We've already hit the ALF board and I think the FOL board, so now we've decided to hit here!!

Me: Ready Potsie?
Potsie: Yeah, give me a sec...
*Potsie accidently drogs the controller and fires the missile. It flies over and hits the bar.....it explodes*
Me: Potsie....
Potsie: Yes, pookie?
Me: You were supposed to wait till we had backup....now we have to fight this by ourselves till the others arrive. Besides, I have to leave at 3.
Potsie: You're leaving me?!?!?!?!
Me: I have a midterm tomorrow!!! But don't worry, the guys will show up! Just hold them out till Fonzie arrives, then they're done for!

Just to say. This is an official declaration of war....no insults!!! just fake violence!!

Originally posted by White_Daisy
We've already hit the ALF board and I think the FOL board, so now we've decided to hit here!!

Me: Ready Potsie?
Potsie: Yeah, give me a sec...
*Potsie accidently drogs the controller and fires the missile. It flies over and hits the bar.....it explodes*
Me: Potsie....
Potsie: Yes, pookie?
Me: You were supposed to wait till we had backup....now we have to fight this by ourselves till the others arrive. Besides, I have to leave at 3.
Potsie: You're leaving me?!?!?!?!
Me: I have a midterm tomorrow!!! But don't worry, the guys will show up! Just hold them out till Fonzie arrives, then they're done for!

Just to say. This is an official declaration of war....no insults!!! just fake violence!!
Backup has arrived! *TF puts a water-bomb packed with explosives on a table....it explodes, filling the room with water like a swimming pool.*
Wooohoooo!

Originally posted by TheFonz

Backup has arrived! *TF jumps plants a water-bomb packed with explosives....it explodes, filling the room with water like a swimming pool.*
Wooohoooo!

Potsie: Alright! Let's go swimming!!!
TF: Potsie, NO!!!!
*Potsie leaps into the pool and gets electrocuted. He's fine, his hair's just sticking up*
TF: I left an open wire...
Me: Sigh....we clearly need more back up since this one won't stay on the ground (cut to Potsie floating away towards a giant magnet as Daisy and TheFonz struggle to keep him down)

We need backup!!!

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Potsie: Alright! Let's go swimming!!!
TF: Potsie, NO!!!!
*Potsie leaps into the pool and gets electrocuted. He's fine, his hair's just sticking up*
TF: I left an open wire...
Me: Sigh....we clearly need more back up since this one won't stay on the ground (cut to Potsie floating away towards a giant magnet as Daisy and TheFonz struggle to keep him down)

We need backup!!!
*TF jumps into the water*
WD: TF what the heck are you doing????
TF: I'm pulling the plug!
WD: What plug?
TF This plug *Pulls plug and all the water drains out. Potsie is now safe.*

Originally posted by TheFonz

*TF jumps into the water*
WD: TF what the heck are you doing????
TF: I'm pulling the plug!
WD: What plug?
TF This plug *Pulls plug and all the water drains out. Potsie is now safe.*

Me: Yay!! Potsie!! Now, back to business!! Who's our backup?!?!?!
Ralph: How are ya! How are ya! How are ya! (comes up to TF and WD and slaps them on the back)
Me: TheFonz, you thinking what I'm thinking?
TF: (grins)
*they both pick up Ralph and throw him at the Cheers mafia*
*Thud....silence....jokes....Cheers mafia runs away screaming*

Originally posted by TheFonz

*TF jumps into the water*
WD: TF what the heck are you doing????
TF: I'm pulling the plug!
WD: What plug?
TF This plug *Pulls plug and all the water drains out. Potsie is now safe.*
Potsie: Hey thanks!
TF: That's ok!
Potsie: *Grabs remote in TF's hand* What's this button do?
TF: NO! DON'T PUSH THAT....
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
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TF: *In raspy voice*....Button *Collapses*

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Me: Yay!! Potsie!! Now, back to business!! Who's our backup?!?!?!
Ralph: How are ya! How are ya! How are ya! (comes up to TF and WD and slaps them on the back)
Me: TheFonz, you thinking what I'm thinking?
TF: (grins)
*they both pick up Ralph and throw him at the Cheers mafia*
*Thud....silence....jokes....Cheers mafia runs away screaming*
TF: Muahahahahah! Behold the power of Malph. :lol:
WD: Hey, I got an idea...*Grabs megaphone and tape recorder*
TF: Ah...I know what your doing!*Snickers*
*WD plays the nonstop Tape of WaWaWa over the Megaphone the Cheers Mafia and Cast all collapse and cover their ears in horror*

