Does ne1 have ne good ways to fake sick? If ne1 can tell me how to make urself throw up that would be cool. Im prolly gonna go outside for a long time to catch a cold but that wont be good enuff.

Last time i faked sick was a year ago and it was the best job ive done. The night b4 a gay field trip that i didnt wanna go to, i blew the hair dryer on my forehead for a long time and then i pretended i didnt have an appetite and i said i had a headache. Then i went to my room and pretended to sleep [cuz u sleep alot when ur sick] it was kinda boring i just stared around and turned on the tv w/ the sound down. 2 hrs later i came out and said i felt worse. My mom just told me to lay down so i went to bed and set my alarm clock an our b4 my mom would wake me up. When my alarm clock went off i started exercising and jumping around the room and blowing the hair dryer on my face go get hot. After awhile i went to bed and my mom came in to wake me up and i said i felt sick and she felt my forehead and shes like ok u dont hafta go to school and i lived happily ever after :)

I just tell my mom i'm not feeling good..Half of the time its a lie. She just lets me stay home.

well at school....when me or my friends go to the nurse. If you want the thermomter to read a higher temp. put a penny under your tounge...

Welp I don't really hafta fake sick anymore cause I usually am sick in some way, lol.

Buuuuuuut.... rub flour on your face. Like...baking flour. I swear, it makes you look so pale. That, on top of my original pale-ness makes me look like a dead person. Honestly. THEN to make it better, take some green eye shadow and kinda of outline your lower eyes with it. Works everytime.

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
well at school....when me or my friends go to the nurse. If you want the thermomter to read a higher temp. put a penny under your tounge...

Then you'd really get sick! :p

I Usualy did the classic "Finger down your throat" approach. But it also helps to moan alot, and whatever you do dont eat anything. Especially junkfood, im an expert at faking sick now, but in my early days i would usualy go and eat junkfood, and that kinda gave it away. If your just planning on taking one day off from school, its fairly easy. I Have done up to a week before, but about 3 days is the ideal time.

When I don't want to go I start coughing and sneezing and blowing my nose a lot. And that leads to my stomach hurting. Usually that's enough for me. Same thing when I'm at school.

Originally posted by Babes_Kay
Welp I don't really hafta fake sick anymore cause I usually am sick in some way, lol.

Buuuuuuut.... rub flour on your face. Like...baking flour. I swear, it makes you look so pale. That, on top of my original pale-ness makes me look like a dead person. Honestly. THEN to make it better, take some green eye shadow and kinda of outline your lower eyes with it. Works everytime.
Cool i'll try that. I put white eyeshadow on my face but it looked too fake. lol

The best one for the girls...

"MOM!!! I have cramps!!!!!!!!!!!"

I get like...really bad cramps...I almost throw up and pass out from them...so I use the following two tactics...I either say I have cramps ooooooooor...I can only take the medicine I use every 12 hours...so I'd take it at like...11 the night before, and wake up the next morning...in "pain" and I can't take the medicine till 11 that morning...soooooooooooooooooo...yea...

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
well at school....when me or my friends go to the nurse. If you want the thermomter to read a higher temp. put a penny under your tounge... ew how do you know where that pennys been!:barf:

You could ALWAYS try the good old sticking the thermometer near a heated lamp that makes the temp go up and BANG you've got a fever TRICK :)

Originally posted by bandito
ew how do you know where that pennys been!:barf:


Hey, If it gets me to go home it's worth it.....

Curl up in a ball, hold your head, and moan. Hang your head upside down for a while to get your face all red...and "accidentally" sleep in...so in the morning when someone comes to wake you up be like "Unngnnghhh I don't feel goooooood...." Oh and act sick the night before too....

In 7th and 8th grade, I faked earaches. Actually I did that in 5th grade too. Also what works is going to the girls room, make puking noises but make sure you have a bottle of water or something that you can pour into the toilet to make it realistic.

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
In 7th and 8th grade, I faked earaches. Actually I did that in 5th grade too. Also what works is going to the girls room, make puking noises but make sure you have a bottle of water or something that you can pour into the toilet to make it realistic.


LOL I have done that before! It worked quite nicely.course it sucked though because i couldnt eat normal food my mom gave me soup and such. I was starving! LOL

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
The best one for the girls...

"MOM!!! I have cramps!!!!!!!!!!!"



lol i always use that as an excuse to miss school/dance practice/etc....
also if i dont eat anything and just act blah my mom freaks out and thinks im sick and then she makes herself think i look sick (even tho im pale all the time so it doesnt matter...) lol, shes so paranoid its great.

Like when I was a kid i NEVER wanted to go to skool and my parents knew that I wasn't sick unless i was puking my guts out. Now when there's like a project due tomorrow and I need more time, and there's this day i don't want to go for a reason, i just tell my mom about it, then the next morning she tells the school, my bro and my dad that i'm sick and i get the whole house to myself! (cept on fridays)


Nate

I dont know how to fake sick..well i do its just that my mom makes me go to school alll the time..i havent missed a day since 5th grade..im beginning to think im not wanted at home :(

i jus always go for the classic soar throat, but right now imr eally sick

I never had to fake sick to my mother. All I had to do was roll over and she'd let me stay home. Thus resulting in 29 absenses junior year. I did good last year though... only 21! And I was probably truly sick about 4 of those days..

But, if you wanna fake sick, just go by the cramps approach. That way you dont NEED to make being hot, stuffy nose, etc. Its the easiest sickness you can fake!