Seriously after the third time that he messed up a rescue attempt I think I would have locked him up.
Or how about the visitors to the island, after the 3 one jerked us around, I think I would have tied up the next one until their way off showed up.
I like coconuts, but not that much.

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I could not see the forest for the trees... weren't there.

Seems to me it was stupid to let Gilligan "help" after all he's done. I really don't think the Professor or Mary Ann had much desire to leave. The Skipper did, Ginger really did, the Howells wanted to but didn't need to, as they could hear what was going on in the business world and that's all they cared about. Gilligan didn't care either way.

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The 8th Castaway, The Stowaway
"Gilligan thinks he's Mary Ann, and Ginger has to play Mary Ann because Mary Ann thinks she's Ginger."
"Have you been eating peaches and brandy without the peaches again?"
"Gilligan, I shall repose comment."
"Why are you giving this to me?" "Because it's broken."
"I just wanted to ask if I could join in the game!"
"In addition to beauty and face and figure, there is a lady on this island who exhibits sweetness and warmth, the lady I would pick as the most beautiful in the world, Mary Ann."