Titles:
"The Adventures of Magda Ramirez and her Mustard Yellow Jacket"

Magda, Her Yellow Jacket, and a Hot Dog."

"Raina and her Flavored Coffee"


Okay, this roleplay was done by Myself and InspectorDeLorenzo on the message board. It was done purely for our enjoyment, and after reading through it we figured others may find it funny also. It's just purely fun- Lots of weird scenarios- hopefully some people can find it funny.

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InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *in the SFPD*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *In EARLY*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: * ... broke up with Bryan*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *all alone again*
Miranda: Brian: *at his desk in the lawyers office* *sniff sniff*
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( Rofl. Damn straight ;-))
Miranda: Jinny: *sits at her desk minding her own business*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: o0(Why can't I just find somebody who loves me? :'()
Miranda: Kate: *On the phone with ROSS* :-D
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *throws herself into her work*
InspectorDeLorenzo: (LUIS! Rofl)
InspectorDeLorenzo: (ROSS!)
Miranda: (literally throws herself)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: .. I found more coffee filters, you know ;-)
Miranda: Kate: Oooh, you did- did you... So just how happy are you? *Glances up to make sure her door is closed*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: I'm Soooooooo happy ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: .. Infact.. i think I might want to celebrate when you get home ;-)
Miranda: Kate: I think I can arrange that. Is the length of the 'Sooo' you just mentioned speaking for something else? *chuckles softly as she twirls the phone cord with her fingers*
Miranda: (LOL Bad Kate talking dirty at work)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: .. You'd know that the so was short in comparison ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( really :S)
Miranda: Nate: *Strolls in sipping on a cup of coffee*
Miranda: Kate: Yeah, I would, wouldn't I.
Miranda: Kate: Meet you at my place tonight? I've got the Kimono if you got the Coffee Filters.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: It's a date. See you tonight snicker doodle.
Miranda: Kate: You got it, big boy.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: it's all for you ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Ross: *click*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *doesn't look up at Nate.. Doesn’t even notice him, she's working so hard throwing herself into wok*
Miranda: Kate: *hangs the phone up*
Miranda: Nate: *Continues on and sits down at his desk and begins complaining about his coffee* Damn, this stuff is strong... *CD doesnt reply*.... I spent 3 bucks for this stuff- for the Station Coffee to taste better, and that's free.......*waits for a reply..doesnt get one* Something wrong?
Miranda: (LOL Guys...takes awhile for them to catch on)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *glances up* *blink blink* .. Nate.. when did you get here?
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( I really liked that :O)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Hey there! :-D
Miranda: Nate: *looks at his watch* Oh about five minutes ago. Been talking to you, didn't get a reply... You know, the usual weekend behavior I get from you... But it's Thursday. Something wrong?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: I just picked up some new coffee, and you all are going to Love this stuff. *giggles*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: No :-) everything's fine :-) *fake smile*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *goes back to work*
Miranda: Nate: *Believe it- since he is a guy* Okay, then.... *goes back to sipping his coffee*
Miranda: Jinny: *glances behind her at Raina* The only way I'm gonna like it is if there's a shot of bourbon in it. If not... count me out, Raina.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *work work work. Knows he's a dumb guy *
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Aww, but you HAVE to try it. It's one of those new Imports with multi flavorings.. not just some simple vanilla. this one's rainbow sherbert with black cherry :-D
Miranda: Nate: *Sits back and continues to drink*..... So, fill me in, C.D...Any news on the case?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: case?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *blink blink*
Miranda: Jinny: *Ignores Raina and looks around the Division* anyone seen Mag?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: oh, you know i overheard the captain talking to her. She's got some appointment with the doctor about Ben. you know ;-)
Miranda: Nate: Yeah, I assume that's what you're working on. Since you don't have a time of day for anything else. I mean, I've been talking to you and get no reply... and Raina is over there pleading for something to try her new Imported coffee
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *doesn't even hear Jinny*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: it's good!!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *sip sip *
Miranda: Kate: *comes out of her office* Raina, what are you doing?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *jumps*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Umm. Bringing in Coffee :D Here! try some!
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: I'm sorry Nate. I'm just a little.. preoccupied.. that's all..
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *starts sorting through all the stuff on her desk* I have the case file somewhere in here..