Ummm, no offense, but do you people have nothing better to do with your lives than waste space on this board. I've already notified TJ about this thread. Waste somebody elses time.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Ummm, no offense, but do you people have nothing better to do with your lives than waste space on this board. I've already notified TJ about this thread. Waste somebody elses time.
Ah okay. Party pooper. :nonono:

Me: I have one more last plan to get rid of Cheers....but where is he?!?!?!?!
Chachi: Hey, everyone!! Fonzie said that you needed backup!! What can I do? After all, you do need a REAL man in this situation
*Potsie and TheFonz glare at him. Daisy considers hitting him with The Feminine Mystique*
Me: Here, just take this packet and walk over there.
Chachi: But I'll die, the Cheers mafia will kill me!!
TF: Oh no they won't....
*Chachi grabs the packet and walks slowly to the other side. Before he even reaches the Cheers borders....*

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Chachi: (with soot all over his face) Very very funny, you guys just crack me up...
Potsie: (stares at Chachi's hair which has a bit of fire burning in it) CHACHI!!!!
TF&Me: Potsie!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Potsie smacks Chachi hard on the head and Chachi falls down unconscious*
TF: Oh god....
Me: We're screwed....

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Me: I have one more last plan to get rid of Cheers....but where is he?!?!?!?!
Chachi: Hey, everyone!! Fonzie said that you needed backup!! What can I do? After all, you do need a REAL man in this situation
*Potsie and TheFonz glare at him. Daisy considers hitting him with The Feminine Mystique*
Me: Here, just take this packet and walk over there.
Chachi: But I'll die, the Cheers mafia will kill me!!
TF: Oh no they won't....
*Chachi grabs the packet and walks slowly to the other side. Before he even reaches the Cheers borders....*

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Chachi: (with soot all over his face) Very very funny, you guys just crack me up...
Potsie: (stares at Chachi's hair which has a bit of fire burning in it) CHACHI!!!!
TF&Me: Potsie!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Potsie smacks Chachi hard on the head and Chachi falls down unconscious*
TF: Oh god....
Me: We're screwed....
:lol: :D

Okay, Brian, we'll leave now. :)

SIT ON IT!

Originally posted by NORM
SIT ON IT!
Same to you, NORM!
:p :joke: :D :D

it's all good times!

OH this thread is cracking me up lol.

This thread is very funny! Spices things up a little around! No reason to get mad about it Brian! Who cares if they are just having some innocent fun? It isn't hurting you any is it? I didn't think so:) Have fun guys... but please, spare Diane Chambers... My life would miserable without her:woohoo:

AMEN to that one!

I apologize. When I first read the thread I felt that they were trying to ruin the board. I'm sorry guys.

no i agreed with you too at first.

Potsie and Ralph can take out Norm and Cliff :lol:

Hell no. Norm and Cliff would dominate those 50's losers

you know..... i highly highly highly doubt that those two could take out norm and cliff
im actually certain!

Originally posted by shelleys#1fan
you know..... i highly highly highly doubt that those two could take out norm and cliff
im actually certain!
Ditto, Ralph would probably run away crying before anyone touched him and Potsie would try to hit Norm and punch himself. Fonzie, on the other hand could take out the whole Cheers cast single handed!:lol:

Originally posted by TheFonz

Ditto, Ralph would probably run away crying before anyone touched him and Potsie would try to hit Norm and punch himself. Fonzie, on the other hand could take out the whole Cheers cast single handed!:lol:

Wel...Ok Cliff and Norm probably could take out Potsie and Ralph, But The Fonz is way cooler than Sam Malone :lol:

No way the Fonze is cooler than Sam Malone. Sam was an ex baseball player and owned a bar. All Fonzie did was become a sissy teacher. ;)

Originally posted by Brian Damage
No way the Fonze is cooler than Sam Malone. Sam was an ex baseball player and owned a bar. All Fonzie did was become a sissy teacher. ;)
:lol:
He owned a Garage and half a restaurant too!

Originally posted by TheFonz

:lol:
He owned a Garage and half a restaurant too!

Diane and Rebecca were also waaaay cuter than Joanie and Mrs. C. :D

Chachi is MUCH better than Woody!

