Jack1000
01-09-2003, 08:52 PM
Guys,
Thanks to my good friend "Brother Ralph" from "The Odd Couple Message Board" here is a great scene from the 'Trapped' Episode, which has long ago been edited out of all Odd Couple Versions:
After Felix encounters Herman & Florence, and Herman slams dumbwaiter door while muttering "I guess I just don't turn her on anymore," Felix signals Oscar.
Nancy: Oscar, there's the signal, I guess he wants you to pull him up further.
Oscar: Either that or he's polishing the rope. Oscar pulls.
Next scene is Philip in his apartment with chemistry set. Test tubes are smoking, he is wearing a white robe and mixing potions.
Felix: (Knocking) Hello, Hello...Anybody home here? Anybody here? I'm sorry to bother....
Philip: (Moves bookcase and opens dumbwaiter door).
Felix: Philip!
Philip: Ah, Igor, welcome to my lab-or-a-tor-y, good disguise!
F: Philip, listen, we're in big trouble here..
P: There's no time, I must drink the potion
F: Philip, are your folks home? Philip
P: (Mixing potions, begins to drink)
F: Philip, hey what are you doing? Mr. & Mrs. Wexler? Hello? Hey, don't drink that - that's dangerous. Don't do that Philip...Philip are you all right? Are you all right?
P: (Philip has disappeared behind counter)
F: Hello? Hello? Anybody else home here?
P: (Reappears with orange wig and buck teeth, rubbing hands)
Science Marches On!
F: Hey! Philip, this is serious, no more kidding around, come on!
P: You must not reveal my true identity! (Rubbing hands)
F: Mr. & Mrs. Wexler
P: (Slams Door)
F: Oscar, lower me slowly
O: I'm going to put him on a diet
F: Are you being careful?
O: Don't worry Buddy, I gotcha, you'll be down in a second!
Rope Breaks
O: Sorry Buddy, only dropped a couple of feet
F: What did you do, cut the rope?
O: You only dropped a couple of feet, the rope broke, don't overreact.
F: I'm not overreacting, if you say that again, I'll bash your skull in.
Nancy: I'm a doctor, tell me where it hurts
F: It hurts every place I can mention and a couple I can't mention. What's the difference, we're never gonna see the light of day again!
Jack
Thanks to my good friend "Brother Ralph" from "The Odd Couple Message Board" here is a great scene from the 'Trapped' Episode, which has long ago been edited out of all Odd Couple Versions:
After Felix encounters Herman & Florence, and Herman slams dumbwaiter door while muttering "I guess I just don't turn her on anymore," Felix signals Oscar.
Nancy: Oscar, there's the signal, I guess he wants you to pull him up further.
Oscar: Either that or he's polishing the rope. Oscar pulls.
Next scene is Philip in his apartment with chemistry set. Test tubes are smoking, he is wearing a white robe and mixing potions.
Felix: (Knocking) Hello, Hello...Anybody home here? Anybody here? I'm sorry to bother....
Philip: (Moves bookcase and opens dumbwaiter door).
Felix: Philip!
Philip: Ah, Igor, welcome to my lab-or-a-tor-y, good disguise!
F: Philip, listen, we're in big trouble here..
P: There's no time, I must drink the potion
F: Philip, are your folks home? Philip
P: (Mixing potions, begins to drink)
F: Philip, hey what are you doing? Mr. & Mrs. Wexler? Hello? Hey, don't drink that - that's dangerous. Don't do that Philip...Philip are you all right? Are you all right?
P: (Philip has disappeared behind counter)
F: Hello? Hello? Anybody else home here?
P: (Reappears with orange wig and buck teeth, rubbing hands)
Science Marches On!
F: Hey! Philip, this is serious, no more kidding around, come on!
P: You must not reveal my true identity! (Rubbing hands)
F: Mr. & Mrs. Wexler
P: (Slams Door)
F: Oscar, lower me slowly
O: I'm going to put him on a diet
F: Are you being careful?
O: Don't worry Buddy, I gotcha, you'll be down in a second!
Rope Breaks
O: Sorry Buddy, only dropped a couple of feet
F: What did you do, cut the rope?
O: You only dropped a couple of feet, the rope broke, don't overreact.
F: I'm not overreacting, if you say that again, I'll bash your skull in.
Nancy: I'm a doctor, tell me where it hurts
F: It hurts every place I can mention and a couple I can't mention. What's the difference, we're never gonna see the light of day again!
Jack