Miranda: Jinny: *Trying to get us to try some kind of weird coffee... Donut flavored or something- -says it rather dryly- and runs her hand over her head as she goes back to work*
Miranda: Nate: Then, uh, what were you working on?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Rainbow Sherbert and black CHERRY! :-P
Miranda: Kate: *Gives Raina a look* Uh-huh
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: .. I'm not sure.. *looks down* Oh. Old case reports.. I guess.
Miranda: Nate: *sips on his coffee and nods*... I see.... Something’s wrong. And since something is wrong you should tell me. Because I am your partner. And you're supposed to tell your partner when something is wrong. So tell your partner- Me.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: it's good! Here. Try some. *hands Cap a cup*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: .. *sighs and leans back in her chair* .. I broke up with Bryan.
Miranda: Kate: Fine, Raina, I'll try some (because you’re my favorite)
Miranda: Kate: *takes the coffee and sips it*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: :D See? It's good!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *gets herself another cup*
Miranda: Nate: YOU DID!? *coughs and settles back in his chair* I mean, You did? I'm sorry, CD. I know how much this meant to you... I mean- he meant to you.
Miranda: Kate: *shrugs with making a face* Not bad
Miranda: Nate: I'm sincerely sorry it ended. *Tries to look sad* Are you ok?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: .. I guess you were right about the vacation. I just realized he wasn't what I wanted.. he was just... There.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: You like it. ;-)
Miranda: Nate: o0(Sympathy, Nate. Sympathy is the key.)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *sighs* I'm just kidding myself I think. I'm wasting my time. Who's going to want me.. at this age.. Divorced.. *shakes her head*
Miranda: Nate: You know, about everything I said. I realized last week while you were gone... I wasn't being fair to you... or Brian to be quite honest. (Can say this now since they are broken up)
InspectorDeLorenzo: (Rofl)
Miranda: Nate: *gives her a look*... Yeah, and you're a cop...Risky job.... I mean, your body isnt quite what it used to be- I'm sure......... *going along with her pity*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *looks at Nate* .. you're new to this, aren't you.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *rolls her eyes*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: never mind.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *goes back to working*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *walks in * Sorry I'm late.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: I just got back from the doctor's
Miranda: Nate: *Gives her a look* C.D... I was married.. I know what I'm supposed to do, but why should I? So you can pity yourself even more? You've got a lot. So what you're newly divorced...older than you used to be.... So am I.... (At least I still got my looks...LOL j/k)
Miranda: Jinny: *turns around in her chair* How's Ben holdin' up?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: it's different. You’re a guy.
Miranda: Nate: If anything it's harder for guys, C.D.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Girls are way more lenient about things like this.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: He's still getting sick from the chemo really bad.. the doctor's prescribing some anti-nausea pills to try to help it :S
Miranda: Nate: I mean, it sure didn't take you long after you were divorced to get a *swallows* Decent guy...
Miranda: Jinny: Poor Kid, Anything I can do? Maybe you should get back to the hospital?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: .. Nate. I took the first single guy I found. That has got to tell you something.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: No. I need to work.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: get away from all the sick.. I think it's getting to me. Seeing all those kids who won't make it...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: :-(
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: :'( Jin. what if Ben is one of the ones who doesn't make it?
Miranda: Nate: Okay, so maybe you're the desperate one. You want someone to come home to at night. So what, Brian wasn't the guy. It doesn't mean you can't find anyone... Someone who would be more caring... Would talk to you when you're feeling bad about yourself..*hint hint* Someone that you could count on *hint hint*...Be all those things and more.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Nate. all those guys got married twenty years ago to their college sweethearts.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Let's face it. I blew it.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: But at least I still have my job :-)
Miranda: Jinny: *Walks over and sits on the side of her partner's desk and pats her shoulder* Come on You can't think like that. You've raised a Strong kid there, Mag....
Miranda: Jinny: You've got to give the kid some credit he's putting up one hell of a fight.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: :'( I know.. but he's still just a little boy, Jin.
Miranda: Nate: And some get divorced from those college sweethearts. Some blow it...*sips coffee and stands up* I'll be back, C.D. *walks out of the division*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: he was telling me what he wanted from Santa today. He wants me to make sure I write a letter :'(
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *watches Nate leave* o0( *sigh* .. why can't someone like Nate want to date me...)
Miranda: Jinny: I know... *shakes head and is silent for awhile* I know, hon, but he's doing the best he can. You can't ask anymore from the kid than that, Mag. You're not the only one suffering here, he is too... Has everyone been down to be tested for a match?
Miranda: Nate: *Sighs walking down the hall passed the windows of the division* (Why can't she just see what's right in front of her?)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: Yeah.. we had some matches, but so far his body's rejected the transplants :S
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: all the matches in the world won't matter if he keeps rejecting them
Miranda: Kate: *Back in her office thinking of what the night hlds in story*
Miranda: *store
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *half heartedly working on papers/
InspectorDeLorenzo: *
Miranda: Jinny: So all the matches he's had so far he's rejected? Is he out of matches, Mag?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: not yet.. there's still four more.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *goes into Cap's office without knocking* Here ya go Captain. here's your Mail, and your reports, the financial quota you have to fill out.. oh, and you got this basket of flowers. ooooh. Wonder who they're from ;-) Must be someone with a lot of money. These are all imports...
Miranda: Jinny: Well, see... There's still hope. You can't give up on him, Mag... He'll make it.... o0(Please make it... *sniff sniff*)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *smiles a little-* thanks Jin.. You’re a great partner, ya know that?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda *wearing her mustard yellow jacket ;-)*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: o0( I love my jacket.. makes me think of hotdogs)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: o0( Which make me think of Gabriel.....)
Miranda: Kate: *Takes all the paper work from Raina and places her glasses on* Thank You *gives Raina a look because she knew about the types of flowers....then looks to the flowers as a small smirk comes across her face* Imports huh?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: uh huhhhh. ;-) So who's it from? :-D
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: so what cases have we gotten assigned?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *spots a card on the flowers and hands it to you*
Miranda: Kate: *leans forward reaching for the card...opens it.....and smiles with a little sigh*
Miranda: Jinny: *turns around to pick up some files off her desk* Well, we've got this case of Mr. Toy- Name's Harry... He was found dead on the side of the road this morning. Witnesses say about an hour before he was found he was running naked down the side of a residential street.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Well? :-D
Miranda: Kate: They're from Louis.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Oooooooh. Where's Mr. Ex getting all that money ? ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. we have a streaker that was murdered? *blink*
Miranda: Kate: The carp are running.
Miranda: Jinny: *Nods* Appears so.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: .. that's nice... *gives Cap funny looks*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *gives a funny look* I guess all sorts of people get murdered...
Miranda: Kate: *shakes head* It's a business......
Miranda: Jinny: Even Streakers.
Miranda: Jinny: Our other case isn't much better, Mag. You've missed a lot while you've been gone.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: are you sure it's not pleasure? ;-) ;-) *grins and walks out*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: I know. I'm sorry I've been leaving you with all the work, Jin. it's just.. between Ben's appointments.. and taking care of Gabe while he's caught the flu. *shakes herhead*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *gets up and heads outside to figure out what happened to Nate*
Miranda: Jinny: I told you not to worry about it, Mag... I'll cue you in on the case though... Three days ago I was called to a scene of a crime.. I arrived shortly before the M.E. so I decided to have a look around...I found the victims wallet... Ivannah Fluck... She appeared to be a prostitute by the amount of cash she was carrying and all the condoms in her bag.. Not to mention her short skirt and bra she had on. Anyway..It appeared to be a typical Prostitution Gone Bad case, but when the M.E. came he started looking her over, and somehow he pushed her wrap around skirt around.. Imagine our surprise when it turned out Ivannah Fluck wasn't real a woman, but a man........*shakes head* Mag, things are jsut turning down right weird around here.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. I see. so maybe the customer wasn't into.. surprise packages..
Miranda: Jinny: Could be, since it appears not to be a robbery... Still head her money and her ..ermm.. His? Jewelry
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. do we have any clues as to who the customer might've been?
Miranda: Jinny: Hotel Lobby had a surveillance camera that videotaped everyone coming to and from... And another camera was overlooking the parking lot although, we have yet to receive the videotape.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: I think we should pay the attendant a visit and get it, I think..
Miranda: Nate: *Comes back into the division tries to put on a semi happy face*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *grabs her purse up again.. and never stopped wearing her mustard yellow jacket*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *spots Nate* there you are.
