View Full Version : You Gotta Read These School Stories from 5th and 6th grade


Brett Ferino
12-30-2002, 11:38 PM
I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible. He also used to bring in his stinky beethoven doll. That kid's name is Sam Logan.

One day in 5th grade, Sam Logan was sent to the nurses office for smelling awful. The nurse was in there and she wanted him to put deodorant on. The principal came in and started yelling. He did not want to put it on. He said he'll do it when he came out of the bathroom. He was in there for a while and he peed on the floor. When he came out, the nurse did not here a toilet flush. She went in and saw pee on the floor.

One day in 6th grade, Sam did not seem to be feeling well. The teacher let him use the classroom bathroom. He did not know what was going on in there, but he was in that bathroom for 45 minutes. His parent or sitter cam to pick him up. He didnt want to leave. The teacher had to carry him out.

Another day, during recess, Sam saw the teacher on duty. Her bellybutton was showing and he asked her 'Can I SEE YOR BREASTS?

Finally, one day, he took his shirt off on the bus. Weighing 220 pounds, he had boob tissue.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
12-30-2002, 11:41 PM
what the hell? was that suppose to make sence or something? if there is humor in it, i can't seem to find it???

Hollow
12-31-2002, 12:00 AM
Do u enjoy telling sick stories about ******** ppl?

Christopher
12-31-2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible.



Please keep your stories to yourself.


Also I don't think the kid is horrible, I think the kids that make fun of him are stupid. Grow up dude. jmo

Kay Scarpetta
12-31-2002, 12:21 AM
Ew Gawd, please. If the stories are that bad, please don't tell them unless your using them to emphasize a point

Brett Ferino
12-31-2002, 12:33 AM
I AM GROWING UP. YOU'RE NOT. I LOVE TO POST FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS STORIES!

DarleneIllyria
12-31-2002, 01:12 AM
Well, lets all post stories from 5th and 6th grade. Let me see if I can remember back that far.

In 5th grade we didn't have a proper school building for most of the year. Some of the classrooms were in actual truth, a trailer. Then towards the middle of 5th grade, they shipped all K through 5th grade into a bigger school.

In 6th grade, I got a lot of detention. That's all I really remember about that year. I got detention so many times. Oh well.

Georgia's on my Mind
12-31-2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM GROWING UP. YOU'RE NOT. I LOVE TO POST FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS STORIES!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

AllIWantIsYourClutch
12-31-2002, 01:18 AM
That's stupid.

Hollow
12-31-2002, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM GROWING UP.
Very slowly, apparently.

Are u by chance high?

Brett Ferino
12-31-2002, 01:23 AM
I AM NOT GROWING UP SLOWLY. YOU ARE MY GRANDMA SAYING LOOK HOW TALL I'M GETTING. LOL

Brett Ferino
12-31-2002, 01:24 AM
CASE CLOSED

Hollow
12-31-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I AM NOT GROWING UP SLOWLY. YOU ARE MY GRANDMA SAYING LOOK HOW TALL I'M GETTING. LOL
Im beginning to wonder if uve really been smokin...cuz ur sure actin like it

Mr. Shy Guy
12-31-2002, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne

Im beginning to wonder if uve really been smokin...cuz ur sure actin like it


I'm pretty sure he has been smoking something!

Janice
12-31-2002, 02:01 AM
Put the pipe down Brett. :crazy: