She is really good to look at in these episodes.

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I been looking for you Ed, so you have been with charo, does chica know about this? LOL
now get back to your spokesperson duties LOL
now I'm getting out your garage..............

I wasnt with Charo hey are you trying to set me up i was with Chica the whole time in the garage!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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LOL! Funny!

Hey Ed Brown Jr.,
Sure you were with Chica the whole time. were your eyes on chica or on charo???
I am docking your pay for not doing your spokesperson job.LOL
hey you are suppose to be looking at chica ONLY. LOL

Hey Chica,
Ed Brown Jr. has been looking at Charo. are you by any chance JEALOUS of this? LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hey Ed, Cuchi-Cuchi as Charo says. LOL

now I'm getting out of your garage......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Tracy-Prinze (edited 05-10-2001).]

My hubby would agree with ya! He gets Charo & I get Chico. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

I told you I saw that Hoochie Coochie Charo running out of EdBrown Jr.'s room!! Chica may be your girl but, Charo did the Koochie, Koochie. "Hey Ed" did Charo smoochie youchie? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif - LOL - No more bourbon for youchie! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I'm all tongue tied now!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

oh yeah by the way you were talking about Jennifer Lopez. Now let's see you are looking at Jennifer and Charo. How big is you garage?
hey jennylee let's camp out in front of Ed's garage and see who else comes out. Where is Chica??????? LOL

Cuchi-Cuchi................LOL

Hey Cheryl Ed Brown Jr. has three women in his garage.LOL
Your husband may have to pick mabel instead because Ed has claimed Charo. LOL
So grab a chair ,Jennylee and I, we're going to camp out in front of his garage. Freddie loved Lemonade his mother said, so make a big mug of Lemonade and join us.LOL

oh! Edddddddddd where are you???
you have some explaining to do. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I have a funny feeling he'll want the nurse instead... <g>

Well I'm sitting here with Tracy Prinze and we are drinking lemonade and HEY Tracy! Is that who I think it is? Is that? "DELLA"? OH EdBrown Jr. "Put down the bourbon! LOL - http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh well i liked Jennifer Lopez before i met Chica http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif and the nurse Va Va Voom got transfered to another Hospital before i met Chica, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Charo now i was just commenting on her beauty thats all http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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nice try ed,
jennylee and I have our eyes on you.LOL
yes! jennylee you are correct that was della, but wait just a moment, look jennylee who it that lady going into the garage? is that Britney Spears???????????????????????

jennylee have you seen chica? (LOL)

Have you guys been drinking my bottle of burbon? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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How can we touch your bottles..............
when you will not let us in the garage????
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif right everyone? (LOL)

Ok than how come everytime you talk to me you always end our conversation with ok im now getting out of your garage so how can you get out of something your not in??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I think Tracey has a crush on me!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif heh heh LOL

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Keep it up ED Jr. Chica will like none of this! Tracey and I have been sitting out on the lawn chairs "outside" of the garage looking at all the action! Oh Oh ! Tracey! Here comes "Penny Marshall"!

Now i know you guys are nuts i dont even like Penny Marshall so you can tell her before she even enters my garage that i will hit her with a wrench and drink a bottle of good booze while i tell her to get outta my garage!!! Tracey and Jenny dont sit in your lawn chairs out in the middle of the street Della is gonna run you over.

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They're sitting there cuz Ed wouldn't let them into his garage! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I will let you guys come into the garage. Hello guys come on in. See EdBrownJr can be a nice guy.

Chica dont believe a word they say they are drunk http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Uh, Oh. Someone must've gave me some of Ed's Bourbon! LOL! <g>

OK!!!! Whats going on here??? Tracey, are you and Jennylee picking on Ed again??~~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif...Charo is 3 times his age,WHAT in the world would he get out of that??? and as for Britanny Spears....She's jailbait!!

hey Ed Brown Jr.,
remember you work for me and that means NO dating employees.LOL
now how can you spell alllllllll the other women names right but mine and I sign your pay check. LOL
my name is tracy not tracey. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif was that the bourbon writing. we're not stepping into your garage because there is a trick to this.LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hey Chica,
girl where have you been? ed has been having a lot of traffic going in and out of his garage, and we don't mean cars. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif cheryl, jennylee and I have been sitting outside drinking lemonade and watching the garage, ed would not give us water to make the lemonade, we had to get the water from Della's truck.

Hey,Hey, Jennylee, cheryl, and everyone is that Shelley Winters coming out of ed's garage? (LOL).

girls,I am getting hungry on this stakeout, I will grab us some sandwiches off della's truck, while you girls keep an eye on that garage, because I smell a lot of perfume coming out of there.(LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chica, girl we got your back(LOL).

I did too give you guys water remember when you asked me i threw the red bucket of water on you guys!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif LOL Tracy oooh look i remembered how to spell your name right this time http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gifHeh heh LOL

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Shelly Winters? Grab that booze from Ed gals! Tackle him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey Jennylee he triedddddddddd to throw water on us but good thing we ducked in time.LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif hey grab Ed's hat off his head. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Can somebody give me more info on what happened in the flashback scenes. I wasn't able to get CATM on the satellite dish still & it's been awhile since I've seent he RAUL runs away episodes & don't recall them flashbacking on Freddie. Thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

They showed clips from the piolt episode.
Hey give me back my hat.

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"Here Ed" You can have your ole hat! HMMPH! - "Tracy" Do my eyes deceive me or is that the mail lady leaving Ed's room? LOL - Watch out Ed She might stab you with her bones......... LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I think the mail lady had to give Ed a "special delivery" LOL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

No she was there for little Raul.

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hey Karen grab a chair. Ed thinks we're playing with him, we are going to keep an eye on him.

hey girls why is Ed saying "Will I"? LOL Is that Flora I see?? he better watch out because look who's coming, It's Aunt Connie. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

hey Chica are you upstairs watching the soaps? girl you better get down these stairs because it looks like a wedding is going on, he keeps saying to Flora "Will I'. LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

hey Louie pass us that trash can. are you still upset about the art on the wall? do you have any paper towels so we can wipe the food off our hands because Ed won't let us come in the garage to wash our hands. LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

hey Chica will you please buy Ed some PJ's. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif And please buy him some more sweaters. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

hey girls, now who is that going in the garage??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ed where are you???

Oh Ed! Aunt Connie??? I guess desperate times call for desperate measures (?) I didn't know little Raul was in the garage. He's going to grow up to fast..... "RAUL" Come out here with us! Have some lemonade....

Ahh i just woke up you guys must be delirious cause i was knocked out all night.


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Maybe Ed was with me all night!!! I'll never tell....Just me and Ed will know the truth.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

so Ed did Chica beat you up, is that why you were knocked out all night?? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifLOL

yeah Raul, come and get some Lemonade, we have plenty. hey Ed why don't you entertain us with one of your vaudeville acts, you know the ones your father Ed sr. taught you. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Yeah Ed! The soft shoe number. "Raul" - Throw some sand on the floor so Ed could shuffle! LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

hey girls look at Ed tap dance. hey Chica, you better join him, Charo is doing the Cuchi-Cuchi with Ed. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifLOL

hey girls let's rate Ed's performance LG for LOOOking GOOOd!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif LOL

ladies I am going shopping to buy us a couple of tents, this is going to be a long one.

hey louie, let me hitch a ride on your garbage truck!!!!

Ok see you when you get back Tracy!!! Pick up some bread and milk too.


You know that we do take-away
We deliever too
Open 24 hours
Just waiting on a call from you
Waiting on a call from you

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[This message has been edited by EdBrownJr (edited 05-13-2001).]

Hey, ladies, is this where Ed Brown Jr. lives? I'm a friend from his old neighborhood! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif He told me to drop in and see him sometime. Before you get any Mae West ideas, I'm old enough to be his mom! I like him with his present girlfriend Chica, anyway. I was just being neighborly and dropping by for a howdy! Got any extra lawn chairs? Maybe if Della has an opening on one of her truck's I'll drive for her! Then I could stick around and join in the fun from time to time. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey luckymama,
girl I just got back from buying a couple of tents, we have plenty of chairs, and lots of lemonade, we LOVE chica as his present girlfriend, but for some reason ed is looking at other women, and the sad part about it luckymama is that ed's denying the whole thing (LOL) that's why we have to camp out to keep it eye out for chica cuz we got her back.(LOL) so grab a chair.

excuse me I have to take a shower, I smell like louie's garbage truck.

Hey Ed!!!!! can I take a shower in the garage? pretty please(LOL)

Thank you Tracy for the invite. I'll stick around for a little while. Tomorrow morning, though I'm going to ask Della for a job driving one of the trucks. Then I can stay around this neighborhood, instead of going home!LOL.

Tracy sure i let you take a shower in here and next thing i know you are telling Chica that i was looking at you in shower!!!heh heh LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

You can use the shower but im going in the office till you are done.

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Hey I need a fillup! CHICOOOOO!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Cheryl Harrell (edited 05-13-2001).]

hey luckymama, yeah Della is hiring but Ed heard you were looking for job so he snatched the sign down and ran back in the garage.LOL girl go talk to della about that job. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Dont listen to Tracy she has been drinking again and sitting out in the sun too long!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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hey Ed, why are you in such a hurry to get to the office. Is that where the women are hiding???LOL Chica where are you????

Maybe she is in my office and i miss her so much that i cant wait to see her http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif!!!




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Ed and Chica singing and dancing together in the office...

Ed-Make no mistake about it cause things aint what they seem, Im gonna scream and shout it this is just a dream yeah... Her simple conversation everynow & then, a touchy situation facinates a man,

Chica-What shall i do if i Should see you its hard and have to pretend that we have never met.

Ed-Ah its a true sensation when you touch me with your hand Ah yeah a touchy situation you hypnotize a man, how are you gonna hide it this thing with you and me, everyone can tell by now i just cant lie and Sleep yet.

Chica-What shall i say to hide it, no words can compare to your lips melting into mine ahhhh make no mistake no mistake no mistake about it no mistake no mistake about it.

Ed-Make no mistake about im gonna make you mine
yeah i wont talk it over im running out of time.

Ed & Chica- Ive made up my mind about you i know in my heart you have the same burning feeling i feel. This is it make no mistake no mistake about it.


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[This message has been edited by EdBrownJr (edited 05-13-2001).]

Hey, you two, I may be a mama but I'm not getting in the middle of this. You will have to hide behind someone else's skirts (LMAO). You sound like a couple of my kids (na na na na) LOL! only kidding http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I already know about the job so I guess I need to take it to keep my eye on you two! Are you sure your not brother and sister, Ed and Tracy! You sure act like siblings ROTFL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ed you're not fooling nobody here,hey girls, he's trying to fool us but we know better right girls? we know Chica is not in the office, she's upstairs watching those soaps. Ed put that romance novel down and come drink some lemonade. LOL

hey luckymama, Ed works for me, he's my spokesperson and he was not showing up for work, since I'm a reporter, I had to find my spokesperson, he let it slip by saying he was looking at Charo and Jennifer Lopez.(LOL) So we have to watch Ed and help Chica. This post is for "keeping an eye on Ed for Chica" so della will hire you. The other post "chico and the man role play" is to live out your fantasy with freddie and portray a character from the show or create your own. It's for everyone to enjoy themselves. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Maybe Tracy is my sister i used to think she had a crush on me but i guess she cant if she is my sister.

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But I am in the office ladies....and ohhhh what a time I've had.....That Ed is something else...WOOOOOOWEEEE!!

I was sitting here for such a long time I had to leave to take a shower and freshen up but, look at all I've missed. Ed reading from a romance novel! Whispering sweet nothings to Chica and maybe to Charo, Della, Mail lady (with bones), Penny Marshall and others! Pass me some Lemonade cause I've got to see what's going on!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hmmmm...Ed sure gets around, doesn't he?? LOL!!

hey now!!!!! you're talkin bout my eddiesweetiepiebaby again......what fun in the office tho!!!!!! and in private right now~~LOL~~

look girls, while ed and chica is in the office, take a look at who's going upstairs. oooooooooooh!!!!! (LOL)

Hey chica look at what we see going upstairs.(LOL) girl, you better come out of that office. (LOL)

You guys are drunk again!!! She cant come to the door now i got the do not disturb sign on the door http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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It looks like the guy that bought Ed Sr's wifes dress. He has the dress on. Oh for shame!!! Chica do something!

Who has a dress on and tell them to get out of my garage!!!

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Charo would look better in the dress than that guy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Well, I got that job with Della, so I guess I'll be around for a while! Tracy, this garage is busier than Grand Central Station! How come Ed Jr never seems to pump any gas or fix cars, though. Having all these women running around is no way to run a business(At least a garage business! LOL) He needs the services of a good mechanic! Where's Chico when you need him! Chicooooo.... My truck needs gas! Where are you?
BTW girls, I have some fresh lemonade, here. Maybe Chica needs some after that session in the office, heh, heh http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-15-2001).]

you are correct ed is very busy, I just show penny marshall, she is on her way to see ed. and she said she has a big surprize for him.

girls what do you think the surprize is?

Hey chica, penny marshall is on her way to see ed, girl, you know we got your back (LOL)

Tracy and Chica, you want I should keep Ed busy for a few minutes while you head off Penny? Hey, Ed Jr. I think I'm having engine trouble with this truck. Please take a look! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

That's a very good idea luckymama,

come on girls this is team work, because ed think he is slick http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

who do you think you are fooling ed? ha ha hee hee we are on to you (LOL)

You know me, anything for a good cause! Besides, Ed will appreciate this in the end! He and Chica belong together. They're a natural! We just have to kabitz a little to keep things going! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Fix her truck she dont have a truck something is up there trying to set me up. Chica get my rifle. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Now, Ed, Calm down! I meant the truck I drive for Della! I wouldn't set you UP! Who give you your coffee the way you like it ,Huh and those tasty donuts. Me, Luckymama, Thats who... Chica, tell him. Please!!!!

Oh Ed..... "Luckymama Della" just wants a little ole bitty gas for her big ole truck! Why don't you give her a lil ole gas.

Ed, you know I wouldn't do anything to mess up that relationship between you and Chica. Here, have some of my special rum cake. I made it just for you. Put the firearms away and let's not feud! Anyone want some Lemonade and cake! Plenty for all!

Ed, you know I wouldn't do anything to mess up that relationship between you and Chica. Here, have some of my special rum cake. I made it just for you. Put the firearms away and let's not feud! Anyone want some Lemonade and cake! Plenty for all!

Sorry for the double post, my computer at school is acting up!

I'll have some of that Lemonade and cake Della. You are so sweet. Did Ed fill up your tank yet?

Yes the tank is filled up thank you for the lemonade and the cake.

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Thank you Ed for the gas, but my engine is making a funny noise, too. Would you be a dear and check it for me. I'm glad you all enjoyed the cake. It's a special recipe. I only use the finest Jamaican Rum! That's the secret ingredient! Tracy did you get a piece yet?

Sure let me check that out for you.

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Lemonade???? I need a beer after all that in the office....Ed, honey, do you think I would believe them over you?? If I believed them I would have already hidden your bottle of Bourbon for punishment!!!

Where is that bottle of bourbon anyway???? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

hey Luckymama, No I didn't get any of your special rum cake because I was around the back, climbing the tree to peek through Ed's upstairs bedroom window and I saw Pamela Anderson Lee up there. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Ed did you eat my cake that Luckymama fixed for me??? Did you drink it down with your bourbon???? hey Chica, girl you better run upstairs. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

No Problemo, Tracy. I made plenty. Get out of that tree and get yourself a piece!

Chica i love you and trust you i know you wouldnt believe them over me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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luckymama, thank you so much for saving me a piece of cake, the girls said it is so so good. I just finished drilling a hole to the office so I could see what's going on.

Chica is sitting down with her head leaning back, and a huge smile on her face. I heard ed talking but I did not see him.

I looked on the table and guess what I saw?
a tape recorder with ed's voice on it.

Chica, girl that's a tape, ed is upstairs(LOL)

Move over Tracy I'm trying to climb that big tree to take a peek at the goings on of that no good Pamela Lee! She's so fresh.......

girls, come and see why Chica have a big smile on her face.

her eyes are closed, and she think she is being kissed by ed! look girls before they leave
Derek Jeter, The Rock, and Enrique Inglesis.

Hey ed, Stay upstairs, girls lets grab these hunks

You guys are nuts im upstairs with Chica!!! I think everyone has been sitting out in the sun all day and has gotten sunburn on there brains. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Oh yeah one more thing to remember Its Me And Chica Forever!!! ED & CHICA FOREVER... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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I saw an article on CHARO in a ladies magazine in a bookstore tonite. It said she is 49...

hey Cheryl you know what they say about those May-December romances (LOL)

LOL! Coochi-Coochi!

Ed Jr and Chica, I sounds to me like you are having a bit of a problem in the privacy department around here! LOL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif If you want to borrow the truck for a while, let me know! I know how to keep these ladies occupied! Where's Chico when you need him? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Chicooo!

Anyone want another piece of my rum cake and some lemonade (spiked, of course!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-17-2001).]

Thats not necessary we got the Ed Brown suite and my office as well but thanks for the offer.

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Tracy - I think I need a break so I'll just go with you and speak to Derek Jeter. Pamela Lee has left the building. I need a slice of Della's spiked rum cake after all this action. phew!

Cake YUM! (There goes my blood sugars LOL!)

OH MY! Now I have everyone tipsy with my cake! Maybe now I can have a few minutes alone with Chico. O Chicoooo! Where are youuuu? Ed and Chica are alone and I need to be alone with you! Meet you in the Van!

Finally me and Chica get some peace and quiet.

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JL nurse: Hiccup Hiccup Hey I hear noise coming from the van!

Hey Chica,
You don't have to protect Ed, we know girl, we know!!!!!.

Hey Ed, we are not gone, we are still camped outside keeping an eye on you and enjoying our lemonade and cake.

Hey girls how about Hamburgers and Fries for dinner?

You guys are like the people camped outside Elian Gonzalezs house... Heh heh LOL

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MMM Chico, you're the best. I'm glad my cake and lemonade ploy worked! MMMMM http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(just remember the old addage, gang, if the vans a rockin, don't come a knockin! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Hey girls,
luckymama is missing. let's get to seaching for her, will we ever get a chance to relax? (LOL)(LOL)

Shh, Chico, I hear someone banging around the garage! Let's be really quiet so they don't find us in here! mmmmm http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

JL nurse - TOO Late!!! (JL ihas climbed on top of the van and is peering inside it). Get out!!! Chico take me I'm yours......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

NOOOOOO!!!I got here first, Chico don't make me go just yet. Just when we were having fun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
JennyLee, you just have to wait out side till we're through! Scat! Man!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: She's (jumping inside the van and taking Chico's face with her hands and giving him the biggest smooch while pushing Lucky to the curb). Oh Chiquito Higante! Te amo tanto.............. Smooch Smooch LOL

Tracy, I guess that JennyLee fixed my little red wagon! I guess that teaches me to try to get everyone drunk! Ed, now I need a drink! Where did Chica hid that bottle? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey Chica,
are there are wedding plans for you and ED?

There are some things that are private http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


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That is very true, EdJr, baby, but we want invitations to the public stuff! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Don't they make a cute couple! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

JL nurse: Oh Chico! (She's leaving the van now) I'll come back tomorrow (smooch smooch) You are such a hunk of burning love (smooch)........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Poor Chico, what abuse you suffer from the hands of wild women! Yet I see a smile on that handsome face, so I guess you don't mind. I'll be back later. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gifRest up my handsome caballero! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Ed, be a dear and let Chico rest. Put Chica back to work in the garage!

Hey Ed and Chica,
I need some mustard for my hamburger, this stuff is dry. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Do ya'll ever go grocery shopping??? (LOL)

Great idea Mustard why dont you go over to the store and pick up some Tracy.

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Don't forget the Ketchup LOL!

[This message has been edited by Cheryl Harrell (edited 05-22-2001).]

Hey Tracy and Cheryl, I think I have plenty of both here on the Della-car-tessen. I think Ed's trying to get rid of us! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Chico, don't forget our date tonight! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Girl you know you are right,
Of course, Ed is trying to get rid of us..

Okay ladies, listen up.. Let's find out what ed is up to.

Time to get nosey & see what he's been up to! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Time to get nosey what is that you people have been doing along??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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JL nurse: Hi all!!! Has Chico arrived yet? I'm here to make him happy! (Again) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

It's not being nosey, Ed Jr., baby! We just like you, that's all! And we want to see Chica very happy! BTW, we haven't heard from her lately. Are you keeping her hidden for some reason? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Oh, Chica, where are you? Ed thinks we are meddling. But you know we are just watching your back, right girlfriend! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BTW, JennyLee, honey, Chico has a hot date with me tonight, so you will have to wait your turn! IF he has any energy left, that is! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chica has not been hiding she is right here with me upstairs in the apartment above the garage i gave her a few days off from work.

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JL nurse: Oh yeah ED! Then why is Charo going up the stairs with that pink negligee? Huh?

Hey Chica, the girls see charo back in the garage, with a negilgee. Chica, where are you?

Hey Ed, we still have our eyes on you, how are you going to worm yourself out this one HUMMMM....?

I think Chico has plenty of energy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

I dunno what you guys are talking about...

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Not after I get a hold of him! re: energy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Thank's Chico for the lovely time last night! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Rest up, I think Cheryl is next in line! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif

Chico Rodriguez here I come! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

JL nurse: Go ahead and enjoy yourselves! All I know is that "I'm his main woman!!! Hee Hee......... "Chico" Be cool with her!

Hey Ed!
Why don't you take Chica out on the town tonight. Take her to see a movie, wine and dine her.

Hey girls, which one of you wants to follow them to make sure Charo doesn't trail along?

JL nurse - I can't go........ I have a HOT sizzling date with Chico again. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif How about you Mabel? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey Ed-what movie are you taking Chica to? Wouldn't be "Grumpy Old Men", would it? (LOL) Just don't take her to one of those "blue movies"....Chico and I went to one last night and all these crazy women kept chasing after him! heehee

Me and Eddiesweetiepiebaby are gonna stay right here and protect Chico from all of you http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

JL nurse: Wooooooooooo! I just woke up after a rough and tumble night with Chico "THE MAN"! He is one fine Hungarican............... Am I still sweating? I better go home and change. Chico Honey! I'll see you again tonight..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif LOOKING GOOD HON!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chica girl,
Get out of this garage for a chance and enjoy yourself.

Hey Ed, Stop being so cheap and take Chica out for a good time. Ed, make sure you dress up.(LOL)

JL nurse: I'm back all fresh and clean and smelling like a powdery dew..... Chico Hon! I'll be right there. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif "ED" Put on your best Zoot suit for your date with Chica!

If me and Chica want to go out we will go out but we want to enjoy the scenery right here at home. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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What scene? man this is junk.(LOL)

Girls let put some money together to give chica, so she can go out and have a good time, ed, now you know you are tooooo cheap.(LOL)(LOL).

JL nurse: Ed "Stop" spending all your money on bourbon....... Spend some on Chica she deserves it. (JL yanks Ed's hat right off the top of his head) Gals... Throw some money in the hat for poor Chica.

Hey now!!! Hold on a minute!!! I don't mind staying here and protecting Chico from you "perverts"..~~LOL~~ Me and Eddiesweetiepiebaby have the Ed Brown Jr. suite right upstairs...No need for fancy frills, we have a great time right here..~~betcha can't guess what we're doin...~~

Girls we have to come up with a serious plan to get Chica out of that garage, let think okay. Poor Chica, she needs to get out and have some fun. Day after day with Ed, Oh my!
that's scary.(LOL)(LOL)

JL nurse: How about if Tony Orlando saunters by? Hmm.. Maybe she'll forget Ed sweet cheeks. What do you all think? She deserves a break today..........

Now Ed jr. you know and I know you come from my old neighborhood. You invited me here to your new neighborhood and I came gladly. So a little friendly advice here, from one fellow northerner to another. These southern chicks need a lot of TLC. So here's a little something to take her out on the town with.(slips him a wad of cash!) If anything, it'll get the two of you away from the hen house for awhile! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
(cluck, cluck! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Tony Orlando?!?! Gimme a break!!! I wouldn't go out with him if he was the last man on Earth....

Thats right you tell them Chicababy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif!!!

Luckymama, thanks for your kindness but i dont need the money i know how to take care of my Chicababy and she gets all the TLC a southern girl could dream of from me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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JL nurse: Okay, Okay Chica! How about Sammy Davis Jr?

Stop trying to take my Chica away from me cant you see im in love with her and she is in love with me its ED AND CHICA FOREVER!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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JL nurse: No one is trying to take your Chiquita away from you sweetie pie baby............... We're just trying to show her there's more to life than a flannel shirtted man! Sure it's Ed & Chica 4 ever....... Ahem.... Chica - How about Mando? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

OK that does it get outta my garage before i get my water bucket and show you how my father Ed Brown Sr washed car windsheilds!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mando????/ hard decision now....~~thinks~~ Ed Mando...Ed Mando....I think I'll stay with Eddiesweetiepiebaby~~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif~~

Thats my Chicababy see everyone She is my Chica and nobody elses.

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JL nurse: Hmmph...... Ed I'll leave your old garage but, you better be careful or else I'll tell Chica that you went to the strip club with my man Chico! (JL runs out of the garage before she gets wet).

Hey that was a fantasy thread and who do you think the women was that invited me in her garage it was Chica!!! I just never said her name for fantasy purposes!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Here is a pic of me and Chica!!! Heh heh LOL
Look below.


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[This message has been edited by EdBrownJr (edited 05-28-2001).]

http://www.msnusers.com/edbrownjr23/files/TeddyBear005.art

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Ed, Man put down that booze and get out of that garage for some fresh air.

Hey Girls, we must force Chica to get out of the garage for some air, ed is seeing things.

Ed go get your eyes checked (LOL)(LOL)

Louie: Ed! We see no pictures over here..... I think it's about time Chica take you to an eye doctor! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Chica - You have to go out on your own hon! The gals are right. This is no place for you....... Holed up in Ed's room like that! Your libel to get Cooties............

We do go out but we like to keep things private. I love her and there is nothing that will ever make me feel any different. Even in a million years i will still love her.

I think Ed needs glasses... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Eddiesweetiepie don't need glasses...I'm his eyes now...

See i told you thank you Chica my love she is my eyes and helps me see things better.

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Louie: Chica - I know you love Ed..... I just don't want to see you get ill that's all...... Ed - Give the kid a break... She just needs to breathe in the open air. This garage gets stuffy sometimes. Besides it's a Glorious day out today! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey Chica, You have to get Ed out the garage because the car fumes has him seeing pictures. Ed you know your vision is 10/10. Man go get your eyes checked. Hey Chica will you please re-decorate Ed's out dated tacky room. Remove that wallpaper! LOL

Louie: In defense of Ed! I did see the picture of Chica. She is quite a beautiful young lady.....

Chico: Looking good!!!!

Louie: Why is she always carrying that Teddy Bear Ed? Is it because you're not as sweet as you say you are? Everybody pass out the pizza slices! Let's eat! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Pizza Yum! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Well some detectives you people are me and Chica went for a lovely walk in the park this afternoon and had a picnic under a tree them we walked around some more and the reason she has a teddy bear in the picture is cause it reminds her of me!!! She likes Teddy Bears. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Ed YOU KNOW, you were looking at all those women joggers as they passed by you and Chica. Now Admit It!

No never i was looking at her the whole time ask her yourself and another thing she is my eyes so she would know!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Louie: Ed Take a seat.... The pizza's getting cold. Where's Della? Is she bringing the drinks? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hey Della we need some more of your Lemonade because it's a heatwave here and Ed is hoping this heat will run us away.

Hey girls, I am going to sneak in Ed's garage and plug up a couple of these fans to blow on us, so watch out for Ed, I know you girls got my back. LOL

Charo: Since thes is suppose to be avout me I will surprise Ed with my famos Coochie Coochie........ RRRRRAHHHH!

Louie: Charo you look lovely..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Sit down and have yourself a slice of pizza.

Charo: Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif RRAH! RRAH!

Della: Lemonaide comeing right up! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I might even put a little in Ed's bourbon Bottle! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

What ever you do dont let Rauol do it remember what happend last time when he spiked our punch right???

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Louie: This lemonade taste soooo good Della! Pour me another glass. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif What a wonderful day isn't it beautiful to be alive? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Yes eet is beyooteful.... RRAH RRAH!

Louie: I have to get back to work and read everyone's garbage again....

Charo: Deed you rid Eds garboge?

Louie: All I saw were alot of bills. He never opens his mail. "Ed" Come down and stop kissyfacing Chica. Come and entertain your guests.

Charo: Ed! Comf down......... RRah RRah..

This could be a trick lets see what there up to Chica!!!

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Boy, You go away for a holiday weekend and you miss everything. Ed and Chica strolling in the park, Louie and Charo in the garage! Hey Della, Luckymama is back to work. I'm glad to be home, vacation can be h... I think the first thing I need to do is make more lemonade. Anyone for a refill! And I made some more of my Rum cake to go with it!!! Who wants a piece? Boy is it great to be back in the neighborhood. Where's my lawn chair Tracy? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


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Charo: Velcome back hume! Have you seen Raoulito?

Louie: I can't understand no Spanglish! What is she saying? The woman is wild!

Charo: Coochie, Coochie.........

JL nurse: This woman is making me sick.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Hey girl,
Welcome back, we missed you. I put your lawn chair in a safe place, where it would not be found.

Under ALL of the mail where ed tosses his bills. (LOL)(LOL)

(Luckymama looks through Ed Jr.'s mail all over her chair) You know Ed, you really should look at your mail occasionally. Ed Mc Mahon says you may have won a million dollars! And you probably have about that in bills here! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Thanx mucho Tracy, for saving my chair. Have some lemonade and cake! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I won a million dollars did you hear that Chica we are rich!!! We are rich Chica!!!

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Whoa, hold on a minute, Eddie baby. Read my lips.... you MAY have won.... and like I said I see at least that in bills here. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Sorry to get your heart racing like that.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Chica, quick,I think Ed fainted! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif
Someone get his bottle of bourbon! Hurry! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

She come around here about midnight
She come around here about midnight
Make me feel so good
Every night about midnight
Come around
Make me feel alright
Walking down the street
She knock on my door
Walking down the street
She knock on my door
Come in my room
Make me feel so good
Like a woman do
Well why do you make me feel alright
She's a natural born woman
Natural born soul sender
Natural born woman
Natural born soul sender
Come here about midnight, yeah! yeah!
Did I tell you about my baby
Well, she comes around
Five feet four
>From her head to the ground
Comes around here
Just about midnight
Makes me feel so good
Makes me feel alright
And her name is C. H. I. C. A
C.H.I.C.A, C.H.I.C.A,
C.H.I.C.A, C.H.I.C.A
Gonna shout it every night
Gonna shout it every day



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JL nurse: (She drives in the garage with her orange car) I hear howling.......... Ed is Mrs. Ed Brown here?

Chico: Congratulations ED! You are a WINNER! Bourbon for everyone! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: Bourbon! Did I hear bourbon....... What happen?

Chico: Ed is a millionaire........

Louie: Whoa....... Ed "You the man"! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

CHICA WE ARE RICH!!!

Chico: So Ed What are you going to do with your winnings? Fix the garage? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Well Chico first off your getting a raise and where gonna fix the garage and im gonna by Chica anything she wants.

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Earth to Ed,
She said "maybe" let her check it out for you. You know how booze can affect your hearing. (LOL)(LOL)

OH YEAH!!!

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Hey Ed,
How about buying me and the girls a pizza, that way Della can take a break and enjoy herself with us?

Because anyway you look at it we are NOT going anywhere, we are still watching you Ed Brown Jr. (LOL)

Oh, Ed I just read this contest flyer closely and it expired 3 months ago. You really should read your mail more often you know!

Pizza, did someone say pizza? I'm starved. Reading Ed's mail for him makes a girl very hungry! Any anchovies on that pizza?

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 06-09-2001).]

Ok i will order one pie with anchovies from Mamma Jacopies.

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Girls, guess what?

Remember Ed told us the only girl he looks at is Chica?

WRONG, girls he's been looking at Patty, he said it out of his own mouth "I was commenting on her beauty" Which means he was compimenting her. Right girls!

Now I see why he was so sweet and quick to buy us a pizza. You are BUSTED Ed. (LOL)

Busted for what trying to buy you guys a pizza???

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Charo: NO! Ed Brownnnnnn.... JU busted for looking at Pattys legs..... Fresh!

I like Chica's legs!!! Ouchi coochi!!!

.....And I like Eddiesweetiepiebaby's legs too....MMMMMMMM.....Those legz!!!!

AGEEEEEHHHH!!!!! LOL See she loves me and i love her.

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Ed, will you get us some pizza? Forget all that leg and love stuff, we are hungry, right girls?

Sure what kinda pizza do you want and how many pies do i need to order PIZZA for everyone.

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Charo: Gif me a peeperoni pie please!

Luckymama: Hey Ed Jr. I like black olives and anchovies on mine! In fact, order up a tub of extra anchovies! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Oh, Della needs me back to work! Catch the pizza later!

Luckymama just relax and enjoy yourself. Hey Della get over here sit down and have fun.
Girls we should have a party tonight to bring some life into this garage. (LOL)(LOL)

Hey Chica and Ed, how about a party?

Charo: No vun comes to de party! No good! Gif me my es slice!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ok guys lets all have a party. Me and Chica will be more than happy to party with freinds.

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Hey Girls how about a party here tonight?
Let's put some life into this garage,

Hey Chica and Ed, how about a party? Let's get down and boogie. It's party time

We are gonna party tonight like there is no tomorrow come on everyone hurry!!!

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Charo: Okay Ed Brrrown... I'm going to do my Coochie Coochie dance.

The only one going to do the coochie coochie dance for Ed will be me!!!!So Charo, go coochie coochie somebody else!!! ~~LOL~~

I love my Chica she is always defending me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Charo: I cant beleif you tell me no Coochie Coochie to Ed Brownnnnnnn? Ju just jealous! Hmmmmph!

Party? I'm always up for a party! Where's that Chico, I feel like getting down with my grove thang! Chicooooo! Hey, let's dance! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey Charo!!!! You better belief it!! I'm not jealous, I have no need to be....Just don't want YOU getting any ideas.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif~

Don't worry Chica, we'll keep an eye on that coochie coochie mama, that's what we're here for.

Now Luckymama, where's the music? I'm ready to get down.

I love my Chica she is all mine remember Charo its Ed and Chica Forever!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Charo: Ed BRooooooown! I do the Coochie, Coochie for you.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (Charo is winking at Ed)! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (She's doing a belly dance for ED)........

Louie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Ed! You're going to pass that up? Where's your sense of morality?

~~kixx Charo in her coochie coochie belly dancin butt~~ You better go find yaself another man~~covers Eds eyes~~Louie would be good for ya!!!~~LOL~~

No you are whats best for me Chica!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Charo: Vat man culd resist me? Ed Brrrrown! Chu dreenk to much! I coochie coochie for chu and look vat you say to me! Chu ratha hav theese yung chic! Hmmph.......

Louie: Don't go away Charo. You can Hoochie Coochie for me anytime! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Oh yeah! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Va Va Voom: Ed! Ed! Where are you Ed? I'm here to fix the transmission!

Charo: Lets see Edddddddddd get out of thhese one! HAH!

Chica Help Help!!!

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Ed, why do you stay in so much trouble? (LOL)

Va Va Voom: Oh Ed!!! My baby!!!! Give me a big ole kissy on the lips you HOT THANG YOU!!

Charo: HA HA!!! Edddddddd... Chu in treuble now! Hay! Coochie, coochie.....

Yes indeed i am. I have no clue where Chica is and im gonna get framed by all you women.

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Hey Chica! Eddie baby needs your help! come here Ed. Hide behind the truck while I find Chica. You two know I'm with you all the way. Just let me sing at the wedding! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Ok thanks Luckymama i will hide behind the truck if they come this way tell them i went the other way.

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Va Va Voom: Ed just slipped through my fingers..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Charo: He got rescued by Luckymama! She is hoding heem....

Va Va Voom: I thought he wanted me to fix a transmission and to think I wore this old T-shirt because he likes to see me in them!

Chico: Hi Va Va Voom! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Looking for Ed? He should be here any moment..........

Va Va: He just slipped away from me like a slippery eel.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Listen up all you man steelers!!!! Eddiesweetiepiebaby is mine!!!! GOT IT!!!!!?????

Luckymama you keep hiding Ed, and I will try to calm Chica down. (popping Ed on his head with a newspaper)

Ed, stop winking your eyes at Charo, Va Va Voom and the rest of those ladies and luckymama won't have to hide you (LOL)(LOL)

PSSSST Chica, Ed is back here.(waving her behind the truck.) Before you go to him, though, I want to tell you that you need to have a good long sit down with that man of yours and set him straight. Hey I believe both you and Ed but these women must be getting ideas from somewhere! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Va Va: Charo...... I thought Ed really liked me. He really blew me away. Do you know if he has a girlfriend or something? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: Ed is no cood Va Va! He is a skunkk... Just like Mandito! De only vone good here is Chico and the nurse likes heem.

JL murse: You better believe it Charo! Hmmph! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Hey im a nice guy and cant help it if the Ladies like my mustache.

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[This message has been edited by EdBrownJr (edited 06-25-2001).]

Va Va: Ed! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif You're back......... Give me a whopper of a kissy poo! (Va Va is kissing Ed all over his cheeks and leaving lipstick impressions on him).

Charo: Oh Va Va! Bee Careful! Chu dun no dat theese Ed has too many girlfrrriends... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Help Help these women are throwing themselves on top of me. Thats i got to lock myself in the office.

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Va Va: (Banging at the door) Open up you pooh pooh bear you.... I've got alot of lovin to give you!

Charo: (Banging at the door too) Open up yous louse! Give Va Va some Voom!!!! Coochie.. Coochie.........

Hey Chica,

girl these ladies are trying to take ed from you. Hey girls let's help Ed and lock these ladies out of the garage.(LOL)

Sounds like a plan to me, Tracy!

Hey Charo and Va Va. Free lunch on the house. It's all right here in my truck. Come on out and pick what you like. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Tracy you lock the door as they come out to get their free lunches! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Charo: Come Va Va I'm Hungree........

Va Va: The only thing I want to chew on is my sweet Ed's little ear lobe. Open up ED!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

To Va Va and Charo.....GET YOUR DIRTY LIL MITTS OFF MY MAN....This is the last time I will tell you...EDDIESWEETIEPIEBABY IS MINE!!! Next time I come to you 2 with my meat cleaver!!!!!