Miranda: Jinny: *nods* Sounds good *turns back to her desk and grabs her leather jacket* You know Mag, for some reason that jacket reminds me of Hot dogs...*heading for the door*
Miranda: Nate: *Still has his coffee* Yeah, sorry I took so long...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *stomach growls* o0( I want gabe :S .. Maybe i can get off of work early..)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: where were you?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *follows you*
Miranda: Nate: Uh..I had forgotten something in the car.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *gives Nate a funny look*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: well we need to get going.
Miranda: Jinny: *heads outside* I'm drivin'
Miranda: *doesn’t trust Mag’s driving*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: we have a dead body on the road.. 15 year old girl.. ODed on Crack.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: fine by me. I swear, if I weren't a cop I'd have so many tickets it isn't funny. You'd think they'd realize that I know how to drive. I'm a cop for goodness' sake.
Miranda: Nate: Let's get going...*grabs jacket*
Miranda: Jinny: *laughs* Sure, Mag... o0(It's a wonder she's still alive)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *grabs Hers :-D* I'm driving.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: *grins* hey. at least I don't drive down the middle of the road like you.
Miranda: Jinny: *gets into the car and seat belts up* What's the address?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *gets in the car all pumped and excited*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *waits until Nate's in*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *FLOORS IT*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: umm. *looks at the paper*4216 Sarah street
Miranda: Jinny: Well, both lanes are mine...Otherwise I honk the horn...*Laughs*
Miranda: Nate: You always drive.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: .. or hit them and blame it on the other drivers..
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: I know ;-) *grins*
Miranda: Nate: Some subliminal superiority concept you're trying to get across?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: You drive to slow. if you drove, we'd get there and there'd be a skeleton.
Miranda: Nate: Not true... I drive the speed limit.
Miranda: *jin's cell phone rings*
Miranda: Jinny: *answers it and drives passed C.D.*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: o0( oh, HELL No._) *drives faster and weaves until she's driving along side Jin*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: Jin!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: I finally reached you. did you have your phone turned off?
Miranda: Jinny: Teddy, Hiii.......
Miranda: Jinny: Yeah, I did...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: :-D Listen, I'm having my parents over for dinner. I wanted to give it another shot.. When do you think you'll be home?
Miranda: Jinny: *speeds up and gets in front of C.D. as the road turns into one lane* -Still on her cell- even though CD doest like cell phone drivers... LOL
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *nudges Jin's car and drives around her so she's in front, and then zooms*
Miranda: Jinny: *chuckles* You're kidding, right Me and Your parents? *laughs* We don't mix...Nuh-uh....
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: *jerks forward and her head jerks forward*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: Ow..
Miranda: Jinny: =-O*Speeds up*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: Damnit, Jin. how many times have I told you not to drive in front of CD. you know how she gets...
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *FLOORED ZOOOOOM*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *pressed back into her seat laughing little* I love being a cop. :-D
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: Come on, Jin. I want you all to get to know each other..
Miranda: Jinny: *looks over to Mag* Sorry, Mag...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: Damn.. *rubbing her neck* I think I have whiplash..
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: -*pulls into an easy stop near the police tape*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *gets out of her car*
Miranda: Jinny: And as for you Teddy, why all of a sudden? Is this some kind of weird way to get back at me? To get me there so I can embarrass myself? *shakes head* I can't..
Miranda: Jinny: *takes the long way to get to her case. Just so she can speed passed C.D.'s Crime Scene...*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: o0( Damn Exstead. She's a rookie. Doesn’t even know how to speed properly.:|)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *waves to the ME* What do we got here Steven?
Miranda: Nate: *Stuck to his seat*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Steven: ACHOOO. *sniff sniff* we got an OD.. ten kilos of crack near by...
Miranda: Nate: Not lookin' too good there, Pal.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Steven: *blows his nose* just same old cold..
Miranda: Jinny: *arrives at the hotel lobby and parks* Intimidation 101.... *looks over to Mag* You sure you're up for this?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: take your vitamin C drops, Steven ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: *nods her head*
Miranda: Nate: And see a Doctor...
Miranda: Jinny: Okay, let's go..*still has Teddy on the phone* LOL
InspectorDeLorenzo: Steven: .. you think i can afford insurance on what the captain pays me?
Miranda: Nate: Good question, I could hardly afford this coffee..*lifts his coffee that he still had in his hand*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: I've had the coffee you buy. Who'd want to spend their money on that anyways ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: teddy: Jinny. Come on. give it a second chance..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *walks in with Jin*
Miranda: Jinny: It's not that I don't want a second chance, but Teddy you think its the best idea to have our first date back together with your parents? Don't you remember last time?
Miranda: Nate: I don't know... Just the idea of going into Starbucks and having such a selection gives me a sense of being in control
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: .. next month then?
Miranda: Kate: *Stuck back at the station with Raina*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *rolls her eyes* You just enjoy taking as long to order your coffee as it takes to make it from beans..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: :-D *chattering on and on at the captain about DOM this and Dom that and Oh did you SEE what that new file clerk was WEARING? :O*
Miranda: Jinny: *nods* Sure, sure, Teddy... Listen.. I gotta go. I'll call you back a little later, and we can talk then- ok?
Miranda: Kate: o(Do I care? Please- someone shoot me
InspectorDeLorenzo: Teddy: alright :-D bye
InspectorDeLorenzo: *click*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: what was that about?
Miranda: Jinny: *hangs up and shakes her head* MEN!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: well, I better get back to filing those papers ;-)
Miranda: Kate: *nods* Yeah, you do that.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *gives jinny a questioning look-*
Miranda: Nate: *Strolling around the crime scene looking for any type of evidence
Miranda: Nate: *puts on his latex gloves for ****s and giggles* (LOL)
InspectorDeLorenzo: (LOL> oookkkk)
Miranda: Jinny: *shakes head* I think he is setting a plot against me. He's gonna be the death of me, Mag.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Cd: *rolls her eyes at Nate as she puts on her latex gloves to keep the scene's integrity*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *moves the body around looking for evidence*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: why? What’d he do?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Hey! Get a look at this! *Motions the photographer over*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Photo guy: /*takes pictures*
Miranda: Jinny: He wanted to give it a second chance, can you believe that? *shakes head*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *bags the buisness card*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: :O he DID?
Miranda: Jinny: YES!
Miranda: Nate: *frisks the body*
Miranda: *For evidence- of course*
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( *look*)
Miranda: Kate: *continues working at her desk...stopping from time to time to admire the IMPORTED flowers*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Louis: *wants you back*
Miranda: Jinny: *walks up to the lobby registration desk* I'm Inspector Exstead; this is my Partner Inspector Ramirez. We're here to collect the Surveillance Tape for use as evidence about the murder than happened in one of your hotel rooms three nights ago.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Nate. Get over here. Stop feeling up the dead girl I found some evidence ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: .. Riiiight. *leans around Jin* VERY FUNNY RICHARD!
Miranda: Nate: Right, *walks over to CD*
Miranda: Nate: sips coffee* What'd you find?
Miranda: Jinny: *looks behind her then at Mag* What?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *shows him the Business card :-D Rialtun Plumbing*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Richard: *pokes his head out* Huh?
Miranda: Nate: What a ****ty job.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: These two.. Wanting the tapes.. ha ha ha.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Richard: what are you talking about?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *walks up* Look, I don't know what you two are doing, but we REALLY ARE cops. and we want those tapes. NOW *flashes her badge*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: *blink* Damnit. Look, I lost the tapes Ok? Don't tell my boss. :s he'll fire me
Miranda: Jinny: *gives an unamused look* We're not buying it, Buddy. Now where's the tapes?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: No, I'm serious. I don’t have them. I accidentally spilled my coffee on the tapes last night when I was switching them. They’re at the dump by now..
Miranda: Jinny: You're wasting valuable time.......*looks in Mag's direction* o0(Hot doooooooooooooooooooooog *drools a little).....
Miranda: Jinny: *shakes head* Listen Pal, you either show us the tape or I'm gonna come over this counter and.....*Mag stops her*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: o0( I don't like how Jin's looking at me)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: HOLD ON Jin.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: Listen. We need those tapes. We'll get a search warrant if we have to
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: go right ahead. I'm telling the TRUTH. :
Miranda: Jinny: *changes what she was gonna say* And....use your phone to call my Captain..*Straightens her jacket out*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: Have at it. *pissed off at these donut munchers*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: *hands you the phone*
Miranda: Jinny: *grabs it* Thank You...*dials up Cap*
Miranda: Kate's phone: ring ring ring
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: ooooh *answers it on her extention*
Miranda: Kate: *admiring her fllowers still*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Capain's office. Inspector Washington speaking how can i help yo?
