As you can see alot of us are trying to get the board to wake up some so it doesnt die out.. What is everyones favorite quotes? Mine is in my sig, i also love "Sit on it" "ayyyy" " Live fast, love hard and dont let anyone else use your comb" "whoa", and so many others!

This is my favorite HD quote of all time, from the episode where Joanie buys a car and gets a job at a movie theatre.


"Old Lady: If you were my husband id poison you

Howard: If you were my wife id take it"

I Love that LOL

Originally posted by Chad Doody
This is my favorite HD quote of all time, from the episode where Joanie buys a car and gets a job at a movie theatre.


"Old Lady: If you were my husband id poison you

Howard: If you were my wife id take it"

I Love that LOL

LOL I love that episode!!!

"I think he said "Loosen the bell, the goat is home!!"
:lol:

Oh I definitely love "Sit on it"...especially when Howard and Marion say it....that cracks me up!

You're such a Potsie!!

I wish I knew someone who was a Potsie;)

LOL I loved yesterdays quote too in one of the eps.. Potsie: How bout we sing row row row your boat? Ralph : How bout you shut shut shut up? ( or something like that itw as funny!! .

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
LOL I loved yesterdays quote too in one of the eps.. Potsie: How bout we sing row row row your boat? Ralph : How bout you shut shut shut up? ( or something like that itw as funny!! .

I know!!! I loved that quote! Was it just me or was Ralph incredibly moody yesterday?

I love it when Richie calls someone "Bucko" when he gets tough with them. Also "Yowsa Yowsa Yowsa"

There's a song called "Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah Yowsah)" by Chic. Everytime I hear that, I think of Richie. :lol:

Originally posted by White_Daisy


I know!!! I loved that quote! Was it just me or was Ralph incredibly moody yesterday? yeah he was in a pretty cranky mood! LOL. I also remembered one of my favorites.. "I found my thrill.." how can I forget taht one?! and al's yep yep yep LOL.

Originally posted by Katie_NY
I love it when Richie calls someone "Bucko" when he gets tough with them. Also "Yowsa Yowsa Yowsa"

There's a song called "Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah Yowsah)" by Chic. Everytime I hear that, I think of Richie. :lol:


I loved when Richie called the professor "Bucko" and Fonzie said, "When he starts out with Bucko, you'd better watch out!" (Potsie Quits School)


I also love "How are ya? How are ya? How are ya?"

Here's one that I really like!!! It's from the episode where Richie goes to the library and he meets Lori Beth!!!

Lori Beth: What soriority do you belong to???
Richie: Mama-Papa-Sister:lol: :lol: :lol:

I know this isn't a quote, BUT I LOVE IT EVERYTIME RALPH FIGHTS!!!

He always makes me laugh so much, I can't believe that Donny Most isn't a naturally funny person!

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
Here's one that I really like!!! It's from the episode where Richie goes to the library and he meets Lori Beth!!!

Lori Beth: What soriority do you belong to???
Richie: Mama-Papa-Sister:lol: :lol: :lol:



LOL agreed that quote is so cute!

Ralph: Leather you may have a nail in your heel but you got a lot of sole. I still got it! even in retirement!
Marion: Fairy Godmother

I lvoe all the ones mentioned:happyface

But my fav is in my siggy!!!!!!:lol:

Originally posted by White_Daisy


I can't believe that Donny Most isn't a naturally funny person!

Me neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:happyface He shouldve been on Saturday Night Live!!!!!:lol: If he was he'd be my fav of all time!!!!!

Gosh...if I ever meet Anson Williams and he doesn't act dumb, I'll kill myself! Okay, too dramatic. I'd stop liking Potsie! WAAAAAAAAAY too dramatic. Wel...I'd be upset!

Another favorite quote was when Howard and Marion went to the lodge on their 23rd wedding anniversary and that girl who was looking for the guy who was cheating on his wife was asking Howard about going with her

Girl: I'm footloose and fancy free!!!
Howard: My feet hurt and I have children!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
Another favorite quote was when Howard and Marion went to the lodge on their 23rd wedding anniversary and that girl who was looking for the guy who was cheating on his wife was asking Howard about going with her

Girl: I'm footloose and fancy free!!!
Howard: My feet hurt and I have children!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL!! I have another one for ya guys.. Howard :Heres a life saver rich.. might make you feel better!

ANOTHER!!!!!!!

Howard : Go to the field and sit on it :lol:

Here's another one!!!


Joanie(as she goes upstairs): There's a great big world out there, but I'll never get to see it!!!
Howard: You'll get to see it from upstairs!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Where? LOL U didnt post it LOL:lol:

See the one above with Joanie and Howard!!!

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
Here's another one!!!


Joanie(as she goes upstairs): There's a great big world out there, but I'll never get to see it!!!
Howard: You'll get to see it from upstairs!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I lvoe that one!!!!

Here's another one from where Joanie is working at the movie theatre because she wants a car and Howard and Marion were looking at the movie trailer of The Music Man


Marion: Howard, that little boy in the picture,he looks just like Richie when he was little!!!--- Ron Howard was in the picture along with Robert Preston and Shirley Jones---
Howard: Nah, it couldn't be!!!!

LOL!!!!:lol: Ive herad that quote!

oh gosh ! LOL I love them!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
This is my favorite HD quote of all time, from the episode where Joanie buys a car and gets a job at a movie theatre.


"Old Lady: If you were my husband id poison you

Howard: If you were my wife id take it"


THAT ONE LOl. And:

Potsie, talking only reminds me that you are here. --Gets me everytime.

Also, He explained why I couldnt hear the rocks. Rocks talk @ a higher frequency.-- LOl.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

THAT ONE LOl. And:

Potsie, talking only reminds me that you are here. --Gets me everytime.

Also, He explained why I couldnt hear the rocks. Rocks talk @ a higher frequency.-- LOl.
I love those!:lol:

One of my favourite happy days quotes is.
Marion: do you remember when the kids were small.
Howard:ya
Marion; I sometimes wish we still had a little one around her sometimes.
Howard: we still got ten minutes marion
Marion: howard would you just put your coat on please.

