My buddy and I are racking our brains to figure out what episode/situation this quote came from:

"You don't know...and you don't want to know!"

I think it was Fred saying it...but can't remember the context or episode...we used to say it all the time in high school!!!

Thats from episode 044 - Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman

Its where Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house next door. Fred walks outside and asks what's going on, and thats when the two robbers reply "You don't know...and you don't want to know!" or something like that.

(Here's a conversation between Fred and Hazel at the house after the wedding)

Fred: How would you like one across the lips?
Hazel Oh, no you're not!
Fred: I betcha, Hazel, I'll hit yo' mouth so hard you'll end up in the ambulance!

(Here's the time when Fred came back from St. Louis and they threw him a party)

Fred: Here are my two favorite people that remind me so much of characters from a fairy tale: Beauty and the Beast!
Esther: Why did you have to say that? I didn't insult you!
I could've called you a pickle-headed heathen, but I didn't! And I could've called you a frog-eyed, fish-eating fool, but I didn't!
Fred: Well, I could've called you a monkey-faced bottom-lipped gorilla, but I didn't, and I am now, you monkey-faced gorilla-head ape, you!

You won't get no sympathy from me! If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "ship" and "syphillis"! -Maj. Benson Winifred Payne (Major Payne)

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fred said "hazel ,if i hit you in yo mouth, i bet yo lips get to the hospital before the amalaunce"

and it was monkey face ,flat bottom gorilla.

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