what is everyone's favorite quotes from the show??


" You won't tell anyone that I am the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron."
Buffy ~ When she was Bad~



" I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
Xander ~the witch~


" I'll give Xander a call. What's his number ? Oh yeah: 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho."
Willow ~Phases~

" A lot of principals tell students, think of your principal as your pal. I say, think of me as your judge, jury and executioner."
Principal Snyder~School Hard~

" The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"
Dawn ~Once More With Feeling~

And the one in my sig.

I will think of more later..

All I can think of at the moment



Buffy: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." (The Gift)

Evil Willow: "Your always saving everyone, its kind of pesky." (Grave)

Anya: "Willow forced me to free her with her brain." (Grave)

Here are more of my favorite quotes:


Willow: I thought Xander was gonna show up.
Buffy: Oh, are you guys going out?
Willow: No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up.
Buffy: How come?
Willow: He stole my Barbie. (Buffy looks confused) Oh, we were five. (Welcome To The Hellmouth)


Willow: Uh, Oh. Daddy's home. I'm in big wicca trouble now. (Grave)

Anya: Holy Frijoli (Grave)

Buffy: So you three have what, banned together to be pains in my ass? (Gone)

Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am—
Giles: Uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh... text. (Ted)

Giles: 'Oh, look at my mask, isn't it pretty? it raises the dead!' Americans. (Dead Man's Party)

Buffy: (to Xander) Look at you, Mr. About-to-be-married. You're glowing. Oh my god! Maybe you're pregnant! (Hell's Bells)

From Season 5: "The Body"

Anya: Nobody will tell me.
Willow: Because it's not okay for you to be asking these things!
Anya (crying): But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. (She puts her hand over her face, crying.)
Willow (after a long pause): We don't know... how it works... why.

From Season 5: "The Gift"

Buffy: This is how many apocalypses for us now?
Giles: Oh, well, uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
Buffy: I've always stopped them. Always won.
Giles: Yes.
Buffy: I sacrificed Angel to save the world. I loved him so much, but I knew... what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world if these are the choices, if everything just gets stripped away, I don't see the point. I just wish that... I just wish my mom was here. The spirit guide told me that death is my gift. I guess that means the slayer really is just a killer after all.
Giles: I think you're wrong about that.
Buffy: It doesn't matter. If Dawn dies, I'm done with it, I'm quitting.

And the one in my sig.

I really like the quotes in my sig. Let me post them in here, in case I ever decide to change it.

Drusilla: Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes today. Shhhh.

Spike: (about Buffy & Angel) You're NOT friends, you never were. You'll be in love till it kills you both. Love isn't brains children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike: (smiling) I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, (stands proud) the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again.

and......

Spike: Got to hand it to you goldilocks -
you do have bleeding tragic taste in men.
I've got a cousin married to a regurgitating
{{frovilops}} demon {that's} got better instincts than you.

Buffy to Giles: Have I ever let you down?

Giles: Do you want me to answer that or just glare?

others loses are my chocolatly goodness (Xander)
should I say something, or just glare? (giles)
I may be love's B****, but at least I'm man enough to admit it (spike)

here is one more

"What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me."

Xander ~Earshot~

Originally posted by Faith
here is one more

"What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me."

"God Xander is that all you think about?" Buffy (replying to Xander) :p

I have two more to add to my list.

Eddie: 'Of Human Bondage.' Have you ever read it?
Buffy: Oh, I'm not really into porn... I mean I'm just... I'm trying to cut way back.
Eddie: (Laughs.) No, there's no actual bondage, it's just a novel. I've read it, like, ten times. I always keep it by my bed... security blanket.


and since I am a Batman fan, I really loved this quote:

Xander: Oh, okay. You and Will go do the superpower thing. I'll stay behind and putter around the batcave (indicates Giles) with crusty old Alfred here.

I like this quote from the last episode:

BUFFY/FIRST
Into every generation, a slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will have the strength and skill to— There's that word again. What you are. How you'll die. Alone. Where's your snappy comeback?

BUFFY
You're right.

I get a good laugh after hearing the Buffybot....

"Hi Anya, how is your money?"

"Hi Willow who is recently gay."

And when the scooby gang thought Buffy was sleeping with Spike after Xander saw him with the Buffybot.

Buffy, "Who doing the what with huh?"

Or something like that....

"Don't speak Latin in front of the books, Xander." -- Giles, Superstar.

Buffy: You just say, "Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing, maybe we could have a thing!"
Giles: Well, thank you, Cyrano.
-- from Some Asssembly Required

"Stop touching my magic bone!" -- Jonathan, Life Serial

"To read makes our speaking English Good" -- Xander, I Robot, You Jane

Buffy: She saw those scores and her head spun around and exploded.
Giles: I've been on the Hellmouth too long, that was metaphorical, yes?
-- From Lover's Walk

BUFFY: Tell me you love me.
SPIKE: I love you. You know I do.
BUFFY: Tell me you want me.
SPIKE: I always want you.
-As You Were-

SPIKE: I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of... you. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
-Touched-

TARA: I am you know.
WILLOW: What?
TARA: Yours.
-Who Are You?-

FAITH: I know what it's like. You think you matter. You think you're a part of something, and then you get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving, but you're stuck. Like those animals in the tar pits. It's like the you just keep sinking a little deeper everyday and nobody even sees.
-This Year's Girl-

Tara: Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard.
Willow: Tara.
Tara: You can never…put them back the way they were.
Willow: Are you ok?
TARA: I’m sorry, it’s just… you know… it takes time. You can’t just have coffee and expect -
WILLOW: I know.
TARA: There's so much to work through. Trust has to be built again on both sides. You have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were. If we can fit in each other's lives. It's a long and important process and... can we just skip it? Can... can you just be kissing me now?
-Entropy-

I laugh in the face of danger. Then hide until it goes away-- Xander

I can't think of it now, but the one when the fear demon appears and it's tiny, what they say... it HILARIOUS

Everything Spike says.

Spike: It's a rock. I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big.

...among many, many, many others. I kept a book of them, but it's MIA right now.