Originally posted by cassandra davies
One of my favourite happy days quotes is.
Marion: do you remember when the kids were small.
Howard:ya
Marion; I sometimes wish we still had a little one around her sometimes.
Howard: we still got ten minutes marion
Marion: howard would you just put your coat on please.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I LOVE THAT ONE!!!
I love the "frisky" quotes!

Howard: (grabs her) Marion, Marion, don't go!!
Marion: Howard! It's morning!!!

Originally posted by cassandra davies
One of my favourite happy days quotes is.
Marion: do you remember when the kids were small.
Howard:ya
Marion; I sometimes wish we still had a little one around her sometimes.
Howard: we still got ten minutes marion
Marion: howard would you just put your coat on please.
:eek: Im just in awe that she replied to something different LOl. Cool!!!!

Ah! They just did one of my favs!!! The rock one!!!!!!:woohoo:

Rocks that talk at a higher frequency!:lol:

Originally posted by Istillgotit
ANOTHER!!!!!!!

Howard : Go to the field and sit on it :lol:

hahaha:lol: I love that! I laughed so hard.

:faint: :faint: oh lord.. dies!! LOL my favorite quote right now is in my siggie! :D

This is a very funny exchange where Marion wants to go to work!!!

Marion to Howard: Marion do this, Marion do that,you want dinner you got dinner---mumbles--- Been doing it so long I can do it with my eyes closed!!! Here is,your salad, your vegetable, your bacon, just LIVE IT UP!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
This is a very funny exchange where Marion wants to go to work!!!

Marion to Howard: Marion do this, Marion do that,you want dinner you got dinner---mumbles--- Been doing it so long I can do it with my eyes closed!!! Here is,your salad, your vegetable, your bacon, just LIVE IT UP!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



I LOVE that quote!:lol:

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
This is a very funny exchange where Marion wants to go to work!!!

Marion to Howard: Marion do this, Marion do that,you want dinner you got dinner---mumbles--- Been doing it so long I can do it with my eyes closed!!! Here is,your salad, your vegetable, your bacon, just LIVE IT UP!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL! One of my faves also, I love that quote. It's from my favorite season.

My fav quote is the one I used to have in my sig.

"Just a motorcycle Mr. C? And I suppose your mother was just a mother!"

There was an episode where Marion dresses up in a harem outfit to try and please Howard and Howard is talking on the phone with someone and he says something about feeding the camel when Marion is tickling him while he is talking on the phone!!! Does anybody remember the quote that was used in that one???

I like the one where Fonz and Mr. C have jury duty; Mr C. reads the votes alloud:

"That's 11 guiltys and one not-guilty-a-mundo."

HAHA!

Originally posted by Tuscadero
I like the one where Fonz and Mr. C have jury duty; Mr C. reads the votes alloud:

"That's 11 guiltys and one not-guilty-a-mundo."

HAHA!


I lvoe that one!!!!!!!:happyface


BUt mine is still that Q-Tip one LOL

Originally posted by Tuscadero
I like the one where Fonz and Mr. C have jury duty; Mr C. reads the votes alloud:

"That's 11 guiltys and one not-guilty-a-mundo."

HAHA!
Hi, welcome to SO!:welcome:

Welcome, Tuscadero!!!

Oh so many quotes.
Al:Aaaaay whose there!
The Fonz:Aaaaay bad imitation

The ones in my sig.

I love Potsie saying "huh huh huh" to The Fonz.He said that because he wanted Richie to say it to him because it helps with a problem.The Fonz said "get back over that there" or something like that after Potsie said "huh huh huh".I'll tell more of my favorites sometime today.I have to go now.If anybody wants to take over the Brand New Happy Days Game for me please do so because I won't be back until tommorow!!!Good Bye!!!Can't to talk later today!!!

I mean I can't wait to talk to all of you later today!!!

Welcome tUscadero :welcome: She told me on AIM she lieks Ralph too!!! :woohoo:

Thanks, guys! (Or is it Thank youamundo?).

T.

(You're right, IStillGotIt! Ralph's my man!!) :)

It more like an exchange but here it is..
It when the Fonz tells Richie his rule son how to How to win women.
Fonzie: Whatver she likes, you like.
Richie: But what if she likes something stupid?
Fonzie: Rich-ard, do you want to win an arguement or a girl?
Richie: A girl!

I didn't realize the board was in danger of dying out...

This one is from Marion Rebels,the one where she says Marion do this, Marion do that


When The Ladies Were Having An Avon Get-Together Selling Make-Up and Howard Comes Homes


Howard: You know I'm tired of seeing strange people coming in the house
The Girl With The Make Up Comes Downstairs
Girl: Where did everyone go???
Marion: They just left,if you can,you can follow them home

Originally posted by FonzForever
I didn't realize the board was in danger of dying out...
:eek: Now where did you get such a silly idea?!:faint:

Anyways... heard some good ones tonite (theyre in my sign!)

I cant figure this out.. is this subsidian?
I keep telling ya.. its a rock!!

Good bowlers dont need luck! GOOD LUCK!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Tuscadero
I like the one where Fonz and Mr. C have jury duty; Mr C. reads the votes alloud:

"That's 11 guiltys and one not-guilty-a-mundo."

HAHA!
Welcome Tuscadero!!! :D Im Crystal.:woohoo:

BTW.. are you a Pinky fan, or a Leather fan?:lol:

Hi Crystal!

Thanks for the welcome. I'm definitely a Leather fan (one of my favorite episodes is the one where Leather and Ralph go to the Military Ball together)! There don't seem to be too many Pinky fans out there...

I looked at your Happy Days site, by the way--let me just say that it is *awesome*. The site is comprensive and so funny; there's a great sense of humor going on there! I haven't seen the whole site, but what I've seen so far is so cool!

Jessica

Ohhhhh my god. I just read the Jerry Springer things; sheer brilliance! I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time....you've all still got it! This is too much for me to handle...ayyyyy!

Jessica

Here's one from the episode where Marion and Fonzie enter the dance contest!!!!

Ralph to Richie: You're going to be late for school!!!
Richie: I'm sorry, I overslept
Potsie: My mom never lets me sleep late
Ralph: Yeah, she wants to get rid of you as quick as possible
Potsie to Howard: Hey, Mr. C, how's it going???
Howard: Potato Chips for breakfast, that's how they're going:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yet another one from that episode,this time it's where Howard calls Marion's mother on the phone

Howard: Hello, Mother Kelp,is Marion over there???
Howard Cunningham, your son-in-law!!!
Don't call me by that name(she calls him Fatso)
Listen, you're no light weight yourself
Do you know where she is???
Well,I think I have a right to know where she is
She's not over there
Tell me, how's your buristis
You haven't had an attack in months
I'm sorry to hear that:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's one from Fonzie's funeral:

Squiggy: I'm gonna miss ya Fonz! you're the nicest guy what ever
beat me up

LaVerne: The BiG Boss must have wanted him in a hurry, pulled him right out of his boots!

Shirley: Can't keep the boots Laverne! (she pulls her sweater off) Shirley says: are you nuts? this is a holy place, rips the L off instead.

Originally posted by Tuscadero
Hi Crystal!

Thanks for the welcome. I'm definitely a Leather fan (one of my favorite episodes is the one where Leather and Ralph go to the Military Ball together)! There don't seem to be too many Pinky fans out there...

I looked at your Happy Days site, by the way--let me just say that it is *awesome*. The site is comprensive and so funny; there's a great sense of humor going on there! I haven't seen the whole site, but what I've seen so far is so cool!

Jessica
Hi Jessica!:hug: Yea...Leathers awesome!:rock:

I hope you stay here.. youll love it!:D

Aww.. thank you!:blush: Im glad you like it!:woohoo:

Originally posted by Tuscadero
Ohhhhh my god. I just read the Jerry Springer things; sheer brilliance! I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time....you've all still got it! This is too much for me to handle...ayyyyy!

Jessica
LMAO.. yes.. they are SO funny!! I died reading them!:lol: :lol: :lol: Theres one story, that was whicked funny, but me and Chad cant find it.:( LMAO.... What kinda sick person are ya you S.O.B?!? AAAAAAAAAAhahaha..:lol:

Here's an exchange from where Marion, Howard and Joanie are going to the movies and Ralph gives away the plots before they see the movie and Howard announces that they are going for a ride

Howard to Ralph: We're going for a ride now,do you know anything about that???:lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked Richie's and Fonzie's lines in "Joanie Busts Out" when they discover that Joanie went to model. I just watched that episode the other day and it was so sweet. They both kept telling the other to calm down. I laughed when Richie went running out of Arnold's, screaming all the way. And Fonzie had a great line in the end, when he said he just had to remember Joanie like when she was a kid in her Chipmunk uniform. He said he had to lie down, and doubted if he could even go out that night.

(from Fonzie's funeral)

Squiggy - "The Fonz was the nicest guy what ever beat me up."

(From Fonzie's funeral)

Shirley F. - "His boots look peaceful."
(Laverne cries and hugs one of Fonzie's boots)
Shirley F. - "You can't keep the boot."
Laverne D. - "But I want it."
Shirley F. - "You want him standing barefooted for that big stag line in the sky?"
Laverne D. -"No, he'd kill me."

Oh I definitely love "Sit on it"

Me too

Richie - "You ever dreamed about a girl, Fonz?"

Fonzie - "Hey, I'm not the dreamer, I'm the dreamee!"

(When Ralph first sees Leather Tuscadero)

Ralph - "Hubha, hubha, hubha!"

Leather T. - "What's shaking?" "Pow!"

My favourite is when Fonzie always said "AYYYYYE"

There's just sooooo many of them.

"You're not going anywhere lady... the Fonz wants to dance!


Ritchie: "You mean if I trick him, I can beat him...

Fonz: "No, he's gonna kill ya, but get in one good shot!"

Richie (to Fonzie): " That's the way life is."

Fonzie: "I'm surrounded by wiseguy munchkins."

Patrick (to Fonzie): "Boy are you a drag." Fonzie: "I AM NOT A DRAG!"

Joanie: "Today is Junior Chipmunk father/daughter day."
Howard: "Marion, can't you go?"
Joanie: "Oh great! The only event I'll win is for prettiest father."

Richie - "I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

There was the episode where Fonzie said to his nephew Spike "There's a big difference between a life of cool and a life of crime."

Also, when any character said "Sit on it!"

Another favorite was when Richie sang "I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Marion (to Joanie): "It's just that girls mature faster than boys, that's all."
Joanie: "Is that why Dad's so cranky all the time?"

Marion: "I like it when you're frisky, Howard."

Jenny: "Well, K.C., life's just a meat market, and I'm tired of the cheap cuts."

Joanie: "And Jenny P. She invented the first see-through nightie."

Howard: "I'm not very good with my hands."
Marion: "Oh, I wouldn't say that."
Howard: "Marion."

Fonzie: (to Marion) "You know, you put the 'class' in 'middle class.'"

Fonzie: "What's everybody doin'? Takin' a vacation from bein' cool?"

Jenny Piccalo - "I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl."

Richie: "Exciting, huh? Must be talking about me."

Marion: "Howard, Jerry Helper was not doing a Quasimodo joke."

Richie: "You make school sound like fun."
Fonzie: "Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks."

Richie: (to Mork) "Where am I gonna be in 1979?"
Mork: "Well, Mr. President..."

Richie: "Well, uh, then who is President?"
Mork: "Well, do you like peanuts?"
Richie: "I can take 'em or leave 'em."
Mork: "Then you'll like Jimmy."

Mork: "You remember Nixon?"
Richie: "Well yeah. Whatever -- "
Mork: "Don't ask."

Mork: "This is not Disney World!"

Fonzie: (to Mork) "In the future...two things I gotta know: Cars and girls."
Mork: "In 1979, both are faster."
Fonzie: "Both faster. Whoa."

(After Fonzie exits.):
Mork: "Wow. What a mellow dude."

The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?

Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?

The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!

Howard: "Jenny. I don't think you can make yourself happy by making somebody else miserable."

[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up]

Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving!

Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz.

Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!

Jean: (to Richie)"Gasoline is Skizzy's best."

Marsha: "Those drag races just kill business."

The Fonz: Heyyy!

Howard: "I guess I've got a lot to be thankful for. I got a smart son who wants to go to college...and I've got a lovely daughter with a fresh mouth. Who when she's not talking is a doll.

"And then I've got a wife who's more beautiful today than she was the day I met her. A wife who's kind, considerate..."

Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich!

Ralph Malph: Come quick!

Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong?

Potsie Weber: It's a shark!

Ralph Malph: The Fonz...

Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark?

Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that?

Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about?

Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."!

Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!

Joanie: (on telephone)"I know Jenny Piccalo's going steady. That's old news. But you know what I heard? I heard she had to go steady."

The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!

This is my favorite HD quote of all time, from the episode where Joanie buys a car and gets a job at a movie theatre.


"Old Lady: If you were my husband id poison you

Howard: If you were my wife id take it"

I Love that LOL

I got another quote from that ep.

Joanie: Can I have a car?
Howard: When pigs fly.

Ralph Malph: [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it.

Richie Cunningham: I wouldn't let him hear you say that.

Ralph Malph: You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!

Richie Cunningham: OK, Ralph - take it easy.

Ralph Malph: Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod.

Richie Cunningham: They're not saying that, Ralph.

Ralph Malph: Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.

Ralph "Potsie, if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous."
Potsie: "Oh yeahhh?"
Ralph: (sarcastically)"Good comeback, Pots."

Marion: "Jenny Picallo is boy crazy."
Joanie: "I know. She's teachin' me everything."

Count Mallachi: Release the doves!

Ralph: "All right. Hand it over, Pots."
Potsie: "Not 'til you give me back my lava lamp."

Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

Fonzie: "I don't ride anything I can't put gas into."

Howard: "It's going to be an interesting evening."

Fonzie: "I like that. (pause) It's me."

Fonzie: "...at least Hamlet's father drops in every once in awhile."
Richie: "Well, yeah, but Hamlet's father is a ghost."
Fonzie: "Hey, a see-through father is better than none at all."

Fonzie: "I am very big on Christmas. I thought that was well known about the Fonz."

Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak - Joanie

.

Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself.
Richie: Didn't somebody else say that?
Fonzie: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.

Richie: (to Joanie)"What's the secret?"
Joanie: "You got home at two o'clock last night."
Richie: "That's no secret."
Joanie: "It is to Dad."
Richie: "You're cruisin' for a bruisin', kid."
Joanie: "Oh yeahhh? You'll have to catch me first."

Howard: "Well, I guess Arnold couldn't compete with Clark Gable."
Richie: "Nobody can."
Fonzie: "Heeyyyyy."
Richie: "Well, almost nobody."

Richie: I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.
Fonzie: Go.
Richie: All right.
Howard: So, you're gonna play the "Melancholy Dane," huh?
Fonzie: Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!

Richie & Potsie:

Richie Cunningham:
[Fonzie has just advised Joanie not to make the same mistakes he made, growing up] You made mistakes?

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
The mistake I made was not my fault!

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
You know what your problem is, Richie?

Richie Cunningham:
I'd like to know, Fonzie.

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
You're a nice guy.

Richie Cunningham:
And nice guys finish last.

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Hey, hey, not necessarily, huh? You just gotta work your tail off to get up there in the top three, that's all.

Fonzie: "Knock yourself out."

Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?
Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.
Marion: That's very admirable.
Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.

Richie: "I am Richie Cunningham. And these are my friends."

Richie: "There he is. Standing in the middle of a dry lake bed."
Ralph: "Yeah? And then five minutes later he broke another record."

Fonzie: "A little culture never hurt anybody."

Joanie: "Sit on it, Potsie."

Joanie Cunningham: No, I Don't Think So.

Richie Cunningham: Get Away From My Sister!

Carmine Ragusa: I Know I'd Go from Rags to Riches!

Carmine Ragusa: They'll never go from Rags to Riches!

Fonzie: Whoa!

Fonzie: "Forget it, Pots, you'll never get off the ground."

Fonzie: "I break records every day."
Richie: "They don't have a record for that, Fonz."

Howard: "Where's your sense of values, Marion?"

Fonzie: (to Bubba)"Know what I think is terrific? That an elephant learned how to talk."

Fonzie: "This challenge dance is called 'The Kazatsky'."

Marion: "Bob Hope can sit on it."

Sgt. Betchler: "I hate college graduates."

Fonzie:

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Fonzie & Richie:

“Richie: Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.

Gloria: Oh, anything you say, Richie.

[They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]

Gloria: Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.

Richie: The story of my life is kissing at the door.”

Potsie:

Sean Cunningham: "That's a nose."

Fonzie: "I love that they love me. Whoa!"

(First line of the series.)
Richie: "Hi, Fonzie."

Potsie: "Wow! Mary Lou's as sexy as Brigitte Bardot."

Richie: "My brother once had a crew cut."
Potsie: "I know. It looked like the crew bailed out."

Potsie: "Did you ever take out a girl with hooks?"

Potsie: "Man oh man you've got it made in the shade!"

Richie: "All we had was some beer in teeny-weeny glasses."
Howard: "How many teeny-weeny glasses did you have?"
Richie: "72..."
Howard: "I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee."

Joanie: "He probably had a date with Fast Alice."

Richie: "He's a puppet. He can't write."

Ralph: "Let's go outside and check out the chicks, Fonz."

Howard: "Good taste and bad judgement."

Fonzie: "Cunningham, I knew I wasn't wastin' time with you."

G.W. Burch: "They will say anything!"

Burch: (to Fonzie) "Are you sure you're an American, huh?"
Fonzie: "Right down to my red, white, and blue socks."