And if i need Phsychiatric help, Than screw Frasier Crane, Ill go visit Roger Phillips thank you :D

Cliff could just talk the Happy Days gang to death and Norm will just eat you.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Cliff could just talk the Happy Days gang to death and Norm will just eat you.

You do that and ill have Roger bore the Cheers Gang to death, And Al will eat you!

All I have to say is..thats it's all about CHEERS.and Sam Malone is way better than the Fonz..:)

Lilith Sternin Crane could just give your guys one of her cold icy stares.

PS,
Frasier is probably more boring than Roger Phillips. As you can see, I'm very competitive.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Lilith Sternin Crane could just give your guys one of her cold icy stares.

PS,
Frasier is probably more boring than Roger Phillips. As you can see, I'm very competitive.
You obvouisly havent met Roger!! :lol: :D

Are you kidding me? Sam couldnt even get Rebecca after all those years, But all Fonz would have to do is snap his fingers! And when was the last time Sam hit a jukebox and made music play? :lol:

Please, that jukebox in Arnold's was rigged. ;) Besides, Sam had his own place, unlike Fonzie who had to mooch off the Cunninghams for years.

Exactly. The Fonz was a big loser. All he did was live off the cunninghams and have flings with teenage girls. And I never remember him actually saying that he went to bed with anyone. Sam did that regularly. He had his OWN place, his OWN bar, and his OWN friends. The Fonz didn't have friends. He had little brain washed teeny boppers who followed him around. The Fonz can sit on it!

For your infomation, Chad, Sam did eventually get Rebecca. So there:happyface

Actually Fonzie did have his own place, He owned Arnolds and Bronco's Garage in the last few seasons.

Wrestling is fake..............

Originally posted by NORM
Wrestling is fake..............

Oh Man...Why must that always be an insult to wrestling fans? LOL...Everyone knows Its Predetirmined, But Fake? Nah, They take more bumps in one match than most people do in their entire lives. The fact that they decide who wins a match before it happens doesent bother me. Its entertainment, Cheers is fake too you know...;)

Cause they are fat asses who cannot walk without falling down. Try skateboarding. Lots of slams. And it is fake. It's like acting. Bad acting.

Originally posted by NORM
Cause they are fat asses who cannot walk without falling down. Try skateboarding. Lots of slams. And it is fake. It's like acting. Bad acting.

:lol: Whatever you say man, But i would like to see you try it. Try watching Tough Enough on MTV sometime, Youd be surprised how much it takes just to get into the business.

Now you know Sam is cooler than the Fonz cuz he had friends not teenager ones!and Lilith Sternin could just look at the Fonz and make him cry :wave:

Originally posted by NORM
Wrestling is fake..............

I'm sorry Norm but I'm gonna have to take Chad Doody's side on that one.

However, getting back to the Fonz, I agree with you there. He never admitted to sleeping with any of them and he was kind of close with those teenage boys. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :lol:

pardon me for interrupting but...
this is the stupidest post ive ever read!!
continue..

Carla could rip Fonzie apart with her one-liner zingers. She'd make him look like a schoolboy.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
However, getting back to the Fonz, I agree with you there. He never admitted to sleeping with any of them and he was kind of close with those teenage boys. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :lol:
:lol: :rotflmao: :lol:
Good one Brian.

Yeah, once I stick Lilith on your sad excuse for a mafia, y'all will be sobbing like a baby and wishing you never messed with the Cheers gang. :)


Lilith: My name's Lilith.
Albert: Ah, the demon Goddess. Are you like the ah, independant, fireball that was your predecessor?
Lilith: I make her look like a vacillating cream puff.

Originally posted by Dr. Lilith Sternin


Lilith: My name's Lilith.
Albert:[/b] Ah, the demon Goddess. Are you like the ah, independant, fireball that was your predecessor?
Lilith: I make her look like a vacillating cream puff.

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i love that quote it was hilarious when she said it!

How about all us Cheers fans join the Louie's Hitmen Mafia (the Taxi Mafia) and fight the Happy Days Mafia?

*Runs in panting with a bucket of chicken*

Me: NORM when can I stop being a trainee? I've been eating at the Hungry Heffer and drinking for 2 days straight and I'm only 30 pounds away. Although my bar tab is still lacking...
NORM: Shutup and help in the war. I bet that Fonzie guy weighs about 30 pounds. Why don't you go eat him?
Me: Isn't he a bit big to eat?
NORM: *Laughs* I eat a plate of food that size for lunch and I still have room for dessert and seconds and a couple of beers.
Cliff: I have to warn you 2 that cannabilism is illegal and being a governement official-
NORM and I: SHUTUP!
Cliff: Yes sir. Shutting up.
NORM: Alright trainee Norm let's see you fight the one called Chaochi.
Me: Yes sir...
NORM: Wait. Before you go in look at this picture.

