Lil Kelso gave me this idea since she said she used to have a crush on Potsie. And I used to have one on Chachi and we both think Richie is cute. Well, this is for alll the guys. We're doing an exchange. Just for a while. It's a challenge. We have to pretend that we're in love with this new character, remove all signs of affection for our old character for...a week!!! Challenge. So no "I Love Potsie"'s for me for a week and no mentioning of "They Call it Potsie Love" unless I am to comment on another character's cuteness. Who's up for this?
Reply if you're willing and put in the name of your guy in the reply. Sorry guys, this one's for us girls. Unless you want to join in just for the heck of it!

Hey I'm up for it. Sounds like fun. I'd like to start off with Potsie.

If MCOB doesn't mind, I'd like to borrow Richie for a week...hee hee

You wanna start on Monday? I'll pm MCOB, CollegeGirl and CamQueen if they don't reply to this by tomorrow, k?

Okay, that's a good idea. It's easier to start on Monday.

AAAGGHHHH!!!!! :eek: :eek2: You're asking me to part with Fonzie for a week? That would be so hard! What if whomever I lend him out to decides she wants to keep him? What if he falls in love with her and decides she's make a better mother? What if...what if....what if....?


*LOL* OK. Let me think, who would I want? I pick Ralph! He's so funny!:lol:

CG-- Fonzie, some of the girls on SO and I are going to switch guys for a week. Is that ok?
Fonzie-- Are you nutso? Why would you want to do a thing like that?
CG-- Well, we just wanted to see what it would be like to be in a relationship with a different guy.
Fonzie-- Aaayyyy.....you already have the BEST guy! After me, they're all nerds.
CG-- If it's any consolation, you get to spend a week with a different lady.
Fonzie-- Just one?
CG-- Well, I couldn't stand worrying about you being with any more than one. And I'm not sure if I'm strong enough to beat up any more than that if they try to hang around you after the week is up....*laughs*
Fonzie-- Aawwww......I must be engaged to the sweetest woman in Milwaukee. *kisses her on her cheek*
CG-- Errr, that's another thing. For the week, we're not engaged. I'll belong solely to the other guy.
Fonzie-- Whoah! Who is this other guy?
CG-- *raises a brow* Why? You're not going to hurt him are you?
Fonzie-- The Fonz doesn't make promises. But, I'll be on my best behavior...
CG-- *lets out a sigh of relief* Good.
Fonzie-- So, who's the guy?
CG-- Ralph.
Fonzie-- Ralph Malph???
CG-- The one and only.
Fonzie-- *starts to laugh*
CG-- What's so funny?
Fonzie-- *still laughing* It's just that I started to get nervous with your wanting to be with another guy. But, as long as it's just Ralph.....*still laughing*
CG-- I think Ralph is a very talented, witty, intelligent, attractive man....
Fonzie-- *still laughing* Sure you do....
CG-- Arthur! I'm trying to be serious.
Fonzie-- *stops laughing* OK. If you want to date Ralph that's fine with me. Just watch out for the squirting water pistol. He'll probably hide that in the bouquet of flowers he gives you. And whatever you do, don't pull his finger, no matter how hard he tries to get you too.
CG-- *rolls her eyes* Thanks for the advice.
Fonzie-- *taps his fist on the jukebox* How much time do we have until we switch off?
CG-- A few days....
Fonzie-- *wraps his arms around her and they begin to dance* We'll take advantage of what time we have left together......
*they kiss*

Okie doke then...I'd like to take Chachi. I had a thing for him when I was four...and it woud be nice to rekindle our relationship. LOL.

CQ: Ok Chach, here's the deal...
Chachi: Who are you?
CQ: I'm your new girlfriend. Just for a week. Then you can go back with Lil Kelso.
Chachi: A legal girlfriend switch? That's great! (raises eyebrow) What's the catch?
CQ: No catch. Just do as I say. Treat me like a princess. And try not to burn anything down.
Chachi: (sighing) Why does everyone keep bringing that up???
CQ: Because you burned down a restaurant you goof ball. Anyway, you think you can handle me? (does a voluptuous little shimmy)
Chachi: Handle you? Absolutley, Blue Eyes. Wa wa wa!
CQ: Ok, I like the "Blue Eyes" bit, but the next time I hear you say "wa wa wa" I'm going to pound you with your drumsticks. Got it?
Chachi: Yes dear.

Alright, here are the rules, conditions and pairings!!
Me: Richie (Sorry MCOB!!!!)
Lil Kelso: Potsie
CollegeGirl: Ralph
CamQueen: Chachi

Hey, wait a minute...what about Fonzie? I'll pm MCOB about it, hee hee

Alright rules and such
1. you CANNOT mention your real crush in a crush sorta way (i.e. me saying "I think Potsie is a dreamboat" is unacceptable)
2. You HAVE TO mention your fake crush in that crush sorta way.
3. If you have anything in your avatar or signature mentioning your real crush, change it to match your fake crush. There goes my avatar...:(
4. You must make a post on some public board (like Chit Chat) declaring your new crush, but you CANNOT say it's just a challenge.
5. You must have one dialogue between you and your new crush in which you must gush over him. I know it'll be hard, but let's try...
6. It's for a week...well, a school week (Monday to Friday).

It's gonna be a lot harder than it sounds. And we can come here to complain if we want. But only in this thread. Now I'll pm MCOB!

I wondre when MCOB will come back:(

Originally posted by Istillgotit
I wondre when MCOB will come back:(

Where is she?

Well, she did go to a party on New Years Eve, after that I dunno:( ;)

SHES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Originally posted by Istillgotit
I wondre when MCOB will come back:(

I Would have laughed hard if she got Chachi LOL

Yeah LMAO cause she HATES him

Do we risk it? Let's give her Chachi!!

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Do we risk it? Let's give her Chachi!!

Go For It! LOL

Alright! MCOB, when you come back, you have to share Chachi with CamQueen. We'll make two Chachi's just for you. Clone em, Chad!!

Im not sure how to clone, So ill just take Charles from Charles In Charge and rename him Chachi :D

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im not sure how to clone, So ill just take Charles from Charles In Charge and rename him Chachi :D

Alright, MCOB, We have one fresh Chachi for you. Now where is he? He's late
Charles: Where am i?
Me: The Boards
Charles: The what?
Me: Nevermind, oh yeah, your new name is now...Chachi
Charles: Chachi?!?! What kind of a name is Chachi?
Me: It's your name, enjoy it. Now, we'd like you to meet MCOB...

Im gone for 2 days!!...:faint: After all I do for you people!!! LOl. Ch-ch-Chachi?!?!:faint: Am I awake or is this a nightmare?! *screams* But but but.. there are so many other boys!! Howie!!!!!!!:kiss: LOl

Well...since it isnt really Chachi, its CHARLIE...Ill take him.;)

Well I was gonna suggest we give her Officer Kirk but, I'm too tired to be evil. :faint:

:lol:

But what about Fonzie?

Fonzie: The Fonz, dateless?! :thumbsdow Whoa.....

Originally posted by CameraQueen
But what about Fonzie?

Fonzie: The Fonz, dateless?! :thumbsdow Whoa.....

Hee hee, do you want Fonzie CamQueen? Then we can give Chachi to MCOB. NEXT WEEK, PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR AVATAR OR SIGNATURE THAT SHOWS OFF YOUR NEW CRUSH. NO, MCOB, YOU CANNOT MAKE A MINISCULE CHACHI PIC!!!

If MCOB doesn't mind, I'll take The Fonz, and she can have Chacho all to heself.

Fonzie...yummy....:liplick:

Yay! I get Potsie, next week. :happyface

New pairings!!
Me: Richie
Lil Kelso: Potsie (don't hurt my boy!!)
CamQueen: Fonzie
CollegeGirl: Ralph
MCOB: Chachi (heh heh...)

Remember again, something in your avatar or signtature MUST mention them and if people ask why your crush has changed, don't say that it's a challenge. And let's hope we have no cat fights at the end of the week over our guys! I'll return Richie unscathed if Potsie is returned just like he was. Don't teach him any philosophy or math, okay Lil Kelso?

Math! :eek: Philosphoy! :eek: Yeah that's a hot one. But then again so is Potsie :woohoo:

CQ: Hey Fonzie...how are you?
Fonzie: Perfect, as always. (Rubs fingertips on jacket.)
CQ: Well, you heard about the big girlfriend switch, right?
Fonzie: You chicks are crazy, you know that? Most girls would hold on to their guy with every last ounce of strengh in their Press-On Nails.
CQ: Well, I'm your new chick. Just for a week. Then you get CG back.
Fonzie: Is that so? (Grabs CQ around the waist) What is it with you chicks and initials. CG...CQ? What happened to normal names like Linda and Patty?
CQ: Okay...well why don't you pick out a name for me?
Fonzie: Let's see...how about...

(Chachi runs into Arnolds all confused)
Chachi: Blue eyes!
Fonzie: Nah, I don't like it.
Chachi: What is going on here? First you tell me that you're my new girlfriend and Lil Kelso is going out with (shudders) Potsie...
Fonzie: (in disbelief) Potsie?
Chachi: ...then suddenly there are two me's...one of whom goes by the name of Charles and keeps muddering something about "Buddy must've had something to do with this" and then he disappeared and I've got a new girlfriend named MCOB...
Fonzie: What IS it with you chicks and using initials for names???
Chachi:...and now you're dating my cousin!!
CQ: Yes. And your question would be...?
Fonzie: Yes, Chachi, what is the problem? I've got this pretty young miss here...and you've got an equally pretty young miss for yourself. Who cares if you're confused. (kisses CQ)
Chachi: I guess you're right. Ok, I'm off to find, um...MBCD.
CQ: MCOB.
Chachi: Right.
Fonzie: We have GOT to come up with some better names for you chicks.

Scene: Cunningham House
Doorbell rings
Mrs. C: Oh Richard, I'll bet that's your date!
Mr. C: Richie, what's this about switching girlfriends? I heard it from Fonzie and he said-
Richie: Don't worry dad, the girls just wondered what it would be like if they switched boyfriends for a week.
Mr. C: Switch boyfriends? Who's participating in this?
Richie: Me, Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and Chachi
Mr. C: Whose girlfriend do you get?
Richie: Potsie's
Mr. C (in disgust): Potsie's?!?!?!
doorbell rings again a bit more impatiently
Richie: Better not keep her waiting. From what I hear from Potsie, she's a real pill!
Mr. C (walking into kitchen): Potsie?????
Richie (opening door): Hi!
Me: Hi there, Rich!
Richie: I don't think I've ever met you. You're-
Me: You can call me Daisy
Richie: so.....(silence) do you want to sit down?
Me: Sure, sure...my, you have a beautiful house. Is it yours?
Richie: No, I live with my parents and my sister
Me: You're in college and you live with your parents....that's...nice
Richie: You don't?
Me: Darling, I am from New York City and that's with capital letters. I don't need to live with my parents!
Richie: New York...wow, all the girls I've dated are from around here.
Mr. C (walking in): Oh hello, I'm sorry, I just wanted to meet the girl dating...Potsie Webber...
Me: Hi there, Mr. Cunningham
Mr. C: You don't sound like you're from around here
Me: The City
Mr. C: Which city?
Me: The only City
Richie: New York City
Mr. C: You're from New York City and you're dating Potsie Webber...my, what strange city girls there are nowadays.
Me: I feel Potsie needed direction in his life
Mr. C: When did you figure that out?
Me: When he asked me if I could help him get home, he forgot the way. But no more talk about Potsie, Richie, you're mine for a week
Mr. C: Uh, I'll just leave you two alone
Richie: So, how's MCOB?
Me: Richie! We're dating now and we only have a week, you can ask about her later. Now, come on, I want to watch the submarine races, if you know what I mean!
Richie: I found my thrill (grabs coat and opens door) on Blueberry-
Me: How is Potsie, by the way? He misses me, doesn't he?
Richie: POTSIE?!?!

hee hee, does he miss me, Lil Kelso?

Inspiration Point

Potsie: Wait, explain this to me again, what happened to my Daisy?
Me: Potsie, Potsie, Potsie. It's very simple really, WD, MCOB, CQ, CG and myself are switching boyfriends for one week. We want everyone to get to know each other better.
Potsie: Well is she coming back?
Me: Eventually. *twirls hair*
Potsie: I don't like that sound of that.
Me: Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I know you miss her, but can't we get to know each other?
Potsie: Well okay. You seem like a nice girl.
Me: Thanks, You're pretty nice too.
Potsie: I wonder who Ralph got.
Me: He got CG.
Potsie: Are you girls in some club, where you only use initials?
Me: You could say that.

They talk about all their favorite shows and music and have a nice time. He walks her back to her building that she shares with the others on Knapp Street and they kiss goodnight for a very long time until White Daisy, throws water on them from window above.

Me: I gotta go.
Potsie: Okay, see you tomorrow.

Meanwhile at the Pizza Bowl, MCOB and Chachi are sharing a soda and getting quite cozy with each other.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Inspiration Point

Potsie: Wait, explain this to me again, what happened to my Daisy?
Me: Potsie, Potsie, Potsie. It's very simple really, WD, MCOB, CQ, CG and myself are switching boyfriends for one week. We want everyone to get to know each other better.
Potsie: Well is she coming back?
Me: Eventually. *twirls hair*
Potsie: I don't like that sound of that.
Me: Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I know you miss her, but can't we get to know each other?
Potsie: Well okay. You seem like a nice girl.
Me: Thanks, You're pretty nice too.
Potsie: I wonder who Ralph got.
Me: He got CG.
Potsie: Are you girls in some club, where you only use initials?
Me: You could say that.

They talk about all their favorite shows and music and have a nice time. He walks her back to her building that she shares with the others on Knapp Street and they kiss goodnight for a very long time until White Daisy, throws water on them from window above.

Me: I gotta go.
Potsie: Okay, see you tomorrow.

Meanwhile at the Pizza Bowl, MCOB and Chachi are sharing a soda and getting quite cozy with each other.

I rock!!!:yourock: and so do you!

:blush: Aww, thanks :)

I agree :yourock:

*Suddenly Chad Doody is shown standing on the sidewalk wearing a grey suit and hat, Black shining leather shoes, and is flipping a coin. Chad looks around the street to see if anyone is coming, he notices no one and walks into a dark alley, than opens a door and walks into a dark room where Charles from Charles In Charge is tied up to.*

Chad: Ok Charles, Camera Queen decided to go with Fonzie, so Chachi is all MCOB's now.

Charles: Than why am i still here?

Chad: You know too much Mr. ummm.....Mr. ummm, What is your last name?

Charles: Thats Confidential. Can i get sent back to my own show now?

Chad: Sorry, I Cant let word of this get out like that

Charles: Oh...

Chad: Tell you what, You can be my new assistant

Charles: Umm ok

Chad: Lets go down to Mayberry, Some kid named Opie Owes me Money. Man, that boy looks familiar.

Charles: Cant i just stay here?

Chad; What...And let you burn down anouther building?

Charles: Ive nevr burnt down a building in my life....

Chad: Oh yeah, Wrong guy. Lets Go...

I don't know how to quote the last entry...but that was so funny, Chad! I almost shot lemonade out of my nose!

:rotflmao: :yourock: :rotflmao:

HSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks :D

Welcome!!!!!!!:D


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :yourock: :yourock:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Suddenly Chad Doody is shown standing on the sidewalk wearing a grey suit and hat, Black shining leather shoes, and is flipping a coin. Chad looks around the street to see if anyone is coming, he notices no one and walks into a dark alley, than opens a door and walks into a dark room where Charles from Charles In Charge is tied up to.*

Chad: Ok Charles, Camera Queen decided to go with Fonzie, so Chachi is all MCOB's now.

Charles: Than why am i still here?

Chad: You know too much Mr. ummm.....Mr. ummm, What is your last name?

Charles: Thats Confidential. Can i get sent back to my own show now?

Chad: Sorry, I Cant let word of this get out like that

Charles: Oh...

Chad: Tell you what, You can be my new assistant

Charles: Umm ok

Chad: Lets go down to Mayberry, Some kid named Opie Owes me Money. Man, that boy looks familiar.

Charles: Cant i just stay here?

Chad; What...And let you burn down anouther building?

Charles: Ive nevr burnt down a building in my life....

Chad: Oh yeah, Wrong guy. Lets Go...

That was the perfect mix of Happy Days, Charles in Charge, the Andy Griffith Show and one of those silent movies about Al Capone!! :lol: :lol: That was so funny!

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Well I was gonna suggest we give her Officer Kirk but, I'm too tired to be evil. :faint:

:lol:
Kirk would be nice!!:lol:

Ok ok. Ive got Chachi LOl.


Everyone-- your mini fanfic scenes are GREAT! LMAO

MCOB is sitting in a booth @ Arnolds trying not to think about Richie. Suddenly, Chachi comes in, notices Im the only girl there alone and rushes right to me.
Chachi: Hi! You must be my date for the week! *smiles*
MCOB: Ugh yea. But before Im supposed to fall madly in love with you, let me get some things straight.
Chachi: *nervous* Uhh... ok. Like what?
MCOB: FIRST OFF, my eyes are brown, so you call me Blue Eyes youre gonna get a straw up your nose. SECONDLY, take that damn bandana off your knee and get some new shirts- and DONT cut the sleeves! And LASTLY, if you even DARE to say WaWaWa in my presence, I swear youll be crawling for 3 days. You got that?!
Chachi: *shaking* Ohh yes..
MCOB: YES MCOB!
Chachi: Yes, MCOB.
MCOB: Now, what you gonna buy me?:D
Chachi: You want some fries?
MCOB: *slaps* Boy, now I KNOW you aint gonna be cheap with me!! I meant for jewelry! I know you work for the Fonz..
Chachi: Oh yes, yes. Whats your favorite stone, MCOB?
MCOB: Diamonds, of course.
Chachi: Diamonds?!
MCOB: *evil glare* Yes, diamonds! Is there a problem?
Chachi: *shakes, voice cracks*. No. No, MCOB.
MCOB: Good. Any questions?
Chachi: Yea. You dont like my bandana?
MCOB: *rolls eyes* Ohh.. this is going to be ONE long week!
Chachi: *scared, he sulks*


:D

Ah! I g2g get a new pic of Chachi. The only one I have is the one with the giant (/).:wasntme:

"You don't like my bandana?"

