What are some of your favorite Archie-ism (i.e. words or phrases)?
Thanks ...:wave:

Well, here are a few that immediately come to mind:

"Get away from me!" :smash:

"I don't want some Catholic priest sprinklin' incest over everybody." puke:

"I don't want my wife turning from a Christian into a Catholic." :rant:

Talking about Eleanor Roosevelt:
"She was the one that discovered the coloreds in this country. We never knew they was there!" :eek:

"...hangin' around my neck like an albacore." :mrt:
(I couldn't find anything appropriate for this, so I chose Mr. T - who has GOLD CHAINS around HIS neck.)

"God don't make no mistakes. That's how he got to become God." :notworthy

If I think of some more, I'll be back.
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One of my favorites is when "Meathead" tells Archie he's an Atheist. And Edith asks what religion that is.. Archie has the answer:
"It's worst than that Edith, it means he can't have children!"

Originally posted by 60sSitcomFan
One of my favorites is when "Meathead" tells Archie he's an Atheist. And Edith asks what religion that is.. Archie has the answer:
"It's worst than that Edith, it means he can't have children!"

Oh God, I love that one! That's my favorite one.

How about this one:
Edith: "Archie, what are you doing up there? You've been up there at least 20 minutes"
Archie: "Why? Are you selling the house?"

i am kinda partial to "ipso fatso" (ipso facto)
:lookaroun

SG

I's hard to decide. They're are so many. I'll just say the one from the last ep I saw.

It was Christmas and Gloria's Spanish friend(sorry, don't know her name) was sining Feliz Navida:

Archie: Hey, Hey. Don't sing a Spanish song on Christmas. God don't like that.

Originally posted by Sitcoms of the 90s
I's hard to decide. They're are so many. I'll just say the one from the last ep I saw.

It was Christmas and Gloria's Spanish friend(sorry, don't know her name) was sining Feliz Navida:

Archie: Hey, Hey. Don't sing a Spanish song on Christmas. God don't like that.

All of the Archie-isms are great. The episode that you're referring to is my favorite AITF Christmas episode. Gloria's Spanish friend is actually the Bunker house boarder Teresa Bentencourt (played by the brilliant Liz Torres, best known as Julie Erskine on Phyllis, now has a recurring role on Gilmore Girls).

I just heard another Archie-ism that had me laughing:
Edith: "Archie, I was just thinking.."
Archie: " Don't do none of that"

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and.. this one was an ep where Archie and Mike took the bathroom door off so they could shave it to have it close properly. As Arch and Mike are shaving the door, Edith tells Archie that she needs to use the turlet.

Edith: "Archie, but how can I use it without a door? You know, how will I keep people from.. coming in?"

Archie: "Just sing Edith. Just sing."

Originally posted by 60sSitcomFan
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and.. this one was an ep where Archie and Mike took the bathroom door off so they could shave it to have it close properly. As Arch and Mike are shaving the door, Edith tells Archie that she needs to use the turlet.

Edith: "Archie, but how can I use it without a door? You know, how will I keep people from.. coming in?"

Archie: "Just sing Edith. Just sing." [/B]

:lol: That's another good one.

Archie: "California is the land of fruits and nuts."

Archie: "Every fruit is a little nutty, and every nut is a little fruity!"

I loved that one!!! Classic Archie-ism!!!

That one about California is my all time favorite as it sums up the state perfectly in my humble opinion.

I also loved the one about "Hismones" and "Hermones" instead of hormones.

It's funny how Archie pronounces toilet. He pronounces it "TERLIT". Like Archie says "How am I supposed to nail the TERLIT roll holder into that tile wall up there?"

Originally posted by 60sSitcomFan
What are some of your favorite Archie-ism (i.e. words or phrases)?
Thanks ...:wave:

I love the way archie says DISAPPOINTED-LOL LOL LOL

I always laugh when Archie is talking to Lionel, Henry or George Jefferson and is referring to the black race. He always says, "You's people........"

I like this Archie-ism where instead of saying Patience Is A Virtue,Archie says Patience Is A Virgin. Also when he stretches out the words like minorites into minororaties

Also when Archie goes into the hospital to have his gallbladder out, Gloria is looking at a magazine,and Archie says,lookie over here Gloria looking over there at all the nudies over there in that magazine.

Originally posted by BravesFan712002
Also when Archie goes into the hospital to have his gallbladder out, Gloria is looking at a magazine,and Archie says,lookie over here Gloria looking over there at all the nudies over there in that magazine.

LOL-I just heard another classic Archie phrase. LOL-i can't stop laughing. I'm watching the episode Edith's 50th birthday-and it was a scene where Archie messes up the saying-Everything is "Peaches and Cream". Archie had his own version of that saying-He told the cops-LOL, that everything is "Peaches and Beans"._LOL LOL LOL. Archie was a wild man.

Also another Archie-ism is where he butchers people's names as in the episode "Archie In The Cellar" where he has a tape recording of Stretch Cunningham making a joke and refers to Stretch as being a Milton Berlin and a Don Trickles. That was a really funny Archie-ism:lol: :lol:

Archie with his gritted teeth and his pained annoyed expression says: Ohhh, Jeese!

I like how he gets words wrong all the time, lol:

"I have my 'funereal' director ova heea."

"Mayorororials", "Senatororials"

"...or versa-versa."

Whenever a word has the "Oi/oy" sound, he says "Er"; and whenever a word has the "Er" sound, he says "Oi/oy".