*NORM shows me a pic of Vera. I shudder*

NORM: Just keep picturing him as that and you'll do fine.

*I run over and start punching Chaochi then I throw him through the wall of Arnolds. The Fonz is there and he snaps his fingers. A beer appears on the floor. I start drinking the beer and get a chair broken over my head*

NORM: I don't blame him. Who could resist beer?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao:

Originally posted by WingsFan
How about all us Cheers fans join the Louie's Hitmen Mafia (the Taxi Mafia) and fight the Happy Days Mafia?

I give that suggestion :thumbsup: :thumbsup:.

*Runs back to base*

Me: Well the Liliths are taking care of Chaochi. He took one look at them and he died.
NORM: Good. Where are the Dianes by the way?
Me: I saw them boring Arnold to death.
NORM: Good. Well this time go fight the stupid one. Potsie I think it is. He's nearly dead anyway since that whole pool thing.
Me: ok....

*I go over to Potsie he offers me a beer and I take it and drink it*

NORM: NOOO! THEY PUT SLEEPING POWDER IN THAT BEER!
Me: Tastes fine to me.
Fonzie: Pots did ya forget to put in the sleeping powder?
Potsie: That was part of the plan?

*I break the beer mug over Potsies head but notice a tiny trickle of beer falling to the ground. I jump under it and drink it. Fonzie picks me up by my shirt*

NORM: See why you need those extra 30 pounds?
Fonzie: You're going down Peterson.

*I reach into my pocket and find the barbecue ribs from the Hungry Heffer I stuffed into my pocket. I hit the Fonz in the face with them then proceed to eat them. After hitting The Fonz and getting barbecue sauce in his eyes I punch him sending him through a window. He jumps up and I see that I tore his jacket. He's mad. I trip as he's running at me and he falls in the pool. He gets severely electrocuted and falls to the bottom of the pool. I get one of my emergency beers out of my pocket and drink it. Suddenly Fonzie jumps out of the pool horrendously mutated*

NORM: Hold on. Now first The Fonz is alive after being thrown through a glass window, then he gets electrocuted, and then he drowns and now he's back yet mutated?
Me: Remember. He still had the barbecue sauce in his in his eyes and he had glass shards on him and all kinds of things. All that stuff must have made him mutate when he was electrocuted.
NORM: What is this, Ghostbusters?
Dr. Frasier Crane: There's no way he could've mutated even with that stuff on him. He should be dead. I say we're in the Twilight Zone.

*Fonzie starts shooting glass from his hands every where. I throw a beer in his face and start running but it looks like Fonzie is melting. I run back and find him dead and melted.*

Me: Ok he's dead.

*Fonzie suddenly regenerates*

Me: Ok he's not dead.
Frasier: I have an idea.

*Frasier creates a boy bomb*

Frasier: Mmmmmm..... That's good plastic explosive! Now my little boy bomb. When Fonzie says "You've been a great audience" you run to him and hug him blowing you and the Fonz up!!! KILL KRUSTY HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... I mean..... KILL FONZIE!!!!!!

*Boy bomb fails*

Frasier: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! We need reinforcements.

You speak the language very well Wendt Fan Tranie.

Bailes has no trainee:( :( :(

I've come here to spread my lethal cold germs!

*coughs on everything*

Hahaha!!!

Originally posted by Katie_NY
I've come here to spread my lethal cold germs!

*coughs on everything*

Hahaha!!!

Luckily, we stocked up on Tylenol and Vitamin C so I don't think your cold germs will be that much of a threat!

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
tee hee that was a good one!!!
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

thats right... Cheers fans come prepared, unlike you happy days fans who forgot ur tylenol, so I decide to give the cold back! *gives cold bug back to Happy Days mafia* so there..try givin me a cold...haha..too funny!:lol: :lol: :lol:

I went over to the Happy Days boards and gave them the most annoying thing I could think of: Barney the Dinosaur! :lol:

Next, I'll send over Carla's kids. Wait a minute, I'm not THAT cruel!

