So what do you think that the Happy Days cast got for Christmas?

Scene: Cunningham House
Richie: Here you go Chachi, this one's from me (hands Chachi a present)
Chachi: Gee, Rich, thanks for the....this is an oddly shaped present.
Richie: (starts to laugh) Why would you say that?
Chachi: It kinda looks like a....fire extinguisher...(everyone laughs) I set one place on fire and immediately, I'm a walking lit match!!
Ralph: Or grill
Chachi: Funny, Malph. But no one makes fun of him for his mistakes!!!
Fonzie: But you see, people don't set successful diners on fire everyday!
Chachi: So I made a mistake, everyone makes mistakes
Ralph: The same mistake as that cow that started the Chicago Fire?
Chachi: Very Funny, Malph, maybe you should try that on your girlfriends..oh wait! You don't have any girlfriends!!
Fonzie: Okay, now we're getting personal. Let's shut up and open presents, here Chachi.
Chachi: (takes present) Thank you, Fonzie. Finally, I get a present that's completely unrelated to fire. (opens present) "Congratulations, Charles Arcola, you have recieved a free subscription to...Smokey the Bear Magazine" (everyone laughs).
Ralph: Fonz, why'd you get him that? He may set it on fire!
Chachi: Very funny, Malph! You wanna see what I got you? (Hands Ralph a BIG BIG BIG Package)

Okay, the point of this is to continue the dialogue. Anyone wanna take over for Ralph's BIG BIG BIG BIG Present?

*as Ralph pulls the gift wrap off his present, everyone breaks out into laughter.*

Joanie-- It's a manequin!
Chachi-- Ralph, I thought I'd get you a date for Christmas!
Richie- She might be a little stiff, though....
Joanie-- And heartless....
Fonzie-- AAyyyyyhhh, doesn't Malph have enough problems without you guys picking on him? He can't help the fact that he can't find a date!
Malph-- Are you kidding me? This is FANTASTIC! *picks the doll up and stands up. They begin dancing the tango.* Wait until all the ladies see me with her! From a distance, she looks realistic. I'll have women swarming to me!
Richie-- Huh? How do you suspect that?
Ralph-- Rich, it's called envy. Once all the women who dumped me see me with this beauty they'll get jealous. They'll think that a new girl has fallen for my charms. When a guy is off-limits he attracts more women than ever.
Marion-- Oh now, that's just silly!
*everyone turns and looks at Marion, surprised by her outburst.*
Fonzie-- Mrs. C, you're usually so warm and understanding!
Marion-- What does warmth have to do with that? *points out the window*
*everyone looks out the window and sees a man in his boxers running around outside.*
Howard-- This used to be such a respectable neighborhood! *shouts out the door* Will you get off the streets and put some clothes on?! *shuts the door*

*Joanie picks up a brightly colored package*
Joanie-- Richie, you've just GOT to open the gift I got you.
Richie-- Uh oh....what is it? *takes it and look it over suspiciously.....holds it to his ear and shakes it* Well, it's not ticking, at least.
Joanie-- Ahaha.....Funny. Will you just open it, Big Brother?
*Richie begins peeling back the gift wrap*



Someone else's turn: what is Richie's gift?

*Richie Gasps*

Richie: I got the same thing!
Joanie: Yep! Your own manequin!
Fonzie: That's The Fonz's expertice! The Fonz has no trouble getting girls.
Richie: *Picking up Doll* Hey, want something to eat?
*Chachi, Ralph, and Fonzie bursting out laughing*

That's all I can think of, I shall write after someone else later. :)

Scene: At the dinner table
Potsie: Hey Joanie, I got you a present too!
Joanie: (starts to become excited, lucky girl) Really?
Potsie: Yeah, here it is (hands over a box)
Joanie: (opens the box excitedly, but saves every piece of wrapping paper) Hey, there's another box in here!
Potsie: Keep opening!
Joanie: (Opens 5 more boxes) It's a note...Dear...DIK?!?!?!
Mrs. C: POTSIE!!!
Richie: Whatcha say that for, Pots?
Potsie: Why're you all so upset?!?! It's "Kid' backwards, cause...uh...Joanie...you're not a kid anymore (we'll assume she's nineteen here) and I was wondering...
Fonzie: You were wondering nothing!
Joanie: No! (dreamily) What were you wondering, Potsie?
Potsie: Maybe, you and I can...
Richie: Hey, Pots! You want your present?
Potsie: Yeah, but-
Richie: HEY POTS!!! TAKE YOUR PRESENT!!!
Potsie: Touchy, touchy. Fine (opens box) Hey, it's another box
Richie: Keep opening
Potsie: (opens a few more boxes) It's a note too. "Hey nerd, stay away from my kid sister. She's out of your league or I'll punch you out of yours. Signed Unsigned's Protective Older Brother" Great...just great. Here, Rich, I got you a present too! (throws box across table)
Richie: (fumbles with paper angrily, then is shocked as he looks as present) Hey, Pots...this is great...

Cliffhanger, had to throw in some Joanie n Potsie. Your turn!

..A chia pet! Thanks Pots! :lol: (LOL sory that's the best thing I could think of!)
Potsie: You're welcome Rich.
Chachi: Hey Potsie, I got somthing for you.
Potsie: Thanks, (Shakes box) I wonder what it could be? (Opens the box) Hey! Another talking rock! Now my other one will have a friend to talk to, thanks Chach!

Sorry thats all I could think of at the moment.