by LucyFan

Yep, its sure is. ;)
so thats why u dont find a use for em?

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
so thats why u dont find a use for em?
I was referring to the constant e-mails that advertizes them
not the condoms.

pandora_spocks
02-01-2003, 05:14 PM
i don't know if i should post this, but i think it's funny. i saw it on another board i go to, it's the hole board, ya know the band. anyway, this is what they said.

Top 10 Reasons To Use
Vampire Condoms

1. Black goes with anything.
2. You don't conform - why should your condoms?
3. Vampires are legendary for their endurance.
4. Gives you a good excuse to leave just before dawn.
5. What's romantic about wooden horses or dead Egyptians?
6. Seductive power of Vampires is well documented.
7. A stranger can give you worse things than a stake through the heart.
8. Great conversation starter and ice breaker.
9. Matchbook case won't leave a ring in your wallet.
10. Vampires always get invited inside.

okay, and here a link to that post in case you care.
http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212945

Hollow
02-01-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by LucyFan

I was referring to the constant e-mails that advertizes them
not the condoms.
i know.

LucyFan
02-01-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
i know.
Anyways, I find no use for those type of e-mails because they advertize the same thing over and over and over and over again. It gets really old and find myself deleting them all.

Hollow
02-01-2003, 05:18 PM
screw it

Unwanted Angel
02-01-2003, 05:44 PM
:lol: So funny I get those stupid Penis enlargement E-mails all the time lol

pandora_spocks
02-01-2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Joyce Dewitt's#1 Fan
:lol: So funny I get those stupid Penis enlargement E-mails all the time lol

:lol: i get those through my yahoo mail all the time. i'm tempted to email them back and tell them i dont even have a penis! :rotflmao:

Kay Scarpetta
02-01-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


Yea, you need to have a dick first for them to work.

Dude that just made my day :rotflmao:

Anyways....I have no need for them now. Lol. Maybe in a few years.........:p

Kay Scarpetta
02-01-2003, 05:56 PM
That's from KaZaA right? I always get those.

fr00ti
02-01-2003, 05:59 PM
dude I hate those emails. my mom was like "Im sick of the penis enlargment emails I get!" and im like oh my god my mother just said penis enlargement outloud. :lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
02-01-2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yep, the packages of condoms bounce back and forth and you need to shoot them to get a free pack, lol. I didn't bother to try though.
There are so many things I could say about that comment, but Im not LOl.

But umm no, *unfortunatly* I havent seem any ads.

ABlairican Pie
02-01-2003, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
I got an email about dick enlargement pills b4. somethin every 13 y/o chick needs. :rolleyes:

Do you by any chance have a brother named Richard who has stunted growth?



:lol:

AllIWantIsYourClutch
02-01-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Aha, I found this add on my KaZaA and thought it was funny, lol.

Yep I posted this on Oh man,

Kay Scarpetta
02-01-2003, 08:04 PM
Wow, this is what you can get with it! I love KaZaA *shakes head*

Truth
02-01-2003, 08:13 PM
Ugh I know what you guys mean with the emails, I got one a few weeks ago telling me to stop being embarrassed about my small breasts... guess they found out my secret, :D

Kay Scarpetta
02-01-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by AAOT
Ugh I know what you guys mean with the emails, I got one a few weeks ago telling me to stop being embarrassed about my small breasts... guess they found out my secret, :D

:lol:

Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Miss Karly
Wow, this is what you can get with it! I love KaZaA *shakes head*

Ahahaha. :rotflmao:

Czas na Zywiec
02-01-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

There are so many things I could say about that comment, but Im not LOl.

:p

I'm glad cause I don't want to hear it.

Warm & Fuzzy
02-01-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by AAOT
Ugh I know what you guys mean with the emails, I got one a few weeks ago telling me to stop being embarrassed about my small breasts... guess they found out my secret, :D :grineyes: We know Justin.... we know. ;)

JDS84
02-01-2003, 09:47 PM
:lol:

pandora_spocks
02-01-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by AAOT
Ugh I know what you guys mean with the emails, I got one a few weeks ago telling me to stop being embarrassed about my small breasts... guess they found out my secret, :D

:lol:

bandito
02-01-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
screw it only if you have free condoms. then your safe. :lol:

*PinkLady*
02-01-2003, 10:41 PM
:lol:

I don't use Kazaa. Figures...I really need those condoms right now...j/k.

Brian
02-01-2003, 11:02 PM
I've seen that ad about a gazillion times.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
02-01-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


:p

I'm glad cause I don't want to hear it.
LOl.. no you dont. :seeya:

Kay Scarpetta
02-02-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by bandito
only if you have free condoms. then your safe. :lol:


:rotflmao:

Czas na Zywiec
02-02-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LOl.. no you dont. :seeya:

OK, I'm dying here. Tell me. I'll handle it in a mature manner. :D

Hollow
02-02-2003, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by bandito
only if you have free condoms. then your safe. :lol:
lol i didnt mean literally! :lol: