Did Mary Ann like Gilligan or the Professor? And did Ginger flirt with Mr. Howell? If she did, i will kill my friend (because my crush likes Mr. H and I like Mrs. H!!)

Well, Maryanne often hung around with Gilligan so i think she likes Gilligan. And she likes to goof around with him. Awwwww!!

Ginger was a "Paid Escort" for Mr. Howel. Seems he was a dirty old man, and since Mrs. Howel was busy in her affair with the Professor, he had taken to purchasing the company of young Hollywood starlets. Why else would Ginger have been on the Minnow with the rest of the castaways?

You have to remember... each of them had a reason for being on that boat! A deep, dark, secret reason.

GILLIGAN: Murdered his friend Dobbie Gillis, figured to hide from the law under an assumed name.

SKIPPER: Dishonorably discharged from the Navy, now his only way to make money is run drugs for the Mafia while maintaining the facade of a "3 hour tour".

MR. HOWEL: Billionaire dirty old man, looking for a cheap and private place to take his escort, behind his wifes back.

MRS. HOWEL: Booked a seat on the 3 hour tour on the advice of her private investigator, so she could gather the evidence against her husband for the upcoming divorce.

GINGER: Down-on-her-luck starlet, resorted to being a paid escort for dirty old men. It was either this, or go into pornography.

PROFESSOR: Mrs. Howel's lover and constant companion. Wherever she goes, he follows.

MARYANNE: The only innocent in the group... she was actually a tourist who just wanted to go and see the islands.

...I mean, C'mon... I though EVERYONE knew this stuff!

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Okay Silentbri, let me get this strait!
First of all you tell me that Maynard is really Gilligan and he had trouble getting a job and now you said that Maynard murdered Dobie Gillis!
If Dobie was murdered than why was there a reunion movie in 1988 that showed Dobie and Zelda getting married.
Yeah, thought so!
Can you explain that?

Of *course* I can explain it! See, it's, uhh... well... it's like this, see... uhh...

OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THAT LARGE DISTRACTING THING OVER THERE!!!

(while everyone's backs are turned, SilentBri slips out the side door).

Yeah I thought so!
But you still didn't explain your theory!
Didn't think i was smart enough did you?!

I think Silentbri means that...uh...oh! Well the guy was on the reunion show of gilligan because the show writters weren't accurate! Or, because they wanted to have every one there for the show! Right Silentbri? Silentbri?

see ya~The T

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Howard: Why is it she always comes when I'm eating?
Marion: Because you're always eating Howard.
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You men are all alike! All talk but no walk!
Just kidding!
any way speaking of Maynard and Dobie Gillis. I'm making A fanfic sequel of Dobie Gillis.
Maynard and Thaila are married and have a daughter Mayanne. they also own the ice cream parlor they used to hang out at when they were young. KREBS ICE CREAM PARLOR.
Does anyone have a better name?
Zelda and Dobie Married and own Dobie's dad's grossorie store and have two kids.
One named Maynard G. Gillis and the other named Debbie.
Maynard g. works with Maynard at the ice cream parlor along with Mayanne Krebs.
He's had a huge crush on her since he was 5.
Debbie's best friend is Mayanne and she's a boy chaser!
chattsworth married a rich yet unspoiled woman named Olivia whethering and had one selfish, untamed brat of a son. fransise Osborne. Fransise has an obsessive crush on Mayanne and is determine to use her to settle the Krebs and Osborne feud once and for all!
Chattsworth has been very sore with Maynard ever since he married thaila.
And he plans on detroying him by having Mayanne get to know Fransise and in later years Marring him.
Well that's the plot What'da think?

Good Plot! Oh by the way, you spelled grocery wrong.

see ya~the t

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Howard: Why is it she always comes when I'm eating?
Marion: Because you're always eating Howard.
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Okay, I got it. Ever seen the tv show "Sliders"? It was about how there are zillions of alternate dimmensions, each one slightly different from the next; for instance, in one dimmension, Germany could have won the war! In another dimmension, maybe Captain Crunch was promoted to the rank of General. See, everything is a possibility! The Dobbie Gillis reunion show was from an alternate dimmension where Maynard DIDN'T kill Dobbie!

Or..

Another theory I have is that Maynard DIDN'T actually kill Dobbie... he just THOUGTH he had! He actually killed a lonely drifter who happened to look a lot like Dobbie Gillis. He never knew that he hadn't killed Doggie till after he got back from being rescued for Gilligan's Island!

Oh yeah... the ol' creative juices are flowing today!

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Okay, that's a good theory! It's just that i don't get that Sliders theory i never watch it! But why would Maynard even try to murder his best friend? Is it so there would be no competion with thalia while he's gone?
I still say that Maynard and Gilligan are twin cousins.
Remember the Patty duke Show?
This is soooooo sad i'm 16 and i watch shows that were hip 40 years ago.
OOOOh well!

No, it doesn't make you sad... it makes you a dream woman for some lucky couch potato out there! Besides, I think it's "hip" to be versed in all forms of television!

Maynard Killed Dobbie accidentally. Or rather, he killed the drifter that *looked* like Dobbie accidentally. Maynard (nor Gilligan) would ever kill anyone on purpose! I figure Maynard had borrowed a very sharp hatchet from someone so he could cut some trees to make a new bongo for himself and was walking home in the dark, tossing the hatchet up into the air and cathing it as he walked along. Not paying attention to where he was going, He tossed the hatchet up into the air and bumped into the drifter, who the hatchet came down on with a sickeningly wet "thud". The darkness combined with all the blood obscuring the view of the face made Maynard think it was Dobbie that he had killed, and he knew that no one would believe it was an accident! So he ran... ran all the way to Hawaii, where he hooked up with the drug-running Skipper.

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Sheash! You really do have an imagination!
WOW!

see ya~THe T

I still say that Maynard and Gilligan are twin cousins!
Well i just finished the 1 chapter of my Dobie fanfic. when i submit it in the internet please laugh even if it's not funny! But don't be shocked if Maynard doesn't say Like in all his sentence.
I thought that Maynard's too old to act like that but don't worry Maynard fans! Maynard g. Acts exactly like Maynard when He was 17!
and anyway this fanfic is mostly based on tha Krebs and the oldest Gillis boy and Chattsworth's son who tries to ruin the Krebs by trying to get the Krebs girl to Marry him.
I want to be an author someday if you haven't notice.

Good luck with the whole author-thing! Maybe once you ge tyour first book published, you can let me know how the heck you get into writing as a professional!

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Well i'm only good at serious stories.
I'm not very good at at comedies.
If any of you know where i can find a message board where you can post ongoing stories please post it here.

actually the proffeser needed a quiet place to work on his book "Fun with Ferns"