Hey this is war and in war there is no such thing as being too cruel!! Send over Carla's kids... oh and I do mean all of em!! lol...Hey happy days fans... we play dirty don't we?:lol:

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Take that Cheers Gang!!

Hahaha! Potsie just took out Woody!

:ufo: A UFO comes and takes Richie. It's Mork from Ork!


Frasier: Did we all see that?
NORM: Yep...
Frasier: Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one.
Me: We still have Fonzie to deal with. He's still out there. Mutated.
NORM: We just won't go out there then. I always dreamed of retiring and living in Cheers anyway.
Frasier: Poor Woody.
Norm: Look! We're being dug out of the snow!
Me: We might have hope after all.

I put my emergency beer back in my pocket. The diggers turn out to be the Fonz, Potsie, and Ralph.

Fonz: Heyyyyyy....
Norm: :smash:
Fonz: Ow... That really hurt Mista P.
Norm: No I'm just Norm. The trainee is Norm Peterson.
Fonz: Oooookkkkk.....
Ralph: Hey did you ever hear the one about the Cow and the Horse?
Fonz: This is no time for jokes Malph. :smash:
Ralph: :bonk:
Potsie: :bash:
Fonz: :boxing:
:stooges:

Me: Should we blast them with the heat ray gun?
Norm: You have a heat ray gun?
Me: Yeah.
Norm: We could've gotten out of here!! :smash:
Me: Sorry. Should we use it?
Norm: I guess...

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Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
thats right... Cheers fans come prepared, unlike you happy days fans who forgot ur tylenol, so I decide to give the cold back! *gives cold bug back to Happy Days mafia* so there..try givin me a cold...haha..too funny!:lol: :lol: :lol:
I already have a cold.:p

My boys have have experience in the Army!! Yesiree, my men Richie and Ralph know how to fight and fight well!! They didnt make Richie the leader of ROTC for nothing!!:p

And I agree with Chad... I dont think you guys understand how boring Roger is. Throw in a bandana-wearing WaWaWa speaking Chachi and you've got my nightmare!!:eek:

:p

GET THE FLAME THROWER!

*TF grabs a Flame thrower and catches the Bar on fire*

TAKE THAT!

Now for the Second round...Heh heh.

FIRE WHEN READY!

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your forgetting the bar has already been caught on fire once...and we got it back! and we'll do it again!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by shelleys#1fan
your forgetting the bar has already been caught on fire once...and we got it back! and we'll do it again!:lol: :lol: :lol:

A very good point Bailey. The bar is indescrutable, it's been around for 114 years and it will continue to stand, and there is nothing you mafia members can do about it.

Norm is out of the picture, I just put a diuretic in his beer. He'll be in the men's room til June.

Now you've gone too far. You son of Bitch. That's why Happy Days got cancelled because they tried to stretch that show out for so long and it eventually was like the worst show on television. And what ever happened to Richie's older brother. He just vanished. Hmm. The Fonz probably raped him like all the other teenage boys on that show.

Originally posted by NORM
. Hmm. The Fonz probably raped him like all the other teenage boys on that show.
HAHAHAHAHA!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by NORM
Now you've gone too far. You son of Bitch. That's why Happy Days got cancelled because they tried to stretch that show out for so long and it eventually was like the worst show on television. And what ever happened to Richie's older brother. He just vanished. Hmm. The Fonz probably raped him like all the other teenage boys on that show.
LIES!
Shame shame. :nonono:

You will be sorry. The Giant Joanie & Richie monsters have returned, AND THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!

*Giant Joanie & Richie pick up all of the Cheers/Taxi Board members and Cast members, then eat them*



:lol:

Sit on it! What the hell does that mean anyway. Sit on what. Obviously not your ass because there all sore from the Fonz's raping spree.

:lookaroun :lookaroun :lookaroun :lookaroun
:rotflmao:

Originally posted by NORM
That's why Happy Days got cancelled because they tried to stretch that show out for so long and it eventually was like the worst show on television.

That is defintely true. Cheers was still in 8th place in it's final season. It's final episode also had almost 100 million viewers, so sit on IT!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
so sit on IT!
you know...right when you said that I sat on my hairbrush:lol:

Ok, ok... this board isn't big enough for both the 50s and the 80s, and seeing that this IS a CHEERS board, I suggest that you goody two shoes, 50s square wannabes pack up your little, nothing army and head back to Arnolds... cause you can't hande Cheers!

