You know what?


I got a girlfriend!


Guess who it is?






Give you a hint it's red it's a K and it's my favourite thing........
KMART!



We had a date tonight lmfao J/k



Nate

*throws confetti* :rolleyes:

You gonna have lil K's?

Ewww.... that was ODD.

*Chokes on water while drinking it*

LAUGH MY FUKING ASS OFF! That's the funniest thing I heard all day! Rainman, you're too much! Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! You should do standup!!!


































:rolleyes:

Why on God's green earth must you annoy me with that mile long sig?!?!?

oh..........my.....god...........

are you on drugs?

Originally posted by Original Prankster
*Chokes on water while drinking it*

LAUGH MY FUKING ASS OFF! That's the funniest thing I heard all day! Rainman, you're too much! Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! You should do standup!!!

Why on God's green earth must you annoy me with that mile long sig?!?!?

LOL thanks :)

Georgia I'm on drugs I'm on the pipe right now want to join me?

And MissConanO'Brien I think My wife Kmart is going to have little aqua mart letters too! But where do the babies come out of? There are no holes!


Nate

:lol:

Originally posted by RainMan


LOL thanks :)

Georgia I'm on drugs I'm on the pipe right now want to join me?

And MissConanO'Brien I think My wife Kmart is going to have little aqua mart letters too! But where do the babies come out of? There are no holes!


Nate
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. What would ur parents think.. having Marts? U know its only the K's:nonono:

Originally posted by RainMan


You're a fuking idiot. Didn't you see the :rolleyes: smiley? God......I should just take a baseball bat and smack the hell out of you. I'd feel a hell of a lot better. And then I'd hack into your account and delete your sig,

Originally posted by RainMan


Georgia I'm on drugs I'm on the pipe right now want to join me?



No thanks, I think they should use you as an example why not to do drugs. Buddy, you can't marry a K Mart....and your gay so wouldn't it be a He? whatever, and stop inviting me to your damn chats

Originally posted by Original Prankster


You're a fuking idiot. Didn't you see the :rolleyes: smiley? God......I should just take a baseball bat and smack the hell out of you. I'd feel a hell of a lot better. And then I'd hack into your account and delete your sig,

ay ay ay, the sig....please make the smaller! my comp is lagging as it is!!

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind


No thanks, I think they should use you as an example why not to do drugs.
LMAO.:lol:


And yes..that sign. needs to be shortened a lil bit please.

Uh......okay.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LMAO.:lol:


And yes..that sign. needs to be shortened a lil bit please.

A little bit? A LITTLE BIT?!?!?!? He needs to delete more than just a little bit. :rolleyes: Why didn't TJ put a message in his sig like he did once with Megan during the summer?

Originally posted by Original Prankster


A little bit? A LITTLE BIT?!?!?!? He needs to delete more than just a little bit. :rolleyes: Why didn't TJ put a message in his sig like he did once with Megan during the summer?
I was just trying to be polite lol. Ohh..what message? Yah..TJ could just delete the whole thing to if RM doesnt take action immediatly.

Originally posted by Original Prankster


A little bit? A LITTLE BIT?!?!?!? He needs to delete more than just a little bit. :rolleyes: Why didn't TJ put a message in his sig like he did once with Megan during the summer?

There I shortended it.

AND NOW BACK TO MY DATE WITH KMART!

When should I propose to her lol?

Originally posted by RainMan


There I shortended it.

AND NOW BACK TO MY DATE WITH KMART!

When should I propose to her lol?

its so much better :rolleyes:

Originally posted by RainMan


There I shortended it.

AND NOW BACK TO MY DATE WITH KMART!

When should I propose to her lol?
Thank you. It is shorter... but not according to the rules..

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook we all have our sick fetishes.

It is shorter, but it could be shortened just a bit more. Take out the double spaces. You can colorize the text to show it's a different line. That would help a bit more.

Originally posted by RainMan


There I shortended it.

AND NOW BACK TO MY DATE WITH KMART!

When should I propose to her lol?

Sorry, but the rule was

15 lines of text MAX and two (Small) images.

That pic is still way to huge.

Originally posted by Avril Lavigne
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook we all have our sick fetishes.

OMG YOUR SIG! CARRIE!!

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind


OMG YOUR SIG! CARRIE!!

:D

Originally posted by Original Prankster


A little bit? A LITTLE BIT?!?!?!? He needs to delete more than just a little bit. :rolleyes: Why didn't TJ put a message in his sig like he did once with Megan during the summer?

Did I miss something here? Who is Megan?

Originally posted by BJL


Did I miss something here? Who is Megan?

InspectorExstead

errrrrrm O_o. :lookaroun

:rotflmao: Personally, I think Wal-Mart would be the better choice. Wal-mart is way more finacially stable.

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind


No thanks, I think they should use you as an example why not to do drugs. Right On! I couldn't have said it better.

When I first read the thread title I was like, "Holy Sh*T, Nate got a girlfriend?!" After reading your entire post, I have to tell you, getting a girlfriend might not be such a bad idea. You are different that's for sure.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
When I first read the thread title I was like, "Holy Sh*T, Nate got a girlfriend?!" After reading your entire post, I have to tell you, getting a girlfriend might not be such a bad idea. You are different that's for sure.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
I think they should use you as an example why not to do drugs.

:lol:...............

I read the title.... :faint: I almost had a heart attack there! DONT DO IT AGAIN!