InspectorDeLorenzo: raina: :-D
Miranda: Jinny: Yeah, Raina..It's Jinny.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: that was bad Nate..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Oh, hi Jinny :-D
Miranda: Nate: What'd I do? *still is a little sad*
Miranda: Jinny: I need you to get a Search Warrant for me. The Address is..*looks to Mag and waves her hands for her to give her the address*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *rolls her eyes* come on. Let's check out this address *holding the card in a bag* Thanks steven!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Steven: *ACHOO* you're welcome *sniff*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: .. a Search warrant. You're gonna need a judge to sign that..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *gives the address*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: do you have probable cause?
Miranda: Jinny: No, Raina, I called you to chat awhile, and to see if I could trick ya into something.
Miranda: Nate: *follows CD back to the car quickly and gets in*
Miranda: Nate: *doesnt have time to buckle his seatbelt before CD takes off*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *ZOOOOOM BABY ZOOM :-D*
Miranda: Nate: *spills some of his coffee in his lap* Damn it
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Oh, in that case.. you will not BELIEVE what the new file clerk was wearing! :O
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *laughs at Nate* smooth there, Casanova
Miranda: Jinny: RAINA, *voice lowers* Raina, Transfer me into Cap...
Miranda: Nate: I can't help your driving, C.D.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: oooh. you want to get in the captain, huh? working for that raise? ;-)
Miranda: Jinny: I know someone whom is never going to make it past paper pusher if she doesn't transfer me to Captain, and I mean NOW!
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: somebody hasn't had their Midol today.. *rolls her eyes and puts you on hold*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Phone: *music* at the Copa.. copa cabanna..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: Oooh. I LOVE THAT SONG!
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( *cracks up*)
Miranda: (LOL)
Miranda: Jinny: *Looks at Mag* Sure ya do.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: what. it's a classic. oh, just admit it. You like Barry Manilow, Jin. ;-)
Miranda: Jinny: *shakes her head* Maybe once we get back to the station Raina will tell you where she got it at...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *talkin to cap* Do you really want to talk to Exstead?
Miranda: Kate: The real question is.... When DO I want to talk to Jinny. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it. Transfer her in..
Miranda: Jinny: *Impatient*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: if you say so..
Miranda: Jinny: *Swearing under her breath*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *click*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *tapping her foot humming the song*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: .. You like Barry Manilow? .. I have his CD, you know..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: you do? :O
Miranda: Jinny: *smacks at Magda*
InspectorDeLorenzo: guy: o0( not bad looking.. and those lips of hers. I bet she'd be good at.) Yeah, right back here
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: o0( ooh. kinky Jin) Hey!
Miranda: Kate: *Answers the phone*
Miranda: Jinny: Yeah, Cap...I need you to get me a search warrant...
Miranda: Kate: Do you have probable cause?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *organizing pencils :-D*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Riana: and we have the blue ones.. and the pink ones..
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *SCREEEECH*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: um.. Nate, maybe you'd better stay in the car..
Miranda: Jinny: *Is getting Angry* YES, For the last time YES! I have probable cause... *gives the address*
Miranda: Nate: *glances down at his lap* Nah, it's just a little damp. It'll dry...
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: .. Nate. That’s a bad place to have a drink spill..
Miranda: Nate: The show must go on,
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *smirking*
Miranda: Nate: *gets out of the car and leans back down looking in at CD* You coming?
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: Yea yea yea. o0( Goodbye my lovely car) *gets out and heads for the door*
Miranda: Kate: I'll call it in, Jin.
Jinny: Thank You.....*hangs up*
Miranda: Nate: *closes the door and heads for the building*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: *walks in* you’re going to call it in! :O
Miranda: Kate: That is my job........
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *OPENS the door, shooting Nate a look.. and follows*
Miranda: Kate: Just like your job is to be working.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: And what probable cause did she have? :-P and I am working :-P
Miranda: Kate: Eaves Dropping...
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: Learning ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *knocks on the door*
Miranda: Kate: The man is claiming he spilled a drink on the tapes last night... *has psychic connections lol j/k.....Jinny told her...in between ;-) )
Miranda: *No one comes to the door*
Nate: *knocks louder* SAN FRANCISCO POLICE
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: ... *rolls her eyes* uh huh.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Raina: speaking of coffee.. I'm gonna get some more . I LOVE this blend :-D
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: OPEN UP!
