Chad22
01-03-2003, 05:59 PM
Im Bored, So i decided to tell a few storys about this dumb kid named Sparky, but first let me kinda explain how my life works. My best friend is Jacob Dahlgren, he is kinda like me, except he can actually get girls and isnt quite as goody two shoes as i am (I dont even swear lol). In my Freshmen year of high school (My last since im now a Junior and have been Homeschooled for 2 years) My friend Jacob and i sat with the nerds at lunch, We're not really nerds, Nerds are usualy smart, whereas Jacob and i failed most of our classes. Ok, to put it briefly we were the "Cool Nerds" And sat at the nerd table so we would look cooler than we actually were. Man their were alot of nerds in our school. 2 of the ones that stick out were Dustin, a smart nerd when it comes to school, but dumb any other time and ate more than anyone at the table, i nicknamed him Sparky :D and Levi, Who was a short nerd, was smarter than Sparky in many ways, I Nicknamed him Gizmo for some reason. Their were other people but they were the 2 ones that stuck out the most.
Sparky to put it briefly was as i said smart in school work, But an idiot the rest of the time. One time he talked Jacob, Gizmo and i into buying a senior in the Senior auction (Some weird thing where you buy seniors and their basically your slave for the school day) Anyways, we agreed to make it 4 ways as long as we only had to pay a few bucks. They had gottten up to some girl that Sparky had the hots for and the price was up to about 25 bucks, We agreed to let Sparky bid next, as about 30 bucks wouldnt be too bad 4 ways, and the Bumbling idiot yells out "300 DOLLARS". The price went from 25 dollars to 300 dollars. Needless to say, Jacob, Gizmo and i were not exactly in the best mood and we all wanted to kill Sparky right their and than. We refused to pay and we all ended up having a week of detention for not paying up.
Sparky is the kind of guy you could literally sell a hill in California too. The fool once spent 20 dollars on Gum in one day! Anouther example of a time we all wanted to kill Sparky was the time he offered us a trip to this big mall (About 20 Miles away), Only catch is we had to get rides to about 2 towns over and met at the Pizza Hut in that town. Once we all got their we asked why Sparkys dad left and he said 'Oh, I Thought one of you guys's Paremnts would give us a ride." Gizmos face literally turned red as Sparky stood their actually not know what was going on. We all wanted to kill him. After we yelled at him for a few minutes he offered to pay for a Taxi to take us to this mall. Gizmo was still pretty mad and decied toc all his parents to take him home instead. So Jacob, Sparky and i rode in the Cab to the mall. Once we got their we did the usual thing, Went in and played on the stuffed animal crane thing all day spending almost 20 bucks on it LOL!
Anyways, when we ran out of money we went outside and found an old shopping cart. We decided to have a little fun and Jacob got in it as Sparky and i pushed it. After awhile we started going too fast and the shopping cart got out of our hands. Sparky and i staretd chasing after the thing trying to catch it as Jacob was in it screaming for his life, As the thing was about to go off the little ramp thing, which was quite a deep fall. Sparky fell while running and i kept chasing after the cart, After a minute or two i caught up to it and jumped on it, We both were going for quite a ride and were about to go off the ramp but i was able to stop it in time. We both breathed heavily realizing we could have actually died and looked back to see 2 Girls helping up Sparky and feeling sorry for him! We almost went off the freakin ramp and they felt bad for a guy that fell! By the time we got up their they were gone and Sparky had a big smile on his face, We once again wanted to kill him.
Later that night we were walking back from the parking lot into the Mall when we seen 2 other guys messing with the shopping art. We yelled 'You shouldnt try that" and these Gangster looking guys started chasing after us (They were only about our age, but looked pretty tough), After we lost them we went up to the mall and were about to go in when we found out the mall was closed, and we had no acces to a phone to call my Mom or Jacobs Dad. Luckily the Janitor their let us in long enough to use the phone and we all got home.
The next day Jacob was staying at my house and we were playing Video games when Sparky calls up saying he had a great time and wanted to do it again. We said 'Sure, We'll meet you at Pizza Hut" and hung up the phone. But this time we didnt go LOL. Ok, its kinda mean, But in a way it was revenge for the day before.
My last story was probably the worst of them all. One time Jacob and i were in the school library on the computers since it was Study Hall and you could do that. So we were looking up previews for a video game that was coming out soon and of course, in comes Sparky. Their were no computers left and he asked if he could use the one we were on for a second for his homework. Now knowing our names were signed on the Paper that you have to sign to use the computer for that time, and that well...Its Sparky we probably shouldnt have. But we did and the next day we regretted it. Jacob and i got called into the Principal's Office and he was really mad. We asked what he did and i guess he thought we were playing dumb because he got even madder. After a few minutes he explained that we were probably going to be Suspended for looking up Porn on the school computer. Now i was never really a guy that looked up porn, Jacob probably would, But even if we did, neither of us were dumb enough to do it on the school computer. After explaining what happened he called Sparky in and Sparky told them he was their, but it was an accident.
Im not sure if Sparky was telling the truth or not, but we all got off the hook and we once again wanted to kill Sparky. I Havent seen Sparky in a few years now, and even though he was an idiot i kinda miss the guy. Im still best friends with Jacob and now im home schooled. So heres a warning to all of you, If any of you ever move to Northern Maine, watch out for a guy named Dustin Michaud...AKA Sparky.
Sparky to put it briefly was as i said smart in school work, But an idiot the rest of the time. One time he talked Jacob, Gizmo and i into buying a senior in the Senior auction (Some weird thing where you buy seniors and their basically your slave for the school day) Anyways, we agreed to make it 4 ways as long as we only had to pay a few bucks. They had gottten up to some girl that Sparky had the hots for and the price was up to about 25 bucks, We agreed to let Sparky bid next, as about 30 bucks wouldnt be too bad 4 ways, and the Bumbling idiot yells out "300 DOLLARS". The price went from 25 dollars to 300 dollars. Needless to say, Jacob, Gizmo and i were not exactly in the best mood and we all wanted to kill Sparky right their and than. We refused to pay and we all ended up having a week of detention for not paying up.
Sparky is the kind of guy you could literally sell a hill in California too. The fool once spent 20 dollars on Gum in one day! Anouther example of a time we all wanted to kill Sparky was the time he offered us a trip to this big mall (About 20 Miles away), Only catch is we had to get rides to about 2 towns over and met at the Pizza Hut in that town. Once we all got their we asked why Sparkys dad left and he said 'Oh, I Thought one of you guys's Paremnts would give us a ride." Gizmos face literally turned red as Sparky stood their actually not know what was going on. We all wanted to kill him. After we yelled at him for a few minutes he offered to pay for a Taxi to take us to this mall. Gizmo was still pretty mad and decied toc all his parents to take him home instead. So Jacob, Sparky and i rode in the Cab to the mall. Once we got their we did the usual thing, Went in and played on the stuffed animal crane thing all day spending almost 20 bucks on it LOL!
Anyways, when we ran out of money we went outside and found an old shopping cart. We decided to have a little fun and Jacob got in it as Sparky and i pushed it. After awhile we started going too fast and the shopping cart got out of our hands. Sparky and i staretd chasing after the thing trying to catch it as Jacob was in it screaming for his life, As the thing was about to go off the little ramp thing, which was quite a deep fall. Sparky fell while running and i kept chasing after the cart, After a minute or two i caught up to it and jumped on it, We both were going for quite a ride and were about to go off the ramp but i was able to stop it in time. We both breathed heavily realizing we could have actually died and looked back to see 2 Girls helping up Sparky and feeling sorry for him! We almost went off the freakin ramp and they felt bad for a guy that fell! By the time we got up their they were gone and Sparky had a big smile on his face, We once again wanted to kill him.
Later that night we were walking back from the parking lot into the Mall when we seen 2 other guys messing with the shopping art. We yelled 'You shouldnt try that" and these Gangster looking guys started chasing after us (They were only about our age, but looked pretty tough), After we lost them we went up to the mall and were about to go in when we found out the mall was closed, and we had no acces to a phone to call my Mom or Jacobs Dad. Luckily the Janitor their let us in long enough to use the phone and we all got home.
The next day Jacob was staying at my house and we were playing Video games when Sparky calls up saying he had a great time and wanted to do it again. We said 'Sure, We'll meet you at Pizza Hut" and hung up the phone. But this time we didnt go LOL. Ok, its kinda mean, But in a way it was revenge for the day before.
My last story was probably the worst of them all. One time Jacob and i were in the school library on the computers since it was Study Hall and you could do that. So we were looking up previews for a video game that was coming out soon and of course, in comes Sparky. Their were no computers left and he asked if he could use the one we were on for a second for his homework. Now knowing our names were signed on the Paper that you have to sign to use the computer for that time, and that well...Its Sparky we probably shouldnt have. But we did and the next day we regretted it. Jacob and i got called into the Principal's Office and he was really mad. We asked what he did and i guess he thought we were playing dumb because he got even madder. After a few minutes he explained that we were probably going to be Suspended for looking up Porn on the school computer. Now i was never really a guy that looked up porn, Jacob probably would, But even if we did, neither of us were dumb enough to do it on the school computer. After explaining what happened he called Sparky in and Sparky told them he was their, but it was an accident.
Im not sure if Sparky was telling the truth or not, but we all got off the hook and we once again wanted to kill Sparky. I Havent seen Sparky in a few years now, and even though he was an idiot i kinda miss the guy. Im still best friends with Jacob and now im home schooled. So heres a warning to all of you, If any of you ever move to Northern Maine, watch out for a guy named Dustin Michaud...AKA Sparky.