Originally posted by shelleys#1fan

you know...right when you said that I sat on my hairbrush:lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by NORM
Sit on it! What the hell does that mean anyway. Sit on what. Obviously not your ass because there all sore from the Fonz's raping spree.

OK, geez, this is all just supposed to be fun and games here. No need to take it that far.

Originally posted by NORM
Now you've gone too far. You son of Bitch. That's why Happy Days got cancelled because they tried to stretch that show out for so long and it eventually was like the worst show on television. And what ever happened to Richie's older brother. He just vanished. Hmm. The Fonz probably raped him like all the other teenage boys on that show.

Hey, this "feud" was all in fun, you don't have to sink rock bottom. Rape is not even remotely funny. Talk about going too far.

Ok, Really guys. It was all intended to just mess around and have some fun. Theirs no need to take it that far.

Originally posted by RollerGirl


Hey, this "feud" was all in fun, you don't have to sink rock bottom. Rape is not even remotely funny. Talk about going too far.
I agree. It was all just in good fun.

Did you guys täke our ä's? Becäuse you know we c*n't spell Häppy Däys without them! Whät ä dirty trick!

Just Kidding.

Norm wås just joking åround..ånd besides you guys were the ones who brought weåpons!

:rolleyes: Raping spree? Whatever! Sorry, but the Fonz's reputation does not tarnish due to such childish lies.

If I recall correctly, Norm admitted to being afraid of telling anyone that he truly loved his wife. While, admittedly, this is was a touching moment, it only verifies that Norm is a coward. If he is afraid of revealing his feelings, how on earth could he ever fight in war? I imagine he'd be hiding behind the bar chowing down while his friends were trying to fight-- or maybe, they wouldn't be fighting either....

Rebecca would be too busy hitting on Fonzie, because she was easy. I would in turn, be throwing her out on her bum....followed by scolding Fonzie for being flattered that she was hitting on him.

Carla and Mrs. C would be at a table comparing their kids' pictures and competing over who is the best mother and does the most to put up with their families. Because both are strong willed, neither would allow the other to win this competition, so they'd decide by having an arm wrestling contest. But, something-- some force would bring them to see they were on common ground, and Carla would tell Marion, "Hey, you're one tough cookie. I respect you." Marion would blush profusely and thank her by saying, "You 're a good mother, you don't get the credit you deserve."

Mr. C would smell the food Norm is eating, and subtley make his way around the bar and join in on eating the food. Norm wouldn't want to share, but having compassion for the hungry, he would cave in and scoot his bucket of fried chicken over to Howard.

Roger and Frasier would talk psychology-- they both prefer psychology over violence. The harm they would equally cause would be to bore everyone else.


The real fight would linger between Sam and Fonzie. It would last a while, until they each equally impressed the other with dating stories, and they would sit down and further exchange stories. Both marveling that they found someone similar to themselves.

And, we the board members, would be coaching them to stop getting along and fight. Disgusted, we would come to the board and argue who was the best-- standing up for the honor of our favorite characters.

I got like half way through your post and got tired of those little stars. And then the Fonz sig. this is the cheers board. Not the no talent ***** losers board. I will admit that Ron Howard was a good actior and a GREAT director. But the rest of that cast sucked. Scott Baio, his show was awful. So I was joking about the rape thing. and you guys didn't have to make the same post 5 times in a row. Chill out.

Rape is nothing to joke about. This was all fun until you made those so called "jokes". They are offensive and uncalled for.

Ok then. I get that you took offense. Just remember that the "Happy Squad" started this whole thing and the secon someone says one bad thing everyone freaks out. And the fact that it is just a show and that it was not true is what makes it funny. Now if it were true that is different. But you guys are the ones who came here. Just cause your shows board died doesn't mean you have to annoy us. Later.

Originally posted by NORM
Ok then. I get that you took offense. Just remember that the "Happy Squad" started this whole thing and the secon someone says one bad thing everyone freaks out. And the fact that it is just a show and that it was not true is what makes it funny. Now if it were true that is different. But you guys are the ones who came here. Just cause your shows board died doesn't mean you have to annoy us. Later.

Our board died? Our board is one of the biggest ones here!

By the way, We dont want any trouble. I Like Cheers too, I Was just joining in on the fun.

Sorry about those stars-- that seriously sucked. I didn't have any control over that. I fixed it, though.