LOL LOL :lol: :crazy: :happyface :lol:

I just got off work and decided to get online. I was so happily surprised to see these mini fanfic pieces! I've been laughing my arse off! You all are so clever! :lol:

:lol:

CamQueen, I'll offer some advice for Fonzie. He comes off strong and like he's in control. The trick to controlling him is to use psychology. He's a tad smarter than the other guys-- and WAY more headstrong so he doesn't cave quite as easily. The trick is to let him think he's in control, and to not let him know that you are influencing him. He hates to be told what to do, but he can be easily persuaded into doing what you want.



Fonzie: *from across the room* Aaaayyyyy.....are you two chicks talking about the Fonz?
CG: Uuhhhh.....
*Fonzie raises an eyebrow*
CG-- Well, we were just commenting on your strong personality. *smiles warmly at him*
Fonzie-- Uhh...ok. *continues talking with Potsie, Ralph, and Richie*
CG-- And remember, if all else fails, just smile and act innocent ;)

Scene: Inspiration Point
Potsie's walking around and bumps into Richie
Potsie: Hey Rich, what're you doing here?
Richie: (shuffles around) What do you think, Potsie?
Potsie: Oh yeah....so...where is she?
Richie: At the submarine races!
Potsie: What?!?!
Richie: Apparently, I bored her too much. So she went to go watch the submarine races
Potsie: Wow, they actually have races here?!? I thought people just used to say that!
Richie: Nope, a bunch of kids are down there, racing. She left me for a bunch of ten yr olds. Hey Pots, how do I get her to like me?
Potsie: Did you try to show her everything you learned in school.
Richie: Well, I assumed that she'd like to know. I hear she likes history a lot, so I tried to tell her some stuff, give her some new info.
Potsie: Bad, Rich, very bad. She likes to think that she's teaching you something. She doesn't like to have someone else in control. It makes her feel dumb and never make her feel dumb.
Richie: So all this time, you were just pretending that you don't know what she's talking about?
Potsie: Oh no, I really don't know. Which is great, now I'm with a girl and I can prepare for my tests. Great study guide.
Richie: Yeah, but how do I get her up from the submarine races.
Potsie: You won't, you ruined her date.
Richie: So when do I actually get to kiss her?
Potsie: (laughs) You haven't kissed her yet? Boy, are you slow. Everyone else has got to their dates. Come on, Rich, we only have a week. Don't ruin your chances, she's forced to spend the next week with you.
Richie: Why are girls so complicated?...Why am I asking you this?
Potsie: Because I made her happy. Oh yeah, get her chocolates (Richie nods and starts to leave) But not just any kind. She likes Dark Chocolate (Richie turns to leave again) But not too bitter. She gets really miserable if it's too bitter (Richie nods his head impatiently and turns again) She likes flowers too, but not just any flower. She likes Daisies (Richie turns to leave) but not just any Daisy. White Daisies. And don't mix other flowers in there. (Richie turns one last time) Wait, Rich, getting her coffee?
Richie: Yeah, she asked me to get her some. Thought I'd run down and get some nice warm coffee...(Potsie starts to shake his head) no, no warm coffee
Potsie: She doesn't like hot coffee. Get her some iced coffee with little coconut flakes.
Richie: Where can I find iced coffee?
Potsie: The first time, I had to go half way across town to get it. And boy was she mad when I came back.
Richie: What about the second time?
Potsie: There was no second time. We started to spend all our time in the car (winks) if you know what I mean.
Richie: Girls are so picky
Potsie: Oh yeah, Rich, how's your tolerance for spicy food?
Richie: Not too good
Potsie: You're ruined (shakes his head). But at least then, at the end of the week, she'd be happy to come back to me!

That was just my stupid, let-me-torment-Richie fanfic. Hope you're not too mad, MCOB!

CG-- *looks around* OK, where's my guy?
Ralph- *approaches her carrying a bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates*
CG- Wow...*takes the gifts* How thoughtful!
Ralph- Yeah...*starts to laugh*
CG-- What's so funny?
Ralph- Oh, nothing.
CG- *holds the flowers to her nose to smell them, but suddenly water squirts out and hits her in the eye* Oohhh! Augghh! Bllaguh! What the?
Ralph-- :lol:It's a joke....there's a joke squirter in the flowers.
CG-- You've got to be kidding me. remembers the challenge* Ah, oh well. *starts to open the box of chocolates* Mmmmmm....these look good.
*Ralph starts to chuckle again*
CG-- Why are you laughing this time? Do the chocolates taste like dirt or something?
Ralph-- Naaahh, I'd never give you anything like that.
CG-- Will they stain my mouth or something?
Ralph-- Of course not! What do you take me for?
CG-- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate..... well, it's just that....
Ralph-- It's just that what?
CG-- Well, you do have a reputation for pulling gags.
Ralph-- But, CG you're a beautiful lady! *kisses her hand* I'd never do that to you. That would be wrong.
CG-- :blush: Thanks.
Ralph-- Now, don't you want to eat a piece of your candy?
CG-- Yes, very much so! *takes out a piece of candy and pops it into her mouth* Mmmm.....*still chewing*....this is....*still chewing*.....very.....*still chewing*.......Auurrgghhhughhh.....*still chewing*......
Ralph-- *laughs* It's trick candy! You'll never be able to stop chewing it. It's made of special isotopic polymers!
CG-- *takes a napkin and spits the candy into it* You can't be serious! why would you give me something like that?
Ralph-- I know, I know. I usually save that for special occassions, but I thought it would serve well at making a good impression for our first date.
CG-- Ummmm.....okay. *starts to laugh*
Joanie-- Ralph just gave you trick candy and shot your face with water and you're laughing?
CG-- I can't help it. I guess I should be annoyed, but well......he's hilarious. Who ever would have thought of such a thing? :lol:
Ralph-- I still got it!
CG-- Will you teach me some of your jokes?
Ralph-- Sure I will! Right after our date!
CG-- Where are we going?
Ralph-- It's a surprise, but you'll LOVE it!
*Ralph and CG walk over and sit at an empty booth. They ball up straw wrappers and blow them back and forth with their straws*

At Arnold's.....

Ralph-- *grins and rubs his fingertogether* I've got an idea! Since everyone else already went up to Inspiration Point, why don't we go up too?
CG-- But, Ralph, I thought you said that your car is being repaired.
Ralph-- It is.
CG-- Then how do we get up there?
Ralph-- I brought my bike! You can ride on the handle bars.
CG-- Do you think that that would be romantic?
Ralph-- It could be.
CG-- *sighs* You know, Fonzie warned me that something like this would happen. Had I not been so stubborn.....*sighs again* I should have chosen an easier man. I bet CQ is having fun with Fonzie right now. Richie probably has wowed WD a dozens times already. I bet Chachi even knows how to treat a lady.......although, afterward, he'd probably take her home and burn her place down *Chachi's voice is heard screaming in the very far distance, "Not again!"* Ah, oh well. Fonz always says if you make your bed wrong, you get wrinkled. I guess I'm going to get wrinkled. OK, Ralph, wrinkle me.
Ralph-- Huh?
CG-- I mean let's go.
Ralph-- Right. *takes CG's arm and escorts her to the door*


At Inspiration Point....


CG-- Gee, I wonder where everyone else is.
Ralph-- Who cares! Let's neck.....*begins kissing her*
CG-- Arrgghh...hhrggmmm.....nnrfgghh.....*falls off the handle bars* Ouch!
Ralph-- Are you ok? What's wrong? What happened?
CG-- *stands up and rubs her side* It's a little difficult trying to make out on your handle bars. Do you think we could go somewhere else? Don't you have your own apartment?
Ralph-- It's being fumagated.
CG-- Oh.
Ralph-- I've got an idea....*grabs her hand and pulls her into the bushes* I used to do this when I was in high school. All the chicks loved it!
CG-- They did?
Ralph-- Of course. When it comes to romance, I'm an expert!
CG-- Well, I guess I'm willing to try anything. Especially if it means that I don't have to sit on those handle bars any longer.
*The two begin kissing*
CG- Ouch! My hair is caught in this bush! *tries to untangle her hair, but only manages to get it more tangled*
Ralph-- Here, let me help! *pulls at her hair*
CG-- No, you'll......
Ralph-- *gently untangles her hair from the bush* There you go....
CG-- You did it! Thank you so much.
Ralph-- Awwww, it was nothing.
CG-- *kisses him* Not only are you funny, but you're also very sweet.
Ralph-- You know, it's not very gentlmanly of me to ask you to roll around under a bush up here. Wait right here. I'll be back in a couple minutes!
CG-- Ok...
*Ralph gets up and goes to find Richie, Potsie, Chachi, and Fonzie*
Ralph-- Guys, I need a huge favor! You've gotta help me. I don't want to blow my chances with CG.
Fonzie-- Malph, you'd need more than our help to stop you from blowing your chances with a girl.
Ralph-- Fonz, I'm serious. I need help. Does anyone have a blanket in your car?
Richie-- Yeah, I have a blanket in my trunk. MCOB and I used it to sit on at a picnic last week.
Ralph-- Fantastic! I need to borrow it!
Richie-- Ok, I'll go get it for you.
Ralph-- Now, does anyone have a bottle of chanpagne?
Chachi-- Ralph, people don't go around toting around bottles of champagne.
Potsie-- Oh, I always carry around bottles of champagne. WD insists that we always be prepared. I have an ice chest in my trunk. We keep them in there so they always stay chilled. I have some extra strawberries, too!
Ralph-- That's my boy, Pots!
Potsie-- Wait, i'll run and get them for you.
Ralph-- This night is going to work out after all!
Fonzie-- So, Ralph, tell me, how is she?
Ralph-- CG?
Fonzie-- *sarcastically* No, the Queen of England...yes, CG! *rolls his eyes*
Ralph-- Well, she's being a great sport at everything.
Fonzie-- Great sport?
Ralph-- Yeah, she wasn't too happy with the trick flowers and candy......but she recovered better than most girls do.
Fonzie-- Malph, tell me you didn't....
Ralph-- Well, I had to break the ice somehow. I knew she would only be thinking of you the entire time if I didn't do something drastic to break her concentration.
Fonzie-- That's certainly drastic. And she decided to come up to Inspiration Point with you anyway?
Ralph-- Yeah, she actually laughed and said it was funny!
Fonzie-- She always did have a great sense of humor.
Ralph-- You miss her?
Fonzie-- A little. But, a week with you ought to shake her up enough to realize how much she's in love with me. Besides, I've got CamQueen. And..wwhhhhoooaaaahhhhhh....*swoons downward and back up again*.....what a woman!
Ralph-- Hey Fonz, that's my woman you're talking about. Try not to get TOO attached.
Fonzie-- Don't worry, Malph, you'll have her back at the end of the week. Now af far as whether or not she'll want you back after she spends a week with me is still a mystery. But, we'll see......
*Richie and Potsie approach with the blanket, champagne, and bottle of strawberries*
Richie-- Here's the blanket.
Potsie-- Here's the champagne and strawberries. And I brought you some glasses.
Ralph-- Thanks guys!
Fonzie-- *pulls a book of poetry out of his jacket pocket* Here, this will help you woo her. CG LOVES poetry.
Ralph-- Wow, Fonz! You're helping me woo CG? What a pal!
Fonzie-- I'm just trying to make sure that she doesn't have too horrible of a time. I don't want to be worrying about her while I'm making out with CamQueen.
Ralph-- Right, Fonz.
Fonzie-- Now can we all please get back to our dates before my lips get cold?
Richie, Ralph, Potsie, Chachi-- Yeah! Let's go.
*Ralph sets down the blanket on the lawn. He places the champagne and strawberries on one corner, and turns to go get CG.*
Ralph-- *bends down toward the bush and extends his hand* I'm ready for you now.
CG-- *takes his hand and allows him to help her to her feet* What do you have planned?
Ralph-- *smiles, his eye twinkles* You'll see.
*As Ralph and CG approach the blanket, CG gasps*
CG-- Ralph, is this for us? It's so romantic! I love it!
Ralph-- *helps her sits down, sits beside her* Well, I had a little help from the guys
CG-- Oh Ralph, this is truly wonderful. I never expected anything this nice....
*Ralph pours her a glass of champagne. She takes it. He pours himself a glass.*
Ralph-- *holds up his glass* I propose a toast to our week together.
CG- *holds up hers* May it be as magical as this night is.....*their glasses clink*
Ralph-- I just realized how beautiful your eyes are under the moonlight.....and how the light cascades off your hair. You look like an angel sent down from Heaven.....just to spend your week with me.
CG-- Ralph..*blushes and smiles* thank you. I never knew you to be so romantic.
Ralph-- I usually never am. But, it just seems like there's something lingering in the air tonight. A feeling of some sort.
CG-- *looks up into the Heavens* A shooting star!
Ralph-- *looks up* Make a wish.
CG-- *closes her eyes, then reopens them* I don't have to. This is better than anything I could ever wish for. I've never had a night like this. It's like something I've only read about...or seen in those sappy love flicks.
Ralph-- *leans over and kisses her* Hopefully, the night will never end.
CG-- It won't. Or, at least not in our hearts. I think this night will live in our memories for a long time to come.

Lil Kelso walks into A-r-n-o-l-d-s and sits down at a booth with MCOB.

MCOB: Hi LK, how's it going with Potsie?
LK: It's actually going pretty well. I thought i'd be a drag but
it's really nice. I almost hate to give him up at the end of the week.
MCOB: Oooh don't let Daisy hear you say that.
LK: She's not here, I just saw her up at Inspiration Point at the Submarine Races. So how are things going with Chachi?
MCOB: I'm whipping him into shape. I even got him to lose that stupid bandana.
LK: Good, because it made him look like a punk. But, take it a little easier on him, I don't want him to lose his Wawawa.
MCOB: Lil Kelso!!!
LK: What?! Oh good grief! I'm talking personality and you're scaling Smut Mountain.
MCOB: You're spending too much time with Shirley, besides, the guys are getting ready to perfom.

White_Daisy enters Arnolds with a line of 10 year olds following her.

WD: Back! Back!! Get Back!! I told you it's past your bedtimes! Jeez, I do one race with you boys and you assume I actually like you!
Boys: Awwww!!!!
WD: Now go home before I call all your parents! Hi ladies!
She waves at her friends and they all sit in the front row anxiously awaiting the singing.

Does anyone have a good pic of Ralph that I can use? Is there a pic of him floating around anywhere out there that leans on the romantic side, by any chance?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/dmost.jpg

It's the only one I could find.

CameraQueen and Fonzie are up at Inspiration Point

CQ: (Sitting alone on the back of Fonzie's bike, waiting for him to return) Fonzie? Hellooooooo.....
Fonzie: Don't strain your lips, sweetie pie, I'm back. I just had to help out Ralphie-boy with something. (Jumps back on the bike, facing CQ, and embraces her) Now, are you ready to pick up where we left off?
CQ: (Looks down, pouting) Sure.
Fonzie: Whoa. What's the matter cutie-pie?
CQ: Nothing. I don't know. I guess...it just seems like Ralph has forgotten all about me. We weren't dating very long, and now he's getting all cozy with CollegeGirl. I just hope I don't lose him.
Fonzie: Heyyyyyyyy. This was you chicks idea, not ours. And why you'd get your shorts all in a twist over Malph is beyond me. Besides...CG is my chick. When the week is up, I get her back, and you get Malph back. And everyone is happy.
CQ: I guess you're right.
Fonzie: Are you sure you're alright? You seem unhappy about something.
CQ: (Thinks for a minute) Well...I was just thinking about my image.
Fonzie: You mean...your reputation? Beleive me...I could do wonders for your reputation. (Leans in for a kiss.)
CQ: No, that's not what I meant. Look at me. I'm dressed like a nerd. I've never told anyone this before, but I have this burning desire...
(Fonz gets all excited)
...to be cool
Fonzie: (Disappointed) Oh. I knew that's what you meant. Well, you've come to the right place. I can make anyone cool.
CQ: Even Potsie?
Fonzie: Let's not get crazy. When we're done here, why don't I take you to see my good friend Leather. I'm sure she's got some cool duds you can borrow.
CQ: REALLY? Oh, Fonz! You're the greatest! And then we can meet the gang at Arnolds to see the guys' band?
Fonzie: Absolutely.
CQ: You're the best! (Throws herself at Fonzie and they continue to neck for another hour)

Postie walks over to LK and sits down next to her in the booth.

Potsie: Hey LK! :)
Lil Kelso: Hi Potsie? Wanna finish my shake?
Potsie: Sure, don't you want anymore?
Lil Kelso: Nah, I'm full, I can't eat another thing.
Potsie: Yeah but you drink these.
Lil Kelso: Oh yeah that's right, I'll have another then.
Potsie: Okay, this one's on me. Actually, wait right here, I've got champagne.
Lil Kelso: Actually, I don't really like champagne, it's kinda gross.
Potsie: Wow.

WD enters and sees them sitting next to each other sharing a milkshake. :eek: suddenly, she feels a little sad. :(

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/dmost.jpg

It's the only one I could find.


Thanks! He's a hottie in this pic! :eyes:

You're welcome :)

Later that evening at Arnolds, after a stop by Leather's house.....

(Fonzie and CQ pull up in front of Arnolds on his bike)
CQ: Are you sure I look alright? These pants are awfully tight. (Tries to nonchalantly adjust the back of her pants)
Fonzie: Trust me, you look great. My friend Leather would not steer you wrong. (pauses) Um, CQ, I need you to get off the bike first sweetheart so I can get off.
CQ: I can't.
Fonzie: What do you mean, you can't?
CQ: I mean...my leather covered rear end is stuck to your bike seat. (Starts to panic) FONZIE!!!!!
Fonzie: Ok, ok, relax! (Sees Joanie about to enter Arnolds with some friends) Shortcake! Could you come over here please?
Joanie: Sure Fonzie. What's up? Hi...um...
CQ: You can call me CQ.
Fonzie: That's another thing. You need a cool name.
CQ: Well first I need to get off this bike.
Joanie: Wow, CQ, your pants are cool. But how do you breathe?
CQ: I don't think cool people are supposed to breathe.
Fonzie: Ladies...today, please? Now, Shortcake, I need you to help CQ remove herself from my bike.
Joanie: How?
Fonzie: Just pull.
(After some effort, Joanie manages to pull CQ off the seat. The trio enters Arnolds amid a bunch of whistles and cat calls.)
Fonzie: (Snapping his fingers) Cool it!
CQ: I told you Fonz, this outfit is a bit much dontcha think? I can barely walk in these pants...my hair is teased a mile high, and I'm falling out of this top.
Fonzie: (Admiring) Yeah.
CQ: Not only that, I feel like a rip off of Sandy in the last scene of Grease.
Fonzie: Who in the last scene of what?
CQ: Nevermind. Now...about this new cool name...?
Fonzie: Well, you're friends are all over there in the booth. Why don't you let them decide on a new name for you?


You heard him guys!!!!! Anyone got any ideas?

Angela

*Ralph and CG are sitting on the blanket gazing up at the stars. CG pulls a pair of binoculars out of her purse. Yes, CG always comes prepared.*

Ralph-- It's such a beautiful night.
CG-- Yes....*looking through the binoculars*.....hmmm....*lowers her binoculars and scans the area* Wow, CamQueen and Fonz have really been going at it for a while.....*her heart sinks at seeing the two making out*
Ralph-- Sweetheart, maybe you'd better not watch that....*takes his hand and puts it on the binoculars and gently pulls them away*
CG-- Thanks.
Ralph-- I know how you feel. This isn't the easiest thing to go through. While I love sharing this time with you, I still miss CamQueen.
CG-- Oh Ralph, I keep telling myself that it's just for a week. But, when I see them necking like that....well, it just makes me worry.....
Ralph-- *holds her in his arms* I know, I feel the same way. But, look, this is only the first day, we need to make the best of it.
CG-- You're right....*smiles at him* I'm glad that I've got you to confide in.
Ralph-- Besides, everyone knows how much Fonzie adores you. I remember when you first came to town. I was in absolute awe over you...
CG-- *excited* You were?
Ralph-- Yeah, but Fonz kept trying to tell me that you were a nerd. Even I could tell he never meant it. It's just that he fell in love with you as soon as he met you. Only, you weren't giving him the time of day. He got so peeved he threatened to run over you with his motorcycle!
CG-- *laughs* I remember that! We were in Arnold's parking lot. I was standing his his parking space, talking with some friends. He asked me to move, and I just glared at him and continued talking. I was sooo obnoxious back then! I triggered Fonz's temper and he threatened to just drive right over me if I didn't move. I wasn't one to back down.....and obviously, neither was he! *laughs*
Ralph-- Yeah, I remember the two of you were at it for weeks! I wasn't entirely sure you'd ever forgive him for doing that. But, after a while you both overcame your stubborness and...
CG-- Hey, I'm not stubborn!
Ralph-- *blinks, not knowing what to say*
CG-- OK, I guess I am a bi stubborn.....*laughs*
Ralph-- *looks over at Fonz and CQ* They're still at it....
CG-- *tries to hide her hurt feelings* Hey, you wanna get out of here? Let's go back to Arnold's!
Ralph-- *gets an idea* Ok, but give me a minute. I'll be right back.
*CG waits as Ralph gets up and walks behind a bush. Suddenly, a naked Ralph Malph runs across the field shouting, "I got it! I still got it!!!!!" Fonzie and CamQueen stop kissing and stare blankly where Ralph just ran by.*
Fonzie-- Whoah! What a nerd!
CamQueen-- That wasn't Ralph, was it?
Fonzie-- *rolls his eyes* I certainly hope not. Now, where were we....*goes back to kissing CamQueen*
*Ralph runs back by again*
Fonzie-- *stops kissing* Malph!!!!! :mad:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
*Ralph and CG are sitting on the blanket gazing up at the stars. CG pulls a pair of binoculars out of her purse. Yes, CG always comes prepared.*................

.................CamQueen-- That wasn't Ralph, was it?
Fonzie-- *rolls his eyes* I certainly hope not. Now, where were we....*goes back to kissing CamQueen*
*Ralph runs back by again*
Fonzie-- *stops kissing* Malph!!!!! :mad:


Oops! My post was a bit untimely. It should have been before Fonzie and CQ left Inspiration Point! :blush: :rotflmao:

Not really, they probably went back again for a quick makeout session.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Not really, they probably went back again for a quick makeout session.


*LOL* No doubt!

LMAO.. these things are great!!

Oh! And I give everyone A+'s on their new signs.!!:D BRA-VO!

Scene: Daisy's apartment
*doorbell rings*
silence
*doorbell rings*
silence
*doorbell rings**doorbell rings*
Me: Hold ya stinkin' horses, I'm coming!!
*flings open door*
Me: Richie...what a pleasure to see you this...bright and early in the morning..
Richie: Is that what you're wearing?
Me: I think it's a good outfit for 3 in the morning
Richie: Oh no (looks at watch) I thought it was....did I wake you?
Me: (sarcastically) At 3 AM? What could I possibly do so early when everybody else is...asleep?
Richie: Sorry, I was just...really looking forward to our date
Me: Oh yeah, why so?
Richie: I was hoping that I could kiss you goodbye...
Me: Come on, Reeessshhhhaard. (he looks at her strangely) You wake a girl at 3 AM and you expect her to be in her right mind? Now what's bugging you, Howdy Doody?
Richie: All the other guys...they've done stuff with their girlfriends.
Me: like?
Richie: Kiss
Me: Oh...
Richie: Yeah..I know it's only been a few days, but...I'd like to be able to say something when they ask me what I've done with you?
Me: Trust me, I know the feeling
Richie: Now I know I bored you the other night, but-....you do?
Me: All the girls talk about it too. I feel really bad because we haven't done anything...I bet even Chachi's kissed MCOB!! (looks down) I just thought you didn't like me...
Richie: Didn't like you?!?! I thought you were great!!! I mean, I see what Potsie likes so much about you and more! You're a little bossy, but I like a girl who tries to take control of things...takes the pressure off of me. (grins)
Me: (grins back) Why don't you take the pressure off of me? I'm going for lunch with the girls, and I'd like to say that we've done something...
*they lean in for a kiss, but the door suddenly slams open. Richie and Daisy jump off the couch and hide behind it*
Richie: What was that?!?!
Me: Oh no! It's Mrs. Cole!!! She's our cranky old landlord!! Oh Richie, if she sees you in here, she'll kick me out!!
Mrs. Cole: Who's in here?!?! Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a boy
Me: Richie, what do we do? She hates it when there's anyone here after midnight and before eight
Richie: And it's after midnight...
Me: And before eight...
Richie: Quick, which one's your room?!?! (she points) Come on!! (they crawl into her room) We're safe for the time being, but now what?
Me: I have an idea...Put this on (throws something at Richie). Where are those fruits Potsie got me? There, there...oranges, grapes, kumquats (Richie mouths to himself "kumquats?!?!"), aha!! Quick, Rich, squeal!
Richie: What?
Me: Squeal!!!!
*Richie starts to squeal as Daisy ties something to him. Mrs. Cole runs in*
Mrs. Cole: What's going on here?!?! Who's she?!?! (pointing at Richie)
Me: Oh Mrs. Cole, it's my..er...my...
Richie: MOTHER!!!
Me: MOTHER! She's..in labor! She came to me for help and I just don't know what to do?!?!
Mrs. Cole: She doesn't look like you....
Me: MRS. COLE!!! There is a pregnant woman in my room and you dare to question her?!? Let us out!!!
*Mrs. Cole moves aside and they run out. Meanwhile, the other girls stick their heads out of their doors and see Daisy running out with Richie*
LK: Was it just me...or was that Richie?
MCOB: No wonder Potsie's so afraid of her...she's a lunatic!!!
*outside. Richie and Daisy run out of the building and stop in an alley*
Richie: (laughing) Oh wow, that was the most...hahaha (starts to squeal)
Me: (Is it a boy or a girl?
Richie: i don't know. Let's see
*they both bend down and hit their heads*
Richie: Oww
Me: Oooh, that smarts! (silence...she grins) You were good in there, Richina
Richie: (laughs) So were you....well, I guess I better be heading back, eh?
Me: Rich, no wonder you don't score well with girls...
Richie: What?
Me: We just had a date
Richie: This...was a date?!?!
Me: I'd say it was...is...it's not done yet.
Richie: Where's the dinner and the entertainment?
Me: This whole dressing you up as a pregnant woman was the entertainment and dinner....(removes thing from Richie's tummy) is the watermelon!
Richie: So that's what it was...Potsie got you a watermelon?!?!
Me: He didn't want me to forget him...Hey, Rich...you wanna skip dinner?
Richie: Why? The only thing after dinner is the....goodbye...(grins)
*they both lean in for a kiss*
Me: Hey Rich
Richie: Yeah...
Me: Take off that dress before I kiss you...

We did it!!! We finally had our first kiss!!! Hmmm...do you guys want to do a meet the parents sorta thing? Except of course, CQ will meet Mr. and Mrs. C too!

Omg! yeah, that'll be fun. Can you imagine meeting Potsie's father?

Yes we definitely should.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Omg! yeah, that'll be fun. Can you imagine meeting Potsie's father?

Yes we definitely should.

Yes!! Next fanfic! We meet their parents! I'll write mine tomorrow, it's getting late

Sounds good to me!

Fonzie and CQ pull into the C's driveway on his bike

CQ: Fonzie, I really wish you would've let me go home and change before I meet Mr. and Mrs. C. I'm having second thoughts about this outfit. I look like a floozie.
Fonzie: The C's have bowling tonight. There wasn't enough time to stop by your house. How about we run up to my apartment first and you can wear one of my t-shirts?
CQ: (Hops off the bike) Oh, Fonzie, that would be great! Hey you were right, I didn't stick to the seat. (Wipes the talcum powder from her rear). *sigh* I really hate these pants.

Up in Fonzie's apartment

Fonzie: Which do you prefer, white or black?
CQ: Um...black. It'll match my pants.
Fonzie: Well if your looking to match you better wipe the rest of that powder of your, um, er...
CQ: (Looks down) Oopsie. (Wipes off powder.)
Fonzie: Here ya go. You can change out here while I use the facilities.
CQ: Okay, thanks.
*CQ struggles with the extremely tight spandexy top and finally manages to get it over her head*
Uh oh.
*The top gets all twisted and CQ is standing there, face wrapped in black spandex with her bra exposed, pink bow and all*
Oh crap!
*As CQ continues to struggle, she hears a door open...*
Fonzie, is that you???
Marion: Fonzie, dinner's ready - OH MY GOD!
*CQ flails around violently, trying to get free from the spandex covering her face and entangling her arms*
Fonzie: (Runs out of bathroom and sees CQ and Mrs. C) Whoaaaaaa! Mrs. C...this isn't what it looks like!
Marion: Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh! OH!
CQ: (Still entangled) Mrs. C...hi! Nice to meet you. I'm CQ!
*Fonzie grabs ahold of CQ's shirt and tries to pull it off of her, only entangling it more*
Howard: (Running up the stairs) Marion! I heard you screaming! What's wrong? (Enters the room and sees CQ) Fonzie, what is going on here?
Fonzie: (Still pulling on the shirt) Everything's under control, Mr. C.
CQ: Mr. C? Hi, I'm CQ....
Howard: (Covering Marion's eyes) Fonzie, we've tolerated alot, with all of your girls coming and going, but this is revolting! What is this girl doing?
CQ: (muffled) It was an accident sir!
Howard: An accident indeed! An accident that my wife caught you two in a compromising postion!
CQ: (Starting to cry) I knew this outfit was a mistake!
Marion: (Regaining her composure) Oh dear...Howard go downstairs and get my mending scissors. It's okay dear, we'll get you out of your shirt.
*Fonzie snickers*
Marion: Sit on it, Arthur.

Several moments later at the Cunningham dinner table

CQ: (Now sitting comfortably in Fonzie's black t-shirt and a pair of Joanie's jeans) I'm really sorry I made such a horrible first impression earlier. I guess I was trying to hard to be cool, and I ended up looking like a...a...
Marion: Harlot.
*CQ blushes*
Marion: It was an honest mistake dear. It could've happened to anyone.
Joanie: Sure. It could've happened to me...
Howard: That BETTER not ever happen to YOU!
CQ: Well, I learned my lesson. Some people just aren't cool, and I'm one of them.
Fonzie: (Standing) Hey uh, CQ, could I see you in my office please?
*CQ follows Fonzie into the kitchen*
CQ: Yes?
Fonzie: I don't ever want to hear you say you're uncool again.
CQ: What? Why? I'm NOT cool.
Fonzie: CQ, most girls caught in the same predicament that you were just in upstairs would've run screaming from this house and never looked back. The fact that you can sit in there and eat dinner with people who have seen your...um...brasierre, makes you the coolest chick I know.
CQ: Really?
Fonzie: Does the Fonz lie?
CQ: No. Of course not.
Fonzie: Besides, I like you better in my t-shirt anyway. (Kisses CQ)

*Richie walks in through the backdoor in a daze*
Fonzie: Red...why are you carrying a watermelon?
Richie: (Still dazed, walks right past Fonz and CQ) Long story.

Potsie and Lil Kelso pull up in his parents driveway. They get out and walk to the front door.

Potsie: I still think this is a bad idea.
LK: Potsie, I know you're a nervous wreck but don't worry.
we don't have to stay long.
Potsie: My father and I don't get along. I don't know what he's gonna be like tonight, my mom's away taking care of my sick grandmother so it's just us and him.

LK: Don't worry. Let's just get this over with fast.
Potsie: Now you're talking.

They walk up to the front door and ring the bell, George Weber opens the door.

George: Oh hello boy. How nice you found a girl who's not embarrased to be seen with you.

Potsie: Dad!
George: Just kidding Warren, you never could take a joke.
Potsie: Yes I can, I have you for a father.
George: That Malph kid is rubbing off on you.
Potsie: He's my best friend dad.
George: Yeah, yeah, Well don't be a slob, introduce your girlfriend.
Potsie: Dad, this Lil Kelso.
LK: Nice to meet you. *shakes his hand*
George: It's nice to meet you too, you're a very pretty young lady.
LK: Thank you.
George: Well why don't we step inside. *he escorts her in as he closes the door in Potsie's face*

Potsie: Let me In!
George: Well what are you waiting for, Spring? Come In.
LK: Warren come sit by me.
Potsie: Okay.
LK: You're doing great.
Potsie: Yeah, he's actually in a good mood.
LK: This is a good mood?
Potsie: As good as it gets.
George: Anybody care for a drink before dinner?
LK: I'd like some orange juice if you have any.
George: Sure, I'm sure we have some. I'll have a gin and tonic.
Potsie: I'll get them. *trudges into the kitchen*

At the Dinner Table

LK: Potsie, aren't you gonna eat anything?
Potsie: I'm not really hungry. I don't feel so good.
George: Well there's a bug going around. Maybe you have that.
LK: Yes, I heard about that, it's a bad one too.
Potsie: I think I better take you home.
LK: Okay, but let me drive.
Potsie: I can drive, We need to leave now though.
LK: Okay, well thank you for the dinner Mr. Weber, it was nice to meet you.
George: You too dear. Get better soon Warren, I need the driveway shoveled next week.
Potsie: Bye.

They walk out the door, get in the car and leave.

Potsie: Works everytime. *laughs*
LK: It sure did. Now where to.
Potsie: Arnolds, I'm starved.
LK: Yeah me too.
Potsie: You ate already.
LK: Not that much and it wasn't that great to begin with.

They both laugh as they drive to Arnolds.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
LMAO.. these things are great!!

Oh! And I give everyone A+'s on their new signs.!!:D BRA-VO!


MCOB, you deserve a tremendous amount of credit for being a good sport. Your Chachi avatar and signature is awesome! I can only imagine how much personal sacrifice you must be making by creating all that. I couldn't help but laugh.

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Sounds good to me!

Fonzie and CQ pull into the C's driveway on his bike

CQ: Fonzie, I really wish you would've let me go home and change before I meet Mr. and Mrs. C. I'm having second thoughts about this outfit. I look like a floozie.
Fonzie: The C's have bowling tonight. There wasn't enough time to stop by your house. How about we run up to my apartment first and you can wear one of my t-shirts?
CQ: (Hops off the bike) Oh, Fonzie, that would be great! Hey you were right, I didn't stick to the seat. (Wipes the talcum powder from her rear). *sigh* I really hate these pants.

Up in Fonzie's apartment

Fonzie: Which do you prefer, white or black?
CQ: Um...black. It'll match my pants.
Fonzie: Well if your looking to match you better wipe the rest of that powder of your, um, er...
CQ: (Looks down) Oopsie. (Wipes off powder.)
Fonzie: Here ya go. You can change out here while I use the facilities.
CQ: Okay, thanks.
*CQ struggles with the extremely tight spandexy top and finally manages to get it over her head*
Uh oh.
*The top gets all twisted and CQ is standing there, face wrapped in black spandex with her bra exposed, pink bow and all*
Oh crap!
*As CQ continues to struggle, she hears a door open...*
Fonzie, is that you???
Marion: Fonzie, dinner's ready - OH MY GOD!
*CQ flails around violently, trying to get free from the spandex covering her face and entangling her arms*
Fonzie: (Runs out of bathroom and sees CQ and Mrs. C) Whoaaaaaa! Mrs. C...this isn't what it looks like!
Marion: Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh! OH!
CQ: (Still entangled) Mrs. C...hi! Nice to meet you. I'm CQ!
*Fonzie grabs ahold of CQ's shirt and tries to pull it off of her, only entangling it more*
Howard: (Running up the stairs) Marion! I heard you screaming! What's wrong? (Enters the room and sees CQ) Fonzie, what is going on here?
Fonzie: (Still pulling on the shirt) Everything's under control, Mr. C.
CQ: Mr. C? Hi, I'm CQ....
Howard: (Covering Marion's eyes) Fonzie, we've tolerated alot, with all of your girls coming and going, but this is revolting! What is this girl doing?
CQ: (muffled) It was an accident sir!
Howard: An accident indeed! An accident that my wife caught you two in a compromising postion!
CQ: (Starting to cry) I knew this outfit was a mistake!
Marion: (Regaining her composure) Oh dear...Howard go downstairs and get my mending scissors. It's okay dear, we'll get you out of your shirt.
*Fonzie snickers*
Marion: Sit on it, Arthur.

Several moments later at the Cunningham dinner table

CQ: (Now sitting comfortably in Fonzie's black t-shirt and a pair of Joanie's jeans) I'm really sorry I made such a horrible first impression earlier. I guess I was trying to hard to be cool, and I ended up looking like a...a...
Marion: Harlot.
*CQ blushes*
Marion: It was an honest mistake dear. It could've happened to anyone.
Joanie: Sure. It could've happened to me...
Howard: That BETTER not ever happen to YOU!
CQ: Well, I learned my lesson. Some people just aren't cool, and I'm one of them.
Fonzie: (Standing) Hey uh, CQ, could I see you in my office please?
*CQ follows Fonzie into the kitchen*
CQ: Yes?
Fonzie: I don't ever want to hear you say you're uncool again.
CQ: What? Why? I'm NOT cool.
Fonzie: CQ, most girls caught in the same predicament that you were just in upstairs would've run screaming from this house and never looked back. The fact that you can sit in there and eat dinner with people who have seen your...um...brasierre, makes you the coolest chick I know.
CQ: Really?
Fonzie: Does the Fonz lie?
CQ: No. Of course not.
Fonzie: Besides, I like you better in my t-shirt anyway. (Kisses CQ)

*Richie walks in through the backdoor in a daze*
Fonzie: Red...why are you carrying a watermelon?
Richie: (Still dazed, walks right past Fonz and CQ) Long story.


:eek2:



That's it! :boxing: Get ready to fight, CamQueen! Flaunting off your bra to my fiance? I declare all out war! *LOL*:lol: :lol:


But, Fonzie was right, you ARE cool! :D

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Sounds good to me!

Fonzie and CQ pull into the C's driveway on his bike

CQ: Fonzie, I really wish you would've let me go home and change before I meet Mr. and Mrs. C. I'm having second thoughts about this outfit. I look like a floozie.
Fonzie: The C's have bowling tonight. There wasn't enough time to stop by your house. How about we run up to my apartment first and you can wear one of my t-shirts?
CQ: (Hops off the bike) Oh, Fonzie, that would be great! Hey you were right, I didn't stick to the seat. (Wipes the talcum powder from her rear). *sigh* I really hate these pants.

Up in Fonzie's apartment

Fonzie: Which do you prefer, white or black?
CQ: Um...black. It'll match my pants.
Fonzie: Well if your looking to match you better wipe the rest of that powder of your, um, er...
CQ: (Looks down) Oopsie. (Wipes off powder.)
Fonzie: Here ya go. You can change out here while I use the facilities.
CQ: Okay, thanks.
*CQ struggles with the extremely tight spandexy top and finally manages to get it over her head*
Uh oh.
*The top gets all twisted and CQ is standing there, face wrapped in black spandex with her bra exposed, pink bow and all*
Oh crap!
*As CQ continues to struggle, she hears a door open...*
Fonzie, is that you???
Marion: Fonzie, dinner's ready - OH MY GOD!
*CQ flails around violently, trying to get free from the spandex covering her face and entangling her arms*
Fonzie: (Runs out of bathroom and sees CQ and Mrs. C) Whoaaaaaa! Mrs. C...this isn't what it looks like!
Marion: Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh! OH!
CQ: (Still entangled) Mrs. C...hi! Nice to meet you. I'm CQ!
*Fonzie grabs ahold of CQ's shirt and tries to pull it off of her, only entangling it more*
Howard: (Running up the stairs) Marion! I heard you screaming! What's wrong? (Enters the room and sees CQ) Fonzie, what is going on here?
Fonzie: (Still pulling on the shirt) Everything's under control, Mr. C.
CQ: Mr. C? Hi, I'm CQ....
Howard: (Covering Marion's eyes) Fonzie, we've tolerated alot, with all of your girls coming and going, but this is revolting! What is this girl doing?
CQ: (muffled) It was an accident sir!
Howard: An accident indeed! An accident that my wife caught you two in a compromising postion!
CQ: (Starting to cry) I knew this outfit was a mistake!
Marion: (Regaining her composure) Oh dear...Howard go downstairs and get my mending scissors. It's okay dear, we'll get you out of your shirt.
*Fonzie snickers*
Marion: Sit on it, Arthur.

Several moments later at the Cunningham dinner table

CQ: (Now sitting comfortably in Fonzie's black t-shirt and a pair of Joanie's jeans) I'm really sorry I made such a horrible first impression earlier. I guess I was trying to hard to be cool, and I ended up looking like a...a...
Marion: Harlot.
*CQ blushes*
Marion: It was an honest mistake dear. It could've happened to anyone.
Joanie: Sure. It could've happened to me...
Howard: That BETTER not ever happen to YOU!
CQ: Well, I learned my lesson. Some people just aren't cool, and I'm one of them.
Fonzie: (Standing) Hey uh, CQ, could I see you in my office please?
*CQ follows Fonzie into the kitchen*
CQ: Yes?
Fonzie: I don't ever want to hear you say you're uncool again.
CQ: What? Why? I'm NOT cool.
Fonzie: CQ, most girls caught in the same predicament that you were just in upstairs would've run screaming from this house and never looked back. The fact that you can sit in there and eat dinner with people who have seen your...um...brasierre, makes you the coolest chick I know.
CQ: Really?
Fonzie: Does the Fonz lie?
CQ: No. Of course not.
Fonzie: Besides, I like you better in my t-shirt anyway. (Kisses CQ)

*Richie walks in through the backdoor in a daze*
Fonzie: Red...why are you carrying a watermelon?
Richie: (Still dazed, walks right past Fonz and CQ) Long story.



While CamQueen is struggling to get her shirt on, no one realizes that a lunatic is sitting in a tree right outside the window watching everything.

ColleGirl-- *looking through her binoculars* Ralph, I can't see anything!
Ralph-- *standing on the ground nest to the tree* What do you mean you can't see anything?
CG-- I just see darkness. How do I focus these things?
Ralph-- Let me see, there should be a button....*looks at the binoculars* Well, it would help if you'd take the lens cap off.
CG-- *blushes* Oh, I knew that!
CG-- OMG! CQ is taking her clothes off!
Ralph-- wwHHAATT? That's my chick, what is she doing? I hope they're not even going to.....
*They hear footsteps approaching*
CG-- Quiet, Ralph. Someone's coming!
Ralph-- It's Mrs. C! What is she doing out here?
*They quietly watch Mrs. C. walk up the steps to Fonzie's apartment*
CG-- Uh-oh! She just walked in on CQ. Now she sceaming.
Ralph-- Did she faint?
CG-- No, I think she's going to be okay.
Ralph-- *lets out a sigh of relief*
CG-- What the #$@#^$#?! Fonzie's trying to pull off CQ's shirt! And right in front of Mrs. C.!
Ralph-- That guy's gonna get it! No one undresses my CQ! He's went to far this time! *marches to the bottom of the stairs*
CG-- Ralph, wait! Mr. C. is coming!
*Ralph ducks back behind the shadows where Mr. C. doesn't see him.*
CG-- Now, he's going into the apartment.
Ralph-- What's happening now?
CG-- Ack! Fonz is walking toward the window. I can't let him see me! *tries to hide herself with some leaves, but as she moves around, the limb that she is sitting on splits and sends her crashing on top of Ralph.*
CG-- HEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! Oof!
Ralph-- WWaagghhh! The sky is falling!
CG-- Oh, you're such a Ralph! Will you help me to my feet so we can get out of here?


Inside Fonzie's apartment....
*Fonzie thinks he hears a noise, but doesn't say anything for fear of worrying CQ. He walks to the door and looks out long enough to spot two shadowy images fleeing into the horizon. Fortunately, he can't make out who the people are.*

MCOB, your signature and avatar are amazing!! You deserve an award for having that on for the next week, hee hee

Ralph and CG stop in an alley and catch their breaths.

CG-- Wow, that was close! Do you think Fonz saw us?
Ralph-- I hope not. I like my face arranged the way it is.
CG-- I don't think they'd ever forgive us for spying on them. We really shouldn't have doen that.
Ralph-- I know, but I get so crazy seeing CQ with another guy.
CG-- *laughs* Yeah, I know the feeling. Oh boy, we are a pathetic pair. While everyone else is out cruising the town, we're falling out of trees. Fonz would definitely call us a couple of nerds.
Ralph-- You're right. But, being called a nerd by Fonzie isn't so bad. After a while, it's more like a term of endearment.
CG-- If you say so.
Ralph-- Hey, I've got an idea. Mom's out of town visitng my ailing aunt. You wanna go meet my pops?
CG-- I don't know. I always get nervous when meeting parents. What if he doesn't like me?
Ralph-- Relax, he'll love you.
CG-- I never had to worry about meeting.....
Ralph-- Please don't say "Fonzie's parents"
CG-- Why? Does it bother you?
Ralph-- Well, it's difficult to try to date a girl when all she talks about is the guy's best friend.
CG-- *sighs* I'm sorry.
Ralph-- It's ok. But, you're sort of sending out signals saying you'd rather be with Fonzie.
CG-- Well....
Ralph-- *slaps his hand to his head* I knew it! You WOULD rather be with Fonzie!
CG-- I can't help it, I'm obsessed. But, I'll try harder not to bring his name up again.
Ralph-- Come'on, I gotta show you something! *takes her hand and pulls her off toward the direction of the park*
CG-- Where are we going? Isn't your father's house the other way?
Ralph-- Yeah, but I have to show you something first.
CG-- *skeptical* Show me what?
Ralph-- Shhh....just trust me. *continues leading her by the hand*




OK. I have been out all night. I need some rest. I'll finish this later.:wave:

Scene: Grand Central Station, New Yor-...scratch that, 125th Street, Harlem....(evil grin)
*The Cunninghams step out of the train and down the station, Marion looks around warily and sits down on a stoop. Richie and Howard walk around the station looking for me!*
Marion: Richard, are you sure this is the right stop?
Richie: I think so...she said something about 125th street...
*Some people pass them on the street and look at them curiously*
Howard: Richie, I don't think that this is Grand Central Station...
Richie: Then let's get out of here (turns around and crashes into an old woman)
*a man watches them from his stoop and walks up to Richie and pushes his shoulder*
Man: What's wrong with you? That's my grandmother
Richie: I'm sorry, sir, I didn't see her. I didn't-
Man: Boy, you look like you're in the wrong neighborhood...
Howard: Now look here-
Man: Was I talking to you, old man?
*Man starts for Richie, but someone stops him*
Older Man: What's wrong with you? They look like they're lost and you're getting up in their face about it
Man: He crashed into-
Older Man: It was an accident and she's fine. Now, you three look lost. Do you know where you are?
Marion:The City?
Older Man: (laughs slightly) Yes, but do you know where in the City? You're in Harlem, it's getting dark..not a good place to be at night. This part of Harlem is actually better off, but if you three had tried wandering around, you wouldn't have gotten very far. Now, where are you heading to?
Richie: We have to go to Grand Central and-
Man: Grand Central? Pops, he got off at the wrong stop. This is the stop before Grand Central. A lot of people make that mistake. The next train won't show up for another hour, come on, we'll take the subway...
*the C's follow him into the subway and onto the train*
Man: Now, you wanna take the 4,5 or the 6 downtown to 42nd street and you're in Grand Central. Don't get lost. If you go too far, you're done for.
*Outside Grand Central*
Howard: Richard, we looked all over the place. I don't think your girlfriend's here.
Richie: Dad, she wouldn't just leave us like....then again, she did leave Potsie on a rowboat when she took a swim and then never came back...but that's different. That was in the middle of Lucky Duck Lake (anyone get the connection? anybody? $1000 to anyone who does!).
Marion: Well, let's take a taxi to the hotel, at least we know which one it is (steps off sidewalk, a taxi screeches to a stop and almost hits her)
Driver: Hey LADY!! WHAT'S YOUR F-
*Someone hits the top off the taxi*
Me: GET LOST, don't you have some psychos to pick up off the street..
Driver: How stupid can you be stepping onto the street like that?!?!
Me: Mind your own f-ing business. Now move, you're holding up traffic and we need a taxi!
Driver: Where do you wanna go?
Me: Marriott Marquis?
Driver: Where's that?
Me: You call yourself a driver. They're tourists. Where do you think it is?!?!
Driver: Got it, Broadway. Get in
*they shuffle into taxi. Inside*
Me: Hi, Mr. C, remember me? Mrs. C, my name's Daisy. Hey Rich. What happened to you guys?
Howard: We got lost
Me: Where?
Richie:...uh...125th street or something...I think it was in Harlem
*Driver laughs. I kick the back of the seat*
Me: Shut up, they're new. Now drive, I don't want any psycho driving, k?
Driver: Whatever you say, Miss Daisy
Me: Drive, Jeeves
Marion: So Daisy, what can we do in the city?
*Driver laughs again. I kick the back of the seat again *
Me: Shut it, Jeeves. Well, Mrs. C, I bought tickets to a Broadway play which I know you'll love and dinner? Then tomorrow, we can tour the city? Sounds good?
Richie: Will we get lost?
Me: You might...
*After the play*
Me: Wasn't that play so good, Mr. and Mrs. C?...Mr. C? Mrs. C?...Richie?
*Subway Station*
Howard: How long do you think it will take her before she realizes that she left us here?
Richie: Well, the play's already over....so I'd say soon
Howard: I can see why she's dating Potsie
Marion: (sighs) She's such a Potsie!

My story sucked but it's basically just anger at a stupid taxi driver in the city. I ran into a guy like that today and that was right before he almost ran over one of my friends. So this whole thing basically happened this morning to my friend (exchange her with the C's) except we didn't see a play. She did however, get off in Harlem. And a taxi driver did almost run her over. :D

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Scene: Grand Central Station, New Yor-...scratch that, 125th Street, Harlem....(evil grin)
*The Cunninghams step out of the train and down the station, Marion looks around warily and sits down on a stoop. Richie and Howard walk around the station looking for me!*
Marion: Richard, are you sure this is the right stop?
Richie: I think so...she said something about 125th street...
*Some people pass them on the street and look at them curiously*
Howard: Richie, I don't think that this is Grand Central Station...
Richie: Then let's get out of here (turns around and crashes into an old woman)
*a man watches them from his stoop and walks up to Richie and pushes his shoulder*
Man: What's wrong with you? That's my grandmother
Richie: I'm sorry, sir, I didn't see her. I didn't-
Man: Boy, you look like you're in the wrong neighborhood...
Howard: Now look here-
Man: Was I talking to you, old man?
*Man starts for Richie, but someone stops him*
Older Man: What's wrong with you? They look like they're lost and you're getting up in their face about it
Man: He crashed into-
Older Man: It was an accident and she's fine. Now, you three look lost. Do you know where you are?
Marion:The City?
Older Man: (laughs slightly) Yes, but do you know where in the City? You're in Harlem, it's getting dark..not a good place to be at night. This part of Harlem is actually better off, but if you three had tried wandering around, you wouldn't have gotten very far. Now, where are you heading to?
Richie: We have to go to Grand Central and-
Man: Grand Central? Pops, he got off at the wrong stop. This is the stop before Grand Central. A lot of people make that mistake. The next train won't show up for another hour, come on, we'll take the subway...
*the C's follow him into the subway and onto the train*
Man: Now, you wanna take the 4,5 or the 6 downtown to 42nd street and you're in Grand Central. Don't get lost. If you go too far, you're done for.
*Outside Grand Central*
Howard: Richard, we looked all over the place. I don't think your girlfriend's here.
Richie: Dad, she wouldn't just leave us like....then again, she did leave Potsie on a rowboat when she took a swim and then never came back...but that's different. That was in the middle of Lucky Duck Lake (anyone get the connection? anybody? $1000 to anyone who does!).
Marion: Well, let's take a taxi to the hotel, at least we know which one it is (steps off sidewalk, a taxi screeches to a stop and almost hits her)
Driver: Hey LADY!! WHAT'S YOUR F-
*Someone hits the top off the taxi*
Me: GET LOST, don't you have some psychos to pick up off the street..
Driver: How stupid can you be stepping onto the street like that?!?!
Me: Mind your own f-ing business. Now move, you're holding up traffic and we need a taxi!
Driver: Where do you wanna go?
Me: Marriott Marquis?
Driver: Where's that?
Me: You call yourself a driver. They're tourists. Where do you think it is?!?!
Driver: Got it, Broadway. Get in
*they shuffle into taxi. Inside*
Me: Hi, Mr. C, remember me? Mrs. C, my name's Daisy. Hey Rich. What happened to you guys?
Howard: We got lost
Me: Where?
Richie:...uh...125th street or something...I think it was in Harlem
*Driver laughs. I kick the back of the seat*
Me: Shut up, they're new. Now drive, I don't want any psycho driving, k?
Driver: Whatever you say, Miss Daisy
Me: Drive, Jeeves
Marion: So Daisy, what can we do in the city?
*Driver laughs again. I kick the back of the seat again *
Me: Shut it, Jeeves. Well, Mrs. C, I bought tickets to a Broadway play which I know you'll love and dinner? Then tomorrow, we can tour the city? Sounds good?
Richie: Will we get lost?
Me: You might...
*After the play*
Me: Wasn't that play so good, Mr. and Mrs. C?...Mr. C? Mrs. C?...Richie?
*Subway Station*
Howard: How long do you think it will take her before she realizes that she left us here?
Richie: Well, the play's already over....so I'd say soon
Howard: I can see why she's dating Potsie
Marion: (sighs) She's such a Potsie!

My story sucked but it's basically just anger at a stupid taxi driver in the city. I ran into a guy like that today and that was right before he almost ran over one of my friends. So this whole thing basically happened this morning to my friend (exchange her with the C's) except we didn't see a play. She did however, get off in Harlem. And a taxi driver did almost run her over. :D


That was so funny! I loved your story, it didn't suck at all. :D

OK, who's the official rule maker for this challenge? I just thought of something. I have this HUGE rock on my finger which Fonzie gave me. Do I have to give up the ring with the man?

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
OK, who's the official rule maker for this challenge? I just thought of something. I have this HUGE rock on my finger which Fonzie gave me. Do I have to give up the ring with the man?

Well, you prb should put it aside for a week so you won't hurt Ralph's feeling and you won't find yourself thinking of him everytime you look at it, but you certainly don't have to give it back to him! I hope no serious relationships form out of this week (looks jealously at Lil Kelso and Potsie sitting together sharing a milkshake). However the only thing running crazily is jealousy!

Potsie is telling LilKelso as guote of Barney Fife, "You're the only one that I love!"

Originally posted by White_Daisy


Well, you prb should put it aside for a week so you won't hurt Ralph's feeling and you won't find yourself thinking of him everytime you look at it, but you certainly don't have to give it back to him! I hope no serious relationships form out of this week (looks jealously at Lil Kelso and Potsie sitting together sharing a milkshake). However the only thing running crazily is jealousy!


Oh boy....I can see an entire fanfic piece coming. After the challenge week is over, we return to our boys. Then, Fonz says, "Ok, CG, you can put your ring back on." Only, when I go to look for it, it's gone!:eek: Can I find the ring before Fonzie discovers that I lost it?



Isn't it funny what we put ourselves through just for a few good laughs? *LOL*

Ralph-- Now close your eyes, CG.

CG-- *skeptical* Why?

Ralph-- I want it to be a surprise.

CG-- Ralph, you're leading me who knows where in the middle of the night. If I close my eyes, the biggest surprise I'm going to get is a sprained ankle when I trip over something.

Ralph-- I won't let you trip over anything. Just trust me, I won't let anything happen to you..

CG-- *sarcastically* Famous last words.....Ah, oh well, I'll play along *closes her eyes*

*Ralph guides her as she walks with her eyes closed*

CG- Agh! *jumps*

Ralph-- what's wrong?

CG-- Something just attacked my leg!!

Ralph-- It was only a twig being blown by the wind. You're okay.

CG-- *sarcastically* Famous last words....

*They continue walking*

Ralph-- Now, watch you're step, the footing's a little tricky....

CG-- Uuhhh....*walks carefully across an object which she can't identify because her eyes are closed.* Where are we? Did we just cross over a bridge?

Ralph-- Yep, we crossed over a bridge. Now stand still.

CG-- Ralph, I hope you're not planning on pushing me into the lake! Ralph? Ralph? This isn't funny. Why aren't you answering me? Ralph, honestly, if you're trying to scare me because I annoyed you with all my talk about Fonzie, I'm sorry. Ralph?

Ralph-- OK. Now open your eyes.

CG-- *slowly opens one eye as if she's afraid of what she will wind up looking at. Then opens the other.* I don't get it. It's just a big rock. A big, dirty, ugly rock.

Ralph-- Well, this big, dirty, ugly rock...as you call it...just so happens to be Kissing Rock.

CG-- *disgusted* Ralph, I hope you don't expect me to kiss this rock!

Ralph-- *shakes his head* Don't you chicks study up on famous landmarks anymore? This is the rock where couples kiss to see if they have any potential together. They say one kiss at this rock will render two people inseperable for the rest of their lives. Supposedly, an old Native American shawman cast a spell on this rock causing two people's souls to join as one. All they have to do is kiss at this rock.

CG-- Wow, that's amazing!

Ralph-- Yeah. *pauses in silence and admires the rock.* Ok, we can go now.

CG-- Go? We just got here.

Ralph-- But, we should go meet my Dad. That's one of the rules.

CG-- *disappointed* You aren't going to kiss me? You're not even going to attempt to kiss me?

Ralph-- Nope.

CG-- *her jaw drops* But....

Ralph-- CG, you're a great girl, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life with you. If we kiss here, our souls will become as one and we will continue through the universe as an unseperable couple. Now, I admire you a great deal, but.....

CG-- *finishes his sentence* But, you love CQ and you want to kiss her at this rock.

Ralph-- Exactly.

CG-- Oh. Boy, do I feel stupid. I've been obsessing over Fonzie this entire time, and totally blowing our time together.

Ralph-- It's okay.

CG-- So, why did you show me the rock? Just to let me know that you didn't want to spend the rest of you're life with me?
Ralph-- Partly. You have been so worried that this challenege is going to change us and that you'll wind up losing Fonzie. But, one week can't honestly tear you and Fonzie apart if you were destined to spend eternity together. Likewise, with CQ and myself.

CG-- Wow. Ralph, I never knew that you were so deep. Beneath all those jokes lies a heart of a phillosopher. I'm seeing an entirely new side to you.
Ralph-- Well, I don't open up to just anyone. The guys expect me to be the comedian. So, I fill that role. It serves a purpose and makes people happy.

CG-- But, I think you're hiding your best characteristics.
Ralph-- The guys wouldn't understand if I started talking phillosophy with them anyway. Poor Potsie can't even remember where he lives most of the time. And, I wouldn't want to confuse them. *grins*

CG-- *laughs* I suppose your right. Though, I still think it's a waste of such intelligence.

Ralph-- Hey, it didn't go to waste, did it? The trick is to know WHEN to use it. I always can tell when a lonely, confused person needs a bit of the old Ralphy charm...*winks slyly*

*CG just smiles*

Ralph-- Now, shall we be on our way? Dad's waiting for us.

CG-- OK. *kisses Ralph on the cheek*

Ralph-- *blushes* what was that for?

CG-- For confiding in me and showing me this side of you.

Ralph-- Hey, if you want to see a good side you should....*stops and chcukles* You know, it just doesn't seem the right time for a joke.

CG-- Wow, that's a BIG switch. I thought you were all about jokes ALL the time!

Ralph-- No, not always.

*CG folds her arms and begins to shiver*


Ralph-- The wind's picking up. Here, try this...*takes his jacket off and wraps it around her shoulders*

CG-- Thanks.

*The two walk toward Ralph's Dad's house*

Awwww, that's so sweet!:D

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Awwww, that's so sweet!:D Yowza Yowza Yowza! We're almost there!

Scene: Arnold's. It's deserted
Richie and I walk in
Richie: What happened to this place? There's no one here.
Me: Al!! HEY AL!!!
Richie: Look, there's a sign on the door...(reads aloud) "Everyone's gone to meet their girlfriend and boyfriend's parents. No one came so I decided to go home and soak in my tub. Al"
Me: Well, at least we got that done last night!
Richie: You barely spoke to my parents. You left us at the subway station!
Me: You guys should have kept up!
Richie: You were walking so fast we lost you before we even got out of the train!
Me: You just don't want to admit that you couldn't keep up.
Richie: "Vanity, not love, has been my folly!"
Me: (starts to choke on soda) What did you just say?
Richie: Sorry, Oh wow, Good one Richie. Quote some dumb ancient book to make your date feel special.
*Al walks in but is unnoticed. He stands there, watching them*
Me: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Richie: (smiling) "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
Me: "You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject forever."
Al: This one week relationship has gone out of hand!! I'm telling MCOB and Potsie that you two have been having a secret affair (rushes out of Arnold's)
Richie: Do we-
Me: No
Richie: No?
Me: They'll confront us and we'll tell them the truth
Richie: "Seldom, very seldom does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken; but where, as in this case, though the conduct is mistaken, the feelings are not, it may not be very material."
Me: "Among the Alps and Pyrenees, perhaps, there were no mixed characters…[but] among the English, she believed, in their hearts and habits, there was a general though unequal mixture of good and bad."
Richie: A rare one...
Me: Do you know it?
Richie: Of course, Northanger Abbey. how about this one, "Here is a nut. To exemplify, a beautiful glossy nut, which, blessed with original strength, has outlived all the storms of autumn. Not a puncture, not a weak spot anywhere. This nut … while so many of its brethren have fallen and been trodden under foot, is still in possession of all the happiness that a hazel-nut can be supposed capable of."
Me: Persuasion
Richie: How long have you been...
Me: All my life...Richie, I'm not sure I want to give you up to MCOB anymore. So we started off on a bad note, but if I try to give any of those lines to Potsie, his eyes just glass over.
Richie: I tried to talk about it with Ralph and Potsie, they thought I was a fruit.
Me: Anyone who can quote Jane Austen, is in my eyes, "quite the opposite."
Richie: Elizabeth Bennett's accepting to marry Mr. Darcy after he proposed to her. It was the second time, of course.
Me: Did you ever fall in love with-
Richie: Mariane Dashwood. 7th grade. Lydia Bennett, 9th grade
Me: Mr. Darcy 7- LYDIA?!?!?!
Richie: She was willing to er...go all the way (grins)
Me: (kicks him under table) Mr. Darcy 7th grade...Colonel Brandon, 9th grade.
Richie: Oh, I'm the idiot for falling for Lydia, COLONEL BRANDON?!?! Ugh, that old man!
Me: He was a sweet old man.
Richie: You're going to end up marrying someone like Al
Me: You're going to marry the Polaski twins
Richie: Yes please!
Me: (kicks him again) Richie, you're a sweetheart. You should go back to MCOB at the end of this week.
Richie: Come on, we'll think about that later. Let's go to Inspiration Point
Me: It's so early, nobody will be there!
Richie: Exactly!
Me: Hey, Rich
Richie: What?
Me: Challenge you to a submarine race?
Richie: You're on!
Scene: Lucky Duck Lake (anyone get the connection?!?!?)
Richie: Barton Cottage is winning!
Me: No, it's not!
*Richie's sub is suddenly pushed from the side by mine and I win*
Me: Pemberly always wins!
*they both leave Inspiration Point after doing nothing else*
*they both turn around to see Potsie driving towards them at incredible speed*
Me: Oh no...
*Potsie gets out of the car*
Potsie: Hey Rich, you do know that this is only supposed to be for a week and not till death do you part!!
Richie: Potsie, we were just-
Potsie: Cheating on me!! Daisy, I thought you cared about me...
Me: Potsie, I do, but-
Potsie: But I'm not good enough for ya, huh? (turns to Richie) Come on, Rich. Put 'em up!
Richie: Potsie, we were just having some fun!
Potsie: (looks like he's going to cry. turns to me) Wha...
Richie: That didn't come out how I wanted it to...
Me: Potsie, listen to me....WE ARE NOT HAVING A SECRET AFFAIR! I am NOT marrying Richie.
Potsie: Al said-
Richie: Al has never read Pride & Prejudice
Potsie: What does that stupid book have anything to do with this
*Daisy's face goes from pale to red*
Me: St-....Stupid Book?!?!?! STUPID BOOK!?!?! You should know, right Potsie?!?! Considering the only book you've ever read is "The Adventures of Spot the Dog"!!!
Richie: Good one, Pots...
Me: I'll have you know that this "stupid book" is a classic.
Richie: Now you've done it...
Me: And maybe, just maybe, if you picked it up and read it, you might like it and then maybe you'd come to the part where one person proposes to another and you'll realize that we were quoting the book!!!!
Potsie: Oh...
Me: You...you...
Potsie: It's my...misfortune to insult the book...
Me: "His misfortunes! yes, his misfortunes have been very great indeed!"
Potsie: Uh...
Richie: She's quoting the book again, Mr. Darcy in defense of-
*he could not finish, however, because Daisy had walked away in a fury*
Potsie: Rich...
Richie: I have a feeling you're not going to have a girlfriend to come back to at the end of this week...

:mad: :mad: Oooh, I hate it when people call Jane Austen's books stupid. Looks like I've found a new best friend in Richie though. But what's to become of me and Potsie? The big breakup? Cause MCOB, you've got quite a man! (sorry if i made him an Austen fan)

That sucked incredibly. Oh well, I felt a need to quote Jane Austen and I read P&P and Sense and Sensibility for the 50th time today. And I really can quote all her books, it's my own special little talent:D

Suddenly FLJ the little pesty neighborhood girl, who's always had a major crush on Richie flys into the picture and says, "Richie! Richie! Richie!" "I love you!" "Please be mine!"


Sorry guys I'm only kidding around. Maybe Richie can have a talk with me or something, like Potsie did Joanie when she was in love with him. Again I apologize for butting in, I just love Richie and wanted to post something. :)

Lil Kelso is at home doing the dishes. There's a knock at the door and her mother answers it.

Margaret: Oh hello Potsie.
Potsie: Hello Mrs. Kelso! Where's Katie!
Margaret: She's in the kitchen and i'll thank you not to shout at me.
Potsie: I'm sorry, i'm having a bad night.
Roland: For crying out loud Margaret, what's all the shouting out there.
Margaret: Oh Roland, will you relax it's just some boy.
Roland: Ah for cryin out loud! What's he doing here.
LK: note to myself: don't ever date Potsie again when the week is up.
Potsie: You're not going to believe what happened.
LK: You called Pride and Predjudice stupid.
Potsie: How did you know that?
LK: White_Daisy called CG and she called MCOB and she called me. Bad move Pots. Never call anything that your girlfriend loves stupid. That's just dumb.
Potsie: Well...I...
LK: Oh and P.S. You made one heck of a first impression on my parents.
Potsie: Really?
LK: *sighs* No, it's called sarcasm.
Potsie: I can't get anything right tonight.
Margaret: Your boyfriend or whatever will have to go home it's late and your father has a headache now.
Potsie: I'll see you at Arnolds tomorrow. Bye.
LK: Bye Pots.

He leaves and she stands over the sink laughing.

Oh that was pitiful. Poor Potsie. He'll never learn.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Lil Kelso is at home doing the dishes. There's a knock at the door and her mother answers it.

Margaret: Oh hello Potsie.
Potsie: Hello Mrs. Kelso! Where's Katie!
Margaret: She's in the kitchen and i'll thank you not to shout at me.
Potsie: I'm sorry, i'm having a bad night.
Roland: For crying out loud Margaret, what's all the shouting out there.
Margaret: Oh Roland, will you relax it's just some boy.
Roland: Ah for cryin out loud! What's he doing here.
LK: note to myself: don't ever date Potsie again when the week is up.
Potsie: You're not going to believe what happened.
LK: You called Pride and Predjudice stupid.
Potsie: How did you know that?
LK: White_Daisy called CG and she called MCOB and she called me. Bad move Pots. Never call anything that your girlfriend loves stupid. That's just dumb.
Potsie: Well...I...
LK: Oh and P.S. You made one heck of a first impression on my parents.
Potsie: Really?
LK: *sighs* No, it's called sarcasm.
Potsie: I can't get anything right tonight.
Margaret: Your boyfriend or whatever will have to go home it's late and your father has a headache now.
Potsie: I'll see you at Arnolds tomorrow. Bye.
LK: Bye Pots.

He leaves and she stands over the sink laughing.

Oh that was pitiful. Poor Potsie. He'll never learn.

Poor Potsie. I feel bad for him, maybe I'll send him a present (wraps P&P and throws it into the letter box). There, that should knock some sense into him, if not...I'll use it to physically knock some sense into him...:mad:
I love these fanfics, you all are so wonderful. Sigh, I'm gonna miss Richie when the week is up. Hey MCOB, maybe I can borrow Richie again for a night...or a week...or a year...or a lifetime...till death do us part...:D I'm just kidding. He's all yours!

I love your fanfics too. They are very cool. I'm having a good time with Potsie but I'm missing Chachi. Well I can't wait to get the week with Richie.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
I love your fanfics too. They are very cool. I'm having a good time with Potsie but I'm missing Chachi. Well I can't wait to get the week with Richie.

We'll keep exchanging them! Boy will they be confused...hee hee

Seriously, It'll be so funny.

Potsie: I'm so confused with all this date exchanging, i'm lucky I know my own name? Wait, we're not exchanging those too are we?

Everyone: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE!


:lol:

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Seriously, It'll be so funny.

Potsie: I'm so confused with all this date exchanging, i'm lucky I know my own name? Wait, we're not exchanging those too are we?

Everyone: YOU'RE SUCH A POTSIE!


:lol:

Hee hee, he would def. say that! Hmmm, we should double date, Lil Kelso:D

Ooh yeah! that would be fun. Let's just have another dinner at Potsie's parents house. :eek:

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
Ooh yeah! that would be fun. Let's just have another dinner at Potsie's parents house. :eek:

Oooh, yes! We should all so doubledates! Triple dates and once, let's all go out together. That way jealousy can take it's natural course and ruin everything! Anyone want to start a fanfic about a huge date (everyone's coming with their dates)?

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
Suddenly FLJ the little pesty neighborhood girl, who's always had a major crush on Richie flys into the picture and says, "Richie! Richie! Richie!" "I love you!" "Please be mine!"


Sorry guys I'm only kidding around. Maybe Richie can have a talk with me or something, like Potsie did Joanie when she was in love with him. Again I apologize for butting in, I just love Richie and wanted to post something. :)


*LOL* No need to apologize! This isn't an exclusive thread-- it's available to anyone who wants to join the fun. Although, be prepared to fight for Richie. I KNOW MCOB will fight for him....and it's beginning to appear that WD also wants him. So, THREE chicks rumbling over our little Richiekins is going to be quite interesting! ;)

Thanks for the reply CG! :D That does sound interesting three chicks rumbling over Richie, but I guess I can be a nice girl and let whoever wants Richie have him. I could always be Richie's other little sister, or little cousin. Also I can always make myself a cloned Richie, :lol: :joke: Really I don't know how to make clones, that was just a joke. ;) So, MCOB, WD, I guess you can have Richiekins of you really want him. Unless you want a rumble over him, to make the story more interesting. But, I'm not too good with story ideas. I could maybe write a line or two, and if we did rumble over Richie it would be just make believe right? Just like we're all saying here that either, Richie is ours, or Potsie, or Fonzie, or etc. its just make believe and these characters are just fictional, so its not like we can really take them away from each other in reality. Its just make believe and fun! Also I love everyone's fan fics here too! :D So, to go back to the make believe HD world, MCOB and WD if you really want Richie, you can have him. Too bad the characters are'nt real to decide for themselves, who they really want. But for ex. Richie can decide who he really wants, in this story. But, I'll be a nice girl and say if you two and anyone else really want Richie, he's yours. Unless you want to fight for him, in this HD story world to make it more fun. Otherwise, he's all yours MCOB, WD, and anyone else who wants him. I'll just be Richie's other little sister, or little cousin. :) I'm just glad I'm not stuck with Rodger or Flip! :lol: ;)






Originally posted by CollegeGirl



*LOL* No need to apologize! This isn't an exclusive thread-- it's available to anyone who wants to join the fun. Although, be prepared to fight for Richie. I KNOW MCOB will fight for him....and it's beginning to appear that WD also wants him. So, THREE chicks rumbling over our little Richiekins is going to be quite interesting! ;) :lol:

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
Otherwise, he's all yours MCOB, WD, and anyone else who wants him. I'll just be Richie's other little sister, or little cousin. :) I'm just glad I'm not stuck with Rodger or Flip! :lol: ;)

:lol:


FLJ,


OOooOOOOooo......it would be really interesting to have someone dating Roger in this thread. I know how much everyone despises him so I think that would be funny. Flip on the other hand, had no personality whatsoever. To me he was just another guy with nice ab muscles.



:eek: What?! Ralph, Potsie, Fonzie, and Richie aren't real???? I wish someone would have let me know that BEFORE I order monogrammed towels for Ralph and me. *LOL* Naahh, I'm just kidding, we all know it's fiction. And yeah, FLJ, we BOTH wish they were real! :D

CG,

I guess I could be Roger's date, since I love Richie, he's Riche's cousin, and since everyone else is taken! ;) But, I'm not too good on making up stories, and I don't know that much about Roger. Except that he's Richie's cousin, and was always trying to act real smart, and was supposed to be a Richie clone but was'nt much of one. He might be a little boring for me, but on the other hand all the other guys are taken and Flip is the only one left, with not much of a personality but had nice ab muscles. Well, like said I'm not too good at writing stories, but I agree it would be funny if someone dated Roger or Flip! :lol: Maybe if I think of some ideas and if nobody chooses the Ken doll, and he's the only one left I'll take him. But, only because he's related to Richie. Hope that does'nt sound too mean. I want to date a guy because I like him. I like Roger but, not as much as Rich. Or maybe I could date Spike! There's another guy who is'nt taken. I'm just not too good with writing stories, and I could have someone here help me, but I don't want to take anyone's ideas and it would be more fun for me, to have my own ideas. But, if I think of some story ideas I know I'm welcome to post, and I wonder if anyone will choose Spike, Ken doll Roger, or Flip? The mystery awaits. :D

:rotflmao: What's monogrammed towels? Yeah I just realized today that, Richie and the gang were'nt real! :lol: :joke: I think we all wish they were REALLY real, those of us who are in love with any of the characters, guys or girls. But, its just fun to pretend their real, and I hope I did'nt ruin anyone's fun by saying Richie and the gang were fictional. I was just saying that I don't really feel like Richie is being taken from me, because he's fictional and in my own world I can have him all I want. Just like you can have Fonz all you want in your own world, no matter how anyone else loves him. Oh, you're dating Ralph now I forgot. :lol:



Originally posted by CollegeGirl



FLJ,


OOooOOOOooo......it would be really interesting to have someone dating Roger in this thread. I know how much everyone despises him so I think that would be funny. Flip on the other hand, had no personality whatsoever. To me he was just another guy with nice ab muscles.



:eek: What?! Ralph, Potsie, Fonzie, and Richie aren't real???? I wish someone would have let me know that BEFORE I order monogrammed towels for Ralph and me. *LOL* Naahh, I'm just kidding, we all know it's fiction. And yeah, FLJ, we BOTH wish they were real! :D

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
CG,

I guess I could be Roger's date, since I love Richie, he's Riche's cousin, and since everyone else is taken! ;) But, I'm not too good on making up stories, and I don't know that much about Roger. Except that he's Richie's cousin, and was always trying to act real smart, and was supposed to be a Richie clone but was'nt much of one. He might be a little boring for me, but on the other hand all the other guys are taken and Flip is the only one left, with not much of a personality but had nice ab muscles. Well, like said I'm not too good at writing stories, but I agree it would be funny if someone dated Roger or Flip! :lol: Maybe if I think of some ideas and if nobody chooses the Ken doll, and he's the only one left I'll take him. But, only because he's related to Richie. Hope that does'nt sound too mean. I want to date a guy because I like him. I like Roger but, not as much as Rich. Or maybe I could date Spike! There's another guy who is'nt taken. I'm just not too good with writing stories, and I could have someone here help me, but I don't want to take anyone's ideas and it would be more fun for me, to have my own ideas. But, if I think of some story ideas I know I'm welcome to post, and I wonder if anyone will choose Spike, Ken doll Roger, or Flip? The mystery awaits. :D

:rotflmao: What's monogrammed towels? Yeah I just realized today that, Richie and the gang were'nt real! :lol: :joke: I think we all wish they were REALLY real, those of us who are in love with any of the characters, guys or girls. But, its just fun to pretend their real, and I hope I did'nt ruin anyone's fun by saying Richie and the gang were fictional. I was just saying that I don't really feel like Richie is being taken from me, because he's fictional and in my own world I can have him all I want. Just like you can have Fonz all you want in your own world, no matter how anyone else loves him. Oh, you're dating Ralph now I forgot. :lol:



*LOL* Spike would be a cool choice too! Feel free to write whatever you think of. It's okay if it's not perfect, no one here is an expert or professional at writing (or at least not that I know of :confused: ). We all just write to have fun. And you might surprise yourself and write something really great! :) I write a lot on these threads, and though some of it is okay, other stuff is really bad....and I know that it's bad. But, you know what? Not one person has mentioned it. Everyone here is really supportive, so feel free to jump right in and participate.



But, even though Fonzie is fictional, I have to keep constant guard that no other chick gets him. Sure, lots of other women are going to fall in love with him, but as long as it's from a distance they'll be safe. I'm trying to cut back on the violence, though. It sets a bad example for Danny. Now, sure Fonzie's allowed to ride a motorcycle, wear a leather jacket, and engage in street fights. But, if CG wants to assualt women who get too close to her man, it's a crime. :rolleyes: :joke:

*LOL* I still haven't even met Ralph's parents yet. I know! Ralph and I will swing by and pick up his Dad and then bring him along on our group date! Can't you just see Ralph, Mickey, and me all having dinner at the same table as CQ and Fonzie?? On top of all of that, everyone else will see their real crushes with their new dates. I can see catfights waiting! Arnold better hire a few good bouncers for the evening!


This is going to be SO much FUN!!!:D

Uugghhh....Ralphy Boy and I are going to bed. Actually, I'm going to bed. Ralphy is just going to sit by my bedside, singing softly so I'll be able to sleep. He'll have a glass of water and a bag of cough drops available at all times in case I need them. He'll make sure my room is regulated to just the right temp so as to ensure I don't get too hot or too cold. He'll make sure my pillows are positioned at just the right angle and my blankets don't fall off the bed. Wow, I get to order Ralphy around and he actually listens without going, "AAAAyyyyyy!" in objection. And Fonzie never sings to me...not that I could tolerate his singing voice anyway *looks around* I hope he didn't hear that! CQ, we might have to go an extra week with this trade of men. Ralphy comes in quite handy!

Thanks for the support and kindness CG. :D Well, maybe when I'm not busy and can think of some good story lines for my guy, I will jump in and write something. Who knows? Maybe I will fight for Rich and make sure nobody else gets him, even though he's fictional. :lol: Yeah, I don't want any violence either just a nice friendly way, to keep my guy, or my guy in my own world. So, even though you're just joking and :lol:, you're saying that if you have to fight other women to get your man, you will but its a crime right? Also there's no such thing as monogrammed towels I think that's what you said, you were just joking too right? I like your sense of humor, :lol:

Well, again thanks very much for the support, and when I think of some good story lines I will for whoever I decide to date, and whoever is'nt taken. But, I may still be overprotected of Richie and if women try to take him from me, rumble with them. Not hurt them just rumble, :lol: and this will only happen in the HD story world. But, for now so poor Rich won't be dateless and since others have thought or at least WD of creative story lines for him, he can date other girls. I'll be nice. But, in my own world Richie will always be mine. Like Fonzie will always be yours. :D

C'ya around and I can't wait to read the rest of your story, and everyone else's! :D


*LOL* Spike would be a cool choice too! Feel free to write whatever you think of. It's okay if it's not perfect, no one here is an expert or professional at writing (or at least not that I know of :confused: ). We all just write to have fun. And you might surprise yourself and write something really great! :) I write a lot on these threads, and though some of it is okay, other stuff is really bad....and I know that it's bad. But, you know what? Not one person has mentioned it. Everyone here is really supportive, so feel free to jump right in and participate.



But, even though Fonzie is fictional, I have to keep constant guard that no other chick gets him. Sure, lots of other women are going to fall in love with him, but as long as it's from a distance they'll be safe. I'm trying to cut back on the violence, though. It sets a bad example for Danny. Now, sure Fonzie's allowed to ride a motorcycle, wear a leather jacket, and engage in street fights. But, if CG wants to assualt women who get too close to her man, it's a crime. :rolleyes: :joke: [/B][/QUOTE]

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
Uugghhh....Ralphy Boy and I are going to bed.
:eek: :eek: :lol: LOl

I remember like.. a few weeks ago no one wanted him! We had to auction him off!:lol: Now look @ him!! LOl

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:eek: :eek: :lol: LOl

I remember like.. a few weeks ago no one wanted him! We had to auction him off!:lol: Now look @ him!! LOl


Well, I wrote to Fonzie and he advised me to just take charge since Ralphy obviously can't. So, I'm ordering Ralphy Boy to come to bed with me.





He's a hottie in this pic in my sig.!

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Well, I wrote to Fonzie and he advised me to just take charge since Ralphy obviously can't. So, I'm ordering Ralphy Boy to come to bed with me.





He's a hottie in this pic in my sig.!
:lol:

And, *drools*, yes he is hott in that sign!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:lol:

And, *drools*, yes he is hott in that sign!


Now don't you wish Richie would be so understanding as to say, MCOB, go ahead, take Chachi to bed with you.

Although, THAT wouldn't be a GOOD thing! :lol:

I can see it now.....

MCOB-- Chachi, since you're here, make yourself useful. Clean my room....
Chachi-- OK...*begins cleaning*
MCOB-- Nonono...you're making too much noise. I can't sleep with all that noise.
Chachi-- Oh. Sorry.
MCOB-- Well, you might as well just go to bed. You can do that in the morning.
Chachi-- :grineyes: :kiss:That's more like it! Wawawa! *climbs into the bed*
MCOB-- WHAT do you think you're doing?!
Chachi-- You told be to go to bed.
MCOB-- *points at a spot on the floor* That's your bed.
Chachi-- You can't seriously expect me to sleep on the floor.
MCOB-- Well, you can't seriously expect that I would allow the likes of you to lie in my bed.
Chachi-- *mumbles* This is going to be a LONG week.....*takes a pillow and lies down on the floor*
MCOB-- *turns over in her bed* I can't believe I got stuck with Chachi.....this is going to be one LONG week.

I have one more thing to say. I feel like I messed something up here. I'm sorry for writing in this post, because its meant for FF. Also if I offended anyone for liking Richie, I'm sorry and I don't see why you should care if I like him or not. Also I'm not taking part in this FF because, I don't have any story ideas. Sorry if I sound mad I'm not, and I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you. I'm fine don't worry and if I want to like Richie, I think I have as much right as the rest of you Richie lovers do. Don't worry about it and its, none of your business. Sorry if I jumped to conclusions I just felt like I offended some of you. This is my last reply to this topic, and my last message on this board for awhile. I'm sorry for taking up space, now go back to what this thread is about. Again I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you.


*Going back into hiding with Richie, in my own world.*

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



Now don't you wish Richie would be so understanding as to say, MCOB, go ahead, take Chachi to bed with you.

Although, THAT wouldn't be a GOOD thing! :lol:

I can see it now.....

MCOB-- Chachi, since you're here, make yourself useful. Clean my room....
Chachi-- OK...*begins cleaning*
MCOB-- Nonono...you're making too much noise. I can't sleep with all that noise.
Chachi-- Oh. Sorry.
MCOB-- Well, you might as well just go to bed. You can do that in the morning.
Chachi-- :grineyes: :kiss:That's more like it! Wawawa! *climbs into the bed*
MCOB-- WHAT do you think you're doing?!
Chachi-- You told be to go to bed.
MCOB-- *points at a spot on the floor* That's your bed.
Chachi-- You can't seriously expect me to sleep on the floor.
MCOB-- Well, you can't seriously expect that I would allow the likes of you to lie in my bed.
Chachi-- *mumbles* This is going to be a LONG week.....*takes a pillow and lies down on the floor*
MCOB-- *turns over in her bed* I can't believe I got stuck with Chachi.....this is going to be one LONG week.
LMAO!! You know me too well!!

:eek: I have to meet his mother!

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
I have one more thing to say. I feel like I messed something up here. I'm sorry for writing in this post, because its meant for FF. Also if I offended anyone for liking Richie, I'm sorry and I don't see why you should care if I like him or not. Also I'm not taking part in this FF because, I don't have any story ideas. Sorry if I sound mad I'm not, and I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you. I'm fine don't worry and if I want to like Richie, I think I have as much right as the rest of you Richie lovers do. Don't worry about it and its, none of your business. Sorry if I jumped to conclusions I just felt like I offended some of you. This is my last reply to this topic, and my last message on this board for awhile. I'm sorry for taking up space, now go back to what this thread is about. Again I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you.


*Going back into hiding with Richie, in my own world.*
:eek: No! Dont go!! Youre too nice!! You didnt do ANYTHING wrong! We're all having fun!!:D :bighug:

Originally posted by FonzesLeatherJacket
I have one more thing to say. I feel like I messed something up here. I'm sorry for writing in this post, because its meant for FF. Also if I offended anyone for liking Richie, I'm sorry and I don't see why you should care if I like him or not. Also I'm not taking part in this FF because, I don't have any story ideas. Sorry if I sound mad I'm not, and I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you. I'm fine don't worry and if I want to like Richie, I think I have as much right as the rest of you Richie lovers do. Don't worry about it and its, none of your business. Sorry if I jumped to conclusions I just felt like I offended some of you. This is my last reply to this topic, and my last message on this board for awhile. I'm sorry for taking up space, now go back to what this thread is about. Again I'm not trying to start a fight, I just felt like I offended some of you.


*Going back into hiding with Richie, in my own world.*



FLJ,

Please don't go! You never messed anything up. The topic of this thread is to talk about our make believe crushes....and that my friend, is exactly what you did. So, you are like a million other girls in the world and have a crush on Richie? That's a GOOD thing. Personally, I don't have a crush on Richie. But, I have a HUGE crush on Fonzie. So, I'll take a few lines to write about that.

I probably annoy a LOT of people on this board with my nonstop chatter about Fonzie. I joke that I will fight anyone who gets too close to him-- and sometimes I worry that someone somewhere is going to take that seriously. I'm already worried that I scared CamQueen away by making too annoying posts about her dates with Fonzie on this thread. What if she took that seriously? I can only hope she didn't. Likewise, no one is *really* going to be upset if you try to steal Richie. What I do think would be funny is a staged catfight over Richie between everyone who wants him. Yes, I have that warped "Jerry Springer" type of sense of humor, where catfights are actually funny. :lol: But, what I'm trying to say is please don't not post because you think you've offended someone because you like the same guy they like. None of us are like that. I think you'll find that you'll enjoy posting here once you get to know us....at lest, I hope you will! :D

I agree, this isn't like the other boards, especially chit chat, where you say something and immediatlely, people get offended and war is waged. We will not stand for that on here. So just relax and play with us.

I agree with CollegeGirl, Catfights are funny and with us, it's all play and nobody is serious about it. :)

*Ralph and CG are standing in front of the Malph mansion.*

CG– So, this is your house?
Ralph– Yep, this is my house!
CG– It's huge! I've never seen anything so large.
Ralph– Yeah, well, we Malph men tend to do things on a larger scale than the rest of the world, especially when it comes to buying houses.
CG– So, does your dad know that we're picking him up and taking him to Arnold's?
Ralph– Yeah, I called him earlier. He should be ready to go by now. *opens the door* Dad? Are you here?
Mickey– Ralphy! Hi! And who is this beautiful lady? *kisses her hand* Don't tell me, you must be Marilyn Monroe!
CG– *blushes and laughs* Only in my dreams....
Mickey– No? *scratches his head* I guess you're too beautiful to be Marilyn. I got it! You must be Rita Hayworth!
CG– *LOL* Only in Ralphy's dreams....
Ralph– Dad, are you ok? This is CG. I told you all about her on the phone.
Mickey– Ralphy, I already knew that. Didn't anyone ever teach you about flattering women? You have to make them feel special.
Ralph– Dad, we don't have time to make CG feel special. We have to get to Arnold's and meet up with the rest of the gang.
CG– Now, Ralphy.....have more respect for your father. If he feels that it's important to flatter me and make me feel special, we shouldn't deprive him of that opportunity. *takes Mickey's arm as they walk into the sitting room* Now, what were you saying about my sophistication and beauty?






Later, at Arnold's.....

CG walks in with Ralphy boy on one arm and Mickey on the other. Both men are telling her how wonderful she is. Of course, CG has given her modesty a night off and is eating up every word they say. They come to a large booth where they see Chachi seated.

CG– Heya Chach!
Chachi- *startled* Huh? Oh, hiya CG!
CG– Chach, are you ok? You look a little upset. You wanna talk?
Chachi– No, there's nothing to talk about. I'm ok.
CG– *turns to Ralphy and Mickey* Can you two give me a minute to talk with Chachi?
Mickey– Sure. Come on, Ralphy. They want some privacy. *they walk away*
CG– Chachi, you're going to have to talk to me. We're practically family. Now, tell me, what's gotten your shoelaces all in a knot?
Chachi– Well.....
CG– I'm listening
Chachi– I don't think MCOB likes me
CG– *tries to act surprised* Really? What makes you think that?
Chachi– Well, she's always trying to accidentally leave me where ever we go. We went to see a movie yesterday. She drove. I was standing by the car door, ready to get into the car, when suddenly the car revs up and goes flying off down the road. I was left standing there for an hour before she came back to get me. She said that the gas pedal had gotten stuck and that the car took off by itself.
CG– Well, it's been known to happen.
Chachi– Not to me. I'm Fonzie's cousin. Girls are supposed to be flocking to my side and hanging on my every word.
CG–You actually believe that?
Chachi– *adverts eye contact and plays with the napkin dispenser* Not really....
CG– Chachi, I think I have a solution to your problem. When MCOB arrives here tonight, let her see this side of you. Rather than working so hard to impress her, just be honest with her. And....*thinks* Hmmmm.....wait a sec., I have an idea..*gets up and walks into the men's room*
Voices from the men's room: Hey, lady, are you crazy? Get out of here!
CG– Now boys, settle down. You're acting like this is the first time you've ever seen a lady in the men's room.
Voices– Sorry, CG.
CG– *walking back out of the men's room* Ok, Chachi, try this on. *holds up a brown dinner jacket*
Chachi– Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm wearing that thing.
CG– Funny, Fonzie had the same reaction when I bought it for him. There's something about the men in your family.....you just don't know good style when you see it.....
Chachi– I've never seen Fonzie wear that jacket.
CG– I know. He brought it here and hid it in his office. He absolutely detests it.
Chachi– So, why are you trying to make me wear it?
CG– Because you're trying to impress MCOB. And that sleeveless sweatshirt you're wearing is NOT going to impress her, trust me.
Chachi– *puts on the jacket* Are you sure this is going to make MCOB fall for me.
CG– Well, it's not a magical jacket, so I don't think it'll make her actually fall for you......but, it might lessen her disgust for you. One other thing, hand over the bandana.
Chachi– What?
CG– You heard me, hand it over.
Chachi– Why?
CG– Because all MCOB needs is another way to harm you. What are you going to do when she rips that thing off your leg and strangles you with it?
Chachi– She wouldn't do a thing like that.
CG– You don't know her that well, do you?
Chachi– I guess not...*hands over the bandana*
CG– OK, now I have to go spend some quality time with Ralph and Mickey. You'll be ok until MCOB gets here, won't you?
Chachi– I'll be fine until she gets here. It's what will happen after she gets here that worries me.
CG– Don't worry. Deep down, MCOB has real feelings for you.
Chachi– Yeah, feelings of hatred.
CG– No, I mean romantic feelings. That girl is head over heels in love with you. She's just afraid to let you know it.
Chachi– You think so?
CG– Well, I'm hoping.
Chachi– Great. :rolleyes:
CG– Relax, we're all going to be together tonight. She would never harm you in public. Although......
Chachi– What?
CG– She could slip arsenic in your drink and we'd never know it was happening.
Chachi– *gulps* Do you think she'd do that?
CG– I'm sure she wouldn't.
*Chachi lets out a sigh of relief*
CG– At least, I hope she wouldn't. :eek:

Potsie and Lil Kelso are Inspiration Point

Potsie: Kinda cold tonight huh?
LK: You know what, let's just do it and get it over with. At the count of three.
Potsie: Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
LK: I think so. So let's just do it and get it over with.
The rest of the week, the pressure will be off.
Potsie: Okay, yeah, that's a good idea.
LK: Okay you ready.
Potsie: As ready as i'll ever be.
LK: Okay, 1...2...3
LK and Potsie: I DON'T LOVE YOU!

They both sigh and hug each other.

Postie: I don't love you :)
LK: I don't love you either:)
Potsie: Let's make it look good, we could really have some fun.
LK: Oh you have an evil mind Potsie, I didn't know that about you.
Potsie: It's true, I have a dark side.

They head to Arnolds and meet the others.

They walk in, all the while making out. White_Daisy sees them and then sees red. Chachi and Fonzie are disgusted and Richie is shocked.

MCOB: Woo! Go Lil Go Lil!
LK: Do you mind you're interrupting the best part.
White_Daisy: Excuuuuse Me?
CG: Uh Oh... Now WD, calm down it's only for one week.
CQ: Yeah, yeah, don't get your blood pressure up.
WD: It's too late. It's been up since Saturday night. (gritting her teeth)


Oohhh okay this is going to be fun..

CG– Wow, look at Potsie and Lil Kelso go at it! How long do you think they can go without coming up for air?
WD– Potsie!! What are you doing?!
Potsie– *stops kissing Lil Kelso* Oh, hi Pookie!
WD– Don't Pookie me...you....you......Arrghhh....*begins choking them* *Fonzie and Richie pull WD off them*
Potsie– Pookie, why are you so upset? After all, it was your idea for us to switch dates. I thought you'd be happy to see Lil Kelso and me getting along so well.
CG– Alright everyone, settle down. We all knew it was going to be difficult seeing our guys with other chicks. Ralph and Mickey, come sit down beside me. Everyone else, seat yourselves so we can begin our dinner. We are all adults here. There is no reason for us to net be able to control our emotions. I for one, am happy to be here with Ralph. And I am not in the slightest bit phased that Fonzie is dating CQ.
Fonzie– Aayyyy....CG is correctamundo. It was you chicks who planned this out. We're just being great boyfriends by going along with your schemes. Now, I am starving! CQ, come over here. *CQ comes to him, and they nuzzle up to each other*
CG– *rolls her eyes at them* Do you two plan on being this affectionate the entire time?
Fonzie– CG, sweetheart, if this is bothering you......
CG– No, it's not bothering me at all.....*pinches off a chunk of her roll and angrily tosses it onto her plate* Not at all.....
*Fonzie sits down and CQ sits on his lap. CG grumbles some more. Fonzie, amused that CG is jealous, quietly laughs to himself.*
Mickey– Wow, I am the only parent here. I feel a bit out of place. Maybe I should leave and let you all enjoy your dinner together.
CG– Mickey, don't leave. We haven't had a chance to get to know each other.
Mickey– *stands up and quickly kisses CG on the cheek* I really have to go. I have another dinner engagement to make. But, you and Ralphy can come by tomorrow and we'll go down to my cabin at the lake. *he says his goodbyes to everyone and leaves*
*CG looks over and notices that Fonzie and CQ are kissing*
CG– Arthur Fonzarelli! *angrily throws her napkin onto the table and jumps up from her seat* You must be the lowest.....slimiest.....disgusting.....creep!
Fonzie– WHHHHOOOOAAAHHHHHHH........NO one talks to the Fonz like that...
CG– Humph! *takes her ring out of her pocket and throws it at Fonzie* Don't worry, I must be a no one...and you shouldn't be engaged to a no one like me!
CQ– Now wait, can we all please calm down? CG, Fonzie and I aren't being serious. It was his idea to make you jealous. He got mad when he found out that you were outside his window the other night spying on us.
CG– You found out that was me?
Fonzie– That I did. I thought you deserved a dose of your own medicine.
CG– I feel so stupid now. I really flipped out on you.
Fonzie– *laughs* Well, I'm getting used to seeing you flip out. It's not such a big deal anymore.
CG– *hugs Fonzie* I'm so sorry.
Fonzie– *kisses her on the cheek* Maybe next time, you'll learn to trust me.
CG– Fonz?
Fonzie– Yes?
CG– About that ring....
Fonzie– *takes her hand and slips the ring back onto it* Now, can we get back to our dates?
CG– *smiles and nods* Sure....*calls* oh Ralphy Boy....
*CG walks over and slips into Ralphy's arms. Fonzie grabs CQ by the waist and kisses her.*

WD: Fine, I can be an adult. Excuse me, i'll be right back.
*slams knapkin down on table* OUTTAMYWAYMALPH!
Ralph: Wow! What's with her?
LK: She's having a delayed reaction to the cancellation of The Honeymooners.
Potsie: Really? Wow, that hit me right away. Couldn't eat for days.
Ralph: You're such a Potsie!
Potsie: Whattya yelling at me for Malph!
LK: Potsiebear, have some more food, it's very good you know.
here, let me feed you.
Richie: Potsiebear? Yugh!
WD: *sees this* Agh!!!!
Fonzie: Whooooaa...
LK: Maybe I better have a talk with her.
CG: No! don't, She might try to flush your head into Lake Superior. I'll go. MCOB, you're coming with me, I'm not going in there alone.
MCOB: What? Now! I'm starved!
CG: Pleaaaase! I'm not going in there alone.
MCOB: I hope you two are happy! My food'll get cold
LK and Potsie: What did we do?
Potsie: Come over here for a minute LK.
LK: Yep, coming.
Chachi: Oh brother, they're not gonna start again are they.
Richie: I'm gonna kill Potsie tomorrow if he ruins this.
Ralph: Yeah well, i'll join you.

Potsie: Are you okay? *rubs her back*
LK: Yeah I think so, I hope she didn't bruise me.
Potsie: I think maybe we overdid things.
LK: Yeah, we're just great at acting I guess.
Potsie: I guess so, okay let's go back and eat.
LK: Okay.

Fonziesleatherjacket overhears this and warily enters the ladies room to put WD's mind at ease.

MCOB is annoyed that Chachi hasnt introduced me to his mother yet. (We all know why though.. he was embarassed of his family/apartment)

*Arnolds*
MCOB: Chachi! When am I going to meet your mother?!
Chachi: Soon, I promise.
MCOB: Yeaa...I heard that 3 days ago.
Chachi: Ok. RIGHT NOW. Let me call her up and have her meet us here.
MCOB: Here?? Chachi, I thought you said she was going to cook us a nice meal. I mean, if she doesnt want too..thats fine! I just thought Id get to see your place.
Chachi: Yea.. I know, but my relatives are over. Theyre a lil odd.. theyre not like us!!
MCOB: You mean not like ME. *slap*
Chachi: *rubs face* Ow. You know.. youre a pretty tough chick. Im starting to like it. *smiles*
MCOB: Oh brother. *thinks to self: Damnit! My plan backfired*
Chachi: Well, hey, Richie is having a gettogether @ his place.. lets go there. Ill have mom drop by.
MCOB: Ok.
*Cunninghams*
*At first, seeing Richie for the first time is uneasy.. but I manage ;)*
MCOB: Hey everyone!
Chachi: *Chachi wraps arm around me, I force a smile*
Fonzie: Let the festivities, begin. *Everyone starts making out*
Chachi: You want the chair or the counter.:grineyes:
MCOB: *distgusted* Youre like, 3 years younger than me. But, it is a Monday.
*Everyones "necking."
*Later on...*
--The doorbell rings, its Chachis mother, Louisa (thats her name, right?!? LOl..ya it is lol)
Louisa: Hello everyone! Wheres MCOB?
MCOB: :wave: Hiii...
Louisa: Oh, MCOB! *grabs face like old ladies do* Ive heard so many nice things about you!
MCOB: *Eyes light up* Really? Like what?
Louisa: Your personality, your looks, everything!
MCOB: *touched* Aww.
Louisa: So, has Chachi stayed in line?
MCOB: *wants to reveal all, but decides not too* Oh yes. Ive trained him well. Hes good.
Louisa: Good. I know he can be a bit, willing. Ya know?
MCOB: *knows all too well* Oh yes.. I understand.
Louisa: Well, I really cant stay long. Uncle Vito is eating the nuts again. Im glad you pass my standards.:)
MCOB: Why thank you. *wonders about Uncle Vito*
Chachi: *afraid his mother will talk about family, rushes her out* Well, mom.. you really should go!!!
Louisa: Do you want me to leave, Chach? What do you plan on doing after?
Chachi: Nothing *MCOB--:rolleyes:*. Its just that... Vito. *worries*
Louisa: ;) Oh alright. Goodbye. *Kisses Chachi*
MCOB: She likes me! She really really likes me! *accepts Oscar*

:eek4: Hey.. howd that get in there?:lol:

Lil Kelso comes running back to the table

LK: Hey you guys, You'll never guess what I found out!
Everyone: What!
LK: Bobby Darrin's in town doing a concert next week and I got us tickets!
Fonz: Aaaayyy! he's one of my favorites.
Potsie: Yeah he's great!
WD: Did you Say Bobby Darrin! I love him.
LK: I know, but you tried to choke me. :(
WD: Aww that? I was just playing.
Richie: Ahh. play choking.
Potsie: sometimes Ralph and I do that.
Everyone looks at him.
Ralph: Shut up Potsie! :mad:
Fonzie: Okay everyone cool it!

Hi guys!
I am sooooo incredibly tired and don't have the brainpower to write any fanfic right now...but I just wanted everyone to know I was here...reading away...and having a great time doing it! (Don't worry CG, you didn't scare me away ;)) Feel free to include me in your fanfics...I like reading about what I did when I wasn't around! (Hmmm...that made no sense. So very, very tired....)

:sleep2:

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Hi guys!
I am sooooo incredibly tired and don't have the brainpower to write any fanfic right now...but I just wanted everyone to know I was here...reading away...and having a great time doing it! (Don't worry CG, you didn't scare me away ;)) Feel free to include me in your fanfics...I like reading about what I did when I wasn't around! (Hmmm...that made no sense. So very, very tired....)

:sleep2:
Aw ok. Nite!!!! Ill include u in mine later on tonite!!:D

Omg! lol, I love that Chachi picture in your sig. That is soo funny.
:rotflmao: Meow hisss at the bottom just makes it funnier. :lol:

No offense, but I'm getting tired of pretending that I have a crush on Ralph. Ralph's a great guy, but.......:rolleyes: Only 3 more days, right? I can make it that long.

Yeah I know how you feel. I really don't like Ralph much...never have. But I wanted to play too! LOL

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
No offense, but I'm getting tired of pretending that I have a crush on Ralph. Ralph's a great guy, but.......:rolleyes: Only 3 more days, right? I can make it that long.
:eek: :lol: I already got rid of my Chachi pic.--I still got that whip though!!!!:D I think the fanfic is still really fun though.. but I couldnt stand to see that pic in my sign. anymore!!

And Katie...:thanks:

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Yeah I know how you feel. I really don't like Ralph much...never have. But I wanted to play too! LOL


Awww...I feel guilty for pawning him off on you now. Do you like Fonzie? If you want, you can keep him. You can be his new chick and I'll just be the girl who follows him around and bugs the heck out of him. Even though it annoys the heck out of everyone, I find it amusing. Or....do I find it amusing because it annoys the heck out of everyone?:lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:eek: :lol: I already got rid of my Chachi pic.--I still got that whip though!!!!:D I think the fanfic is still really fun though.. but I couldnt stand to see that pic in my sign. anymore!!

And Katie...:thanks:


I know, I'm getting tired of my Ralphy boy sign and quotes. Funny, I never tired of that "Fonzie Loves CollegeGirl" sign. :D

Oh...I could never steal your man. That would be rude. ;) I was thinking about dumping Ralph for Roger. Sure, it would be dull, but I'd have a great time making fun of him...

*fanfic ideas popping around my brain*

Pop! Pop! Pop!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl



I know, I'm getting tired of my Ralphy boy sign and quotes. Funny, I never tired of that "Fonzie Loves CollegeGirl" sign. :D
:D ...this one?:D


OMG..CG..that quote @ the bottom..Dirty Dancing!!!

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Oh...I could never steal your man. That would be rude. ;) I was thinking about dumping Ralph for Roger. Sure, it would be dull, but I'd have a great time making fun of him...

*fanfic ideas popping around my brain*

Pop! Pop! Pop!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


*LOL* Well, I'm offering. I have total confidence in Fonzie's ability to manage multiple women. He's a pro. at it! :lol:

I know. I am have so not been able to think up any good jokes for Ralph to tell. But, I LOVE poking fun at them. Roger would be great for that. And Roger is a cutie, even though he is dull.

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Oh...I could never steal your man. That would be rude. ;) I was thinking about dumping Ralph for Roger. Sure, it would be dull, but I'd have a great time making fun of him...

*fanfic ideas popping around my brain*

Pop! Pop! Pop!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
o0o0o....a fanfic..making fun of Roger!! :clap: I can hardly wait!:D

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:D ...this one?:D


OMG..CG..that quote @ the bottom..Dirty Dancing!!!



*swoons* Yeah....I looovvveeee that graphic. :loveya:

:D Yep, Dirty Dancing! Which is why I'll love Patrick Swayze till the day I die. I've been obsessed with that movie since I was like 4.....WAY before I was obsessed with Happy Days.

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




*swoons* Yeah....I looovvveeee that graphic. :loveya:

:D Yep, Dirty Dancing! Which is why I'll love Patrick Swayze till the day I die. I've been obsessed with that movie since I was like 4.....WAY before I was obsessed with Happy Days.
Dirty Dancing!!!:dance: I LOVE Patrick Swayze. He was on Conan back in the summer!:p He loooked...weird though.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Dirty Dancing!!!:dance: I LOVE Patrick Swayze. He was on Conan back in the summer!:p He loooked...weird though.



*LOL* Weird? How so?

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




*LOL* Weird? How so?
He looked a lot older than some other recent pics. CamQueen saw!!

I made u a new pic!!

Phew, I'm glad you're all saying this. I'm really bored with Potsie.
It's fun playing though.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

He looked a lot older than some other recent pics. CamQueen saw!!

I made u a new pic!!




Aawwwww.....he's so cute! I love it! Thanks! :happyface


It's always weird seeing them when they get old. I used to have a crush on John Travolta and now he's just like.....well....old. And I always get a weird feeling when seeing Henry as he is today. I keep having to remind myself he's the same person. Now, as for Ron Howard, except for going bald and a few wrinkles, I think he looks the same. Put a hat on the man and he's still a cutie! :)

Originally posted by CollegeGirl
Aawwwww.....he's so cute! I love it! Thanks! :happyface

Welcome! It took me a while to do, because I couldnt figure out the colors!!:bonk:

I was wondering since I'm not really playing in this right now, but might later if I think of any story ideas, since Richie is taken (In this HD story world) and since I don't really have any story ideas for him and me, I would like to pretend I'm like the pesty neighborhood girl who always follows Rich around, and tries to get him to fall in love with me. Could someone write maybe a short story, like maybe just a one page thing where I come in and want Richie, and he tries to talk me out of being in love with him? I want Richie to be kind and understading to me. Thanks I'd appreciate it, and just do it if you don't mind, or do you think it sounds too much like the ep. of They Call It Potsie Love? I guess it would be ok and things could be a little different where I meet Richie and talk, than from where Joanie met Potsie at Arnold's, and our convo. could be a little different too. I just want Richie to be kind to me. Then that part of where I jump in will be completed, and maybe when I come up with my own ideas I could just be the girl who follows Richie around and drives him crazy, if he's not already taken. Like CG said she could maybe do with Fonzie. :) Also I agree with you all I think I'd like to just stick to the guy I love too, Richie. It could get kinda boring being with someone else, and pretending you love them. But, its all in fun. Love everyone's FF so far, keep it up! :D

Fonzie and CameraQueen at Inspiration Point...for like the ninth time this week...

CQ: Fonzie, there's something I need to tell you...
Fonz: *kiss* Oh yeah? *kiss* What? *kiss*
CQ: Can you cut that out? I'm serious.
Fonz: Of course, sweet lips. :rolleyes: What's on your mind?
CQ: I think I'm going to break up with Ralph.
Fonz: Why would you want to do that?
CQ: I don't know, it just isn't...it just isn't there between us, you know?
Fonz: So what are you saying? Are you going to try to steal The Fonz away from CollegeGirl?
CQ: No. I mean, if you two decide you want to see other people or whatever, maybe we can date...
*Fonzie's eyes grow big*
CQ: You and I, not me and her!!!
Fonz: Uh...I knew that.
CQ: Anyway, here's the thing...I'm sort of interested in somebody else. Someone you know.
Fonz: Richie! That dog! He's got more chicks lately than he knows what to do with!
CQ: I'm not talking about Richie. Are you kidding me? I'd have half the chicks in town trying to kill me!
Fonz: Oh. Well you can't possibly mean Potsie.
CQ: Nope. He's nice and all, but that dopey act only goes so far...
Fonz: What do you mean act? The boy's dumber than a box of hair!
CQ: Potsie Webber? I was talking to him the other night when I was waiting for you at Arnolds. Not only did he offer to teach me Latin, he started quoting the works of Anais Nin.
Fonz: A nice what? *thinks for a moment* So what, then...you have a thing for Chachi?
CQ: No...we already dated. Briefly. I'm all set with that.
Fonz: Then who's left. Mr. C?
CQ: Fonzie...I'm talking about Roger!
Fonz: Roger?? You'd rather go out with Roger than with me? *looks hurt*
CQ: I didn't say that exacty. I don't know...I just think we make better friends than anything else.
Fonz: *confused* Friends? You mean, guys and chicks can be friends?
CQ: Uh...yeah Fonz. They can. I've got tons of guy friends.
Fonz: *still baffled* Friends...?
CQ: I understand if it's asking too much of you to help me snare Roger...
Fonz: No...I mean, that's what friends do, right? They help each other out. So I'll see what I can do about Rogie. I just want to know one thing, though.
CQ: Sure, what's that?
Fonz: This whole 'friends' thing...does it mean I can't kiss you anymore.
CQ: *imitating Fonzie's usual tone* Let's not get crazy!

*they go back to making out...*

So as you see...my intent now is to pursue Roger, if only just to have some fun tormenting him. (I am sooooo mean!) LOL But who know...maybe Fonzie will get a crush on me! That would be fun...CG pursuing Fonzie while he's pursuing me while I'm pursuing Roger while he's pursuing Marcy...oh wait! Wrong show...

:eek:

Originally posted by CameraQueen
So as you see...my intent now is to pursue Roger, if only just to have some fun tormenting him. (I am sooooo mean!) LOL But who know...maybe Fonzie will get a crush on me! That would be fun...CG pursuing Fonzie while he's pursuing me while I'm pursuing Roger while he's pursuing Marcy...oh wait! Wrong show...

:eek:
:lol: I smell trouble in paradise!!:eek:

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Fonzie and CameraQueen at Inspiration Point...for like the ninth time this week...
LMAO. That made me laugh so hard.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lil Kelso and Potsie at Arnolds

LK: So are you gonna help me get Flip or what?
Potsie: Flip? Flip Phillips?
LK: No, Flip Wilson, of course Flip Phillips!
Ralph: haha, You've got it too.
LK: Thank you Ralph, I must have gotten some of it from you.
Potsie: Who's Flip Wilson?
LK: Nevermind, Ralph will explain it later.
Potsie: Why aren't you asking Joanie or Richie, he's their cousin.
LK: Ugh! Okay, since you're no help at all, I'll ask Richie. Joanie and I aren't really on the best of terms, since I sorta took Chachi from her. We're civil and all but you couldn't call us friends.
Ralph: That's true, but I think she's more hostile towards Chachi.
But, She has Bongo now.
Potsie: Don't you mean Bingo?
Ralph: Bingo, Bongo, whatever.
LK: Okay, well i'll just talk to Richie.

Waves bye to the guys and leaves for the Cunninghams.

Originally posted by CameraQueen
Fonzie and CameraQueen at Inspiration Point...for like the ninth time this week...

CQ: Fonzie, there's something I need to tell you...
Fonz: *kiss* Oh yeah? *kiss* What? *kiss*
CQ: Can you cut that out? I'm serious.
Fonz: Of course, sweet lips. :rolleyes: What's on your mind?
CQ: I think I'm going to break up with Ralph.
Fonz: Why would you want to do that?
CQ: I don't know, it just isn't...it just isn't there between us, you know?
Fonz: So what are you saying? Are you going to try to steal The Fonz away from CollegeGirl?
CQ: No. I mean, if you two decide you want to see other people or whatever, maybe we can date...
*Fonzie's eyes grow big*
CQ: You and I, not me and her!!!
Fonz: Uh...I knew that.
CQ: Anyway, here's the thing...I'm sort of interested in somebody else. Someone you know.
Fonz: Richie! That dog! He's got more chicks lately than he knows what to do with!
CQ: I'm not talking about Richie. Are you kidding me? I'd have half the chicks in town trying to kill me!
Fonz: Oh. Well you can't possibly mean Potsie.
CQ: Nope. He's nice and all, but that dopey act only goes so far...
Fonz: What do you mean act? The boy's dumber than a box of hair!
CQ: Potsie Webber? I was talking to him the other night when I was waiting for you at Arnolds. Not only did he offer to teach me Latin, he started quoting the works of Anais Nin.
Fonz: A nice what? *thinks for a moment* So what, then...you have a thing for Chachi?
CQ: No...we already dated. Briefly. I'm all set with that.
Fonz: Then who's left. Mr. C?
CQ: Fonzie...I'm talking about Roger!
Fonz: Roger?? You'd rather go out with Roger than with me? *looks hurt*
CQ: I didn't say that exacty. I don't know...I just think we make better friends than anything else.
Fonz: *confused* Friends? You mean, guys and chicks can be friends?
CQ: Uh...yeah Fonz. They can. I've got tons of guy friends.
Fonz: *still baffled* Friends...?
CQ: I understand if it's asking too much of you to help me snare Roger...
Fonz: No...I mean, that's what friends do, right? They help each other out. So I'll see what I can do about Rogie. I just want to know one thing, though.
CQ: Sure, what's that?
Fonz: This whole 'friends' thing...does it mean I can't kiss you anymore.
CQ: *imitating Fonzie's usual tone* Let's not get crazy!

*they go back to making out...*



*CG bursts into the scene*

CG-- Someone help! Quick! I lost Ralph! Actually, I threw him out of my car when we turned around the bend on our way to Inspiration Point. *pauses* What? I only did it as a joke, I was going back to get him! Only, when I went back, he was gone!:eek:
Fonzie-- *breaks away from kissing momentarily* What? You lost Malph?
CQ-- CG! That's horrible!
CG-- Agghhhh.......Fonz and CQ?! You two are up here again? What is this, the seventh time this week?
Fonzie-- Actually, the ninth.
CG-- Fonzie, there's a difference between making out because it's expected and making out because you WANT to. I'm starting to suspect that you're making out because you'd rather be with CQ.
Fonzie-- AAayyhh.....you know you're my 6 star girl, CG. But, there's plenty of the Fonz to go around.
CQ-- Excuse me, can I butt in?
*CG and Fonzie look at her*
CQ-- Aren't we forgetting about Ralph?
Fonzie-- No, I never forgot about him, did you, CG?
CG-- Nope, I didn't forget either.
CQ-- Then shouldn't we go out and look for him?
CG-- Relax, CQ. Ralphy Boy can fend for himself. I'm sure he'll be here in 5....4.....3....2.....1.....
*Ralph comes walking up, out of breath*
Ralph-- How are ya? How are ya? How are ya?

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




*CG bursts into the scene*

CG-- Someone help! Quick! I lost Ralph! Actually, I threw him out of my car when we turned around the bend on our way to Inspiration Point. *pauses* What? I only did it as a joke, I was going back to get him! Only, when I went back, he was gone!:eek:
Fonzie-- *breaks away from kissing momentarily* What? You lost Malph?
CQ-- CG! That's horrible!
CG-- Agghhhh.......Fonz and CQ?! You two are up here again? What is this, the seventh time this week?
Fonzie-- Actually, the ninth.
CG-- Fonzie, there's a difference between making out because it's expected and making out because you WANT to. I'm starting to suspect that you're making out because you'd rather be with CQ.
Fonzie-- AAayyhh.....you know you're my 6 star girl, CG. But, there's plenty of the Fonz to go around.
CQ-- Excuse me, can I butt in?
*CG and Fonzie look at her*
CQ-- Aren't we forgetting about Ralph?
Fonzie-- No, I never forgot about him, did you, CG?
CG-- Nope, I didn't forget either.
CQ-- Then shouldn't we go out and look for him?
CG-- Relax, CQ. Ralphy Boy can fend for himself. I'm sure he'll be here in 5....4.....3....2.....1.....
*Ralph comes walking up, out of breath*
Ralph-- How are ya? How are ya? How are ya? :rotflmao:

Originally posted by CollegeGirl




*CG bursts into the scene*

CG-- Someone help! Quick! I lost Ralph! Actually, I threw him out of my car when we turned around the bend on our way to Inspiration Point. *pauses* What? I only did it as a joke, I was going back to get him! Only, when I went back, he was gone!:eek:
Fonzie-- *breaks away from kissing momentarily* What? You lost Malph?
CQ-- CG! That's horrible!
CG-- Agghhhh.......Fonz and CQ?! You two are up here again? What is this, the seventh time this week?
Fonzie-- Actually, the ninth.
CG-- Fonzie, there's a difference between making out because it's expected and making out because you WANT to. I'm starting to suspect that you're making out because you'd rather be with CQ.
Fonzie-- AAayyhh.....you know you're my 6 star girl, CG. But, there's plenty of the Fonz to go around.
CQ-- Excuse me, can I butt in?
*CG and Fonzie look at her*
CQ-- Aren't we forgetting about Ralph?
Fonzie-- No, I never forgot about him, did you, CG?
CG-- Nope, I didn't forget either.
CQ-- Then shouldn't we go out and look for him?
CG-- Relax, CQ. Ralphy Boy can fend for himself. I'm sure he'll be here in 5....4.....3....2.....1.....
*Ralph comes walking up, out of breath*
Ralph-- How are ya? How are ya? How are ya?



CG: *rolls her eyes* Great. He's just on time. Can someone please tell me how I can rid myself of this boy?
Fonzie: Sweetheart, I thought you WANTED to date Ralph.
CG:What would ever give you that idea?
Fonzie: Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you said, "Fonzie, I think we need to take a break. I think I'm falling for Ralphy Boy."
CG: *raises a brow*Fonzie, that was just an act.
Fonzie: Oh, yeah. I knew that.
CG: Like you're locking lips with CQ is just an act....*watches them kissing again*
Fonzie: *breaking away from the kiss* Uuuhhh.....right.
CG: :rolleyes: So, Fonz. Can you help me or not?
Ralph: Hey, what's going on here?
Fonzie: Malph, I am officially calling the challenege off. CG is no longer your chick.
CG: *whispers* Fonz, can you do that? WD is in charge of the chalenege. I think only she can---
Fonzie: AAYYYY.....I'm the Fonz!
CG: Right, Fonz!
Ralph: But Fonz, CG is really starting to fall for me! She's in love with me!
CG: *coughs* In love wi---? In LOVE? Ralphy, I know you didn't actually believe that. I mean, that was part of the challenege. I had to convince the world that I was in love with you.
Ralph: *suddenly gets a really sad expression across his face* Oh.
CG: Ralph, you are a fabamundo guy, but....
Fonzie: AYYY...that's my word!
CG: Sorry, Fonz.
Ralph: That's okay. You win some you lose some, I guess. At least I've still got CQ. *turns to CQ* Come here, baby. Come to your old Ralphy Boy....:grineyes:
CQ: :eek:About that, Ralph. I was meaning to have a talk with you.
Ralph: There'll be plenty of time for talking later. Right now, let's get to the kissing. :kiss:
Fonzie: Malph!
Ralph: What, Fonz?
Fonzie: CQ is trying to break up with you.
Ralph: *hurt* Tell me it's not so....
CQ: Ralph, I'm sorry. It just isn't there for me anymore.
Ralph: *hurt* Well, I guess I lose some and lose some more. *suddenly a beautiful blonde haired woman walks by and smiles at Ralph.* And then I win some! Excuse me while I go turn on the old Ralph charm! *follows after the woman*
CG: Fonz, I think we need to talk.
Fonzie: Talk? While I'm on a date? What would we possibly have to talk about while I'm still on a date? *kisses CQ*
CG: FonZIE!! I USED to be your six star girl.
Fonzie: *breaks away from kissing* Now, that's not fair. You were the one to call the break.
CG: Yeah, but couldn't you have taken a little time to recupricate from the break up? Perhaps to show the world that you were at least a little hurt that we split up?
Fonzie: AAYYYYYY......I took an entire day to recupricate. Let me tell you that I was extremely hurt after we had that convo. But, CQ showed up and decided to take my mind off my troubles. *kisses CQ*
CG: Fonz, I want to get back together.
Fonzie: *laughs* You've got to be kidding me.
CG: Nope, I'm not kidding.
Fonzie: *sighs* What is it with you chicks? First you want a guy, then you don't, then you do, then you don't, and then you do again......what is the world coming to?
CG: So, what do you think?
Fonzie: I think I want to finsih my date with CQ!
CG: :crying: Oh.
Fonzie: *feels sorry for CG* I am SUCH a sweetheart of a guy. OK, CG. Arnold's. Tomorrow night. BE THERE!
CG: Fonzie, thanks so much! You won't regret this!
Fonzie: Well, I'm putting you back on a probationary level.....I'll be keeping the stars until I'm sure you actually deserve them.
CG: That's okay, Fonz! You won't regret this, believe me! Thanks again! *quickly kisses him and rushes off*
Fonzie: *turns to CQ* Now, where were we? *goes back to making out*

I was actually kind of sad there for awhile about the whole Ralph thing...I was almost going to change my mind because I felt so bad for him! (Nice writing! ;) ) But I"m glad he found his blond bimbo - er, bombshell. :)