Way to go Rainman! You are so smart and creative to have a building or an object as your girlfriend, wished I'd thought of that! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Hmm, maybe I'll have Fonzie's leather jacket as my boyfriend and when we marry, we'll have a bunch of little leather jackets running around! Fonzie Jr., Richie, Pinky, Leather, Potsie, Ralph, Joanie, and Chachi. Maybe I'll even name one Mr. C, after Howie. :rotflmao: Very intellegent idea Rainy! :rolleyes:

Or better yet I could marry Arnold's! :rotflmao: Rainy you should be awarded the most smartest, creative, and great matchmaking guy of the year! :rolleyes:

Hey, I just thought of something, Rainy rhymes with Brainy! Are relation to Brainy Smurf, Rainman? :rotflmao: rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Hey, I just thought of something, Rainy rhymes with Brainy! Are you any relation to Brainy Smurf, Rainman? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Wow RainMan......:rolleyes:

Ok, I don't really wisecrack people, I just thought this topic was funny and weird, and wanted to add my 2 cents. Sorry if I offended anyone. :)

Wow. You really need to get a life.

Ok that's Grosse:rolleyes:

Are you two talking to me, or Rainman?

They're talking to RainMan.

And just to let you all know, I'm now dating my car. :barf:


AND SHRINK THE PICTURE!!!!!!

This thread had better not turn into the one like Sitcomwriter posted a while back, when he kept posting and posting about his love life he wish he had that nobody wanted to know about.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
And just to let you all know, I'm now dating my car.
Is it a fast car?:grineyes: Ok, lame joke lol.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Is it a fast car?:grineyes: Ok, lame joke lol.

Ooo yeah...VERY fast. ;)

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Ooo yeah...VERY fast. ;)
:eek: :grineyes: Just be sure to keep a full tank of gas at all times!! And wear your seatbelt!:p

Mine was at RainMan. I mean does he want us to think he's stupid or something?

So, you were talking to Rainman right? I guess he does want us to think he's stupid, or just just trying to get attention by being annoying. Yeah Dawsongirl I'm gonna marry one of Fonzie's Leather Jackets or Arnold's, maybe we can have a double wedding, or a triple one with Rainy Brainy Smurf's K-Mart! :rotflmao: :joke:

I meant that we could have a triple wedding with me and one of The Fonze's leather jackets, you and your car, and Rainy Brainy Smurf and his K-Mart! :rotflmao: Ok, I'm not talking in this silly topic anymore. People can try to get attention in such obnoxious ways.

Oh, and the part of being obnoxious and silly was meant towards RM, and Brainy Smurf is from the cartoon The Smurfs. Sorry for so many replies. :)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Is it a fast car?:grineyes: Ok, lame joke lol.

How the car decides he likes her is that if he starts the car up in the morning or doesn't break down while you're driving it:lol:



Nate

Originally posted by RainMan


How the car decides he likes her is that if he starts the car up in the morning or doesn't break down while you're driving it:lol:



Nate

God, you're such a dork. You're stupidity amuses me.

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
Yeah Dawsongirl I'm gonna marry one of Fonzie's Leather Jackets or Arnold's, maybe we can have a double wedding, or a triple one with Rainy Brainy Smurf's K-Mart! :rotflmao: :joke:

Fonziesleatherjacket, that was funny.
:rotflmao: Well let's just make this a quad wedding and i'll marry my computer. :joke: :)

well, who woudln't wanna date Kmarts? I hear she goes down a lot.





ha-ha-ha. get it. down, as in their stock, lol

Sorry, lame

:eek: So THAT'S why she's so popular! :lol:

Damn, RM, you really do scare me sometimes.

Holy crap...

Uhhh, unless I missed something, would Rainman's girlfriend happen to be a K-Mart mannequin??:confused:


His love life makes Bud Bundy's seem civilized by comparison...:love:

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Uhhh, unless I missed something, would Rainman's girlfriend happen to be a K-Mart mannequin??:confused:


His love life makes Bud Bundy's seem civilized by comparison...:love:

K-mart's too cheap to afford mannequins. Instead, they throw their stuff all over the floor.

Originally posted by Original Prankster


K-mart's too cheap to afford mannequins. Instead, they throw their stuff all over the floor.
:lol: How true...

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
So, you were talking to Rainman right? I guess he does want us to think he's stupid, or just just trying to get attention by being annoying. Yeah Dawsongirl I'm gonna marry one of Fonzie's Leather Jackets or Arnold's, maybe we can have a double wedding, or a triple one with Rainy Brainy Smurf's K-Mart! :rotflmao: :joke:

Alright! I'll be there. And it's perfect since Arnold's is a drive-up restaurant. ;)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:eek: :grineyes: Just be sure to keep a full tank of gas at all times!! And wear your seatbelt!:p

Oh, definitely! I hate for him to die in the middle of a rev up! :lol:

Gotta be twisted sometimes.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
K-mart's too cheap to afford mannequins. Instead, they throw their stuff all over the floor.

That's where he'd want to be, isn't it? On the floor?

Okay, I'll stop now.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Oh, definitely! I hate for him to die in the middle of a rev up! :lol:

:nonono: :grineyes:

Get the super, not regular.

:lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Get the super, not regular.


Extra performance, no stalling. :D

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Extra performance, no stalling. :D
;) If it gets snowy, 4 wheel drive!

Why did you post this LOL

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
oh..........my.....god...........

are you on drugs? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
;) If it gets snowy, 4 wheel drive!

:lol: I think I'll pray for snow!

The girls are gettin' randy! :lol:

Originally posted by kittflynn
The girls are gettin' randy! :lol:

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by dawsongirl


:lol: I think I'll pray for snow!
:eek:

Dont forget to bring your shovel... you have to wipe off your car before driving away!! Youll get in trouble!!

Originally posted by kittflynn
The girls are gettin' randy! :lol:
;)