Fonzie: Cunningham, with that Howdy Doody face, you could only be so tough. But I'll tell you somethin'. I'll tell you somethin'. Now, with a li'l practice, there's always hope.
[brief pause, then Richie grabs a hold of Fonzie's shirt real tight]
Richie: [screams bloody murder] DON'T EVER GRAB ME AGAIN!!!!
Fonzie: What?!
[Richie lets go of Fonzie's shirt]
Richie: [in a pleasant tone] Just practicin'.
Fonzie: Well there. You see, it wasn't bad. It's not good, either. Wasn't bad. Now, listen; what you gotta do is you gotta, like, don't yell. You gotta keep it low, see? Now, make it more threatening.
Richie: [threateningly] Don't ever grab me again.
Fonzie: All right, now, clench your teeth.
Richie: [clenches his teeth with his lips] Don't ever grab me again.
Fonzie: Not your lips, your TEETH!
Richie: [clenches his teeth with his entire teeth] Don't ever grab me again.
Fonzie: Hey, that's good. Now, raise up your chin and look me square in the eye.
Richie: [looks up at Fonzie in the eye and clenches his teeth] Don't ever grab me again.
Fonzie: All right, now, saunter. Saunter!
Richie: [saunters right to the door and still clenches his teeth] Don't ever grab me again! [Vivian appears, and Richie looks up at her like the Fonz told him] Don't ever grab me again!
Vivian: [shocked] I've lost counts. Do you want, I mean, I should start over again?
Richie: [still clenches his teeth at Vivian] I mean, don't come back for another hour! [Vivian disappears, scared and shocked, and Richie smiles to show Fonzie how it works] Hey, how's that, Fonz?
Fonzie: [worries about Vivian] Well, I wanted her back now.

Howard: "What 'later'? I mean, the kids on Father Knows Best never walk out on Robert Young."

Marion: "You are so talented, Arthur."

Marion: "Howard, we'd better go before we lose a daughter."

Joanie: "Well, Dad, I want to see you get the plaque. I'm proud of you."
Howard: (to Fonzie) "That's what makes it all worthwhile."

Marion: How was the Junior Chipmunk meeting, dear?
Joanie: It was good. Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly.
Howard: Well, with beef at 68 cents a pound, I can't blame her.

Potsie: "It's better than my room at home."

Richie: "The view talks."

Cynthia: "Only West Pointers."

Cynthia: "Worse. I've just been turned down by a lowly mechanic."

Cynthia: "Well! I never!"
Fonzie: "Well, honey, maybe that's your problem."

Cynthia: "Fonzie is such a common person."
Millard: "Absolutely gross."

Millard: "...show this common trash to the door."

Fonzie: "I let a beautiful girl fog my brain."

Fonzie: Yeah, just wait 'til my bongo solo.
Ralph: [glancing at the others] We don't have a bongo solo. [Fonzie glares at him] Oh, but we'll put one in, Fonz! Right guys?

Joanie: "Well, do you dig it?"
Howard: "No, but I might bury it."

Hood: "What's he gonna do? Tango us to death?"

Fonzie: (to Carmine)"Didn't we see this in a Three Stooges movie?"

Richie: Mom, you're not still mad, are you?
Marion: I'm not still mad because I never was mad. You ordered this meatloaf, Richard.
Richie: You're mad. You always call me "Richard" when you're mad.
Joanie: Don't feel bad. When she's mad at me, she calls me "brat."

Fonzie: "The Fonzie curse cannot be broke, it's ridiculous to try. That's it, that's all, and that's goodbye."
Marion: "Fonzie, sit on it."
Joanie: "Everybody duck!"
Fonzie: "What'd I just hear?"

Marion: (to Fonzie)"You heard what I said. I understand about your curse and all that, and I know you are the Fonz with the 'hey' and the 'whoa,' but you are the best man!... Even the Fonz cannot stand in the way of true love,... and that's all, and that's it, and goodbye."
(She goes upstairs.)
Joanie: "What guts."

Chachi: "What would I know about middle class? I mean, anybody who doesn't live on my block is upper class."

[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956]

Ralph Malph:
That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.

Richie Cunningham:
That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.

Marion Cunningham:
I hope you weren't offended when I got a little peeved at you the other day.

The Fonz:
Ay, that's ok Mrs. C, everyone has a little temper tantrum once in a while.

Marion Cunningham:
You did a wonderful job, Arthur. Shall we make up? [Fonz leans his cheek over and Marion gives him a kiss]

The Fonz:
[embarrassed] Ay, uh, does she yell at you like that often?

Howard Cunningham:
Yeah, but we make up differently!

Richie: Hey, Bucko!

Richie:

Arnold: OK, I looking for another loud-mouth volunteer. [brief pause] No volunteer? Good, very good.

TV Announcer: "We'll return to 'The Andy Griffith Show' after these messages."
Mork: "I like that boy, Opie. Why does an Earth boy have a Martian name, though?"

Igor: "I just had a hunch."

Dr. Ludlow: "Yes. He's coming, but he's never leaving."

Lucretia: "Better. Fried bat wings!"

Dougie: (to Elaine)"Wanna go out with me?"
Elaine: "Not on a bet."

Uncool Fonzie: "You know something, this entire room could be rejuvenated with just like curtains."

Howard Cunningham:
Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?

Marion: "What is a maneuver?"
Howard: "I'll show you later, dear."
Marion: "Oh, Howard. Oh, he's a grandpa and he's still frisky."

Richie: All we had was some beer - in teeny-weeny glasses.
Howard: How many teeny-weeny glasses did you have?
Richie: Seventy-two.
Howard: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.

Howard: "What's a Fonzie?"
Richie: "Arthur Fonzarellii. He dropped out of school."
Howard: "Well, at least your brother will have company."

Ralph: "Face it, Mr. C. You are a great father."
Potsie: "That's right; Ozzie Nelson and Robert Young rolled into one."
Howard: "Maybe that's why I'm a little heavier."

Sheriff Kirk: "That figures; it'll probably end up being a meatball tomorrow."

Al: "I wouldn't want to be the one to tell Fonzie to leave town."

Ralph: "I just hung up on the president."

Kirk: "That's no excuse, you pinkos."

Howard: (on phone)"Yeah, yeah. Thanks for calling us, Officer Evans. Yeah. Bye, bye." (He hangs up.)

Richie: "Great. A bunch of little kids'll learn how to march."

Joanie: ""How about 'Rock Around the Clock', Mom?"

Fonzie: "I love middle class families."

Fonzie: "I can't spell it; I can just pronounce it."

Marion: "Two days and no nights."

Howard: "Marion, how long can you hold your breath underwater?"

Fonzie: "Last night, apparently, I went out with a girl who's dead."

Fonzie: "Maybe... You're not here."

Marion: "...I've always thought he was a little strange."

Nancy: "Don't you just love the rain?"

Fonzie: "If we learn nothing from history, Tom, we learn that people who live in the past are mostly -- dead."

“Richie: Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.

Gloria: Oh, anything you say, Richie.

[They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]

Gloria: Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.

Richie: The story of my life is kissing at the door.”

“Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.

Potsie: Hey, that's cool.

Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.

Fonzie: I think I said it better.”

“Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.

Potsie: Hey, that's cool.

Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock on Any Door.

Fonzie: I think I said it better.”

Ralph: (to Potsie)"But your dad didn't invite me."
Potsie: "That's okay; he didn't invite me either."

Marion: "Thanksgiving is a time of family togetherness... You have forgotten the true meaning of Thanksgiving."
----------------
(In the 1600s.)
Marion: "I think we should have a celebration. One of eating, singing, and good fellowship."

Joanie: "Boy. Being a Pilgrim sure is a draggeth."

Richie: "Well, I found some blueberries, up on the hill."
Marion: "Oh, what a thrill!"

Ralph: "I still got it, even in the new world."
-------------------
Marion: "...I have the best family in the world."

Fonzie: "Why is everybody deserting me?"

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
[a US Treasury Agent informs the Cunninghams that Fonzie has been killed - unaware that Fonzie is making hot chocolate in their kitchen] Hey, you want some hot chocolate?

T-Man Peterson:
No thanks, I'm on duty.

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Too bad, I like those little marshmallows.

T-Man Peterson:
[does a double take] You!

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Me!

T-Man Peterson:
You're alive!

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
What was your first clue?

Fonzie:

Howard: What is it you did last night?

Richie: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?

Howard: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.

Professor Thomas:
Anybody who doesn't know the difference in an artery and a vein should just leave now. [Ralph stands up] Sit down, Malph.

Potsie:

Richie: "I spent three years defending my country, and I can't have soda with dinner."

Richie: (to Fonzie)"How do you thank someone who's been everything to you? Your brother, your protector. Delivered my own child... I-I just don't know how I could ever say that."
Fonzie: "I think you just did."

Potsie's final line: "Things aren't all bad; we still got each other."

Howard: "So thank you all for being part of our family."

(Final line of the series.)
Howard: "To happy days."

Fonzie:

“Howard: What is it you did last night?

Richie: Do you wanna hear what really happened or the lie we're gonna tell everybody else?

Howard: Start with the lie. It's probably more interesting.”

— Howard Cunningham

Ralph:

“Ralph: With a divorcée, all you gotta do is establish a relationship.

Richie: With a glass of water?

Ralph: It's a start, Rich, it's a start. It gets you inside the house. Then, you charm your way into her private quarters. From there, you're just one subtle move away from paradise.

Richie: You go from a glass of water to paradise?”

Ralph: "Who would date Marlene?"

Spike: (to Richie)"Hey. About your sister's build."
Richie: "She's only 12!"
Spike: "Yeah, but she's built like she's 13."

Ralph: "Hands off, that's me."

Richie: "Oh, let your hair down."

Fonzie:

Howard: Considering everything that's happened, why don't you go paint the car red again?
Richie: Thanks, Dad, that'll be terrific.
Howard: But no "Love Bandit!" Your mother may be driving it.

Richie, Fonzie & Ralph:

Burglar: You know, I could use a good, strong kid like you. Ever think of becoming a burglar?
Ralph: If I don't get into dental school, you'll be the first one I call.

Richie: "I wouldn't mind crashing into her sometime."
Fonzie: "I love her bumpers."

Marion: "I'm being replaced by Ralph and Potsie."

“Howard: We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read 'The Night Before Christmas.'

Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.

Howard: No singing at the table, Joanie.”

Ralph:

Joanie: "I'm a mysterious woman."
Marion: "You're a strange girl."

Potsie: "It was easy. They didn't know us."

Richie: "All right, Fonz, that's it. Put 'em up, ya... you nerd."

“I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.”
— Ralph Malph

Fonzie:

Ralph: "Sorry I asked."

Officer Kirk: "That's 10 P.M. for you civilians."

Kirk: "I've eaten your food, Arnold, you ought to be out of business."

Arnold: "Sit on it, Kirk."

Potsie: "It's also called 'six months in jail'."


Potsie: "Why didn't I think of that?"
Fonzie: "Because you're a nerd."

Joanie: "I think he's crazy, but he's your son."

Richie: "They're not gonna be too happy about having a quitter for a leader."

Richie: "What am I, a four wheel friend?"

Ealph: "How am I gonna get a naked girl on the bus?"

“Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.

Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.”

Joanie: "Some advice. Do you know what it feels like to be stood up?"

Howard: "How does everybody know about that?"

“Marion: I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard?

Howard: I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.”

Richie: "A crankshaft's more important than chicks?!"

Richie: (to Lois)"We're stagin' this real cool Welcome Hawaii to the Union luau."

“Richie: She said she'd do something desperate.

Ralph: How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?

Richie: Do you know what's in a ladies' room?

Ralph: No, do you?”

Fonzie: "There is nothing more important than my chicks."
Richie: "The cops are looking for ya."
Fonzie: "That's more important than my chicks. Thanks for tellin' me."

Howard: (to Marion)"In times of crisis I can always count on you for a clear head."

Howard: "A lot you know about life, Marion."

Officer Kirk: "I don't know, and I don't want to know."

Joanie: I always have to go upstairs."

Richie: "Must be some little favor."

Potsie: "A great moment in sports."

Ralph: "I played with them once. They slid into the pitcher."

Lefty: "...and they say 'Fonzie can sit on it'!"

Fonzie: "They say 'Fonzie sit on it'?"
Lefty: "'Fonzie sit on it'!"
Fonzie: "I say let's tear the Dragons apart!"

Fonzie: "Sometimes I surprise myself."

Fonzie: "Heyyy. It's the uniform, it's the man in the uniform."

Marsha: "Those Falcons are tough. They just turned over my cab."

Potsie: "Fonz, you are the greatest."

Howard: "Let's put it in the toaster and see if it pops!"

Richie: "He's cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Howard: (to Fonzie)"You got Annette Funicello's autograph?"

Fonzie: "I belong everywhere."

Mr. Van Buren: "Define legal."

Richie: (to Hank Aaron)"Hit a home run!"
Hank: "Don't I always?"

Howards halloweeen joke
what do you call a hotdog with nothing inside?
a hallow weenie!
haHahahaha!!

(Repeated line in a single episode.)
Fonzie: "What is her name?"

Melvin Scratch: "...and it's Torment City for two."

Marion: "Down to the second! Isn't modern sickness wonderful?"

Ralph & Richie:

“Richie: What's your idea of the perfect girl, Fonzie?

Fonzie: 45-22-34... with her own Harley.”

Fonzie: "I am not a social club."

Sally: (to Joanie)"He's quite a hunk."
Joanie: "Yeah."

“Richie: Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?

Fonzie: Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.”

(Their final lines as series regulars.)
Richie: "Hey, Ralph. They'll be here, they're probably just late."

Ralph: "Well, they're fighting again. But at least they're talking. I realize now that it's their problem... I do know that, even if they get a divorce, I'll always love them. And they love me. Yeah."

“Joanie: Boy, I wish the man would finish fixing our TV set.

Marion: Well, he promised to get our picture tube back in seven to ten days.

Joanie: Yeah, but I'm not gonna last that long. I'll go stir-crazy.

Howard: Do what you did before we had television.

Joanie: I sat around wishing we had a TV.”

Fonzie: "Heather, the game ain't over 'til the curtain comes down."

Fonzie: "I'm so good, I should've been twins."

Millicent Pfister: (to Ashley)"The important thing is, we're a family again."

Joanie:

Potsie: "Well, no air holes."
Howard: "Air holes?"
Potsie: "Yeah. Girls mail themselves to the Fonz."

Fonzie: "I'm a nun kisser."

“Fonzie: I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.

Richie: How did you do it?

Fonzie: Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.”

Chachi: "That guy's an idiot."
Eugene: "Well, he likes me."

Jenny: "Mr. C., why are you taking that set into the kitchen?"
Howard: (sarcastically)"Because it's hungry."

Jenny: (sarcastically)"I haven't had this much fun since I was vaccinated."

Joanie: (sees Jenny)"Well. If it isn't Radio Free Milwaukee."

Jenny: "I did it, I did it. I'm the one who started that rumor."

“Marion: Don't you think we should move the bathroom somewhere else so that, when people drop in, it won't be the first thing they see?

Howard: Marion, we're not trying to get into Better Homes and Gardens. We're trying to survive a nuclear attack.

Marion: I know, but we can survive with good taste.”

Fonzie: "Because your body's where you spend most of your life."

Howard: "Marion, this is the man who thinks wing nuts are a party snack."

Fonzie: (to Debbie)"Put some clothes on."

Roger: "Could you let us out of here? My ballpoint pen is piercing my lung."

Barbara: "It makes you want to get married to the first bozo that comes along,..."

Roger: "The Reserves are today's Minutemen."

Fonzie: (to Officer Kirk)"... why don't you go and, uh, arrest Barbie for bein' an orphan?"

Roger: "Fonz, one's military obligation is no laughing matter."
Fonzie: "Waiit a minute. I happen to be very patriotic."

Fonzie: "I already saw the stage version; the movie's boring."

Kirk: "Fonzarelli. My Christmas came early this morning."

Fonzie: "Officer Kirk, I would love to say it's a pleasure, but I can't."

Kirk: (to Fonzie)"Peek-a-stinkin' boo..."

Fonzie: "What a way to start the day."

Fonzie: (to Army general)"I'm just a patriotic American, sir, with a bum knee."

Ralph: (to Richie)"When it comes down to it, we're both doin' the same thing. Exactly what our dads want us to. Only I got a new car out of it."

Ralph's final line: "I still got it."

Howard: "Potsie counts a pair of scissors as two."

Howard: (to Chachi)"What did you do? Knock over a gumball machine?"

Fonzie: "We're here to play, not to pour salt on a dead horse."

Chachi: (to Howard)"Im glad that a biker makes more than you do."

Grandma Kelp: "I've forgotten how ugly that vase is."

Marion: "Why does she hate me so much?"

Marion: "Joanie, you are a terrific daughter."

“Richie: I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.

Fonzie: Go.

Richie: All right.”

Howard: "He was abandoned himself, so he knows exactly how it feels. And if your policies won't allow a man like Fonzie to be Danny's father, then I say the hell with your policies."
(Howard exits.)

Richie's final line: "Hi, Fonz."

Potsie: "Um, well, they call me 'Potsie' because when I was a young boy, I used to like to make things with clay, and one day my mother called me 'Potsie'."

Fonzie: "Hey, there's no rumble, there's a rumble in your head."

Potsie: "It's for real."

Fonzie: "Virgins don't lie."

Howard: "Richard, no one ever checked a book in or out of this place."

Drunk: "Cancel Pittsburgh! I'm in love."

Fonzie: "there's only one Fonz."

Ralph: "If you're gonna spill, spill on your clothes."

Marion: "Richie, you know I don't like you playing cards!"

Howard: "You guys were taken in by the Hoboken Hustle."

Murf: "Yeah, sometimes Lady Luck isn't smilin' on ya."

Howard: "We can meet at the dean's office, and I can show them those funny little cards of yours."

Bunny?

Oh!

Here is the question.

Question!

Would you leave the purity

of a nice, wholesome
life in Milwaukee

to go to the sin and
degradation of Hollywood?

Well, I mean, gee!

I mean, I never thought
of it that way before,

but, yeah, I guess I would.

I mean, I'd get to see
Hollywood, you know?

Howard: "Richard, leadership is one of the most important qualities in life. For your whole life."

Howard: "Well, there's one little secret to it. You've got to make your men love you. All the great leaders had that quality. MacArthur, Nimitz, Bradley."

Howard: "If you want to be anything in this life, you've got to be a leader."

Army Lt. Col. Binicky: (to Richie)"...today you learned the secret of great leadership. Your men hate your guts!"

Army Lt. Col. Binicky: "All great leaders were hated by their men! I mean, MacArthur, Bradley, Nimitz. If men hate you, they fear you. And if they hate you, they'll follow you."

I have to warn you that I am an expert in judo and that these hands are registered with the FBI as lethal weapons!

Mr. Bander: "Any idiot can sit in front of that mic, and throw that garbage out to those kids."

Joanie: "What could be worse?"
Howard: "Thursday."

Ralph: "Do you think she walks that way on purpose?"
Richie: "I don't think she does anything on purpose."

Ralph: "We apologize, America, for creating a monster."

Howard: "Any woman who names her son 'Wolfman' deserves what she gets."

Richie: "...it's me, it's me, it's Richie the C!"

Fonzie: "I'll tilt your face!"

Ralph: "Who died and left her boss?"
Joanie: "Sit on it, Malph."

Potsie: "Maybe he's gettin' an Edsel."
Richie: "Sit on it, Pots."

Joanie: "I'm supposed to go over to Mary Jane's house. She got the new Fabian record."

Marion: (to Joanie)"What did he do, dear?"
Joanie: "He tried to kiss me. But he won't try that again."
Marion: "What do you mean?"
Joanie: "I gave him a fat lip."
Marion: "I think it'd be more ladylike if you..."
Joanie: "By the time I say that I'd be that kind of a girl."

Ralph: "We're all persons!"

Fonzie: "Listen, Malph, I got very high standards."

Ralph: "...it's the curse of the redheads."

Fonzie: "Hey, that's my boy there."

Richie: "Fonz, did your plan involve taking out chattering teeth?"
Fonzie: "What does Rex Harrison need with chattering teeth?"
Richie: "I don't know, Fonz, It's your plan."

Marion: "What if there's a war? What if -- "
Howard: "Oh, now come on, Marion. I mean the whole world practically has the bomb, there are not gonna be any more wars. The UN will see to that. I think the world has learned their lesson. We'll never have to send our boys to fight again."
Marion: "Oh, I hope so, Howard."

Mickey Malph: "My Ralph?"
Howard: ("Yes.")
Mickey: "Gambling?"

Ralph: "It was my fault, Dad, only my fault! I'm a teenage bookie!"

Ralph: "Hey, Dad, we still got it."
Mickey: "We still got it!"

Howard: "I'll tell ya, Mickey, it's tough bein' a parent."

Richie: "It's tough bein' a kid."

Richie: "What are you guys doin'? You don't know anything about politics."

Marion: "Oh, I guess I made a mistake."
Howard: "You guessed right."

Joanie: "Because as all the girls know, Eisenhower girls are flat."

Howard: "I respected my father and he taught me plenty about politics."

Howard: "The world wouldn't be safe without the bomb."

Richie: "I can choose who I want! It's a free country."

Richie: "I'm not a Democrat, I'm a skirt chaser just like you guys."

Howard: "And another thing! Eisenhower has raised the standard of living! And it's going to continue to go up!"

Joanie: "Right or wrong I always apologize. It keeps my allowance coming in."

Ralph: "She's all yours, Potsie."

Richie: "Look at all those cheerleaders. They're fantastic."

Ralph: "No, no. I haven't had that dream in months."

Richie: "Let's go talk to Fonzie."

Marion: (to Howard"Hurry up, Frisky."

Howard: "Marion, I'm on my way up."
Marion: (o.s.)"I'm getting sleepy!"
(Howard runs upstairs.)

Marion:

“Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.

Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.”

Al: (to Fonzie)"He thought I was you."

Fonzie: "You know, these sis boom bahs can tire you right out. Especially the boom bahs."

Chachi: "Me and Blue Eyes, wah wah wah."

Howard: "I am not going to leave Wah Wah Wah and Blue Eyes alone."

Fonzie: "Don't you make fun of a historical monument..."

Fonzie: "A suspended head in my hat?!"

Richie: (to Chachi)"It isn't the hat that's crooked, buddy."

Fonzie: "My cousin don't cheat!"

Howard: "Sunny Slopes? That's a nudist colony."

Richie: "He does look up to you like a father, Fonz."
Fonzie: "A lot of people do."

Howard: "Knit on it, Marion."

Fonzie: "On the other hand, look at me. I turned out perfectamundo!"

“Fonzie: Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?

Richie: Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.

Fonzie: Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!”

Howard: "Why do we always wait 'til Christmas eve to trim the tree?"
Joanie: "It's a tradition, Dad."

Howard: "That girl is boy crazy! She's dated everyone in the school! When she graduates, they'll probably retire her phone number."

Joanie: "Snow?! It's a blizzard out there!"

Howard: "Joanie, we're snowed in."

Marion: "Nobody's coming home for Christmas."

The Fonz: [Richie tries to get Fonz to get rid of a very tall, very big lumberjack] You picked a fight with a red and black tree?

Howard: "Yes. It's tasteful and timeless."

The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!

Howard: What are you going to wear to Ralph's costume party?
Richie: I haven't decided yet.
Marion: How about something like Donald Duck?
Richie: Oh, Mom!
Marion: What's wrong with Donald Duck?
Joanie: Mom, it's hard to neck with a beak.

The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!

Richie: (on telephone) "Mom, you can say 'toilet paper' over the phone."

Potsie: "Trust me. I'm wordly."

Potsie: "Don't worry, Richard. I'll try to figure out something."

Potsie: "Now, that's what I call a woman."

Richie: "She jiggles pretty well."

Potsie: "What's America coming to when strippers don't strip?"

Howard: "Richard, I tell your mother everything. She understands."

Potsie: "Took it all off? You got to see it to believe it."

Fonzie: "'cause bull makes the world go around."

Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?
Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.
Marion: That's very admirable.
Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.