HaskellGirl
01-05-2003, 09:38 PM
Hi everyone
I was bored, so I typed up the words to the New Leave it to Beaver Rap, which was performed at the NLITB's 3rd? season wrap party by two unknown performers, commemorating 30 years of Leave it to Beaver. It was really cheesy, very 80s, cringe-worthy performance, but oh well.;) I couldn't figure out some of the words, but this is basically how it went:
Everybody get up and make your hands clap
Get ready for the New Leave it to Beaver rap
We said, everybody get up and let's have some fun
It's Beaver's thirtieth anniversary and they're still number one
About the Beav, it started back in 'fifty seven
The first Cleavers were on the television
So listen up closely to our list of ????
We're going to introduce Beav's mother too
She's America's number one mom, she had knowledge
Working for the city and going to college
For many years she had two young boys
While they were younger, they made a lot of noise
But now the boys are grown up with family's of their own
And Wally's moved away but Beav's still at home
Leave it to Beaver
Leave it to Beaver
Everyone knew from the very start
That Wally would marry his childhood sweetheart
Her name is Mary Ellen and she is a writer
Writing for the paper ??????
Together they have a little girl and boy
Kelly and Kevin, two bundles of joy
While we talk about Wally, kids, and wife,
Let's not forget Beaver too has a family life
Raising two boys hasn't been an easy task
Making sure they have ?????? and attend class
Ollie's twelve, Kip's sixteen (they make a car engine noise)
Life with them hasn't been all peaches 'n cream
Between Ollie, karate, and Kip, band
Beaver's had to keep a grip and understand
Leave it to Beaver
Leave it to Beaver
In Mayfield, the Cleaver's have many friends
But for Beaver, Eddie Haskell is not one of them
For many years, Eddie's given advice and wisdom
But it was really bull that he was giving them
Taking the easier way in life
Having a company and a wife
Eddie was lucky too, marrying a lady named Gert
Even though she's pretty, he treats her like dirt
Freddie and Bomber are his two young rascals
Proving them everyday to be the perfect Haskells
Freddie the guitarist is extraordinary
Bomber was bad, sent off to military
But before we finish, before we end
Let's not forget there's another friend
He is not Dumpy
He is not Klumpy
You all know him better as Lumpy
So now you've heard the New Leave it to Beaver rap
About the show that's put Mayfield on the map
So now you know what you should do
Stand and applaud the cast and crew
Leave it to the Beaver
Leave it to Beav!
:D
I was bored, so I typed up the words to the New Leave it to Beaver Rap, which was performed at the NLITB's 3rd? season wrap party by two unknown performers, commemorating 30 years of Leave it to Beaver. It was really cheesy, very 80s, cringe-worthy performance, but oh well.;) I couldn't figure out some of the words, but this is basically how it went:
Everybody get up and make your hands clap
Get ready for the New Leave it to Beaver rap
We said, everybody get up and let's have some fun
It's Beaver's thirtieth anniversary and they're still number one
About the Beav, it started back in 'fifty seven
The first Cleavers were on the television
So listen up closely to our list of ????
We're going to introduce Beav's mother too
She's America's number one mom, she had knowledge
Working for the city and going to college
For many years she had two young boys
While they were younger, they made a lot of noise
But now the boys are grown up with family's of their own
And Wally's moved away but Beav's still at home
Leave it to Beaver
Leave it to Beaver
Everyone knew from the very start
That Wally would marry his childhood sweetheart
Her name is Mary Ellen and she is a writer
Writing for the paper ??????
Together they have a little girl and boy
Kelly and Kevin, two bundles of joy
While we talk about Wally, kids, and wife,
Let's not forget Beaver too has a family life
Raising two boys hasn't been an easy task
Making sure they have ?????? and attend class
Ollie's twelve, Kip's sixteen (they make a car engine noise)
Life with them hasn't been all peaches 'n cream
Between Ollie, karate, and Kip, band
Beaver's had to keep a grip and understand
Leave it to Beaver
Leave it to Beaver
In Mayfield, the Cleaver's have many friends
But for Beaver, Eddie Haskell is not one of them
For many years, Eddie's given advice and wisdom
But it was really bull that he was giving them
Taking the easier way in life
Having a company and a wife
Eddie was lucky too, marrying a lady named Gert
Even though she's pretty, he treats her like dirt
Freddie and Bomber are his two young rascals
Proving them everyday to be the perfect Haskells
Freddie the guitarist is extraordinary
Bomber was bad, sent off to military
But before we finish, before we end
Let's not forget there's another friend
He is not Dumpy
He is not Klumpy
You all know him better as Lumpy
So now you've heard the New Leave it to Beaver rap
About the show that's put Mayfield on the map
So now you know what you should do
Stand and applaud the cast and crew
Leave it to the Beaver
Leave it to Beav!
:D