Miranda: Jinny: *Was left alone in the lobby as she hears Barry Manilow's Music Playing toward the back*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: *dancing with the guy to Barry Manilow* o0( Gabe never plays Barry..)
Miranda: Jinny: *Shakes her head and moves around the counter heading for the back of the building* -Sees Mag- .... Hey, We gotta get goin'.
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: huh?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: ok.. *sighs all disappointed*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: Maybe next time ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Guy: *gives Magda his card*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: maybe ;-) bye..
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: *leaves with Jin*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: how much you want to bet there's a back entrance?
Miranda: Jinny: *on the way back* Don't go scheduling another dance recital... He's still a suspect in all this, Mag.
Miranda: Nate: I'm sure there is. All places have them...*Smart Ass*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: Jin.. he listens to Barry Manilow. he COULDN'T have done it.
Miranda: Jinny: If only we could solve crimes by the peoples Music Preferences.... *Speeds passed where CD and Nate are standing on a porch at*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *hits Nate in the shoulder*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: smartass :-P
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *heads around back*
Miranda: Nate: *Only has time to glance back as a car speeds down the street* Wow, was that Jin?
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: You could.
Miranda: Nate: *Follows*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: yeah.. she likes to pretend she's me. ;-)
Miranda: Jinny: Keep on thinkin' that, Mag.
Miranda: Nate: Sure she does.
Miranda: Nate: Rememeber- you're old, and divorced, C.D. *joking*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Mag: *humming still*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *grins* and I also have the best record on the force ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: don't hate me because I'm beautiful AND the best cop on the Force *does blair type hair flick*
Miranda: Jinny: *glances over* What's wrong with you? *gives her a look*
Miranda: Nate: See, now there's My C.D. *Smiles*
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. *sighs* .. ok. so I might have had a few of Ben’s pain pills..
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: *grins at Nate*
Miranda: Neighbor Next Door: *Sees Nate's Wet Spot and Begins to Point and Laugh* HA HA!... Hey.. You guys You gotta come out and see this *yelling to the othes in the house*
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( ROFL)
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( WRONG)
Miranda: Jinny: MAGDA! *Looks surprised* You know what the Doctor said last time!
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: /*smirks at Nate*
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: I told you to wait in the car ;-)
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: -*grins*
Miranda: (LOL Funny Mental Picture, is it not?)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. I know I know.. :S It's just.. With ben and Gabe being sick. and then I keep missing work days..
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( rofl. scary. yes. hahah)
Miranda: Nate: *BLushes a little noticing he has a crowd gathered around outside*
Miranda: Nate: Next time I may give what you say a little more thought, C.D.
InspectorDeLorenzo: CD: you always should *grins*
Miranda: Jinny: *Nudges her* You think you could get me a couple... You know with me not drinkin' anymore... I've been having trouble relaxing...sleeping... eating.. you know all the things you're supposed to be doing on a regular basis.
Miranda: Jinny: (Can one Addiction- HELLO Another)
InspectorDeLorenzo: Magda: .. well.. Ben only uses about half..
Miranda: Jinny: o0(AA is my Friend)
InspectorDeLorenzo: ( *grins-* *high fives Jin*)

you want a reply, here's a reply. That was so kewl. Like totally mad kewl. You both did I good job on it. I am kind of liking Miranda's parts a little more, well just because! HAHAHAHAHA I'm sure she knows why. ;) and CD good job too. *Applaudes*

Well that just kicked a$$. I have never read a more wonderful, brilliant, inspiring, and touching story. It was a triiumph to all RPGs and a gift bestowed to the entire fanfiction world. The field will never be the same again. .. Ebert, I'd have to give it two thumbs up.;)

I'd reccomend it for the entire family, including Timmy, even though Timmy's been sneaking in and watching those R rated movies sent from the evil one himself. Perhaps some good wholesome RPGs like this one will turn him away from the darkness and back into the light and family. :) 'tis only a hope one can have. Ma says it'll work, and when Ma says it'll work,y'don't disagree wih her. So here's to Ma! *sniff* *wipes away a fake tear* Bless 'er little soul.


:lol: Hope y'all enjoyed it ;)

- Cd The Omniscient

I liked it! I thought it quite intersting, but A Routine is my all-time favorite

I thought it was awesome!!!!