"And then the Fonz sig. this is the cheers board. "

Ok....hold on while I go change my sign. just so I can post on your Cheers board. Then, I'll change it over when I post on the Happy Days board. Right, like I have nothing else to fill my time with. Take note of my sarcasm here, NORM. ;)

"So I was joking about the rape thing. and you guys didn't have to make the same post 5 times in a row. Chill out. "

If you are a guy, you're really not going to appreciate the horrors of rape. But to a woman-- any woman, no matter if they are Happy Days fans or not-- rape is one of the bottom most topics to joke about. We're not jumping all over you-- just pointing out that rape is a very scary and very real thing that doesn't make for the best joke. So, now, you are probably seething that we're pointing out a flaw. Calm down, we don't think any less of you. We're all adults here.

"I will admit that Ron Howard was a good actior and a GREAT director."

:faint: Wow! You commented someone from the Happy Days cast. :eek: ....(beat)... :clap: I'm so proud of you!
You're right, Ron Howard is a very talented man-- I have been following his career for some time, now.


And Chad is right, our board never died. We're phenomenal! :D

Sits behind the bar eating a bucket of chicken.

Hey I may be a coward but at least I have a bucket of chicken and a keg.

Originally posted by Norm Peterson
Sits behind the bar eating a bucket of chicken.

Hey I may be a coward but at least I have a bucket of chicken and a keg.

Good point.....

Go Happy Days AND Cheers. My two favorite shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE'RE BAAAAAACK pumpkin:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=503839

Originally posted by Chad Doody
WE'RE BAAAAAACK pumpkin:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=503839

And we's gots Mabella now so you're 10% in more trouble.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
And we's gots Mabella now so you're 10% in more trouble. Make that 20%. Bellacina is IN THA HOUSE.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Make that 20%. Bellacina is IN THA HOUSE.

110% with

Originally posted by *A TV People*
And we's gots Mabella now so you're 10% in more trouble.

*pretends to understand*

I Believe this Is OUR Board Now.

And we haven't Forgotten about you, NORM!

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
*pretends to understand*

Happy Days Mafia, Lauren. That's us. And you need an Italian gangster name...like Mabella Tony Marichianno...only that's my name so you have to pick another one.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Happy Days Mafia, Lauren. That's us. And you need an Italian gangster name...like Mabella Tony Marichianno...only that's my name so you have to pick another one.

Im The leader...Big C. Doodiano

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im The leader...Big C. Doodiano

And I'm the hot sidekick that likes to shoot things, like cat's tails.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im The leader...Big C. Doodiano
I am Bellacina Dineros. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

And this is Jack...he's gonna eat yous alive.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
And I'm the hot sidekick that likes to shoot things, like cat's tails. I'm the cute bubbly one who makes things EXCITING and FUN. Oh yeah.

This is our land once again, Cheers Fans, no more talk about Norm or anything Cheers Related...Just Happy Days and Tacos!

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I'm the cute bubbly one who makes things EXCITING and FUN. Oh yeah.

But I still have betta outta fits.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
And this is Jack...he's gonna eat yous alive.
That's Jacko. He's a wild man, so watch out.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
This is our land once again, Cheers Fans, no more talk about Norm or anything Cheers Related...Just Happy Days and Tacos!

And outta fits.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Happy Days Mafia, Lauren. That's us. And you need an Italian gangster name...like Mabella Tony Marichianno...only that's my name so you have to pick another one.

Can I be BOB?

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Can I be BOB?

Bobino Deltorro.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
This is our land once again, Cheers Fans, no more talk about Norm or anything Cheers Related...Just Happy Days and Tacos!

:crying:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
:crying:

It had to a happen sometime.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
:crying:

We can't even talk about Al?! :(

:notworthy

http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/cheers/guests/al.jpg

Originally posted by *A TV People*
But I still have betta outta fits.
This is The Mafia. We don't need to worry about clothes.


WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHOES.
http://www.zappos.com/images/G/GloryChen9/GloryChen9blkt.jpg

Originally posted by *A TV People*
It had to a happen sometime.

NOOO. :grr: Cheers is forever! :heart:

I guess, I'll *try* not to mention it. :o

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
This is The Mafia. We don't need to worry about clothes.


WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHOES.
http://www.zappos.com/images/G/GloryChen9/GloryChen9blkt.jpg

Yeah, but I'm the hot one...I'm allowed to. Doh.

*eats a Cheers Fan's® finger*

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Bobino Deltorro. Somebody needs to be named Roberto.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
We can't even talk about Al?! :(

:notworthy

http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/cheers/guests/al.jpg

Well since your a Friend...We will allow you to discuss Frasier.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Bobino Deltorro.

YAYYY.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
NOOO. :grr: Cheers is forever! :heart:

I guess, I'll *try* not to mention it. :o

Every board will go down eventually.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Yeah, but I'm the hot one...I'm allowed to. Doh.

*eats a Cheers Fan's® finger*
But I'm the cute one. And that means I am BETTER than you. And I'm exciting. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Well since your a Friend...We will allow you to discuss Frasier. That Goes for Kelsey Grammer too.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Every board will go down eventually.

I'm confused now. :lol:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
But I'm the cute one. And that means I am BETTER than you. And I'm exciting. :rolleyes:

But I'm dark and shadowy and I shoot things. Don't tell me that's not exciting :rolleyes: *shoots something next to Bellacina*

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
I'm confused now. :lol:

We're Taking Over. Join Us or feel our Wrath.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
We're Taking Over. Join Us or feel our Wrath.

:(

Originally posted by Chad Doody
We're Taking Over. Join Us or feel our Wrath. Lets Concure SO!

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
:(

Answer or I'll take of your shoes.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
But I'm dark and shadowy and I shoot things. Don't tell me that's not exciting :rolleyes: *shoots something next to Bellacina* *Shoots your hat knocking it off your head* DON'T MESS WITH ME, WOMEN. I AM THE GREAT BELLACINA.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Shoots your hat knocking it off your head* DON'T MESS WITH ME, WOMEN. I AM THE GREAT BELLACINA.

I named you, you fedachini mozzatone! *shoots alley building causing bullet to strike back and forth between walls and eventually falling to the groud*

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1647947#post1647947

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I named you, you fedachini mozzatone! *shoots alley building causing bullet to strike back and forth between walls and eventually falling to the groud*
*Stares* *rolls eyes* I will not waste my time with you. The Great Bellacina has much better things to do than fight over something so immature and childish. *tips hat*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Stares* *rolls eyes* I will not waste my time with you. The Great Bellacina has much better things to do than fight over something so immature and childish. *tips hat*

You said it. *kicks garbage can*

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
*Stares* *rolls eyes* I will not waste my time with you. The Great Bellacina has much better things to do than fight over something so immature and childish. *tips hat*

*Smacks everyone in the head*

WE HAVE TO GET ALONG YA SCHMUCKS!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Smacks everyone in the head*

WE HAVE TO GET ALONG YA SCHMUCKS!

Yes, Big C.

riiight- you never met an Italian gangster girl until you've met me, or my Cheers board family for that matter. And on behalf of all of us here, and on beahlf of us REAL Italians, we'd like to say:

WELCOME TO CHEERS
(no NOT Arnold's, CHEERS)

Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
riiight- you never met an Italian gangster girl until you've met me, or my Cheers board family for that matter. And on behalf of all of us here, and on beahlf of us REAL Italians, we'd like to say:

WELCOME TO CHEERS
(no NOT Arnold's, CHEERS)

:clap

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
We can't even talk about Al?! :(

:notworthy

http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/cheers/guests/al.jpg only this one:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/almolinarostill.jpg

Originally posted by robyrob
only this one:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/almolinarostill.jpg

Oh, you guys can't take over the Cheers board. Stay at TSR. :grr:

I will talk about Cheers as much as I please.

Well, I'm going to talk about Al as much as I want, not Arnold. Al is so much better, and so much funnier!

I go to Boston for 2 days.
Come back....

and theres a f*cking war?!







IM IN.

Originally posted by barwars88
I go to Boston for 2 days.
Come back....

and theres a f*cking war?!







IM IN.

War? What war? There is no war- Cheers is clearly better

Originally posted by barwars88
I go to Boston for 2 days.
Come back....

and theres a f*cking war?!







IM IN.

The Happy Days Mafia took over. :lol:

Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
War? What war? There is no war- Cheers is clearly better

Not In This Lifetime!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Not In This Lifetime! Not EVER.

ok at least us Cheers fans don't have to go around pretending we're tough; we ARE tough

Wasn't Happy Days that started the whole JUmp the Shark phenomenon? How cool are you really when you have an office where people take dumps? Sam is waaaay cooler than Fonzie.

Hahaha!!! I loved this thread...though I am a Fonzie lover...:) Sam isn't bad looking, either;-)

Sam stayed a bachelor the longest, though!


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